Yesterday SHE drove to the town, because it was the start of summer sale in France.  It was a little like Black Friday at Wally World… there was NOT ONE parking lot in front of the shoe store…. because the most of the bargain hunters were wimmen… and ya know… they need 2 or 3 parking lots for a car as small as a bean can…  And although NO ONE of that shoe-busters was bare pawed all female inmates of brittany decided to buy shoes the same time…think that’s called Madness of the Masses…

So she used some unhowly x-rated  words, left the battle field and bought just  some brownnosing-stuff for me:


I’ve got a thingy…


… it’s blue …


…and I couldn’t wreck it within two minutes, so I DISLIKE IT


then SHE bought a collar and a leash for me…


…it’s because that we can wear matching stuff , in case she is able to squeeze her ice cream cemetery in her ole jeans…


…but hey, who wants to look like HER? I DISLIKE THAT


soooooo… we have:  a deadly boring toy and a run-of-the-mill collar with a leash…


…and we have the smell of rotten fruits efurrywhere my crib… furst SHE suspected Hell-mut, because he had a strawberry… then she sniffed on my paws if I accidentally stepped in roadkilled fruits… please ignore the dirt on my paws, I worked on the emergency exit of my world tunnel….


… and then a small light  of cognition enflamed  the dried pea inside of her head…


…it was the “room scent” she bought for phenomenal 75 cents…


it says “frutas bosque” and we all know what kind of stuff we can find in such a bosque aka bosquet, right? Who on earth pays 75 cents to tranform a crib into a compost heap?


Have a super thursday all….





About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

53 responses »

  1. franhunne4u says:

    You should have to live a week without “her” … or two … let’s see how you think about her then.

  2. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    What a dud of a shopping trip. We noticed an absence of TREATS….just sayin’. Maybe you’d better dig a bit faster. If you give us your coordinates, we may be able to meet you halfway.

  3. Princess Leah says:

    Sales!!!! Oh dear, I shouldn’t haf said that soo loud…Mum has just disappeared out the door with her purse!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. Too bad your Mom couldn’t pump up the volume on her shoe closet with 87 pairs of new shoes (they do make good snacks you know!)……..butt she did find that rubber THING that you couldn’t destroy and the denim leash/collar (which I bet you could wiggle out of) so it wasn’t a total loss. Then you get blamed for stinking up the crib when it was her cheapie room freshener that was the culprit? This ALMOST calls for another law suit!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • she sadly threw the evidence in the trash can :o( we worry a little if she is really ok… I mean super summer sale and she bought nothing?… better we call the dogtor…

  5. Cupcake says:

    Your mom’s purchases really stunk. (See what I did there?) What fun is a toy you can’t destroy? Has she ever met you? Ugh. Frustrating.

    Love and licks,

  6. Genis LeyNel says:

    Oh boy, if I ever referred to my mom’s ice cream cemetery she would unman me … oh wait, she’s already done that! Wonder what I did wrong that time?

  7. grannyK says:

    How much fun can a toy be if you can’t destroy it? You poor thing.

  8. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    I love getting new stuff, but know I may hurt people while trying to get it. . I get frustrated in crowded stores. 😲 It’s best for me to order online and wait for it to be safely delivered to my home.
    Love the new collar combo there! It looks like a great outfit for a county fair!

  9. DailyMusings says:

    what a day of calamities! no parking, toys that stay in one piece, ordinary leash, no treats and a smell. Hope today is better!!

  10. fredrieka says:

    They always blame the dog furst for all bad smells especially farts

  11. LOL your Mom has the most interesting shopping experiences.

  12. Madi and Mom says:



  13. raisingdaisy says:

    HAHA I’ve missed your funny posts while I’ve been out of the blogging world, Easy!

  14. A shoe sale and she bought NO shoes? That’s sooo wrong. You would have enjoyed those shoes a lot more than the thingy toy!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  15. Hey Easy, take it easy. The women like their guys smellin’ good. But don’t eat the bosque thingy.

  16. sheltiebeauties says:

    Just wonder whether your toy and leash are still intact! 🙂

  17. PigLove says:

    I’m surprised at your mother brother. She didn’t force her way into the shoe shop and shop to oblivion? All of these other women scared her off being so busy huh? Maybe she’s sick. Maybe you need to take her temperature. Especially when she brought you home a leash. A leash. Really? Did you try it on her? Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

    • Bro… I’m very afraid… my dad said pfff get that trash online… and she said… no!… shall I give her something of that purge-stuff I’ve got from the vet once? It works great… and very fast :o)

      • PigLove says:

        You might need to bro. When women, mainly moms, says they don’t shop or buy anything because it’s crowded, they are definitely sick. XOXO – Bacon

  18. catfromhell says:

    Hey Easy, the hairy slobbery sister has the same toy and she hates it too! Wes has a whole toy box of toys wes hates!
    What does yous do with the toys yous hates? Does they goes in a toy box, the trash or does yous puts them in your escape tunnel?

  19. Kismet says:

    You are worried about dirty paws?

