Hell-o…
it’s me and my SERIOUSLY INJURED PAW…
…I had to stay in my bed on weekend because of that shitty weather outside seriously injured paw..
… and beside of my seriously injured paw I was as hungry as a dinosaur, because she furgot to bring me a treat all two minutes…
… and I had to eat my bed to save my life…
… and my 7 stomachs…
… after 87 hours she suddenly appeared and instead to feed me, she interrupted my lunch time…
… that woman knows no mercy and ignored the fence time for her sick puppy completely…. outrageous…
She groused for the ruined bed and said I’m sick… yep, egg-sactly I’m sick and you rather should bring that water bowl to the sick puppy, instead that I have to crawl to the bowl as weak as a kitten…
look how I look… totally sad and seriously injured… and whatever…
…gimme a treat!
yo… not bad… now you can leave my bedroom, butt tiptoeing please…
… the consultation-hour is over and the Weimaraner and his seriously injured paw need a nap…
… is she vamoosed? … great hehehehehe… do you think I can stretch that bubble-gum to the limit and the sick puppy parody works for the whole week? … you can place a bet….
HAVE A SUPER MO(A)NDAY ALL
Posted by easyweimaraner on July 27, 2015 in animals, balls, Blogville, Braque de Weimar, chien, dogs, endless wisdom, Family, food, mom, pets, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Animal, Braque de Weimar, britanny, Brittany, Dog, dogs, Easy Rider, endless wisdom, Family, pet, pets, sick, Toy, Toys, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Easy Blog 
Ouch, you are a great actor. Do you really need to chew your blanky? You’ll get indigestion if you swallow to much of that cloth! Be a good boy and show your mum you are such a good boy – then you’ll get extra treats 🙂
Milk it for all it’s worth little brother. You never know when you might get another opportunity and I do hope you don’t get another opportunity (saw paw) again any time soon. Have a great week Easy family.
Bahaha! Excellent performance again! I especially liked the bit about hiding your face with your butt sticking out. *ear licks* Noodle
Oh this one can be milked for ever Easy…those eyes..that silvermistygrey softness..yep..go for it..a young French couple passed me in the streets yesterday as i was out freezing for my art…i almost asked them if they knew a severely injured silvermistygrey weimeraner named Easy….loves Fozziemum xxx
if they had to wear ripped clothes and chewed shoes then they sure know me :o)
Hahaha they looked very hip and i think were headed to the bakery where we had lunch…no Aldi in this town so they were safe 🙂 🙂
oh boy yes! it’s winter in oz…I will look for a flight, my wishlist is much longer than expected :o)
Hahaha…we will have you any day Easy…i will take you on my mountain trips…lots to see and sniff..this bakery we took some sweet pies home…blueberry with apple and custard..i will be the oompa loompa at the airport waiting to greet you..with cream on my face 😉
oh imagine that… all the people will laugh and they probably wonder what kind of guest you will pick up there… and then they see me… I can hear the howling sirens and I can see the blocked roads and the people who close their doors and windows when we are on the way through OZ :o)
Let them be dazzled my friend..you are more Aussie than you think believe it or not!
You have an injured paw? I sure have missed a lot.
Will scroll to see what had happened to you
Oh I think with that pitiful look you’re giving your Mom that you can get meals and treats (and toys for snacks!) delivered to you in bed for QUITE a long time. Just hold up that seriously injured paw and give her “THE LOOK” and she’ll melt. Yep – works every time!
Hugs, Sammy
Hope that paw poor gets better soon!
And the treat fairy visits!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
If you keep working that sad-face, this “seriously injured” game can go on and on forever! Meanwhile, I hope you’re feeling fine soon and that the weather lets you all out for an adventure.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh Easy, how in the world do you make with such inadequate care. It’s a wonder they don’t forget to feed you. LOL
Injuries are never good, but when you have only four wheels and one is bad, it is a serious problem! Hope you get better soon and the staff takes better care of you.
I think you can pull this off for a while! Mom.. oops, I mean your staff seems daft enough to fall for it. If all I’d need to do is limp a bit, I’d do this for weeks!
I think you can get quite a bit more mileage out of the serious injured paw!
Easy you look like ET in the photo with the blankie over your head.
Hugs madi your bfff
Oh Lovely Easy, you are amazing actor, but be a good boy and take more treat 🙂 Have a nice week with your family, Thank you, love, nia
keep it up Easy and she will change your name to Gimpy or Grumpy
haha that would be funny – for her I mean, not for you Easy. Grumpy. Yes!
seriously the funniest post! Easy, you must take care with that paw, I mean, you are SERIOUSLY injured and could go LAME. Chewing on the bed? how’d that taste? Maybe you need the nurse to tote in a tv so you can watch re runs of lassie.
LeeAnna and Cole at not afraid of color
I will ALWAYS bet on you Easy. Can’t lose when my bet is on you. I don’t know what that blue flower is. Other than Amazing. I am going to try and find out however cuz I think it is magical too.
Blessings,
Michelle
I bet that you can stretch it for sure!!
Easy, if you can keep all this up I am sure you can pull this off for the whole week. That means, lots of extra treats I hope! A hurted paw deserves some extra loving…and treats.
