with Sugar the Golden Retriever




today we have superbad weather… it rains and it is as dark as in the butt of a salamander. Not really sun&fun… butt even when the sky wears 50 shades of grey and we can’t discover beautiful things outside, we can look for beautiful things inside… inside of my crib and inside of our tummies. And we can make our own sun, ha! How? That’s Easy…with


you need:


eggs, salmon,howlandaise,muffins, vinegar, spices and your paws (it’s not necessary to wash them before)… oh an please don’t use smoked salmon with 5 different peppers and cilantro… you will swig like a horse… it’s better to use nekked salmon…. just saying…

Furst we poach the eggs in a boiling water-vinegar mix

then we halve  the muffins and we are stunned  that we got 8 halves  from 4 muffins… that’s no miracle, just math what’s the same for my momma…


and   because that smarty pants poured the water away, we make a new water-vinegar mix…and start again with poaching the next 4 eggs….


while we prepare the last 4 eggs, we can make the howlandaise, we have 2 respectively 4 paws, right?


we used an instant product, what says “low fat” butt honestly, have you ever heard of a low fat howlandaise… I mean how shall it work when the chief ingredient is pure butter? butt we use it and it reassures my mother and the Suzie Quattro Memorial Pants… so  Meh!


then we place 4 halves of the muffins on a plate, add the salmon, the poached eggs and the howlandaise on the top and then we throw it in our preheated oven…


While you wait for your eggs royale you can wander around your kitchen table 87 times…


…or you can take a nap… till…


… oh sh*t it stinks like a garbage incineration plant…. and it comes from MY kitchen…

…so we better run  and rescue the eggs…


…Pheeeew that was a near  mess miss, huh?


…place the plates on the table and park your humans on the chairs and be happy that you get a different meal today…


…even when it is beef… mahahahahan!


…and with humans who have 4 little suns in their tummies and a pup who has beef in his 7 stomaches, the world looks friendly and beautiful… even when it still rains….right?


… and now gimme a treat woman!




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

63 responses »

  1. Princess Leah says:

    Looks like a pawfect day frum here Easy, yum, yum!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Food is a good salve when the weather is so gloomy. We usually just have to hibernate….sheesh! Hope the sun comes out soon, and your seriously injured paw is ready to romp.

  3. Cupcake says:

    What a lovely way to bring sunshine into your tummy. Yum. I’m very surprised you didn’t get one for yourself, E.

    Love and licks,

  4. bichonpawz says:

    Awesome way to bring some sunshine inside!! Glad you are Seeing Beautiful there today…in the midst of the rain. Have a nice weekend!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

  5. WOW now that’s some breakfast! FOUR eggs royale for each parent – and NONE for Easy the Weim? There was no sound of “giveittotheweimaranergiveittotheweimaraner” in your kitchen while this was being made? Well, you got beef….if you’re happy with that then that’s all that matters! I hope you see some sun soon……your Mom will have to make the eggs “sunny side up” then………….HAHA

    Love, Sammy

  6. fredrieka says:

    wow I bet you were drooling it must have smelled so good

  7. DailyMusings says:

    What a perfect recipe for a dreary day!! They looked divine!! Easy your momma knows how to pick up a rainy day 🙂

  8. Goose says:

    Wow Easy you cooked up some sunshine right in your crib. Now that is beautiful and tasty.

  9. swap out the salmon for some bacon and we would eat it 🙂

  10. Emmadog says:

    Mom has the Maggie Hollandaise sauce imported because she loves it so much. We have several packages in our cupboard. No other is as good and if it isn’t the Maggie kind, Mom won’t eat it. Yum! We usually get a spoon of it too.

  11. PigLove says:

    Oh squeals brother! That looks totally awesome and I must show this to mom so she can prepare this for me and dad. Licking my piggy lips now. I can’t wait to try this. XOXO – Bacon

  12. raisingdaisy says:

    Rainy gray days can definitely be sunny inside, and yours sure was! I’ll bet it was worth the wait. 🙂

  13. Will and Eko says:

    I should not have read this post before breakfast, now I’m doubly hungry.

  14. Momma is not a fan of salmon, but she says it looks good. I eat salmon every day, so I say bring it on!

  15. Yum, yum and YUM!! One of mom’s favourite!!!
    Wally & Sammy

  16. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Dark as the butt of a salamander! Now that’s dark. Butt look at that food! Hopefully the chef will work every time it’s bad weather
    Lily & Edward

  17. Mary says:

    Oooooo, that looks so good! You could make that for us.

  18. I thought I smelled something yummy coming across the pond. Now I know it was coming from your crib, Easy!

  19. Brian says:

    That yucky weather doesn’t look too Eggciting Easy!

  20. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD Easy, that looks NOMMY!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  21. Earl Lover says:

    Gorgeous view, and GORGEOUS FOOD!! 😛

  22. kolytyi says:

    Awwwww, Easy, I’d like to change your mom’s 4 suns against our 1, that is, ONE sun, which is shining and shining and shining and makes a huge over-heated oven from our streets and cribs. We have almost 40C for weeks!