    • … we currently have a white bedding… like in that song from Billy Idol… she would scream like a banshee when she finds black pawprints on her winter wonderland :o)

  20. Must be grateful, Easy. Mom got you a couple prezzies. Remember, it’s impawtant to be kind to the hand that feeds you. Not all toys should be wrecked in seconds anyway. 😉

  21. ..but…a toy that can’t be wrecked should be a good thing, I think? How much fun can a thing be if you can ONLY play with it for two minutes?! Maybe I’ll have to ask Honey about that, too…SHE just LOVES to destroy her stuff.

  22. She bought you an indestructible toy? What was she thinking, Easy? And a denim collar and leash? Please…how unmanly. You need to set her straight. BOL

  23. Will and Eko says:

    Something you couldn’t wreck!? Where do I buy one??

  24. Brian says:

    Give her credit for trying Easy, it’s not easy shopping for a King!

  25. Dolly the Doxie says:

    I don’t know Easy but if my mom went shoe shopping but came home with a toy for me instead I would be really happy. What if your mom has to go barefoot now? Her feed could end up looking like yours! Love Dolly Pees: I LOVED the leash and collar it’s very manly!

  26. Bahahaha! I have bought a similar air freshener at the Dollar Store. PeeeeUuuuu! I do like your new collar and leash if that is any consolation. ♥

  27. The OP Pack says:

    We aren’t terribly fond of that kind of toy either, but it is the thought that counts:) We think your beautiful coat looks great in denim.

    Compost in the bed??? Yuck!!!
    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  28. stella rose says:

    MY mom always laughs and laughs after she reads your blog, and she says it makes her feel so much better, whatever that means, I am waiting on my new bed to arrive by amazondrone tomorrow….also known as UPS, I hope mags and gussie do not pee on it. I liked your leash and collar, we cannot wear collars, cos we have no necks so we wear harnasss that look like life vests…they can get a little warm…..so we go naked and stay home. stella rose

  29. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Glad to see she was thinking of you
    Lily & Edward

  30. Emmadog says:

    What a wonderful shopping trip! Being a girl, I love shopping, you know! I find it is the thought that counts. I hate to make Mom feel bad by not liking something awful she bought me. Enjoy the blue knobby thingy.

  31. our mom is heading out shopping in just a bit – hope she brings something back for us too;. She says I need some shampoo cause I been rolling in bird poop BOL!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  32. dorysbackyard says:

    BOL…..Sounds like a fun day!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  33. hahaha…your mom is funny! I like her. She is like my mom….gets a bargain that is no bargain and wonder’s where the stink is coming from….she even sniffs dad, to see if its him. No its her smelly stuff. What do they put in this stuff….every smell no one wants to ever smell…really…yuck.


  34. Hari OM
    An indestructible dinobone??? Easy, see the challenge mon ami, ne pas abandonner, prendre le coeur et l’attaque! GET STUCK IN THERE MATE…. eat that getup of a leash though. Deary me.. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  35. Easy, my Mom said she is not gonna even touch what she thinks that blue thingy looks like BOL…don’t ask me, I don’t know about dirty things like my Mom does! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  36. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD OMD We can’t EVEN get our BREFFS beclaws we are laffin SOOOOO hard about the ICE CREAM CEMETERY thingy… OMD OMD EASY that is a TRUE CLASSIC…
    Now we think that Denim Collar and Leash are Superbly Spectacular Not at all like the epic Fail of the INDESTRUCTIBLE UNDEADEDable “TOY” which SHOULD be sent to the Blue No Where!!!
    We don’t EVEN want to think about that Smelly thingy… RIP Stinky.

  37. Keep working on that toy. Wehave faith u can dead it!

  38. I’m with you Easy…if you can’t destroy it, what fun is it??!! pfffft!!! Oh, and I wouldn’t wanna look like MY Ma either! I don’t blame you for turnin’ you snooter up at that! BOL!!!! (shhhhh, don’t tell Ma I said that, okay?)
    Ruby ♥

  39. harrispen says:

    We can’t believe you couldn’t destroy that toy. We bet if it was a shoe you could have taken care of that thing in no time.

    Millie & Walter

  40. gentlestitches says:

    HaHaHa! You made me laugh. ps. I really like the lead. I think it looks great on you Easy. Denim is very “cool”. 😀

  41. Come on mum where are the designer clothes and big bone 😉

  42. I can not believe your Mom found something that defied your world class destructive ability. I am cracking up over the STINK… LOL! I think I smell cat pee every morning… but it is CH’s coffee. I am not a coffee drinker unless it is one of those frufru coffees from Starbucks that taste like a hot fudge sundae.

  43. saymber says:

    Our dogs don’t much care for those hard chewy thingies either – unless of course they are coated with peanut butter lol.

  44. She gotcha with a toy you couldn’t destroy in 87 sec wow she better write the company maybe you will get more!

  45. I think your new collar and leash are very snazzy!

  46. DezizWorld says:

    MOL Dat’s a good deal Easy. Mommy wulda dun it. MOL And it purrawlly wulda stunk us outta here too. MOL But yous collaw and leash…dat’s gweat. We luv ’em. Have a gweat day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  47. Jan K says:

    BOL….what fun is a toy you can’t destroy???
    Love Sheba and Luke

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