Hell-o…

…sometimes you can’t find words for some things … but fortunately we have music and lyrics to communicate, right?…

Bam Bam Bam… Ba-dum Ba-dum…

A DOG walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the WOman, running the stand…

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Hey, got any….. wait a minute… BWARRKS! that smells like you cook the dirty underwear of Charles Bukowski…
my nose nerves are pawralyzed… and I evenย  furgot the lyrics… darned crap…
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… no worries we can bridge that blackout -moment with the instrumental part…
BAM BAM BAM BA-DUM BA-DUM… ok, now I’m in again…
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ย The WOman said I make lemonade, it looks weird and it stinks butt it is homemade.
Do you want a glass? The DOG said my a$$, furget it… I’ll pass…
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Then he waddled away….
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Hey wait my friend the WOman said
that’s elder blossom lemonade
and with my own paws, lemon and sugar made…
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You cut the blossoms and shake it well
to remove all that pesky critters from hell…
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Then you melt the sugar in a lemon smuck
and you use a stirring spoon and let it cook
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Then you throwย  that blossoms in the pot
and let it rest till it is no longer hot
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Come on said the DOG that looks like stuff from a nuke
please remove that brew before I puke..
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And instead to waste time and sugar and all other crap
you should read a book or a cooking-map
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And if that brew in the bottle I see…
sorry woman butt that looks like pee…
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I better waddle away…
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The WOman said Heck! we first have it to try…the dog disappeared whith saying bye..

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So she tried it with one who was hanging around, and who had to drink it to the ground…

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On his face you can see, she didn’t hit the nail
and we call her brew an epic fail….
She better waddles away…
…before he something will say…***

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***butt he can’t, his mouth is glued with sugar… who in the world
came up with a whole package of sugar for two bottles of
that elderwood stuff?
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Dear Friends, today we learnt something, it’s an impawtant lesson:

BUY COKE & SPRITE AND LET THAT HOMEMADE LEMONADE WADDLE AWAY… AND HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

53 responses »

  1. scrapydo2.wordpress.com says:

    Looks very wee-y to me too. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Princess Leah says:

    My Mum is very partial to a swig of elderflower gin…..well…gin in any form really!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. There is something of the odour of pee when making elderflower cordial but ‘wee’ think it’s worth getting over the smell. Sorry the tester didn’t like. Easy – did you feel competition with the pee smell?

  4. Genis LeyNel says:

    Bwahaha, that expression on his face says it all! Waddle away from that brew, Easy, it attacks your facial muscles. Great story!

  5. Mrs P says:

    Wowzer, not your drink of choice I guess….well anything that looks like pee has to be suspect LOL

  6. Easy I’d be very careful of that elderflower/lemon stomach bomb if I were you…..the look on your Dad’s face says it all. Beware – drinking this might cause either intestinal distress OR pee-mail problems!!! Tell your Mom she should make an elderflower cheesecake instead (tee hee).

    Hugs, Sammy

  7. Hari OM
    OH NOOO DON’T GIVE UP….. Elderflower Wine was the tipple of my Grandmother… who was a teetotaller…. her line was that if Lord saw fit to ferment the lemonade, then who was she to refuse Him?!! Jus’ hintin’…. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. fredrieka says:

    Made me pucker watching that sucker take a sip, hurry quick before it slips, puke is not a fluke it happens now and again.

  9. Cupcake says:

    No fear of adventure at your house, E. But your poor dad has to be the test case every time! Ugh.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  10. Madi and Mom says:

    MOL MOL Easy some things are worth paying big BUCKS for. We love the sour look on Dad’s face. You were the smart one NOT to try it.
    Quack Quack!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Anonymous says:

    Hope she does not open a refreshment stand with that stuff. You will make no monies with that. Unless it is a kissing both then you can call it pucker up juice.
    Blessings,
    Michelle

  12. Oh no I was hoping the concoction was gonna be a hit. I try to stick to things in a bottle too. Have a great day friend

  13. Mental Mama says:

    You had me really interested, right up to the pic of Dad’s face after he tasted it…

  14. we think your dads face says it all ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. BOL! Easy, first that dang song is going to be stuck in our heads all day now! Yes, I watched the whole 3 minutes…what was I thinking? Your lyrics were way better…it is too back that elderwood or whatever drink wasn’t as good as the lemonade in the original song.
    Happy Monday, pal.
    Oz

  16. BWEHahahahahahhaha…….

    PeeS….Think I’ll stick with regular lemonade, thank you!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. We watched the duck song video! Got any glue — to glue the cap on that bottle of the homemade lemonade. Your poor dad’s face says it all. Hope he didn’t have to drink the whole bottle.