Oz
hhmmmm we think by Wednesday you could be in the dog house 🙂
Keep on stretchin’ it, Easy! We’ll vouch for your serious pain! 😀
Hari OM
OMDness Easy, you gotta get an Oskur fur all this staging!!! You can try – but I think SHE will figure it out by midweek… maybe transfer to hop-skip-jump; showing a little effort can bring big rewards!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Give it a shot Easy…nothing like lounging in bed and having a nurse take care of you!
Milk it for all it is worth my friend. I know my brother Bacon would – barks! Here’s to a quick recovery on the download though. ❤ Houdini
I think your plan will most likely work Easy!
Your life is anything but Easy, Easy. Hopefully things will improve as the week goes on. :-0
janet
Good job. You could play a mosquito bite for all it’s worth and you have the victim part down pat.
Keep up the good work, Easy! It can be stretched for sure. Use your charms! Remember that you are sick, your paw is seriously injured and you’re starved so you need super extra care. Hope the treats lady does come all the time.
Good luck, Easy!
Did you seriously injure Dino?
Lily & Edward
Hmmm, Easy dear, mes thought yous was looking for the hairball mes left under the covers….has your Mom person fined it yet, or did yous eats it?
Kisses
Nellie
oh that was yours? … my mom thought there was anuffer biped girl in the house hehehehehehehe
Easy what color is you Mom’s aura ~ because something is seriously wrong since goats attack your Mom, she breaks bones at the circus, has funky doll houses and burns dolls. I just think you might want to take her for an exorcism. She is like a human Puddles.
Bawheheeeee Love You
Sweet William The Scot
I think it’s deep purple with a touch of black hehehe… but it wasn’t my mom it was Miss Hepple … no one could touch her except the grand granny :o)
We are sure that pathetic weimaraner sad-eyed look will get you at least another week – but we think you need to up the ante for more than just one treat.
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
oh you had me at those sad eyes and chewing because you don’t feel good is normal. I hope the week improves and your dew claw!
Easy, if anyone can make it work all week, you can!
I’m SO proud of you, Easy! You’re doing a grreat job at milking that injury.
OH! Hope you feel better really soon but don’t tell anybody because you’re sick in bed all WEEK! Monday Moanday.
Oh Easy weez sooooo sowry yous still hurt. Yous shuld be able to be cared fur wound da clock fur at least a mumff. MOL Have a gweat day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Easy yur such a ‘playur’…mew mew mew….
Poor doggie!!! LadyMum iss shakin her head an laffin like a high-ena! 😉
**Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
We just know you can milk this seriously injured paw thing for at least a week, Easy!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Keep milking it! More treats, more treats , more treats!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
We think you can hang out for more treats…..but you may have to limp into other rooms and look pitiful as well.
I think this is a great idea! Or Easy could take the staff on a 87 minutes long distance walk and start limping on the furthest point of the route. Every little step homewards should be honoured with a yummy treat – all seven stomachs would be filled in the end!
We see she is still falling for the seriously injured paw ruse. We think you can probably get another 2-3 days out of it but a whole week might push it so far that she will take you to the dogtur to get your seriously injured paw examined and he will probably try to check your prostate or something while you are there. Just saying you might want to consider the pawsibilities.
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Yup, Easy…milk that sick injured pup for all it’s worth. You don’t get handed gifts like that so often so make the best of it. And then get well, ok? 🙂
Hey Easy!
Wow, you’re doing a great job of making the most of your seriously injured paw! Your peeps need to be like waiters and maids to your every need. Really, you need pampering and help and constant attention. AND foodables to keep your strength up. I bet you can work it all week long. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Yes, we believe that you can make this last all week, Easy! You are on a roll!
I’d keep tryin to work it.
Wow you are doing an excellent job of milking the injured paw. Personally I think you have pushed it as far as you can but if you can get away with it, go for it! Love Dolly Pees: I hope your paw is getting better.
work that sad look Easy- more treats to come and the bed to yourself!
You are great at swingin’ the lead, Easy. You got your mom twisted around your little claw. I’d slowly knock it off or she’ll find out what you are doing my good buddy.
(((Shoko)))
Keep milking it Easy. We really love your bed un-making expertise. Great job!
aww no one could refuse a request from you Easy! 😀
oh my the hiding under the cover photo is just too sad, I love it! hope you get many treats
You look so sad Easy! You definitely deserve more TREATS!! And your very own STEAK! BOL!! Hope you are feeling better! xo Chloe and LadyBug
Hamming it up again dear boy 😀
Hope your paw feels better soon. In the meantime, keep working it. You’re doing a masterful job so far!!
Hi Y’all!
I love your blog so very much, I couldn’t let 8 photos of happiness slip by without nominating you! Rules are simple. 8 photos of happiness and nominate some other blogs and thank Ariel’s little corner of the internet for creating this event.
I’m sure even with your seriously injured paw you can show us lots of happiness!
Y’all come on by,
Hawk aka BrownDog
The pain and suffering of our friend and his seriously injured paw is heartbreaking. Surely, extra treats and a few new toys are necessary for proper healing. (I think you can milk this for at least a week) I mean, I hope that you aren’t too weak to eat. ♥
I think you can stretch the sick puppy for at least two weeks with that expression, Easy! You deserve to be waited on by your staff.
How been? You been seeing bikers in France? Last Sunday, them no could bikes to top of Eiffel Tower as it was raining in Purris and Tower was very slippery. XXXX
I bet a month! You can limp on cue I’m sure Easy!
You poor thing. It is hard being sick!