Furst they parked their butts in front of my crib, with the sign: ALMS FOR EASY and my piggy bank… and guess what? there was not ONE soul on the street..we live in a ghost village…and so they moved to a well known street where they waited for 87 hours…
…so let’s see what we have here…
… a bubble-gum… is that strawberry? ewww just peppermint… a peanut… and a button… great I’m always nekked… and there is…yay moneeeh… 2 cent???…pitiful huh?
Then they had to restore the berds nest for me what HE threw in the trashcan… after another 87 hours he tinkered a thingy together…
…and there was even an egg… EWWWW I don’t eat eggs!
… at last they had to cook a special meal for me… I said one of them has to swing his butt to the harbour of Concarneau to bring me one of that black lobsters…
… butt…. guess what I’ve got?!
…and there was NO lobster inside…definitely not…
… well, I’m hungry and I will eat it anyway…
…before I call my lawyer….
…and as I tried to clean my sniffer with one of the papers in HIS office… I saw THAT:
…oh boy… that means we will have another kitchen counter suit…
I better call Roxy to be my legal representative…
Stay tuned for the next case…. this time someone will land in jail… that’s for sure…
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
It will be you, and you know why? You are breaking the basic rule: Dogs have masters, cats have staff! You, Sir, are a dog.
OMD, this sounds like a declaration of war! At least you are still addressed as Sir, Easy – do you hold a military rank?
Not a declaration of war – just telling him as it is … dogs are not fit to have slaves. Sorry if this hurts your canine pride.
I come in peace 😀
Hope the food’s better in jail 😀
Gosh Easy……that collection your Staff took up for you was most pitiful. Even the people in your kraal didn’t come to your aid??? Are they unaware that the worlds’ most famous Weim is living in their village???? This is a crime and an insult. Time to call your attorney……..again.
Good morning Easy 🙂 thank you so much for the get well card xxx. Love seeing you in the video x
I hope you feel better and you are on to way to a speedy recovery :o)
No lobster??? That’s an absolute outrage! Send those peeps back to the streets and tell them not come back until you get some lobster
Careful. Those peanuts come out worse than going in. And leave the gum alone!
That collection was a bit of a disaster! Some snacks would have been nice.
OMDs Easy Mom was eating her cereal when she saw your dad and that sign….let me just as the iPad better like milk cause mom LOL’d and nearly choked on her Cheerios.
ABSOLUTELY the best punishment!!
hugs madi your bfff
You made short work of that bowl of baby food and cleaned up nicely after! I am impressed that noBODY was hurt in this endeavor immediately upon seeing your Dad with the hatchet!
Easy you are an excellent dish cleaner. I’ll cook for you and you can clean all my dishes. Goose was an excellent dish cleaner as well. Just one of the things I miss. Now I have to do all the dishes myself. So come on by and I will cook you whatever you want. It seems tome that your law case will be a slam dunk, you will win paws down.
Well, at least they gave it a try. The baby food may not have been quite the lobster you were hoping for, but Phantom used to love to lap up some of that baby food stuff. We will all be on the edge of our beds waiting for the next trial.
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
Wow….that collection is pretty sad…..we’re really surprised! The baby food might not have been lobster but you sure seemed to enjoy it!! We love baby food too.
The Florida Furkids
Easy you eat fast like I do! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
I can’t believe no lobster either, what’s the world coming to Easy???
aawww…poor Easy. You’re not baby and they still give you baby food. You need to protest to such cruelty 😉
Baby food…… ewwwww, that stuff already looks like what it will look like going out.
there probably are babies inside… but it’s tasty :o)
A little soylent green never hurt anyone!
Someone gave you their 2 cents! How in the world can you resist an egg??? I loooooove eggs!
You need to tapdance or sing and you’ll surely get more donations.
Brother you kill me!! I love this. Maybe I should stand outside of my crib in the hood to see what I get… can you spare a penny for a piggy? Snorts with laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Oh Easy, don’t be so hard on the staff…they ‘just’ human after all. On the plus side, they do have thumbs and can open things for you 🙂
“Alms for Easy” was very weak and lame. You would have received more if it said “GIVEITTOTHEWEIMARANER
Tricks!!! Do some tricks! That would brings yous more Money or treats…yous could balance treats on your nose and then eats them after….
Pretty pathetic Easy that’s all I can say and we don’t even know what you are in trouble for! Love Dolly
Lots of trials and tribulations at your place!
Oh Easy weez sure hope yous get a good lawyer. MOL Yous sure did eat those peas fast. Our favowit is da ham. Weez not like da veggies. Course we be cats, weez not need da veggies. MOL Hope yous have a gweat day.
Dezi and Lexi
Easy do you think momma gave you baby food to prepare you for what jail food must taste like??? Oh nose!!!!!!
I might be confused, but I think they still owe you a meal (baby food no count and really could you not have looked like it didn’t count instead of scarfing it down…lol).
What a weird haul your dad got. I liked the button…that would be great in our stove vault.. Good to chew too but not for you Easy…its way too small…you’d swallow it. The baby food looked delectable. We used to get this occasionally when Kali was sick but seeing as she’s doing good, we don’t get it anymore. I miss those days! I could smacky paw here in place real quick cause she didn’t feel good. Now, I really have to wrestle with her to get her to do anything.
oh oh – we had better start digging bunkers – I think this is going to be a long campaign
Court of common fleas! Ha, ha, ha, one of my favorite lines you’ve written.
Baby food? No lobster? That’s an outrage! BOL
WHAT???? Ernie is gonna represent your staff??? That is NOT right! BTW, you did a great job cleaning that dish!
Murphy & Stanley
Boy do you need new assistants
Lily & Edward
OMD OMD OMD a suit counter??? Make the most of current offerings (chicken and spring veges? – that’s pretty lush) Easy – it could get tough! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Not a great haul in the bucket – did you eat the peanut ??? you sure scarfed down the baby food!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
OMD OMD OMD WHAT WAS I THINKING???? Roxy and Frankie are gonna BASH me on the Head…. I can’t believe I said that…
OMD Easy….. they only gave you Lobsterless BABY FOODABLES??? And they did not collect butt 2¢…. You will NEVER be able to retire at THAT rate???
BUTT I gotta admit that I am DARNED IMPRESSED with the Berd’s Nest…
You are a very good dog doing your dishes! ❤
Easy…you fell for the cheap food trick……you should have held out….but alas, we just knew you couldn’t…….now we gots orselves a real full blown criminal trail coming!
The Mad Scots
Oh no, not jail! I hope you get a fair trial! And lots of baby food.
Holy laugh my ass off. I think your staff should be forgiven and not sent to jail. Don’t eat the gum you don’t know what germs are on it.
BOLBOLBOL…Will the madness ever end??!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
You wanted lobster and they gave you baby food?????? Crikey Easy ….. what is it with your peeps???? Lousy haul on the collection too, aye??
O…M…D! They didn’t! And Ernie agreed? We are barkless!!
Wally & Sammy
baby food??? oh my.love all your expressions Easy! 😀
Oh poor Easy! You need new assistants! Baby food? I can’t believe they still treat you like a baby!
Well Easy, at least they tried to make reparations but baby food?!? That’s your “special” dinner? maybe when you are old and white and with no teeth! Good grief. The things you must endure.
I hope it’s not YOU who ends up in jail!
Sumone putted their 2 cents inn butt iss not enuff Easy!!! What iss wrong with people?? You are purriceless an as such, there should bee a kabillion green papurrss an many bazillion coins all fur thee Weimeraner!!!
***paw patss*** of comfort mee furend
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Easy, I can’t stop laughin’.
Y’all come on back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog