Deeeer friends,

guess what happened today? I woke up in the morning and I was wet…. and my momma was wet too and also my bed was wet…


my mom said: EEEEEEASYYYY???!!!

and I said: WHAT?!

I couldn’t believe that she really thought I would pee in my own bed… that’s OUTRAGEOUS!

Then we discovered the disaster… there was a hole in the bed and a lot of  water mixed with a slimy stuff named gel came out ….


That’s the great deluge! Run for your lives!


Weimaraners furst … and… ummm… welll… whatever!


Weimaraners furst!


The hole is on the DOWN side… just saying, that means I’m innocent …


My dad read the instruction of the repair set and then he fixed that hole the dad-way…. hope it isn’t a dark sign that dad rhymes with bad and mad… and bed sadly rhymes with wet…

To get this slimy mud out and the bed dry is a a challenge… so please don’t be angry when we can’t be in Blogville  that weekend… we do what we can to fix that problem and we sure are back asap … seems the more we seek for good fortune the faster the misfortune kicks us in our butts…



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

65 responses »

  1. lapaylor says:

    you have had one thing after another!! yikes! How’s your hellbow? is it working at least? How’s the Dad after his fall, fixed enough to fix the bed -disaster. oy!
    must be howlaween gremlins. LeeAnna

  2. cecilia07 says:

    Easy you might need to wear a life vest to bed tonight …JUST to be safe!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  3. franhunne4u says:

    That is where I am thankful I have no water mattress … My two cats would have caused havoc there quicker than you can spell insurance.

  4. sheltiebeauties says:

    Oh no!!! I think your floor is safer than the water bed for tonight.

  5. Goose says:

    Weims first! That is a good idea. Just incase the dad fix does not work you want to get some kid arm floaty things so you do not drowned. Or you could stay in a hotel until the problem is fixed. Make sure you order room service.

  6. Jan K says:

    Oh no! But we were hoping as we started reading that you would say you had a water bed, because we didn’t want you blamed for this most current disaster. We hope your Dad can get this fixed soon, and it doesn’t ruin your whole weekend.
    We’ve had that happen too when we had water beds, which might be why we don’t have one any more!

  7. Marty the Manx says:

    Oh my Easy, your house is a vortex of mishap since we last had time to check! Hope everyone is healing and feeling better. Maybe all should camp out on the couches tonight and stay away from the leaking bed until you are sure the great flood will not erupt! Keeping paws and fingers crossed that the bed is fixed. Sending POTP to your Mum’s hellbow!
    Marty, Mom and the Gang

  8. Nylabluesmum says:

    Oh good greef another dee-saster at Chez Easy?? Good luck to Pappaw Mark fur fixin thee leek!!! Yur so funny runnin away ferst Easy…aren’t doggiess supposed to get thee women an kittss out ferst??? Mew mew mew…… 😉
    Wee see youss’ when wee seess’ youss……
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  9. Cinnamon says:

    Well that is like Hurricane Patricia rained in your crib.
    Crimney Easy do I need to send a voodoo doll to ya?
    Thank Goodness you are all ok.
    xo Cinnamon

  10. Brian says:

    WOW! That really is a water bed Easy!

  11. That’s no good at all. I believe that looks like the work of evil squirrels. It’s a good thing that your dad is handy with the patch kit.


  12. grannyK says:

    I so miss my water bed! But, I don’t miss the leaks. You guys are bound to hit good luck soon! You have used up your quota of bad lately.

  13. niasunset says:

    Oh lovely Easy, whatever happens your humans think that you did 🙂 But I am glad you are all fine. No more any disaster, I wish you all. Love, nia

  14. Kismet says:

    Is your dad’s name “Job”?

  15. Good gosh just when I think you guys have done used up all your mischief the bed has to leak! I would of blamed the wet bed on john ;). Hope the patch holds. I used to have a waterbed and loved it but not any more.,

  16. Would send life raft but worry that your humans might get lost 😉 dry dreams to you all

  17. you couldn’t dream this stuff up if you tried!!!! One calamity after another! BOL! Hoping the bed is fixed so none of you float away! xoxo

  18. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Never ending things for your dad to fix at your house Easy good thing he’s a good handyman and you aren’t guilty! Love Dolly

  19. mollieandalfie says:

    Only your Mom and Dad would have a water bed!! BOL. Easy make sure Daddy has a snorkel on, you know how the DIY projects always end in disaster Bawhahawahahha It’z just like Titanic BOL xxx

  20. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Your dad actually read the instructions FIRST before he repaired it? That’s different.

  21. hahaha….sorry Easy but mom had a similar problem and I responded the same to her. Dad was helping mom with some cleaning and he put her water bottle, that was on the bedside table, on the bed while he pitifully dusted. Afterwards he stuck the water bottle back on the table and went on his merry way. Mom hopped into bed that night and quickly jumped out. The bedding and mattress were soaked.

    This was not a water bed though. You will have more trouble getting the water up with a water bed.


  22. Hari OM
    OMD I got flashbacks…. once (last century and long before you were a twinkle in the sire’s eye, Easy mate) I was on a bed which did this. Not only did I get seasickle from the danged thing, but it had to go and leave me washed up on the shore of the floor, cold and wet and yucky…… Make sure dad double fixes that thing!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  23. Chef Sasha says:

    Oh no Easy, what a yucky way to wake up. I can’t believe she actually thought it was you. As if! I hope you got the problem fixed and can get back to some serious snuggling. You were so brave to lead the way out of danger.

