Hell-o,

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do you have a dog/cat/piggy/rabbit/bird  blog?  yeah… duh….

Butt… do you blog WITH your dog /your pet? You should try that, because it inspires you to you next posts…

EASY: What are ya doing? THE MOM: Well… I write YOUR blog…

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Let’s see…  Was your daddy a glazier or what?

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hehehe… no, a Weimaraner… and now I want to hoof straight over your keyboard… HMMMMPFFFFF…..

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Oh look, look, look what I do…

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… or naaaah… better not… EWWWW Easy that’s disgusting, honestly dude…

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Listen woman you have dirty minds… I just tried to bury the leftovers of a chewing stick… what were you thinking…

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Moooooom? Yeah… guess what? No… and I’m not sure if I really want to know it…

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Okaaaaaaaay…. then I keep it private that MY bed has  a weird smell… Listen you are NOT nice, I take a shower efurry day…

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Sniff Sniff Sniffle… oh that’s not what I meant… I mean it smells weird apart from your smell… just saying…

Well then keep your nose off and take a nap… Ok…

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Mooom? Yo what ! What are ya doing? Easy… P.L.E.A.S.E.

wait, wait, wait… I mean maybe you have some impawtant things to do… WHAT THINGS? … like changing the bedding… perhaps?

Easy I’m NOT a washerwoman… butt I will follow your advice… THIS TIME… because it was MY darned Pillow you MISused “for hiding a chewing  thingy”… cough…cough…cough…

May I help you? HELL… I mean well… no, thanks…

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soooo.  Better now ? Better…of course, of course… but let me check that pillow furst..

EASY!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh simmer down woman… I’m just kidding… hehehehe…PFFFT… YES I BET!

Moooooooom? ARRRROOOOOOOO! YES… Easy?

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Can fishies fart, how can I see when I run out of invisible ink, why we  call the time with the slowest traffic RUSH hour, gimme a treat, why the rain drops and the snow falls, why the man who juggles with our moneeh is called  a broker, why Tarzan never needed a razor, where is my bone, why I become fat anyway when I eat pasta AND antipasta, why we have to wash bath towels, what breed is Goofy, can I become one of the dogs in Midsumer Murders, why…..

AHHHHHH! CALLARSE!!!***

*** that’s just spanish, no worries… same meaning like ZMLKNOUT in czech… can you spell that? Me not…

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Gasp!

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And I thought humans are the summit of creation… and SHE can not even answer the simplest questions…. Pffff…..

HAVE A SUPER MO(A)NDAY ALL

 Fresh from the press: we will get intruders visitors tomorrow. My Grandparents come to complete our crazy circus… naaah hehehe I’m just kidding… they will look for their belowed grand-fur-kid and universal heir… we will try or best, butt please  don’t throw eggs on me when we are a little behind with visiting….

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

55 responses »

  1. niasunset says:

    Lovely Easy, you are amazing dog 🙂 Have a nice day and enjoyable time for tomorrow, please be helpful to your humans 🙂 Don’t mess the around!!! Ok, Thank you, love, nia

  2. Princess Leah says:

    I finks yous very clevers helping you Mom like that Easy….actually I finks I might give it a try!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. Well, taking over the blog sure does make for a lot of fun Easy 😀

  4. scrapydo2.wordpress.com says:

    You are a treat on your own. How your humans keep up with you is sometimes unbelievable whooooof ( I love your way of doing things. I do the same with my mum when she writes on her PC)

  5. Hari OM
    OMD Easy, you are just so inquisitive….. you need to learn how to do your own computer searches!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    We’re not allowed on the pillows or sheets…..don’t know why.

  7. kolytyi says:

    From the compensation due from yesterday’s mischief-maker you could give up a dating ad. I think you urgently need a girlfriend who would wash and cook for you (but NOT wash you!).

