furst da short news:

-the grampy is back at home with the merde-cedes, he only needed the common 12 hours, probably all the traffic-idiots have a driving ban on tuesday…

– the elephant skate is back in the garage and there it lures to get off the starting blocks in direction to the vet   with  a Weim-passenger…

… because of that…


…yes, I’m a CLAW-n again…

I tried to get a berd (successful) and jumped with Mach2 in the hedge… I left that hedge with the berd … butt efurrything has it’s price and therefore I had to pay with that dew claw.

And unfortunately the joy about my prey was short, because my dad grabbed the berd from my mouth immediately, before I could hide it in my bed. SH*T!


Now I’m busy the whole day to remove the treatment they smeared on my paw….

… and I hope my spit helps to heal my paw and I haven’t to see the vet…





My dad furgot to publish my post. That’s normally the reason to get court-martialled and shot, butt today I decided to put mercy before justice.

Guess what? My mom is a hero! Yes really!

As she came back from shopping, she noticed two pups, directly in front of her.


They walked on the street like bummers and took no notice of the cars…


Therefore my momma directed the elephant skate in the middle of the street that both traffic lanes were blocked.


dog one made it

Then she activated the emergency flasher and waited till she saw in the rear mirror that both dogs left the street.


can you see Greta on the right side? She barked at the pups too … and at that cheeky trucker guy…

Dog one is a super doofus. After he reached the boardwalk he decided to cross the street again…. sorry for the bad quality of the photos, butt my mom had to search for the phone first  before she can show the world that we are poor and have NO! I-phone hehehehe.


Dog two followed dog one and crossed the street again too…

The whole act lasted no longer than two minutes (the most time my momma needed to find the phone in her darned potato bag), nevertheless  the other idiots on the street started to honk and to yell at my momma…. the driver of a tank lorry forced my momma to run off, because “the dogs will start aside on it’s own” and used  some undomesticated words what my mom quitted with something  un-ladylike  she learnt from Charlemagne the legionary …

Maybe my momma isn’t a lady, but she is woman with a heart… and a hero … she even can make a hard road cowboy blushing….



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

53 responses »

  1. DailyMusings says:

    good for you momma- let the people wait while the dogs get to safety! I am sorry to hear about your dew claw- the price of the capture 😦

  2. Emmadog says:

    Hope your claw issue heals up fast. Thankfully, I haven’t ever had one, Katie has. No fun.

  3. cecilia07 says:

    Oh no not a sore paw and a lost bird! Dang. I know for sure cat spit has magic potions I hope Weim spit does too.
    Those pups were lucky your mom saw them before the truck driver. Your mom has the heart of a warrior
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  4. Goose says:

    I hear that Wiem spit is a very good healing agent. I know when I had boo boo and Goose would lick the hurt it would be all better. And a big thumbs up to your hero mom. Yes yes she is a hero.

  5. YAY for your Mama but your description was too funny!!!!! I love how she blocked those dogs and saved them! Hoping your paw feels better pal!

  6. Ouch Easy – hope it heals quick. Hope the bird made it out alive too. Your Mama done well 😉

  7. Your Momma IS a woman with a heart and I am happy she helped the pups and like her even more to know that she has some colorful language… 😀

  8. I am sure your spit is magical and can help with healing… but if your humans have some coconut oil ask them to smear some on the claw… it will help, I promise.
    Take care of yourself!

  9. BRAVO FOR YOUR MOM! She is a hero….she protected those pups even with Mr. Truck Dude yelling at her and everybody honking. If not for her who knows if those pups would have been out of trouble. As for Weim-spit having healing powers – I hope it works but if not, Mr. Vet will surely have something to say about it!

    Hugs, Sammy

  10. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, great job catching the birdie! That’s no easy task fur sure and I hope your paw is all better soon. Sending healing vibes for that. Spit works wonders on lots of things. BOL Your Mom gets a gold star for helping the pooches cross the road.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  11. finnhoward says:

    Nice job Momma! I hope they found their way home. and that you are feeling better!

  12. PigLove says:

    Oh no brother! Your poor claw. What we do for food huh? I can’t believe your dad took your one piece of bird away – snorts. Especially after putting those super skills of yours into play and jumping and getting that snack. And your mom is a super hero in my book too. Anipal safety first is what we believe in here! Awesome! XOXO – Bacon

  13. lapaylor says:

    what a great hunter! Berds are hard to catch! Cole caught a squirrel, and I yelled “drop” and he spit it out. He was mad when it ran off, and just gave me such a look!

    Mama, we don’t have iphones either, we have stupid phones and cameras.
    It’s hard to see a rogue dog pair wandering the street and not want to find them a good home… I feel it.

  14. Glad your mom was able to let the dogs get to safety.

    We can’t believe they took the bird from you and then put meds on your paw. That seems cruel and unusual!

  15. Earl Lover says:

    Go Momma! We hope you’re feeling better, too, Easy. Your poor, poor claw. You sound like my two – they’d do anything for foodies.


  16. Brian says:

    The Mom sure done good Easy. We hope that claw gets healed up by ittself!

  17. That’s a heroic injury in the line of duty, Easy. Milk it for all it’s worth!

  18. Kismet says:

    You did in a bird?

  19. Lee says:

    Again your Mom sounds like Lee ~ Lee has stopped for turtles, goose and opossums with babies all sorts of creatures and endured the screams of heartless people.
    We also have a dumb flip phone older than you Samsung. Lee says ‘Tis the gift to be simple when we cannot afford things. Pray your toe is not too sore.
    Thank you for the birthday wishes. The 22nd is both Lee’s birthday and Downunder Daisy’s HER birthday! We share a birthday with Prince George of England.
    Sweet William The Scot

  20. Two French Bulldogs says:

    You don’t want to get no bird cooties do you? Did it taste like chicken?
    Lily & Edward

  21. Will and Eko says:

    With all your bang-ups, you’ve probably paid for your vet’s mercedes!

