furst I will explain what happened to the phone: it just slipped out of the cover and landed on the street. Totally unspectacular… butt isn’t that amazing that we can get such great results without much effort? The weird thing is that it still works, butt it ends bloody to use the touchscreen :o)

Efurrybuddy would know now that this day is haunted and that it is the best to do nothing… butt not my dad..


… he laughed his fate straight in the face foolhardilyΒ  and worked on the furst chimney of hell…


…and while he tried to set my crib on fire I saw something…


…it’s the part with the ventilation damper… Bl**dy H*ll!

Butt enuff with that bloody things, the postman rang on my door! He brought a parcel…YAY!



And after I opened the parcel the weim-way and between all that confetti …


…we found a big surprice: a NEW phone! It was my mommas birthday gift we ordered last century…


I was totally pi**ed that there was nothing in that box what was for me….and because my momma felt sorry for her beloved silvermistygrey pup, she said that is MY phone and she immediately registrated that thingy with my name and my datas…

And because 6 years count for adult in the canine world butt not in the humanoide, she has a phone now with a kids-corner on the screen and she isn’t allowed to use app’s nor fartbook nor anything… pretty cool, huh?

That happens when egg-stremely UN-smart peopleΒ  meetΒ  smart phones…






About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. My humanoid other half could make use of the unsmartphone πŸ™‚

  2. Howdy Easy, we hope your new heater works well mate. Our dad would not even attempt to instal one!! The new phone looks good too, hope your mum enjoys the kids games hehe. Take care mates. No worries and love Stella and Rory

  3. Hehe, I still finks my Mums phone is waaaay smarter than her!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. So did your Dad get that new chimney/heater thingie to work so you all can stay COZY? I hope so….I always worry when Dad does his DIY stuff!!! As for your Mom’s new phone – I’ve always wondered why they call them SMART phones – – shouldn’t they be DUMB phones??????

    Hugs, Sammy

  5. Cupcake says:

    I guess that smart phone isn’t as smart as it thinks.

    Love and licks,

  6. DailyMusings says:

    Hope the chimney is working- the fire looked good! It is so exciting to get a new phone- have fun!!

  7. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ha ha! Whenever asked my age on those things I enter 1-1-1901. And I wonder why I get adult diaper ads sent to me! ? πŸ˜ƒ

  8. Hari OM
    Love the pyramid fire holder…. your mum and I are in similar ships today…. my new tablet thingy has decided it doesn’t want to switch off, it doesn’t want to update, it doesn’t want to do any bally thing…. never mind humanoids, this android ain’t so smart…. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  9. We’re glad the chimney didn’t create any disasters!! We’re laffin’ at the new phone though….too funny that it thinks your Mom is a 6 year old!

    The Florida Furkids

  10. Emmadog says:

    I guess your mom will be pretty much limited to just phoning with the new phone.

  11. Goose says:

    You have your very own phone now??? How do I get one? I’m only 20 months old. Does that count as an adult? My momma says that I’m still a pup, not sure why she says that. Could not be how I act, no that could not be it, not at all.

  12. Jan K says:

    Whoops…guess that wasn’t such a good plan for the phone after all! But it was a good thought to make it yours, Easy, especially since it was unbelievable that there was nothing in that package for you! (well, you did get the box to make confetti out of….)
    We admire that your Dad does not let anything slow him down…not hauntings or curses or anything. He just goes forward no matter what! The new stove looks good, damper or not. πŸ™‚

  13. lapaylor says:

    wow your dad is a fixer! Lucky to have one of those dads. You must like the mailman… is he a, well, little bit afraid of you? I think you did a good job of opening the mail without making another shattered screen on the new phone. Call me…. Cole

  14. It’s getting cool enough here that that fire looks quite inviting, at least in the evenings. Sorry you didn’t get a gift but I’m sure your mom’s happy to have the new phone.


  15. I always get excited like a little kid over a new phone… πŸ™‚ The fire thing looks great!

  16. Fozziemum says:

    Oh my Easy..hope Dad got his bits and bobs sorted out..yikes…we feared another DIY which we think may actually mean Dad Is Yelling πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ as for the phone well i think you are on a winner there my friend..after all even Troy and Barnaby knew it was a disaster..just sayin πŸ™‚ Loves Fozziemum xx

    • they were in tv yesterday…and I understand the look they sent to my momma :o) I hope we will find a way to change that kids stuff, it’s annoying when my dad has to agree for efurrything via mail :o( I guessed it that billy gates has no sense for humor and silly mom’s :o)

  17. Madi says:

    Happy tuesday Easy!!
    OMCs you must have very hard ground there in France to destroy a phone like that.
    MOL MOL Now your mom needs to order your dad a new phone.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  18. BOL! Oh Easy, you and your family always give us a giggle and we need a giggle lately. You sure did open that package right quick…it is unfortunate that the contents was not for you. Who sends mail to a dog’s house when the mail is not for the dog?!? It’s not right, I tell you….

