Hello,

my momma, the woman with the 6 pawlenders thought tomorrow is the last day of the month and she furgot to publish my show&tell post… ha, as if! she probably did that with purpose because it is a) an embarrassing post and b) she looks silly in her bathing suit… but whatever, here we go:

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this time Bacon asked for a photo of our puppyhood. A funny thingy with a story behind.

I have three photos for you, because they belong together and they belong to the story behind…

It was a day many moons ago as the pawrents of my momma decided to rent a boat on a small lake.

My granny decided to be a lady that day and wore a dress. It was a green plaid dress and she was very proud that she got it and that my grampy survived the moment he saw the price tag.

So, the furmily rent that boat, the granny, the grampy and my momma jumped in and off that Plastic-Titanic  went.

sorry for the bad quality, the photos are copied from an ole album... and they are older than dirt...

sorry for the bad quality, the photos are copied from an ole album… and they are older than dirt…

On that lake was a swan furmily, you can see on the left side of the last photo. And they came close to see if there were any breed crumbs…

Butt because they were on the edge of the photo, my grampy said my mom should move her butt a little closer to the swans, what she did…

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… and then the hell broke loose… The swan-mother jumped on the edge of the boat and my mom got some heavy bitchslaps with the wings, while that swan hissed like a cat… and that beast even gave her some strokes with the beak …    The granny who  tried to rescue her child, lost the balance and the contenance and went cursing over board. Splat! (WO)-man overboard! SOS! CQD! Mayday…

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The grampy who was swamped with the war on two fronts did nothing but  laughed like crazy (shameful for a lifer if you ask me), before he chased the swan-fury away and told his wife that she should stop her wild screaming and she rather should  put just her feet on the ground, the lake wasn’t deep not even a hobbit like my granny can drown there.

The granny noticed that the watermark is below her shoulders butt   the dress was runined and her shoes found their grave in the (un-)deep of swan lake and she started to use evil  words, while the grampy lifted the ruined dress and the rabid butt shoeless lady   on board…

Then he rowed the Plastic-Titanic back to the boat rental where they were welcomed with “Rolling Home” by some boozers what were hanging around with the boat guy… they also applauded the wet granny and they greeted my grampy with ahoy and laughed their butts off… oh man….

The swan and my granny had the same idea that day: to protect their chick… butt the white feathered beast with the black soul can swim, so it is no biggie… butt nevertheless my granny  jumped up in a wobbly plastic titanic to fight with a swan … that’s  an heroic deed… that’s for sure…. because that time she swam  like a flat iron…

AWWWW-HOY!

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brother Phenny promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as an easy Weimaraner... About me: Phenny, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always fabulous....

39 responses »

  1. lapaylor says:

    bwaaaaaahahahahahaha
    You should warn me not to be drinking anything while reading
    LeeAnna

  2. Fozziemum says:

    Bwahahahhahahaahahhaha i am laughing my butt off at 1,17am when i should be asleep..oh my you have the best dirt on your folks Easy …what a hullabaloo..hell hath no fury like a swan Mum and a drenched Granny ..BWAHAHAAH Loves Fozziemum xxxx

  3. Things haven’t changed much in your Ma’s crazy life then 😀

  4. PigLove says:

    OMP! I was laughing so hard that I made water on this one brother. Your family is awesome. Poor granny – all wet trying to protect her baby – just like mommy swan. I love this and have to go show it to daddy. I’m sure he will be like your grampy and laugh his butt off – too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Kismet says:

    Don’t be messing with us birds.

  6. cecilia07 says:

    Easy your mom was an adorable puppy….she looks amazingly like you in the photo with her tongue out. MOL MOL MOL MOL too cute
    Hugs madi your bfff

  7. kolytyi says:

    Awwwwww, Easy, it was the most graceful performance of the Swan Lake ever! Even this does not come close to that historic event: https://youtu.be/4M5ghF14DLo.

