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The show-madness is in full swing in my crib….


There is a mountain of stuff on my kitchen table…


…and another mountain on my bed…


…and the question is: WHAT 2 WEAR?




…or that…


…or shall I go nekked like my momma, the streaker?

Butt while pondering, I realized, that it doesn’t matter what we wear or how long we sit in the bathroom… just to look like the same old bat who entered this room 87 hours before…

…we all are beautiful, we are dogs… and we have the beauty in our eyes and in our hearts…

…I wonder how a judge will decide who is the most beautiful dog of all if we are anyway beautiful… that’s absurd…

…you can’t declare someone or something what’s anyway confirmed, right?

And all that 2245 dogs who will come on sunday should get a prize… for being dogs and for being BEAUTIFUL… always, efurry day…

Butt sadly not all things are as perfect as the canine world…. there are humans…

…who buy a pantsย  at the last minute and notice, that this pants is made for an ostrich, because it has 3 ft. long legs what flutter around theirย  stilts like a flagย  in the wind…

can you imagine that my mom does all things on the floor? crazy, huh?

can you imagine that my mom does all things on the floor? crazy, huh?

…and there is Baphomet, the sewing machine, what’s totally haunted… PLEASE, MOM’S OF BLOGVILLE WHO CAN MANEUVRE MR.BAPHOMET, COVER YOUR EYES… OR SKIP THAT PART :o)

...epic fail...

…epic fail…

…and therefore the legs of that pants fit for a broomstick, but not for humanoid stilts…


…butt there is always another way, you can make a short pants…


…oh boy, that’s fugly…

...but hey, it WAS beautiful once... before it landed in my mommas untalented paws

…but hey, it WAS beautiful once… before it landed in my mommas untalented paws

…and I have some doubts if we find a dogtor who can do a lipo on your knees till sunday….


Butt anyway it’s a D.O.G. show and dogs are beautiful, no ifs no butts… and it’s anyway as cold as in the fridge of an Eskimo and definitely NO weather for a short pants…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

55 responses »

  1. It’ll all be alright on the day, for once, maybe? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. niasunset says:

    You are beautiful Easy and I love your day stories… I loved this pants ๐Ÿ™‚ At last you can take a rest, Thank you for your nice wishes, Have a nice day and weekend, love, nia

  3. How exciting that this is the weekend for the BIG SHOW. You’re right – all of us are beautiful in our own way and no doubt when the judges see your silvermistygrey self they will immediately give you top prize – nobody has you beat in the handsome department, that’s for sure! As for your Mom’s new jeans – they look totally 60s and way cool….. hopefully it will be a nice warm day so your Mom’s knees won’t get chilled. Can’t wait to hear about the show………BON CHANCE MON AMI !

    Love, Sammy

  4. Mrs P says:

    Super good luck at the show …I hope your Mom keeps her knees under wraps while your in the ring …you don’t want her stealing your claim to fame, but then again just give the judge your blog address, when they read it they just might give you a special prize for the good job you are doing in training your humans LOL

  5. fredrieka says:

    momwithoutpaws yells at he machine, and super good luck for yo at the pawshow

  6. Bawhahahahahahahahhahahaha …OK, I don’t know even know where to start on this one. You mean your mom does the “I’m going to buy these pants even though they don’t fit, but they might fit some day, you know, if I dropped 10 pounds and grew 5 inches taller”.

    Oh, and the sewing machine, what’s that? My assistant would probably try to make coffee with that contraption. She doesn’t sew …like for real, she doesn’t sew.

  7. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, I hope the show-madness won’t and in a nekked mom wearing a sole collar! It could be misunderstood!

  8. DailyMusings says:

    You and momma are 2 beauties and I give you first prize no matter what for your talents in sewing and chewing!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. Can’t wait to hear all about the show!!! You are ALWAYS handsome!!

  10. Goose says:

    Oh brother I sure wish I could come to The Big Show and see you dazzle the judges and crowd. My MOM does not have a sewing machine. Nope. Her sewing kit includes a roll of duct tape and a stapler. Always happy to See Beautiful with you!!!!

