the postman came to my crib… butt instead to GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER, he dumped that poor parcel in our mailbox and disappeared…

Fortunately or better UN-fortunately? my dad found the abandoned parcel and he GAVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER….


…who jumped on his bed and opened that thingy the Weimway…


…unfortunately that parcel wasn’t for me…

…and un-unfortunately my mommas new e-reader was in that parcel…


…butt hey it must be a good one, because it survived the Weimaraner-Hardcore-Crashtest…


… boy was I in da sh*ts as she saw me…


…butt hey, even the worst things can have a good side and so she furgots to pan the Weimaraner for the killed pillow… probably a pillow of Mother Hulda , because it started to snow immediately as I made a hole in that thingy… snow in july! that’s beyong belief…except you live in Oz :o)


Oh wo-maaaaan, climbΒ  down from your palm tree and relax…


…see, if that reader-thingy will not work like the other one you got two weeks ago, we can send it back in a chewed box too…


… and then we blame it on the postman hehehehe…




you need: one pack of common cream, something like that:


now you filter andΒ  torture that stuff with ultra-high temperatures and whatnot and extract all essential stuff till you get simple colored water…


you can whisk that stuff till you get a tennis hell-bow, it’s always water and it runs down from efurry cake, so that anything you do with that stuff ends as an epic fail. And it also tastes always like colored water… butt you are happy that you stillΒ  can squeeze your ice cream cemetery in the Suzie Quattro Memorial Pants without problems… you only need your dad who has to shake you in that pants and a tongs to close the zipper…. easy peasy, huh?


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Whoops a daisy. How’s a weim to know it we a e reader? Now a days I do take a peek before I let gman open stuff lol have s great snowy Thursday.

  2. niasunset says:

    Funny, you are funny! And snow in summer… Do you know, we can’t leave any paper (bills, money, note, book, notebook,newspaper, etc.) around in the home because our cat, loves to tear them and then eveerywhere like a million pieces of paper land… πŸ™‚ And mom will be busy to clean the home… Ah, what will do with you all… But you know how much we love you… Ok, you know your mistake and I hope the rest of the day you could be a nice one πŸ™‚ Thank you, Good Morning, Love, nia

  3. Wohoof you better look out next time Snow in July isn’t that good and then inside also!

  4. What a great gadget tester you are Easy – pass it by you once and if it’s still working, you’re on to a winner πŸ˜€

  5. Princess Leah says:

    Wow Easy, yous sure got that parcel opening thingy cracked…very impressive!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Cupcake says:

    Uh-oh, E. I know from experience that tasting the E-reader is frowned upon. I am not even allowed to lick it once in a while. And also no bringing it on the couch and trying to hatch it like an egg. Sheesh!

    Love and licks,

  7. Well, if you are HANDED a box, it’s fair game to CHEW the box – and if it’s not YOUR box, whoever handed it to you is at fault NOT YOU! I hope the box tasted good? And that stuffie or pillow or whatever it was that you got the snow from??? Thanks for explaining castrated cream too – we were kind of wondering but afraid to ask!

    Hugs, Sammy

  8. Hari OM
    Howlylooya, imagine giving the Weim the box without his name on it. Hmmmmmm…. The wrappings are pretty hardy things tho’ so I reckon it will work okay. Chillax.

    As to the matter of (c.o.o.k.i.e.s.) [those are Weim-free variety] I just wrote another post on that. You can read it here… actually pretty impawtent, ‘cept the ones in charge furgot to do the advisory bit. I played detective.

    Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  9. Genis LeyNel says:

    Oh you also got one of those “stand on the kitchen table, then jump in and zip up fast” coveralls in your house. Whatzit they used to call them? – catsuits .. boiler suits … whatever – walking in them (IF you can get in and zipped up) must be torture. Keep well Easy and if you value your life – DO NOT TOUCH the e-reader.

  10. Mrs P says:

    I figure if any post/parcel comes into the house its fair game, after all it may be dangerous/hazard to human health/ un-tasty or downright boring you being the first line of defence against all of the above should be more appreciated LOL

  11. bichonpawz says:

    Definitely the postman’s fault!! It must be a very sturdy ereader to withstand the test of the WEIMARANER!! πŸ™‚ Hope today is a better day for you Easy! xo Chloe and LadyBug

  12. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Thanks for the castrated cream explanation! I know you wrote it for me. πŸ˜‰ I was worried you may be drinking something weird!
    I have a wicked letter opener here, but I think the Weim-technique may actually be pretty productive! You can multi-task while your package is opened… and hopefully your stuff survives!