  8. If this happened today it would be live streamed on the internet or posted to Instagram, but grampy was ahead of his time to think of capturing the moment. He was was smart enough NOT to get any photos of granny soaking wet!

  9. Yep – this is a classic “Easy’s Family Fun” kind of post alright – I’m not a bit surprised at this swan-encounter and the resulting Granny involuntarily goes swimming ending to the tale. HAHAHA……Love the face your Mom has too…..I think she loved every minute of it right????? Of course she did!!!! It’s so nice to have a sea captain in the family isn’t it???

    Love, Sammy

  10. Oh my gosh, must remember not to take a drink of coffee when I read your posts because invariably it gets snorted all over my screen! Too funny. Your mum has had some amazing adventures, Easy. 🙂

  11. Hari OM
    Strewth Easy… they can be like laser bombs, those winged mothers defending their chicklings – your granny was heroinistic beyond words; but oh my word – thank goodness no drownings. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  12. I think Granny was a total heroine to have jumped in the water, even if it was an accident. I hope grampy bought her a brand new and equally expensive dress!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  13. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Whooa! So she still acts the same as she did 87 years ago
    Lily & Edward

  14. stella rose says:

    Ohmy gosh we are laughing so hard!!! stellie rose

  15. your mom needs to write a book about all her adventures – it would be hilarious

  16. Murphy & Stanley says:

    That story is hilarious Easy! We are wondering if maybe your mom and her mom have some things in common? Oh, bitch slapped by a swan. That’s gotta hurt! Hee . . . hee!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  17. Emmadog says:

    I think craziness runs in your mom’s family!

  18. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy those fotos awe gweat. What a pawsum stowry. Sowry they got beat up by d a swan. MOL Have a gweat day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  19. Lee says:

    Easy your Mom has had one unusual and exciting, typically hazardous hilarious life.
    Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  20. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-yow what a crazy story Easy. Yur Mumma sure has had sum wild adventuress…..
    ***Hi-5’ss*** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum

  21. DailyMusings says:

    wow that is some event!! I love your photos- you look the same! So pretty. What excitement you had as a child- so many adventures!

  22. Dolly the Doxie says:

    OMD Easy only your family! How wonderful that yo have pictures to remember it by, if you want to! Love Dolly

  23. Whenever I hear the words swan lake– i will always bust out laughing imagining your mom getting beaten up by the Momma Swan.

  24. catfromhell says:

    Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! My Mommy laughed so hard she snorted wine out her nose!!!
    She says it burns and my fur is now purple!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  25. dorysbackyard says:

    BOL!!! We always love your show and tell posts Easy!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  26. Chef Sasha says:

    Easy, I love your stories, they are the best!! I am still crossing paws for you Dad, I hope he feels better. Please give him some licks from me

    Ziggy Out!!

  27. HaHaHa! A fun filled family outing! At least there were no kangaroos to knock you over or Emus to pinch your lunch! <2

  28. Earl Lover says:

    BOL!! I’m sure this will be in your memories forever more!

  29. Jan K says:

    Easy, if only they’d had a video camera back then….you could probably be rich showing that one! That was quite the story!

  30. Easy, boats are skeery things! Even the most innocent of all looking boats. I like how your Granny saved her chick and the swan protected her kids! Funny story, Easy!

  31. BOL! That’s adorable. Sorry Granny’s dress was ruined.

  32. Oh, if only there was video of this to make the whole world laugh…

  33. Never challenge a swan. They are so defiant and pushy!
    Those plaid dresses must have been the finest things then ’cause everyone wanted those. (Sigh. The shoes probably had “plenty of wear left in them” as mother used to say. A loss like that was not taken as lightly as it is now.)
    Beware of swan lake!

  34. Mol…hahaha What a day! I’d say your mom should be afraid of swans after this.

    Shoko and mom

  35. Oh my gosh…lol. Those swans can be mean, even to brown dawgs. It is a good thing your granny prevailed and only lost her shoes and a ruined dress!

  36. awesome, not bitchwing slapped. love it

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