Hell-o,

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guess what? Today she did it… my momma jumped in the Elephant Skater and drove that thingy to the town with her own paws…

Sorry car drivers of France, she is back, the fence season is over…

And that’s the reason I was too late for the teaser today, because my mom had two total failures…

The first happened as she parked in front of the junk store…and like most car drivers she opened the door with her left paw and pushed it open with…. her hellbow!!!… ARRRRROOOOO!

In front of her minds eye  the word I.D.I.O.T. appeared in bloody red letters…

Then she drove to the grocery store… where they have brandnew bread distributors… there is a shovel inside what you have to use to get the bread out via a flap on the right side… sadly my momma thought she has to open the glass doors in front and she went mad with trying to open that bread-thingy… she even tried to smash the glass with the shovel, butt it was very resistant… after 87 hours of waiting in front of that thingy she saw a machine on the left side with green blinking lights… so my momma pushed all buttons she saw there… and then… then the hell broke loose…. because that machine was a breadcutter what screamed like an air raid siren, because “someone” started that thingy without placing a bread inside…

My momma jumped behind the next shelf and waited till the store guy fixed that machine and then she jumped in his way and said that she has a damaged  arm, if that guy would be so kind to grab a bread for her from that bread-thingy… the guy said yes and  within 2 seconds the bread came out of that flap….. while my mom saw that bloody red letters again what showed her the word I.D.I.O.T. …

Butt we have bread now, no one noticed that my momma was that idiot, so everything is fine…and at least she is better than my dad who said bread was sold out, because he had the same problem with that bread thingy… and REAL MEN rather die than to ask for help, right?

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Aaaah naaaah, wait… I have another “news”…

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Fasten your seatbelts, grab a margarita and stop the press…

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HELL-MUT eats a strawberry! Howlelujah…

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What an event!!!

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That’s so darned  bi-ba-boring that even my toenails start to yawn…

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butt my momma said that’s a sensation….

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A Sensation? Wait, that’s a sensation…

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Easy eats a pillow! Ha!

HAVE A GOOD WEDNESDAY ALL AND BE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD…SHE ACTUALLY IS BACK….

…just saying…

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

72 responses »

  1. It is great to see HELL-MUT! Lucky turtle with that beautiful strawberry! I want to tell your Mom that if I had a dollar for every time I use my elbow to hold open a door and let the door bang the sh*% out of my elbow I would be a rich old gal! Hope your Mom’s hell-bow is doing okay!

  2. DailyMusings says:

    I remember doing that with the car door too- OHHHHHH the stars I saw!! Don’t you eat any strawberries Easy, my Max tried it once and the outcome (literally) was NOT PRETTY. That pillow looks perfect though

  3. Fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy..my finny bone went just imagining…I have never used my elbow to open the door..but it is a bit heavy..and I did get as confused as your mum was at the bread monster thingy over the arm used and the side of the car…hello..idiot alert here..we drive on the opposites hahahaah..I agree dads will starve run out of petrol and get lost..better than saying excuse but…hahaahah oh Hell-Mut yay! welcme to spring sweet one and enjoy that strawberry 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxxx

  4. Phew – glad there was a good reason you missed being first at the TT! Well done-ish Mom – back behind the wheel eh? Ha ha – we love those bread machines 😀

  5. sheltiebeauties says:

    Will your mom come to drive in Kuala Lumpur? I got to warn my mom first as she always thinks she’s the only driving on the road. 🙂

    • oh Eva that could be interesting… one mom meets another and both think they are alone on the road… we should buy some popcorn and beer… could be a good “road movie” :o)

  6. Glad to see she is back! Even with the ‘owies’ she got from the car door. So tell me, Easy, did you speak to her about getting you a strawberry flavored pillow? I would if I were you. Ask her if you are a second-class citizen (behind Helmut). Or possibly you are living in a caste system (no – – – not a cast system – – – that is what she lived in for a few weeks). Anyway, speak up man! Demand a strawberry flavored pillow.

