… FOR SHERLOCK WEIM
It was a dark and stormy night…
the moon howled and efurrybuddy tried to run and hide in its crib…
Hey set designer… are ya kidding me? I said dark and stormy…
… and who placed a sunbathing rat on MY set… no one wants to see a nekked rat…
…ok, well.. then it was NOT dark and stormy and it wasn’t at night. Butt crime knows no time or weather forecast, it happens even in the sun and in the afternoon… and it’s not a rat but a nekked mouse…butt whatever…
I was called to a crime scene where I found the victim:
…armed butt beheaded… I always said that those bulletproof vests are overrated…
And I’ve noticed a weird thing… apart from the smashed nut of that turtle guy…
It was MY stick what smashed its head… the one I rescued from a stinky pond once…. oh darned sh*t…
My assistant Dr. Ratson who kindly interrupted his sunbathing recorded the details of this case…
Do we need the DNA from that stick?… or are there any pawprints?
What? Who? ummm… naaaah doofus, it’s not pawsible to get the DNA from a stick… you never read Jurassic Park, idi*t, right?… and there are NO! pawprints…capiche?
I pressed my nose on that stick and closed my eyes for a second…
…and there it was…. the reconstruction of the crime what I saw with my minds eye…
Dr. Ratson, write:
…harmless turtle on a stone ,probably stoned but that’s idle speculation because it’s a tubular body and so we can’t do a test…
… evil guy from Mr. Kings story The Lawnmower Man popped up….
rams MY any stick with purpose and beans it targeted on the nut of the stoned turtle…
turtle beheaded, murder on the run, with driving a lawnmower without plates…
…butt wait… I hear a scary noise… The Lawnmower Man! What a coincidence! I told him the facts of his evil misdeed straight in his face…
… and he….saluted me with his finger.. what a friendly guy, now I have some doubts if he is really the ass-ass-inator…
…. I growled at him and tried to bite in his pants started the inquisition immediately and viola! he couldn’t resist my interrogate technique and he admitted….
Ratson! Bust that guy and send him to the gray blue bar howltel…
Soooo. Crime solved. Case closed.
Gimme a treat woman!
If you smell a crime call Sherlock Weim… not today and not now…. maybe tomorrow sometime and somehow…
And last butt NOT least…
Jack and the beanstalk… I helped a little that the beanstalk grows faster…
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You are a detective thousand too! Problem solved. Paws up to you!
You are sooooooo nice 🙂 You are a great team, love you so much lovely Easy, Thank you also for your nice join to my party, Love and Hugs, nia
And a happy birthday to you, Nia!
Haha, good one Easy! 😀
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Anyone who thinks to escape the sschnozzle of a sscherlock is sillier than a sock sandwich. Nice work detective!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Sherlock Weim…….and Dr. Ratson – I imagine the crime level in your kraal will be reduced once word gets out that YOU TWO are “on the case”! You solved the case of the headless turtle with no problem and the evil-doer is stuck in the blue-basket-jail to serve his time. WELL DONE !!!!!
Happy Sunday Sherlock..
Hugs, Sammy
Great work Sherlock I mean Easy! Maybe you can help mom figure out what Taffy ate to give her the poops for 24hrs? Love Dolly
… I’m afraid she ate my mommas cheese cake…. it has exactly that aftereffects… Taffy please stay away when my momma offers free food what’s pawmade… and please fell better soon, hope it isn’t something what was really evil or dangerous…
Oh the suspense! By the time I got to the bottom of the story (which also happened to be the bottom end of the beanstalk), I was drooling with admiration and jealousy.
What a great story! Really love the rat! I’m scared of those creepy turtles, so not feeling sorry for the victim in this case at all!
That is why a lot of “old fashioned” crime stories have evil victims, too, not only evil murderers.
that’s true I noticed that phenomenon even at DCI Barnaby :o)
Mol mol mol Sherlock Weim…the case of the headless turtle and self powered stick was most exciting . I was in the edge of my seat until the very end. I predict the Zcsi writers will be fighting for rights to this mystery!
Happy birthday Nia
Hugs
Madi your bfff
Thank you dear Cecilia, I am glad to meet you, love, nia
Nice work detective weim !! You sorted that perp out …. Maybe he was asking you for one pie with sauce ??!?? Glad you captured his a**.. Justice for the stoned victim 🙂
thanks hahaha :o) I hope the ass-ass-inator has enough chewing sticks to buy a free-willy ticket :o)
Excellent detective work there, Easy!! There is nothing you cannot do!!
your on the job butt the perp was a little rude woof,
Amazing work Easy- CSI will want you on their staff
Great detective skills, Easy… so happy to see Dr. Ratson on the case!
We have one last free-range convict running around in northern New York! His buddy is dead and at the taxidermist studio. Do you think you could help us locate him? NO, not the dead one; the live one. Thank you kind sir.
is he has a special smell, I can find him… or if he would open the door of a fridge :o)
Way to go Easy, ya done good! Dad looks like a basket case though!
Easy you rock the detective world and your Dad cracks me up!
Oh the humanity …that poor turtle. Thank goodness you were able to solve the crime and justice was served. You and Dr. Ratson made quite a team.
Super job Sherlock Weim!! You really know how to solve a crime.
The Florida Furkids
Keep Helmut away from the lawnmower maniac-he’s a serial killer.
oh my god, thank you for the biggest laugh today. That was awesome as ever. I love the finger photo!!!! You guys crack me up, love xoxoxoxo
Way to solve the case, Easy. You’re a regular CSI Weim. 🙂
Poor turtle! A little glue can fix him!
Easy! Yous wonderful!!! Mes think that yous is the bestest! Can yous tells mes who keeps using my litter box?
Kisses
Nellie
…it probably was the turtle… but that case is closed now :o) :o) :o)
Whew! I thought you were in trouble for minute. Awesome detective work and I am relieved the “perp” gave up easily.
Hilarious brother. Well played and written. I knew you would get your man. XOXO – Bacon
If the judge places that criminal under house arrest, please ensure that he does not get into the (H − ε, H + ε) interval, where H is Hell-mouth’s exact location, ε > 10 meters!
Bravo!!!!! Good job Easy!! I thinks the killer just gave you the one-finger-salute!! He must be very happy indeed!! Everyone loves a good DICKtective! hehehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Great tale, Easy – we were on the edge of our beds waiting to hear who the real perpetrator was – Shame on The Lawnmower Man!!!
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
OMD your DAD Deaded HELL Mutt’s Cussin???? OMD that is horrid… He fur sure needs to be put in a Shell… We mean… CELL… fur such a crime as this..
OMD your ASSistant Dr. Ratson has his very own Laptop?
You are a Mighty FINE DETECTIVE Easy!!!
the world is a safer place thanks to your dedication Easy
Whoo birthday is an excuse to get diggy with it
OMD! That lawnmower guy tried to FRAME you! Everyone knows that you LOVE sticks–glad you and the nekked rat were on the case to find the Asses….Assisc….Ass responsible.
Wow that was some clever deduction!
BOLBOLBOL!!!! Wow Easy…you are such a wonderful crime fighter…and solver!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
That was an incredible mystery solved by Detective Weim! I was on the edge of my seat… I’m so glad you caught the culprit. What is his sentence?
Crikey Easy ….. you’re a funny bloke, aye?? Clever too to work all that out!! You busted him good, aye??
Happy birthday to Nia!!
Thank you dear Charlie, love, nia
Ha ha ha! Great detection dear Sherlock. Bet you’ll be called on many more times in your crib as so many murders seem to occur in your little area 😀
We so need Sherlock Weim at this house to figure out how poop happens in the basement during thunderstorms. .. 😬
maybe thunderstorms on the sky can cause thunderstorms in a tummy?
Ha ha! That’s a good one and probably true!
That rat ruined everything
Lily & Edward
Wow! We’re lucky Sherlock Weim was on the case, or that CRIMINAL might’ve gotten away!
Great crime solving Easy!! You really earned that treat!
Easy you caught the perp red handed.
Millie & Walter
Excellent deducing dear Easy! 😀
What great abilities you have Sherlock Weim. I do have a puzzle for you but you have outdone yourself with this murder. I’ll wait for another day. If I remember.
Kitty Kisses,
Kali
Oh Easy, ooops we mean Sherlock Weim, what a case. So glad yous solved it. Weez know nopawdy kuld ever stand up unnew yous interrogation.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Oh boy another crime solved!