  22. Easy – mom wants to know if you will come over and catch all the birdies that live in our tree! They are leaving bird poopies all over the place in our yard.
    Glad that mini Greta was able to help your mom to be a HERO!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  23. The OP Pack says:

    Great work on your Mom’s part – bad owners letting those doggies be out in the street to start with.

    We hope your dew claw heals nicely without a vet trip. We just don’t understand why we have to have those things when they just cause problems.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  24. stella rose says:

    We sure hope your paw gets better, now we are so proud of your momma, who else is there to stand up for us but the humans in the world….we are clapping our paws for your momma. stella rose

  25. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Your mom is a real true blue hero! You should do something special for her! Oh, sorry about that dew claw. We can’t believe your dad took that birdie away from you before you could hide it in the bed! He is not a hero!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  26. Yay, to your mom but boo to dad for removing your burd. We try to save as many prey Odin catches but it’s 50 50

  27. Mom had one dog many years ago that had dew claws and he ripped one completely out – since then she has only ever got pups like us that have had them removed at birth.

  28. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Sorry about your bird…after your valiant attempt at protecting your family from it….

    Good for your mum, she’s brave and thoughtful!

  29. Princess Leah says:

    Oh Easy, your poor paw! I do hopes it gets better and no VET visit is needed…sending you a big healing licks kiss
    Well done Mom, yous my hero fur helping the doggies
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  30. Hari OM
    OMD you were busy then busted… heal quickly SGWeimster… and big thumbies up to your HEROMA…. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  31. Easy, your momma is most definitely a hero. We’ll hear no bad words about her for at least, lets say, 24 hours. Please.
    Toodle pip!

  32. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy, yous mommy’s a winner in our book. Altho’ what she did was dangerwous and weez so glad she be okay and didn’t get hit fwum behind or worse. And weez weally sowry ’bout yous dew claw and yous losin’ dat purrey. Yous weally need to get wid of dat fing so this dusn’t keep happenin’. Hope yous feelin’ better soon.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  33. dorysbackyard says:

    Go Easy’s Mama!!! Our Mama would have done the same thing….with some wonderful and creative HBO words for sure!!

    We hope your dew claw gets better soon!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  34. Jan K says:

    Your Mama is awesome!! We hope those dogs got to a safe place.

    So sorry about your dewclaw again, Easy, we hope your spit heals it so you don’t have to go to that dreaded v-e-t.

  35. Ouch! A torn dewclaw hurts. I had one get caught in the sidewalk and it came off too. No fun. It was very rude of your dad to take your bird, but probably for the best. However, people should NEVER honk and yell at a hero-mom.

  36. Cupcake says:

    I’m happy your mom stopped the traffic for the doggies to cross and cross again. I wish she could’ve stopped you from donating a claw to catch a bird.

    Love and licks,

  37. catfromhell says:

    So sorry about your dew claw! My hairy slobbery sister says that is furry painful! And who knew yous has been taking Bird hunting lessons!!!!

  38. oh easy, can’t you just have those damn things removed???? no more headacke and visits to the vets.

  39. OUCH! Your claw looks *eina* – that’s South African for “ouch”. We hope it gets better soon.
    High five paws to your mom. Our mom is known for stopping and picking up lost dogs and taking them to the vet. It freaks our dada out because he is convinced she is going to get bitten one day, butt she says that the dogs know she is helping and she has never met an aggressive, lost dog yet.
    Wally & Sammy

  40. Horrible thing to be running free in the street. Hope doggies found their way home. Dewclaws can easily get torn when you hunt for those flying birds. Hope you don’t need the vet!

  41. raisingdaisy says:

    Your mom truly is a hero! I hope those dogs have a home and made it there safely. I hate to see homeless pups.

  42. I love your Mom! She is a true hero!

  43. Clowie says:

    I hope your paw is better soon, Easy!

    I’m glad your mom helped those dogs till they decided which side of the road they wanted to be on. I hate to see dogs loose near a road!

  44. boscocat says:

    Your mom is a rescue hero . Get a life to the lorry jerk who needs to take his stinking wheels to Le Mans or get reemed in reims ! Hope your dew claw is ok .. Kisses from my furless beings and me

  45. Nylabluesmum says:

    ***Hi-5’SSS*** fur Lady Katty!!!! Yur mee SHEE-ROW fur helpin thee soofus doggies cross thee road!! Say you can swear like a sailor-trucker also??? Mee LadyMum has said sum *choice* werdss an people KNOW to not mess with her 😉
    An Easy mee iss sorry inn yur skirmish with thee birdie you losted that due-calw again….
    Take care of yourself ok???
    ~~~head rubsss~~~ an POTP Siddhartha Henry~~~

  46. kolytyi says:

    I think your dad should hunt a berd for himself if he is hungry instead of stealing your prey! This is scandalous!

  47. You lost your burdie??!! OMD, AND you hurt your paw??!! Crap!! Sorry dude.
    And your Moms IS A ROCKSTAR! Seriously, if I was there, I would have bit that so-and-so in the arse!!
    Ruby ♥

  48. Novroz says:

    So this is what had happened.
    Glad to see that it seems to heal up in the newest post 🙂

  49. Your mom is definitely a Dog Guardian Warrior class!
    No doubt she is also much attentive of you with that poor paw. Glad it’s doing better ( and what a first class nurse you had show up in the later posts!)

  50. rottwlrmom says:

    Hope your paw is better by now… Hope the pups got where they were going safely

  51. Not that darned dew-claw again! I always hate to see doggies or any animal in the road.

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