  13. boscocat says:

    Funniest thing I’ve set my googly orange peepers on ! Yes it’s July freeze your macadamias off in Oz.. Hope your mom enjoys the package second hand and with traces of castrated cloudy water x :0)

  14. fredrieka says:

    well how much do pillows cost in your town? Hey I think a stitch in time, will help get that woman some needle and thread

  15. cecilia07 says:


  16. raisingdaisy says:

    Easy, you should have hidden that reader-thingy from your mom and kept it for yourself so you could read some good dog stories! Love your narrowed eyes, they gave me a good laugh. πŸ˜€

  17. Why would you be in trouble for opening a box that was clearly GIVEN to you? Sheesh…..humans!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  18. PigLove says:

    No problems – it was just an uh-oh moment with the e-reader. No harm, right? Who would have thought it was for the mommy? ❀ Houdini

    • yes… she never gets parcels … and my dad gave me the box… so he should stay in the doghouse tonight… wait … he IS in the doghouse tonight he did a super horrible thing today (she said so)

      • PigLove says:

        Barks with doggy laughter. Daddy’s just don’t do good dinners. I know – my daddy here stinks at making dinners. ❀ Houdini

  19. Castrated Cream? Tell Mom the clue is in the name,
    Something to be avoided like the plague by intact pups and humans with taste buds…
    Toodle pip!

  20. Two French Bulldogs says:

    It is the postman a fault after all
    Lily & Edward

  21. Kismet says:

    Your peeps can read? What will they think of next?

  22. Brian says:

    You certainly are the best de-packager we know Easy!

  23. Will and Eko says:

    One day I hope to get as much mail as Easy.

  24. dorysbackyard says:

    I think you also need to remind your Mama that you DO have a seriously injured paw…and are not responsible for your actions!! BOL!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  25. Blame it on the postman…good thinking Easy.

  26. rottwlrmom says:

    Easy, you always make me smile!

  27. stella rose says:

    We are glad you explained that castorateed cream cos our grandpa does something called casterate to the piggies on the farm………………….also Maggie is finking about putting that secret potion out to the highest bidder but Mom toles her NO!!!!! I am glad your mom’s e-reader is okay, our mom is always reading books on her kindle……is the e-reader a kindle cos if so mom can share some of her books wif your mom. stella rose

  28. definitely blame it on the mailman!

  29. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Thanks for that clarification on the castrated cream. We thought maybe there was something in French pastries that we did not know about BOL! Nice work opening the e-reader. Maybe you can earn some money by getting a job in a mailroom?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  30. Didn’t know you could read, Easy. Maybe tell your mama a bedtime story so she’ll furget the murderous assault on the pillow. πŸ˜‰ P.S. The very best thing to do with castrated cream is pour it down the drain. Who wants no calories or flavor anyway? πŸ™‚

  31. Emmadog says:

    Bailie enjoys making pillow snow whenever she can sneak in the chance! I avoid it as Mom doesn’t like it, she only likes real snow.

  32. that is the best option – blame it on the mail man

  33. catfromhell says:

    Yous is great at opening parcels! And Easy… my Mommy’s trick used to be she would lays on the bed to does up the zipper. now that she’s extra fluffy, shes graduated to pants with elastic….

  34. DailyMusings says:

    Love the look of your eyes- after you accomplished the de stuffing and the carton ripping. Hope momma is enjoying the new e reader!

  35. HOpe the e-reader survived the opening! Mom has one but she never finds the time anymore
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  36. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    What’s a ripped box or two…….

  37. The fact that ALL pressies delivered should belong to you, this is understandable. You can always find some great dog books on the ereader!

  38. Deziz World says:

    Colored water huh? MOL Hope da e-reader worked and yous mommy was happy wiff it. Have a gweat day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  39. Jan K says:

    Yes, because everyone knows that the postmen eat packages…it happens all the time.

    Thank you for always making me LOL, Easy. It is better to eat things in moderation than to try to eat things that they have supposedly made healthier, which really just means tasteless. πŸ™‚

  40. Well, it are tuff if it survived Weim.

  41. Lori Denise says:

    Never, ever trust the postman (or woman) ! They try to break into my home every day around noontime, so I bark and snarl until he (or she) gets so scared and walks away. Your so lucky, Easy, that you get to open packages! I’m glad your mum’s reader-thingy didn’t get bit, cuz you might be in big trouble for that.

  42. Ranger says:

    High paws on making it snow. I’d sure like some snow in July here. It is way too… too…. hot.

  43. harrispen says:

    We hope your mom’s new reader survived your jaws of doom.

    Millie & Walter

  44. gentlestitches says:

    HaHaHa! I hear fozziemum has snow up her way! The weim jaw testers! I wish cream was calorie free. I reckon they have that in heaven on the all you can eat devonshire tea table. πŸ˜€

  45. I really like your description of castrated cream. It broke Kali up…she needs a good laugh too. You know I get the feeling you are all better, although you haven’t mentioned it.


  46. tylersat99 says:

    We’re sure the e-reader will be fine, just a damaged box and we hope your paw is getting well too. You have to quit hurting that paw.

  47. Hope the ereader works out. Thanks for explaining castrated cream. That is a new one on me. πŸ™‚

  48. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew on thee hole eReader!!!! You were doin mosr qualitee control πŸ˜‰
    Yur so goo to yur pawentss checkin fingss out an no contra band enterss thee place!!!
    An that castrated creem iss purrty weerd Easy!
    LadyMum almost choked on her coffee when shee read you told yur Mumma to ‘climm outta her palm tree!’.
    Aunty Reeni (next door) allways tellss Ladymum to ‘climm outta HER tree also’…
    What iss it with our Mumma’ss an treess???
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum (swingin frum her tree)
    Mew mew mew….

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