    Ziggy Out!

  24. We think you are gonna need a pair of hip waders for sleeping. Hope the problem is fixed soon!

  25. at least you had a repair kit 🙂

  26. dogdaz says:

    Nothing worse than a soggy water bed. Good luck to Dad

  27. Piglove says:

    Oh no. This can’t ever be good when you wake up wet in a bed. I’m so sorry brother. I hope your dad gets everything fixed. We know he can because he’s superman! XOXO – Bacon

  28. What the heck, E.? I did not see that coming! I figured a roof leak. Hopefully, your dad got the repair right. If not, at least they’ll know not to blame you!

    Love and licks,

  29. Uh-oh! Hopefully you guys sleep comfortably! And Easy would never do such a thing 🙂

  30. Fozziemum says:

    Honestly Easy this is getting beyond a joke in your crib..:( 😦 we have been awol end of dramas down under either…we should meet half way and take our troubles with us and dump them in the ocean…i remember Simba put his feline claws through a water bed we had many moons was a pain in the butt..water..mess..smell..and deflated egos all around..sending our love…not good luck as we seem to have run out too 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  31. Oh Noes! I thinks maybe you better puts your water wings on tonight, just in case EAsy! Better yet, I thinks you should invest in one of those Aire mattresses…no water, just Aire! so if it leaks, you just have a blast of aire up your arse! hehehehe
    Ruby ♥

  32. Oh yuk! I knew it couldn’t be your fault, Easy!

  33. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD…that must have been icky!!! We hope your Dad fixed it all up and you are warm and comfy tonight!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  34. Hope dad got it all fixed up
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  35. Deziz World says:

    Oh dear sweet Easy, weez just not unnerstand why y’all can’t ketch a bweak. Weez sos owry dat yous bed got wet. We sure hope it wasn’t a Weim toof or claw. MOL Weez sendin lots and lots of hugs and purrayers yous way. Fings will get better, weez just know it. After all, last year we was in da same wet boat. MOL

    Luv ya

    Dezi and Lexi

  36. At least ya can’t be blamed for dis one.

  37. DailyMusings says:

    yuck so sticky and icky- how did the leak get started? Hope dad can fix it soon!

  38. The OP Pack says:

    Oh dear, that’s not good – where will you put your handsome head tonight??? We sure hope Dad’s work was really good and not bad.

    We think you all need to move – that place brings you no good luck.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  39. speedyrabbit says:

    Hehehe gonna keep my paws crossed for you Easy that you dad fixes the bed right,xx Speedy

  40. Oh my goodness Easy, you sleep on a waterbed! Your family does believe in living dangerously. Hope it’s all fixed by Monday. I mean it might raise a few eyebrows if you had to post pictures of everyone going to bed in their waterproofs….
    Toodle pip!

  41. Earl Lover says:

    Ehhhhhh! Horrible! And how could your mum blame you? 😉

  42. bichonpawz says:

    Oh yeah….we used to have a bed like that too…so we know how it can be! Sure hope your Dad is able to get it fixed up!!

  43. fredrieka says:

    OH NO what next, furst the roof, then the fireplace now your happy spot, make sure you do not use staples it will make it worster

  44. eeek! Glad that the hole was on the down side so you couldn’t be unjustly accused of causing it!!

    The Florida Furkids

  45. I always wondered if that was a waterbed! I miss ours but CH said it made his back hurt… bah.

  46. saymber says:

    No fun~ Hope everything cleaned up ok and you all got a dry bed back!

  47. Ick! I hope you have plenty of duct tape on hand… and a few life preservers…

  48. Murphy & Stanley says:

    You have a water bed? We thought the only one who had those was Oreo’s mom! Anyhoo, mom used to have one and loved it but dad was not a fan. BTW, we got your message and we are trying to think of some ladies who might enjoy spending time with a smooth talking French Weim like yourself. You know women love a fellow with an accent right? Anyway, we mentioned this to Buddy’s mom to solicit her assistance and she said she thought you and Buddy could be each other’s wing dogs! We said no, you are ready to whisper love words so we are all thinking . . .

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  49. Better have a life jacket to sleep on that bed MOL ! Purrs

  50. OMD! That was our biggest fear with our water bed. My brother’s busted when we were teenagers and our entire house flooded. YIKES! We never got a hole in ours though and only got rid of it a few years ago. I hope that your patch job holds and I’m glad that Easy was not responsible!

  51. gentlestitches says:

    Take care of them Easy!

  52. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot??? yoo sleep on water??? aaaiiieeee not water!!! that is wot is in the oshun!!! and yoo see wot happens???? yoo kannot taym the oshun do not eeven try!!! ok bye

  53. Novroz says:

    What kind of bed is that?
    never heard of a bed with gel before.

    I am glad you’re proven innocent Easy 🙂

  54. Oh no….hope you got the bed fixed and were able to snooze your weekend away Easy.

  55. Oh dear, Easy, I hope you’ve managed to get your bed all dried out by now!

  56. Yikes. A rude awakening.

  57. Clowie says:

    I hope the bed is okay now and you’re not getting wet again!

  58. Oh No!! I can’t sleep on a waterbed… makes me go to the potty like 20 times a night! BOL!! Hope Dad fixed it and that you and Mom are all dry!

  59. Tell those Howloweeny goblins to go away!
    No waterings needed!

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