Guess what?…
…they tried to finish the Weimaraner on Moanday … yes, you read right…
…it started with a shame-poo she bought in a store. Because the night before she said that her bed smells like a kennel and the root of that smell… is me… imagine that… then she changed the complete bedding, grabbed the shame-poo and waddled away…
HE came and carried the Weimaraner to the bathroom aka. Chamber of Torture…
The Weimaraner landed in the bathtub… and believe it or not …
…there was water inside!!! YIIIIIIKES!
…and as if that isn’t horrible enough…
… he grabbed the ole wired phone what’s installed there… and first I thought he will call someone who will rescue me…
….butt then water came out of that telephone receiver…
… what he used to make the Weimaraner as wet as a river rat…
…then she came with the shame-poo and she said it’s called Le Salon and it comes from Canada… and it lets me smell like Peneleope or Shoko and Kali… or Lee and Phod…
…butt that was a lie… there are soy beans inside… I smell like a soybeanstalk… and if you smell like a beanstalk you know what happens when you meet other doggies what will confuse you with a tree… or a stalk…
… I’m not amused, even when she wrapped me in a towel…
… and even when SHE gave me a chewing bone (pitiful&small)…
…while HE tried to rub his trunk on my brown nose…
… think that’s called brownnosing… literally…
So, I’m not amused and they better shouldn’t sleep at night…
….just saying…
The only good thing is that I have a birthday gift for my grampy…. I will give him that shame-poo, so he can smell like that soy bean guy… his middle name is anyway Jack…
… oh, and speaking about Canada… look what I won at Nellie’s Sentence-Challenge:
…isn’t that great? Many thanks Nellie! I will use it for my summer header :o) Now I’m Easouis XVII the legal successor of Louis XVI.. and ironically that was the guy who used perfume instead of disdainfully water …. he never took a bath and transformed his bathroom into an office… brilliant…
…whatever…
L’ ETAT C’EST MOI!
Easy Blog 
The alternative to getting shampooed is – not being allowed in the bed anymore …
that’s a good idea… maybe my momma can sleep in the guestroom? :o) :o) :o)
Or you can sleep in the living room on your dog beddie?
We were thinking only yesterday that our hounds smell rather high and it was well time for a bath. Strange thing is they like it 😉
they L.I.K.E. it? really? well, like my grampy he is a fan of dog shame-poo :o)
oh the trouble i have when i have to bathe my 3!! Easy you stood up to it like a gentleman! You should see the horrors my 3 pooches put me through!
Oh nose a BAFF!!!!
Quick outside and roll in sumfink smelly!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
OMGoodness, E. You really got the full workup. The shame-poo AND the water telephone! Yikes. You should take a nap. You must be exhausted.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh Easy. I, Rory, admire your bravery in the face of bathing. I am a scardy cat, er, dog, when it comes to a bath. My mum gives me a nice warm sponge bath cause I don’t like water. She says I still smell but she loves me just the same. We remember when your gramps used your shampoo. It still makes us smile. Take care mates. No worries and slobbery love Rory and Stella
Oh NO! Not the shame-poo treatment??!!! And now you smell like a soybean stalk? I think you’d better be extra careful on your walks because – as you say – other pups will think you’re perfect for pee-mailing purposes. EEEEK. And if that happens – you will have to endure the water torture AGAIN! Here’s hoping the bath allowed you BED access last night??????
Concats on Nellie’s cartoons too – you look GREAT in both of them……..
Hugs, Sammy
Could your eyes have gotten any bigger when you got put in the torture chamber? 😨 B & O just go limp for baths. They know it will be over faster if they just stand there.
Easy your expression says it ALL!!! Mom said she is sorry but she cracked up laughing when you said “she waddled away”……Hoping your Grandpa likes smelling like soy, better him than you! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Oh Easy, I am so sorry for your troubles …they must continue to give you many treats and the best spot on the bed. The things we dogs must put up with …
Easy….so the sweet aroma I smell is Essence of freshly washed Weimie!! I love it.
Hugs madi your bfff
It is one thing that your dad has fear of bathing alone. But instead of molesting the Weimaraner, he should share the bathtub and the shame-poo with a similarly-minded (= nose-ly handicapped) staff member.
Oh Easy, your face in the tube looked so much like Gooses when he had to take a bath. I will admit that even thought he was not a fan of stepping in the tub, he did so with reluctance, but step in for me. But oh his face showed his disapproval of the whole matter. He did however like the towel dry off and even more so LOVED the blow drier. And I enjoyed the way he would race around the house and then the yard. Of course sometimes he would finally roll around in the grass. But I have to say that I would give him a big special treat and then for dinner cook his favorite meal. I think you might be able to use these photos in your up coming court case.
Blessings,
Michelle
He was in my mind too :o) I sadly dislike the hair dryer, I run away immediately… at the end my fur will look curly :o)
Our woofie Angel Cubby liked a bath! We’ll never understand that. That shame-poo must be pretty magicial to make you smell like our Canadian pals! At least you can sleep on the bed again.
The Florida Furkids
So, she made you smell like Eau du Soybean?!? How is that supposed to be better than stinky dog?!? Seems strange to me, Easy. I think you better get their sniffers checked. Obviously, they aren’t smelling things correctly.
Oz
Oh boy…first Frankie and Ernie…and now you, Easy?! What is the world coming to? I hope my Mom doesn’t see this and get any ideas…
better run and hide… or eat the shame-poo :o)
Snorts – I’m not laughing at you brother – I’m laughing at the situation. What mom? What did you say? Oh snorts! Now I gotta take a bath. Yuck! XOXO – Bacon
WELL Easy us puggies LOVE our bathes, I finks our mom must have brainwashed us when she first brought us home from the stinky mill, into thinking bathes are great and wonderful. Only I sleep wif my mom and dad but hers said hers has to wash the sheets regularly…I fink it is because dad smells like a burger bar. Love the idea of giving your gift to your grandpa…that is called rehoming a gift….lol….stellie rose
They will have no complaints now. Bet you smell like roses
Lily & Edward
Oh King Easouis, I can’t believe they put you through that torture!!