  18. Okay so that didn’t work… how abouts some elderflower wine? Or better yet, how about some St~Germain! Makes a lovely white Sangria… ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD….. we don’t EVEN know WHERE to begin with this one Easy… WHAT was that WOman even THINKING??? That looks WORSE than PEE…
    And to THINK…. SHE is ERNIE’s CLIENT…

    PeeS….. we STILL need MORE Jurors…. we only have 7 or 8 and we need at LEAST 12…. of YOUR PEErs…

  20. saymber says:

    We don’t buy soda anymore so your Mom’s lemonade would be okay here! LOL! Love your Dad’s “too sour” face! ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Baaahhhhhh
    Lily & Edward

  22. Mary says:

    LOL…Looks healthy maybe, but not delicious.

  23. DailyMusings says:

    Good try, sorry it was an epic fail. Some things are best left to the professionals I always say ๐Ÿ˜€

  24. Brian says:

    I’m not sure I would want to drink that stuff Easy!

  25. Oh I love Elderflower martini’s; perhaps you can whip one of them up and serve it (blackberry optional)? Happy ‘Moanday.’ ๐Ÿ™‚

  26. sheltiebeauties says:

    Hahaha! My mom used to love that flower lemonade thing but I don’t think she likes it anymore after this.

  27. Lee says:

    We have never heard of elder blossom lemonade. Lemon Moss lemonade and Lemon lemonade that is the extent of what we have made. Lee says buy it at the cooler section in the grocery it is easier than stirring up a pitcher. The look on your daddy’s face why he might never look the same again.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  28. Will and Eko says:

    Easy looks like superdog in that one photo, just needs a cape.

  29. BOL!! That poor taste-tester looks like he got the short end of the stick!

  30. Kismet says:

    Oh damn. We had a whole bunch of lemons from the tree that we were looking to walk away in the form of lemonade.

  31. Easy, my friend, you are a poet and I didn’t know it!

  32. PigLove says:

    Oh brother – you have me and dad rolling here on the chaise! That was totally awesome – totally! XOXO – Bacon

  33. Stella Rose says:

    That was a cute song, we make lemonade different here, and sometimes it is good and sometimes it is not. hugs stellie rose

  34. Dolly the Doxie says:

    I bet it at least smelled good right? The look on dad’s face says it all though! Love Dolly

  35. Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

  36. Emmadog says:

    I have to agree. I don’t seem my mom drinking anything that had flowers in it. Bring on the diet coke for her.

  37. The look on your Dad;s face says it all!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  38. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Easy dat stuffs looks…..well….it sure looks stwange.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  39. The OP Pack says:

    Well, we think that look on Dad’s face is going to convince us that we will pass on that stuff – Mom loves lemonade, but we think she had best stick the frozen can variety:) At least your Mom is willing to try something new.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  40. hahahaah…I can still see the look on your dad’s face Easy. His expression says it all! We don’t want to even look at the mixture or we’ll have knighting mares….hehehe

    (((Shoko)))

  41. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you sounds like yur Mumma was inn thee kitchen wild an free again mew mew mew…
    Hu’manss are heelareeuss aren’t they Easy???
    **paw patss** Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

  42. Charlie says:

    Crikey ….. your poor Dad …… I hope his face recovers!!

  43. harrispen says:

    Your dad’s face is priceless. We hope he doesn’t have to drink the whole crop of that lemon drink.

    Millie & Walter

  44. catfromhell says:

    Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! My Mommy makes Lemonade and she makes iced tea and Daddy always says they needs MORE sugar! Purrhaps your Mommy and My Mommy should makes it together and it might come out tasty!
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS Donโ€™t forgets to enter the Finish the Sentence Game!

  45. KB says:

    You win! This is by far the most humorous post of the day!!! I lost it several times, especially at the part about it looking like pee! It did.

  46. Haha pass the lemonade.

  47. Jan K says:

    We have to say that really didn’t look very appetizing…we would run away too, Easy. BOL!

  48. hahaha! gave me a laugh this morning. I will stick to water (and wine) ๐Ÿ˜€

  49. Clowie says:

    Oh Easy, it doesn’t look as though your dad likes that! We’re still laughing here!

  50. kolytyi says:

    Easy, please check carefully whether that fishy liquid has been made ineffective properly. It might be used as fake pee-mail or as biological weapon! I hope your dad does not show any strange symptoms and the dogs at your place did not sniffed declarations of war!

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