  19. Piglove says:

    Snorts! Your day was haunted from the nether regions of hell brother. Your poor dad – all that work and then forgets the one important thing. Sounds like my mom making a cake and forgetting to add the sugar. Sometimes it does make me wonder how these humans walk around when everyone knows that us anipals are the smart ones huh? And your poor dad’s phone. Mommy shouldn’t have mentioned to him what Houdini did to dad’s. Maybe your dad’s phone heard and wanted some attention too? Snorts with piggy laughter. You gotta laugh right? XOXO – Bacon

  20. Our Lady is good with a smart phone, may be the only thing she is smart with. We can’t believe you let a box in your house without anything for you!

  21. Will and Eko says:

    I think Easy should get a job at the post office sorting packages. He does it with such speed.

  22. Brian says:

    At least you got to shred the box Easy!

  23. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Hope Pops made your house warm without setting anything on fire
    Lily & Edward

  24. BOL! Your pawrents are a hoot, Easy. How would they get by without you?

  25. Now how is THAT for timing????????!!!!! Divine intervention! I am happy cause I was worried about someone cutting their face (God forbid!) using the broken phone! xoxoDakotasDen

  26. Kismet says:

    Where’s the dial?

  27. Earl Lover says:

    SMART phone? PAH! πŸ˜›

  28. fredrieka says:

    that wood burner will keep you toasty warm while you are on your new smart phone Easy I know you will get your paws on it

  29. Hey Easy, now we can text each other!

  30. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy yous fireplace looks gweat. We never wulda seen dat fwum what y’all was showin’. MOL As fur da fone, dat’s so funny. Mommy did dat on facebook and used sis Lexi’s Meowday. So she kuldn’t even enter to win a coffee cuz she wasn’t 18. MOL They tweat us like a teenage girly. MOL Good luck to yous mommy wiff yous fone.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  31. Surely you can lick that phone into shape in two shakes of a Weim tail, Easy?

  32. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Wow, you got your very own cell phone? Does your mom have to ask to use it?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  33. The Swiss Cats says:

    Mum is used to say that her smartphone is her second brain, but we tend to think it’s the first one. Purrs

  34. Wowsa!!!! That is one pawsome phone Easy!!! I am way jealous dude, I don’t even have an iPod!! I thinks this must be puppy abuse or something, huh? Should I call the ASPCA??? Can I use your phone?? ☺
    OMD, your Pops is just the handy-dandiest dude EVERS! (just make sure no ladders are involved….☺)
    Ruby β™₯

  35. Life is a never ending adventure at your house Easy. Your dad is so brave to keep working on the fireplace. By the way – how is your moms hellbow – is it a normal elbow yet?
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  36. Oreo says:

    Hope that your heater is gonna work. You did an awesome job opening the phone box!!


  37. I have to admire your dad’s determination! Please don’t tell Bentley & Pierre that you have your own phone. I’ll never hear the endo f the whining! BOL!

  38. Lassie Benji says:

    We totally cracked up on “fartbook”.

  39. BOL! I don’t trust da smartphones anyways, da robots are gonna take over.

  40. Wow! It takes a licking and keeps on ringine….MOL Mom dropped her phone 3 stories onto cement and it still works, Go figure.


  41. The OP Pack says:

    We hope your Dad figured out that chimney thingie so you can all be warm this winter. And Mom is having lots of fun (NOT) figuring out her new phone too:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  42. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    SHE doesn’t even have a smart phone….probably for that reason.

  43. You did a good job on that box!
    –Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

  44. Easy, your Daddy does not have a great track record! Are you sure that nothing blew up?
    Cuddles and Scritchs
    NM (Nellie’s Mom)

  45. raisingdaisy says:

    Haha that’s too funny! You have the most fun at your house, Easy! πŸ˜€

  46. The new woodburner is cooler than the phone. πŸ˜‰

  47. Oooh, Mom has the kids features on the phone? I’ll bet it has all kinds of neat updates on Justin Bieber!

  48. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Oh dear dad fixing the fireplace? That could end up dangerous, and how funny about your mom’s kid phone! Love Dolly

  49. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yur Pappaw iss fearless Easy!!! Nuffin stopss him doess it???
    You sure confetti’ed yur crib with style as usual; LadyMum could not stop laffin…..
    Now thiss fone inn yur name; doess this meen you can make fone calls?? Will you reecord a Barkday greetin???
    An no Far…….ummm Facebook (mee not aloud to say notty werdss as a buudhist kittyboy)….no Facebook…howl will you xist??? Mew mew mew…..
    **Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry an ((hugs)) LadyMum

  50. the fireplace looks amazing and nice phone!

  51. Mrs P says:

    Although Mrs P lets me have a blog and even page on Facecloth she says “no way on this earth” am I allowed a phone ..smart or otherwise I’m also not allowed sweetcorn again EVER – but that is a whole different story
    Yours misunderstood and and a rather windy Big Oscar x

  52. tylersat99 says:

    Hope Dad gets the furnace thing all fixed without burning anything down. Maybe Mom gets the registration fixed so she can actually use the phone. That was a really good thought though.

  53. rumpydog says:

    OH my DOG! But don’t worry, because I’m sure our Central Intelligence Agency is still spying on you despite your age. woo woo woooooo!!!!

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