  11. I know nothing about sewing machines so I admire your Mom. Excited about you being in the show. I will have my fingers crossed for you. You are right, all dogs are beautiful and each dog should get an award… ๐Ÿ™‚ Your Mom’s pants are cool!

  12. Hawk aka BrownDog says:

    Hi Y’all!

    Good luck at the d-o-g show!

    Oh, and you taught me something important…why my Humans always go to a tailor or a laundry/dry cleaner who does alterations…and there is no sewing machine in the house.

    Y’all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  13. PigLove says:

    oh squeals! I can’t wait to hear about the big show. It’s going to be a blast brother. You already are a WINNER in my piggy book – hooves down! Have a great time at the show. And if they don’t give you the ribbon, remember to leave them a little something something to remember you by for the next time – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Hari OM
    aaaaarrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(last seen running from the ether….)))) Sewing is like poison to the aunty…………………. What pretty embroiders on those legs……. Butt you are correct Easy-saheb, dogs win paws down for the beauty stakes. Humans insist on measuring grades of beauty though…. forgive them that! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  15. Mental Mama says:

    You’ll all be beautiful, good luck!

  16. harrispen says:

    There sure is a lot that goes in to being in a show. We hope your mom’s pants turn out okay. Too bad you don’t live on this side of the pond because our mom could probably help your mom with her sewing projects.

    Millie & Walter

  17. We love your mom’s short pants, blue ribbons fur all!

    Wyatt and Family

  18. Brian Frum says:

    If we could vote you would win easily Easy!

  19. Kismet says:

    Smart strategy by Mom. She’s dressing fugly to make you look good by comparison. She should also dress like a poor person so that you get to win because you NEED the victory.

    • that’s easy fur her hahaha I’ve read it in my dog show guide that the handler and the dog shouldn’t look similar… think my momma read that too and followed the advice :o)

  20. Emmadog says:

    After three weekends of competitions, we are enjoying a quiet weekend this week. Good luck at the show and I think if anyone wears short pants, it should be you ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. cecilia07 says:

    EASY my mom has to shorten all the pants she buys too…she says she is vertically challenged! MOL MOL Hey good buddy if you need letters of reference telling the Dog Show judges what a wonderful, big hearted, kind, loving pup you are…that your insides are 10x as gorgeous as your handsome outsides…just holler…i’m you girl i’ll write one for you.
    hugs madi your bfff

  22. Oh Easy you are so correct, all the dogs are beautiful. Good luck at the show my friend, I will be rooting for you. I love your moms new pants, I think they look great and she did a excellent job!

  23. Good luck, Easy! We’ve never seen a dog who wasn’t beautiful!

  24. hope you have a great time and bring home something special ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. Fozziemum says:

    Easy i think mum has done super job..the taking in of pants is a nightmare….so if all else fails make peddle pushers ๐Ÿ™‚ and with the bedazzling on them they look pretty cute i think…i agree,,who can choose the best animal..by definition they all are..but especially you ๐Ÿ™‚ good luck my friend and i hope you come home laden with prizes ๐Ÿ™‚ loves Fozziemum xx

  26. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Easy Dear Furend…. if YOU don’t win the mostest (beautiful) HANDSOME of all dogs… we think the judges are Blind…
    Now about those Pants…. don’t ask OUR mom to help…. SHE is Dangerous around Scissors and Needles and stuffs…. Go with the DUCK Tape and Stapler thingys…

  27. catfromhell says:

    Tee hee! Yous right! Mes and the other cats and our hairy slobbery sister is ALWAYS comfortable nekked. Mommy, Daddy and my human brothers is ALWAYS in the bathroom primping.

  28. We think your mom did a pawsome sewing job. We laughed just picturing an ostrich in jeans.

  29. OMG hows i has missed your humor!! i had to laugh at da pants cuz my mum be like 5 foot even and i be like…never mind, i is short!
    it be a shame we not lives in a perfect world…sigh.


  30. Hey, those pants would probably work now for our mom – she isn’t even 5 feet tall!
    Best of luck at the show, you know we think you are the most handsome weim ever seen – along with Goose of course.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  31. dorysbackyard says:

    Have a blast at the show Easy….what beautiful doggies you are going to see!!

  32. Easy, your mom is so brave. We see our sewing machine very seldom. We call him HAS for hide and seek. Nobody seems to find him from year to year. He must run and hide when he sees them coming. MOL

    Kitty kisses,


  33. Best of luck, Easy! As for sewing machines, it takes practice and a slow hand, just like the song [Pointer Sisters 1981].

    • In my case it is more like the Alice Cooper song: Hey stoopid…. with all that bulges of fabric inside, I can’t wear my master-piece … and I’m not brave enough to bring it back to the store after my “radical change”… but that could be funny, that’s for sure hahahaha

  34. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, you are so right that we are all beautiful and special and deserve love! Definitely. Now, for those pants…my Dad would simply use a pair of scissors and call them cut-offs. BWAR HAR HAR
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  35. The OP Pack says:

    We are sending you good luck for the show, but no matter what happens, you are truly beautiful in our eyes.

    Have a good weekend, and no problems:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  36. Good Luck for the dog show!!!! it would be hard to sew with one arm working only.

  37. finnhoward says:

    go nakked!! be well easy!

  38. My machine isn’t haunted…it’s possessed! I avoid it if at all possible. The judges should just give you the first place award for all of your handsomeness and awesomeness. I might be prejudice, but it doesn’t mean that I’m not right! BOL! Good luck!

  39. KB says:

    I think it’s the love and devotion of a dog and his/her humans that is beautiful… so all dogs are beautiful. I agree with you, Easy!!!!

    So, you should just go naked!

  40. bichonpawz says:

    You are very handsome Easy! We can’t wait to hear all about the show!

  41. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    I don’t even know where to begin on your mom’s sewing. And on the floor? I do love relaxing on the floor, but sewing? Anyway. I hope you don’t look like a homeless person, get thrown out of the show and miss Easy getting crowned as Most Magnificent Naked Dog Ever! Yeah!

  42. Jan K says:

    I cannot sew to save my life so I just never even try. Just be happy that Mom gets collars that fit you, Easy, so she doesn’t have to modify them. BOL!
    And you are right, all dogs are beautiful and all should win. Have fun at the show!

  43. We think all of the DOGS who show up should get a prize because, you’re right, they are all beautiful. Maybe not as beautiful as YOU but not everydog can be perfect!!

    MOL @ your Mom’s pants…our Mom wouldn’t even attempt it!!

    The Florida Furkids

  44. You are so right Easy, all dogs are beautiful! Your Mama was brave to even get that scary machine out! Hope you all have a wonderful adventure this week-end.

  45. Terra Toby says:

    Good luck in the show, Toby agrees that every dog deserves the prize for beauty! (Lucky you to have a haunted sewing machine. I wish I had a ghost to blame for what comes out of mine!)

  46. Shiva & Jaya says:

    MOL! Ostrich? We serves ostriches, but them no wears pants.

    your Purrime Ministerettes serving all anipals except snakies!

  47. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Our mom has all short pants cuz she is very tall. I think it is called 11 feet tall. Wait, maybe not 11, that might be her shoe size. Anyway, she is so tall she is always cussing that she cannot find stuffs long enough in the arms or legs. Maybe your mom can send her what she cuts off? Yes, we are beautiful, especially when we have muds on us BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  48. tylersat99 says:

    You will be the most handsome for sure Easy, and everyone will be looking at you so no one will notice your Mom’s pants. They do look very cute though. Good Luck and bring home a ribbon:)

  49. I take it Mom was planning on wearing those and not Dad???

  50. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you Easy wee finkss yur Mumma did a grate job on her pantss…thee flowerss are a nice touch! Mee LadyMum can barelee sew a button on ๐Ÿ˜‰
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxx

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