  8. I don’t think you’re supposed to use he pillow that way Easy…

  9. HA! Easy, your abuse of your Mom’s pillow (hiding a chew stick SUPPOSEDLY!) is not a good idea….and I don’t believe that story either! My Mom says that having me around is a BIG distraction for her – it’s like having a 2 year old kid……needing something every second, bothering her every second BUTTTTT she also said she wouldn’t have it any other way and I bet your Mom feels that way too. We are – after all – their KIDS and we want their attention all the time. You’ll get MORE attention when the grandparents arrive! WOO HOOO!!!!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  10. fredrieka says:

    Easy you are pawsome dog. I would tell my pawless parent to wash the bedding. You deserve clean betting

  11. Such a handsome pup! How do you pronounce his name?

  12. Genis LeyNel says:

    I can’t get up on my mom’s bed – it is way too high. My legs are too short. Mom says to tell you I’m too fat to jump *shocked expression*

  13. DailyMusings says:

    Easy you have so many questions- you could keep momma busy a whole day. Wnjoy the visit from your grandpawrents- sounds like treats will be coming!

  14. Bawhahahahahhahaa. I hardly know where to begin …laughing so hard right now. “Simmer down woman” – classic line!

  15. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL WHAT A GREAT POST TO KEEP US LAUGHING WHILE YOU ARE MIA

    yayayayay FOR GRANDPARENTS COMING TO VISIT. THAT IS GOING TO BE THE VERY BEST TIME! ENJOY EVERY SINGLE NANOSECOND OF THE VISIT. FAMILY FIRST ALWAYS!! MY HUMAN SIS AND BROTHER IN LAW WILL BE VISITING THIS WEEKEND.
    HUGS AND HAVE A BLAST AND GIVE EVERYONE A HUG FROM US
    MADI AND MOM

  16. Enjoy the visit of the Grandparents! I bet there will be good FOOD! Company usually means good FOOD around here! Easy, you make me laugh!

  17. Oh Easy you made my Monday start out beautifully, I knew you were just hiding your morsels for later!!!! Have a wonderful visit with your grandparents. Enjoy your time together.

  18. Easy – you always have the best stories to tell.Have fun with your visitors.

  19. BOL Easy! I saw what you “did” or “hid” in that pillow! BOL Those were some very interesting questions. You must let us know if you ever get any reasonable answers. So glad you grandpeeps are coming for a visit. I love grandpeeps…they are the treat people!
    Oz

  20. PigLove says:

    Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. If you get any answers to those questions, please let me know them brother. I ask mom questions all of the time. You know what she tells me? “Go ask your father”. Then he tells me to ask mom. It goes back/forth like that for days! Unreal huh? Have a great visit with the grandpeeps! XOXO – Bacon

    • …hmmm… but you get a treat before they send you off to ask mom/dad?… then it could be a deal, bro… who needs answers when we can get treats that way… and who want’s to know when the pot with invisible ink is empty? we can’t read it anyway… hahahaha

  21. Will and Eko says:

    It’s always the “Weimaraner way” or the highway around your place.

  22. The OP Pack says:

    Easy, you and your Mom have the most “interesting” conversations:) They do make us laugh. And now, we just know you are going to have some exciting adventure with the grandparents to tell us all about. No worries on the visits – enjoy!!!

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  23. Ody likes to stand between me and the keyboard… I guess he thinks he’s a see-through cat. Next time he gets in my way, I’ll tell him to go hump a pillow instead…

  24. Brian says:

    Now we know what inspires your blog posts Easy!!!

  25. Kismet says:

    You have to endure that daily?

  26. catfromhell says:

    Hey Easy! Mes thinks yous knows what to foes with beds. my poor pawrents can’t make our bed if mes in it (which is why it was unmade in the pictures on my blog) and mes LOVES to befurs the pillows!
    Has fun with your grand pawrents! Abuse them well!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  27. Hee, hee, he does seem to provide you with loads of material. Easy, you are a bed rascal!

  28. Easy, obviously whoever dreamed up the phrase “lazy dog” never had one! You are a much more energetic blogger that RC Cat…she tends to fall asleep on the keyboard…or we think she’s asleep…yes, she’s breathing and cranky now from being poked. Paws up for an additional circus act. Bound to mean more treats and hugs. Enjoy!