    • oMD that’s a hot summer… well.. let’s say we take the half of your one sun, so we both have the perfect weather for a walk… and I send some rain, you will need it after the fiery eggs royale :o)

      • kolytyi says:

        OK, deal done!!! Some rain in the evenings would be perfect! I had to cope with a gigantically long hose in order to water our poor garden. It has a U-shape, and I always have to drag the hose after me, while I worry whether I will also water someone’s rooms or not 🙂

      • … maybe you can make some money that way? cool shower…comes suddenly and uneggs-pected for 10 euros :o)

      • kolytyi says:

        Good idea. There is only one problem with it. One of the flats within in my reach is our crib…

      • … that makes no sense to pay the 10 bucks to yourself… not even in my mom’s understanding of mathematical problems, right?

  23. Ranger says:

    Holland-Dazy sauce? Does it make you wanta do a crazed dance in wooden shoes?

  24. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Mmm. Sunny eggs fish-benadict! I looove howlendaise sauce. We make the packaged stuff also. Yes, hard to say low fat with 6 tspoon of butter in it! I love it on my asperagus. Yummy!

  25. Getting seriously froofy in the kitchen Easy 😀

  26. speedyrabbit says:

    looks very yummy to my mummy,xx Speedy

  27. Hari Om
    Oooooh gotto go buy muffins now………………. Great wet weather activity that… WE also had all the dark and wet today. Hey ho… Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  28. MMMMM your eggsandmuffinsandsalmonandholandiasesauce is beautiful indeed! We would love to have some. It makes us smile that Greta rides in your elephant skater, to watch over you. Mom thinks she has been whispering in my ear lately, encouraging some naughty behavior!! BOL!!
    Bailey & Hazel too

  29. stella rose says:

    OH my PUG Easy your mom is a wonderful cook!!!
    stella rose

  30. Oh my…I started out reading One-Spoiled Cat and my computer jumped over to you. Even computers have preferences! Sammy will have to follow you. Well, you could knock me over with a feather. Salmom, egg…my faves. Vinegar….a big FORGET IT. My mom loves your mom’s recipe and is writing it down. Think your mom’s recipe here would be better than my mom’s grabbing a pizza outta the freezer. First we must put the items on our shopping list.

    Hey, Easy thank your mom for our mom’s next challenge.

  31. ‘Egg-cellent’ job on making indoor sunshine, Easy! When you start making chocolate chip cookies, you’ll be the most sought after pup in 87 kingdoms. Happy weekend. 🙂

  32. yum Easy!!! Looks delicious!!!

  33. The OP Pack says:

    Yum!!!! those four muffins with the yummy sauce and eggs and salmon sound wonderful to us – did they at least share a tidbit with you?

    Happy weekend.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  34. Terra Toby says:

    Oh Easy you make frowns turn upside down with your 87 funny remarks! Now I am hungry too. The eggs look delicious – and love to think of your humans with suns in their tummies!

  35. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Easy you have a special way of telling a story that just cracks us up – like an egg! You do See Beautiful!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  36. Well done to you for turning such a miserable day into something fun! Well done also for not succumbing and giving away any of your cooking efforts. Egg is my dog’s favourite treat (I can’t even crack an egg without him immediately being by my side!) Will enjoy reading all about your adventures (& hopefully some will be in the sunshine – if it ever comes back, which I hope it will for my travels with my dog for my blog!)

  37. Hope tomorrow you get sun outside and in your tummy.

  38. That looks delicious!!

    The Florida Furkids

  39. Kismet says:

    I don’t believe this story. Your mom cut four muffins in half and didn’t wind up in the hospital?

  40. finnhoward says:

    YUM. Now my humans are hungry!

  41. Oooooooooo! homemade foodables!!!!! So jealous Easy!!!! I’m comin’ overs next time…send me a message, and I’ll be right overs through my transport tunnel!
    Ruby ♥

  42. We just realized that we are starving! BOL! BOL!

  43. Oh yum yum. Feeling hungry now. But we thought they would share a big yummy with you!

  44. The Eggs Royale look awesome!

  45. harrispen says:

    That looks super tasty. We’re glad to see there were no disasters in it’s making.

    Millie & Walter

  46. Yummy treat Royale! We call that eggs Benedict in the U.S. and they are so good.

  47. LB Johnson says:


    Abby Lab

  48. Mags says:

    Hi sweet Easy and family…hope you are all doing well. We could sure use some of your rain if you have had enough. Everything is all brown and brittle here from lack of a good drink of water. That was some good cooking you and your mom did and that meal looks and sounds good. Your beef sounds good to Chancy too and he would help you eat it if you would let him and he was there. Thanks for coming by and seeing the slug pictures…they were sure big and we had never seen any that big before either. Love hugs and nose kisses to all of you from all of us. Maggie, Chancy, Pooh and Popsy

  49. Jan K says:

    Yup, that’s definitely a way to cheer up a dreary rainy day, Easy!

  50. Your eggs were beautiful and I would of liked to come eat with you.

  51. Deziz World says:

    Pawsum posty Easy. Da meal looks innewestin’. But we fink we wuld rather have da beef yous had. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  52. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot is that??? ar yoo having egg mcmuffins??? ar their enny left??? can i hav sum??? ok bye

  53. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew …..
    Laffin out loud…..
    Wee iss ROFWL here!!! Oh Easy yur Pawentss almost had burnt offerinsss there…
    Maybee beef ISS thee best way to go!!! 😉
    You should see sum of thee messess LadyMum cree-atess here…
    How DO thee Hu’manss survive??? 😉
    ***paw patss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx

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