KING Easouis the 87th… Long may you Stay OUTTA the Baff…
OMD Brilliant… give the SHAMEpoos to your Grandpa… GOOD thinkin.
BUTT we still believe this was a HORROR that should NEVER have happened…
Sorry to hear about your torture Easy…butt it’s necessary to have a shame-poo once in a while 😉
I would not be fond of a bath with real water. We love the King Easy thing you won at Nellie’s place, they are both terrific!
If you need to smell like Canada, pick up a case of Molson’s or Labbat’s (better yet, one of each). That stuff they got you isn’t good for anything.
how about taking a bath in maple syrup… oh naaah wait, that’s not good it’s summer and I would turn into a bee hive on 4 legs… I take labatt’s… there is a bear included :o)
Oh no, the dreaded B.A.T.H.!!! We don’t like them either, but we do like how it feels when we are ridded of all that dead fur. Hope your Grandpa tries to re-re-gift that shampoo to another great guy!!! BOL
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
Haha easy looks so NOT pleased!
Dear Easy,
Dude I feel your pain
Love Big Oscar x
Hari Om
Yikes…. underhanded tactics prior to bringing you to the kitchenCOUNTERsuit!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
We got baths over the weekend. Ours was oatmeal scented.
It takes work to be as handsome as you are – being gorgeous can be sheer, bubbly, stinky torture…just ask my Spot and Link LOL.
You seemed to withstand the bathing ritual better than my cats did when I had to give them both water torture after they (and naturally we) became infested with fleas. My sweet little kitty was going to kill me! He was so adorable with his face of death…
Angel Greta did not mind the bathtub, she would get her bath and then jump back in the tub with Hazel. Mabel is not sure yet about getting in the water
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Well……smelling of Lee and Phod wouldn’t be too bad. But that other stuff..yuck!
We’re always being told that the house smells like dog…as if it’s a bad thing.
Easy!
My hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon’s shampoo is from France!!! Go figure! Cinnamon LOVES the water and swimming in the river but shes not much for baths either.
And mes so furry happy that yous a King now. Does this means mes has to kiss your ring or something?
Kisses
Nellie
Easy, that is the saddest bath story I have ever heard. It had me feeling very sorry for you BUT then I saw the shampoo and I thought Easy is going to smell so fragrant and fresh! Not that I knew if you smelled any other way anyhoo but I thought the shampoo looked interesting. I like good smelling shampoo for my thin, limp, fine hairs.
Was it all not worth it for the smooch from Dad?
Ewwwww a bath!! We hate those….doesn’t matter if the shame-poo is from Canada or France….mom tried that on us too. “C’mon girls, you’ll smell like Easy does in France.” Frankly, we don’t want to smell like a French Easy…we like our smell, thank you very much. We get a bath any who! What can ya do?
(((Shoko and Kali)))
Sorry about the bath. I feel it is a four letter word and should be avoided as much as possible.
Oh, Easy, the injustice of it all! They’d best sleep with one eye open….
HOLY WET DOGGS! Oh Easy! The humiliation!!!!! To take PHOTOS of you while they are torturing you!!!! Unbelievables!!! I say sneak the flashy beast in the the torture chamber when THEY are in there, and post THEIR pics, and see how THEY like it! I’ve been tryin’ to do that, butts my paws just can’t seem to work the camera…:( Let me know if you figure it out…it could be big!!!
I agree EAsy, that chew was PITIFUL!!!! Geez, not even a chew to fit your ManTastic self??? Will the indignities never end???!!!
I thinks you will gets even…☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Poor thing. My dog is having a bath tomorrow. She smells of dead things she finds in the paddock and rolls around in. Oh and she hates baths too
For shame, a bath? Like that little treat makes up for the whole thing! Bah!
Well Easy, at least you tried out that shame-poo for your Gramps! Hope he likes it more than you MOL! Glad you got treats and loves and that great graphic from Queen Nellie!
Luvs
Marty
I can smell you from here, you smell wonderful! I love your summer header! Have a great night.
You make a great King O sweet smelling Easy! 😀
I hate baths, I would rather stink so when I am done with the bath I find something to roll in. ha I win, still stinky
You must be related to Sam, he hates baths too and has to have them every time we go to hospital or hospice. He acts so pitiful it’s almost funny. What am I saying? It IS funny with the whole sad doggy look. You’ll survive Easy and get to sleep in a nice clean bed-just the ticket for bed hogs, I mean affectionate Weims. 😉
Oh and I nearly forgot to say, ‘all hail to King Easy!’
OMC Easy a BATH? Yous eyes say it all. Bless yous poor heart. Hope fings awe better now, and weez luv yous gwafics dat Nellie made. she’s so talented.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Saw the bath over at Ernest’s and Frank’s so had to see if it was true or not. Look’s like you survived all right. Love Dolly
You tell em easy! We should be allowed to have our stink AND leave it everywhere. I hope you didn’t get direct pee-mail!
EEEWWWWW soya bean shampew??? Pawfull Easy!! An mee lives inn Canada…mee hopes Ladymum NOT get any funny ideass 😉
Sumtimess mee *ahem* steps inn mee own pew-poo an then mee back legss get a shampew *sighss*…
Do they make pew-poo proof bootiess fur Katss there Easy???
**nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxx
Oh no the indignity!