  29. OwyheeStar says:

    Welllllll if I were not a servant to the Weims (plus) and their humans I could do a Dusty Blog. I am sure you and he could banter back and forth. Unfortunately, I find myself engaged with medical professionals, the farmhouse remodel and doing all that Cliff and the Weims have set out for me. For now, I live in the land of boxes, and way too much clutter. It is all OK because I have Weim loves………and I put smiles on people’s hearts. It is not a bad life I say. Hugs East boy…..

    • I wish I could help you with the remodeling and the moving (yes, I know our diy projects are legendary lol) it’s a summer for you what needs days with 80 hours or more :o(

      • OwyheeStar says:

        You are dear to my heart. Honestly, a lot of it there is little anyone can do because of the type of thing we are doing. I will try to write an email……..but thank you

  30. Earl Lover says:

    Conversations between owner and dog are always hilarious.

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

  31. Frankie and Ernie says:

    ALL will be even MORE EASY once your grandpeeps arrive…. Be sure to get that SPECIAL SHAMPOO out fur Grandpa… We know how he LOVES it…

  32. Emmadog says:

    You definitely have some very valid points there! I will need to take a nap and ponder all these ideas! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  33. Lee says:

    Easy you’re trying to mate with a pillow ~ well you sure do have low standards. Why those pillows are just a lump of feathers. They would definitely come out a not so designer dog.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  34. dorysbackyard says:

    We always love hearing the conversations you have with your Mama, Easy..they are sooooo funny!!!

    Enjoy your visitors!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  35. Oh yeah. “Just hiding the chewing thingie”. I’ll have to remember that one Easy.
    (Isn’t it great, all the handy tips one can pick up from one’s blogging pals….)
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  36. Two French Bulldogs says:

    The bed looks nice now
    Lily & Edward

  37. Jan K says:

    Hmmm…when I’m trying to write THEIR blog, mostly I get “let me out” now “let me in” now “let me out” now “let me in”. You get the idea! But it keeps me in shape, all that getting up and down and I guess it beats having to change the bed. 🙂

  38. hhhhmmm and we always thought Bailey was just fluffing the couch pillows to better watch TV – hhmmm maybe not

    have fun with the grandpeeps!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  39. Why would I throw eggs when I could eat em instead?

  40. We’re not so sure about the “chewy” hiding….BUTTT…..we think it’s nice to have fresh bedding!! Have fun with your Grandparents.

    The Florida Furkids

  41. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee knows what ‘rush hour’ iss all ’bout Easy! It ss thee time thee peepl get inn their carss an tear A** (oopss sorry LadyMum) try to hurry an rush home or to where efurrthey fink they needs to bee…They go nowhere quicklee mew mew mw…
    ON an Goofy iss sum sort of a Bloodhound…..
    There 2 questshunss answered fur you…
    As fur hidin thee chewy mee cannot commint. Mee DID hear LadyMum say you were playin ‘hide thee Sausage’ butt mee not know what shee meened????? Shee said you wood know! Mew mew mew….
    Have fun with thee Granpeepss an wee see you here soon….
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  42. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Easy, you gotta let your staff know that YOU are the one in charge and you will do what you please so they better adjust to it. We hope your grandparents spoil you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  43. It looked like you were bulldozing that treat to hide it! BOL! I think all of your questions sounded very legitimate. Your grandparents will know all the answers, it’s their job.

  44. Crikey Easy … I wouldn’t throw eggs at you mate. Have fun with the Grandpeeps. Sure hope they spoil you!!

  45. Novroz says:

    Aw…I thought you were doing the naughty thing there…glad you were just trying to hide something 😉

  46. SichtBar says:

    Easy, you make us laugh loud so many times! We are two guinea pigs who love to blog, but our paws are not as big as yours, we need the help from our lazy peep. So what to do, what to do….
    Have fun with your visitors and stay cool during the heat we will have this week.

    Greetings from Luna and Luigi!

  47. gentlestitches says:

    HaHa! You make me laugh Easy! Have fun with the visitors! 😀

  48. DezizWorld says:

    MOL Mommy sez weez do da same fing when hers twyin’ to do business. and she sez we seem to know when it be business or not. MOL Have a gweat week.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  49. Hope you washed the bedding for the grandparents….lol.

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