Hell-o,

Bertie the WFT from the land of dad’s rival Rod invited all blogvillers to a funny compawtition:

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THE BLOGVILLE DARWIN LITE AWARD

Let’s face it, that’s THE pawfect award for my staff…

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Here you can see my dad who smokes a cigarette while working on an open septic tank… He didn’t win the Darwin Award and honestly friends I’m glad for that… I mean who want’s to meet his maker decorated with used food? That has no class… and it stinks… just saying…

Butt the main thing is to carry on, right?

… and so he volunteered for that award again…

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…to poke around  in a running lawnmower with a screwdriver  is a nice try, but sadly there was no chance for an award…just for a new lawnmower on the shopping list… ummm Bertie?… can lawnmowers win that award too?

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… butt at least you can end up screwed…

All good or not so good things are three, so he tried it again with drinking elderwood lemonade, made by my momma…

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…another fail… he survived…

My momma tried to get that award in a more subtle way… and she thinks social, because she tried to grab it for the whole furmily…

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…with making macarons… with her own paws…

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the color looked like something Lucretia Borgia created…or Snow Whites  Stepmother…and boy I was so glad that she offered me some dog treats instead that macarons…

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… because after she bragged around efurrywhere that she nailed the macaron challenge…she tried her creation… and the so-called raspberry macarons were far away from Rubus idaeus…let’s say it was more RUCKUS idaeus… in their  tummy… and to blow yourself to the Pink Poney Ranch via BIG BANG’s is scientifically refarted refuted… butt she will carry on …

Like Mr. Darwin once said:

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again and thus is most wiser than most men… or WOmen…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

58 responses »

  1. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Bwahaahaa! And they think they’re the superior species………

  2. Well, I think your mom’s macaroons look very good! I’ve never even tried to make them before.

  3. niasunset says:

    Lovely Easy, macaroon seems so nice… Why don’t you help your humans 🙂 Thanks and Love, nia

  4. We most certainly don’t want your humans winning that prize!

  5. Well your humans have had their challenges to be sure – thank heavens you’re always there to pull their rear-ends out of the fire !!!! Where would they be without you?? Can’t wait to see if their disasters quality them for that award…….keep us posted will you?

    Hugs, Sammy

  6. OMC we can’t believe your DAD!!!! Oh the other paw, those macarons are kind of skeery!!! You were smart to choose treats instead.

    The Florida Furkids

  7. Cupcake says:

    So, I guess it’s pretty clear – your parents are NOT monkeys!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  8. Emmadog says:

    I bet the macroons are a perfect match to the lemonade??? What color in those babies! Wow, I thought maybe she dropped a pound of red dye in there!

  9. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    I had to show my plumber husband the smoking septic repair man! Hubby also smokes, but not at work. Too many ways for poop to get in your mouth. .. 😨

  10. DailyMusings says:

    I would love one of those macaroons! They look yummy and pink is my favorite color!

  11. Goose says:

    It is times like you have shown us Easy that I wonder why we humans are called “the superior” creatures. hahhaha
    Blessings,
    Michelle

  12. kolytyi says:

    Are there special awards like the different Academy Awards? If so, then your mom should win the Best Lucrezia Borgia Lite Award (we should not forget her cheesecakes, either!!!!), your dad the Best De(con)structor Award!

  13. I thought the macaroons looked pretty dang good!

  14. fredrieka says:

    Momwithoutpaws don’t do pink unless it’s shrimp or salmon then she eats enough hoping to poop pink

  15. The OP Pack says:

    Even if they don’t get the award, Easy, your parents adventures always keep us so well entertained:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  16. Brian says:

    Your poor Dad, but it is pretty funny Easy!

  17. sheltiebeauties says:

    Those macarons look good, your mom is truly creative! Glad that you had your own decent treats instead of those reddish stuff!

  18. PigLove says:

    Snorts with piggy laughter brother. I gotta say those macaroons looked piggy delicious. I could probably eat one or a dozen – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  19. Too funny Easy – I’m glad your humans didn’t win!

  20. Madi and Mom says:

    CLAPPING WILDLY BRAVO BRAVO EASY YOUR PEEPS MAKE YOUR LIFE INTERESTING FOR SURE. THEY ARE ALWAYS DOING QUESTIONABLE THINGS. WHEN MY MOM WAS A WEE GIRL HER BEST FRIEND’S FAMILY HAD MATCHES ALL OVER THE HOUSE BUT NO ONE SMOKED. HER FRIEND TOLD HER THEY HAD TO LIGHT MATCHES ANY TIME THEIR DOG JEFF’S HAD GAS. SO MAYBE YOUR DAD HAD A GOOD IDEA TO SMOKE AT THE SEPTIC TANK
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

  21. Will and Eko says:

    He and I would get along quite well. Emily says they should call it the “Darwin/Will” award based on all my great decisions.

  22. Kismet says:

    Kaci, Kali and I have to watch them all the time. Mom pulled a macaroon stunt. She was given a set of spice shakers (you know, the black and white Scotties with holes in the top) and decided to debut them with dinner guests over. One guest decided to salt his food, picked up the white one and (UH OH), ruined his meal with a lot of pepper (that was OK, Mom ruined it by cooking it anyway so his meal was actually improved). Unclear on the concept and, yes, there was salt in the black Scottie.

  23. Oh my gosh, Easy…I think your staff must have their own private full-time guardian angel sitting on their shoulders. And lucky for you and them! Stay safe you guys. 😉

  24. catfromhell says:

    Excellent entries. Cinnamon says she would try the raspberry Macaroons…..
    Kisses
    Nellie

  25. OMD Easy! It’s a miracle you’re still alive over there.

  26. Earl Lover says:

    Ohhh gosh!! Hilarious at the same time!

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

  27. Jan K says:

    As I always say, there is never a dull moment over there….and we’re not surprised that you had multiple entries for that contest!
    We’re with Emma….the macaroons and lemonade together would make quite a combination!

  28. I once tried to win a Darwin by attempting to change an electrical outlet without shutting off the power first. They should give you an award for cheating Darwin…

  29. franhunne4u says:

    I once tried to win a Darwin by putting wall paper over the opening where an electricl outlet had been – all the plastic was removed, only the wires stayed … Let’s say – my hairstyle was quite funny afterwards …

    • oh wow… that was a painful electro-therapy… DIY-projects can be “hot” sometimes… literally :o)

      • franhunne4u says:

        Well, I exaggerated the outcome. I just got a very mild shock. It turned out, that the electrician had the wires mixed up and so the “hot” ones were on the security connection – not secure at all – if I had plugged a toaster in I would have grilled myself on the outside of the toaster. I was lucky to find it out while doing the wallpapering.

  30. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD Easy, we are so glad that your pawrents have you to document all of their…ummmm….stories ;-)!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  31. stella rose says:

    Your dads guardian angel is working overtime…..stella rose

  32. Easy, we knew you would be wanting to enter this one.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS Extra credit for quoting the great man himself!

  33. finnhoward says:

    WOW! Making macarons is hard, I went to a class once with my mom and it was a lot of fun. Tricky, but fun! Anyways, nice job there Pops with the lawnmower! BOL!

  34. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Dad is probably trying to mask the septic smell stink
    Lily & Edward

  35. Frankie and Ernie says:

    ONLY IN YOUR CRIB would these thingys occur, Easy…
    We Do wonder about PEEPS and their…. UNUSUAL BEHAVIORS…
    we just KNEW there would be a GAStronomical Explosion of SOME sort in this !!!

  36. Frankie and Ernie says:

    PEE S…. We guess those macaroons PROVE that LOOKS can be Deceiving, RIGHT…

  37. Hari OM
    BOL oh Easy… you didn’t need the whole farsickle of the Court of Common Fleas, when you can wreak revenge with such exposures!!! Well done… Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  38. DezizWorld says:

    MOL Oh Easy yous always make us laff. Weez never had macawoons afur but we fawt they was posed to be thin?. Maybe yous mommy oughtta be on da iron chef or sumfin’ like dat. She duz a pawful lot of cookin’ and bakin’ fur y’all. Or maybe she kuld just come to our house fur a while we wuld enjoy eatin’ hers homemade tweats..

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  39. It is pawsativley amazing that your Dad is still alive Easy BOL!

  40. I’m thinking your Dad “Coulda been a contenda” LOL!

  41. harrispen says:

    By this account your pawrents are lucky to be alive!

    Millie & Walter

  42. hahaha…your dad’s expression while drinking elderberry lemonade is priceless. MOL

    (((Shoko)))

  43. Oh Easy! Tell your Dad to be CAREFUL (around lemonade) 😀

  44. Clowie says:

    I think she used nail polish to colour those macaroons, BOL! They’re very pretty.

  45. Genis LeyNel says:

    Your papa is a brave man ..

  46. hahahaha I’m so glad the septic tank didn’t go kaboom!!!!

  47. Hahaha the macaroons look yummy though.

  48. retro rover says:

    I think those macaroons look very tasty

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