  7. PigLove says:

    Snorts and rolls with laughter brother. Your poor mom has been through the mill lately with her hellbow. I think we should send all of our poor moms to camp one day together. It sounds like they all need a bonding experience together. And a strawberry huh? Give me the strawberry. I shall show the slow turtle how to eat it in one swift motion – snorts. ❤ me some strawberries. XOXO – Bacon

  8. raisingdaisy says:

    Glad Mom’s back on the road again! (We’re far away in the US, so it’s safe for us to be happy for her! lol just kidding!) It’s so easy to go back to the “normal” way of doing things without thinking about it once your ouchie starts feeling a bit better. Hell-mut is SO cute and we loved seeing him with his strawberry! 😀

  9. Please tell me it isn’t actually Wednesday, because if so, I missed a day of work as well as a night with two of my favorite NCIS show! Other than that, I’m glad to hear Mom’s doing better (??) and she managed to get the bread eventually.

    janet

  10. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    You sure got me Easy! I thought it was terrible Tuesday 😨
    I how the hell-bow stops making funny Ouch sounds soon!!

  11. Brian says:

    I think maybe you ought to do the driving next time Easy!!!

  12. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, why is it the case that when there is a really hard situation requiring cojones, then it is always women who don’t run away but are tenacious and fight with the enemy?
    BTW, I cannot wait for pics like “Mom eats a cabbage” or “Dad eats a griffin.”

  13. Will and Eko says:

    A strawberry colored pillow is nearly as tasty as the real deal.

  14. cecilia07 says:

    Ouch at your mom’s HELL-bow mishap but yay for driving and getting her independence back. That is huge. We cracked up at the visual of you being so bored your nails yawned! That is a new one for us
    Hugs
    Madi your bffff

  15. Emmadog says:

    That turtle does look boring! Isn’t it Tuesday today? I’m confused??? Maybe you all had too much bread and the yeast has gotten to your brains?

  16. your Mama is hilarious! So happy she is driving again!! Breadcutters, strawberries and pillows….Easy I have to move to France 🙂

  17. LOL we think we should put you behind the wheel Easy afterall you are Easy Rider. BOL at yawning toenails. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  18. Kismet says:

    Your mom needs to move to the UK or Oz because she’s driving on the left side of the road now.

  19. WOW……first your Mom gets back on the road in the elephant skater and then she goes to the store and tries to murder the bread machine???? She’s certainly making a big splash for her re-entry into society! What can I say?? I’m glad I’m not in Brittany???? I think I’d be eating a pillow too if I was there…………EEEK!

    Hugs, Sammy

  20. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL EASY WE STARTED TO MENTION THAT TODAY WAS TUESDAY…BUT IT WAS KINDA LIKE GETTING TOMORROW’S NEWS TODAY. EVERY SO OFTEN NICE TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

  21. stella rose says:

    Yay your momma is so brave in my mind for venturing out by Herself in the skatermobile to buy bread that you cannot just pick up off the shelf!!!! And now he is eating a strawberry…..just one…..I can eat a whole box, and would if mom would let me!
    stella rose

  22. So very glad your momma is back, Easy! I know first hand how driving with a bad wing can be, especially when you have to shift with your other arm. The drivers behind me are still swearing whenever they see my little car coming. I think I saw some of your turtle’s cousins last week in Mexico. They were flapping their flippers racing back to the ocean before the birds swoop down on them. 🙂

  23. Lady loves your mum’s adventures because they are the kind of thing that happens to her. She says she feels like an I.D.I.O.T 95% of the time. Hope tomorrow is boring for her.

  24. Easy don’t stop with the pillow. Eat the entire bedspread.

  25. Frankie and Ernie says:

    HOLY HELL BOW and HELL-MUT…. Sorry that your MOM saw RED TWICE –BUTT Glad that Hell-Mut ATE a RED Strawberry.

    Now about that Pillow Eating…. we just won’t mention that little thingy.

  26. Cupcake says:

    Your mom did great, after all that, but HelMut did even better! A strawberry! Miss Hathaway, hold my calls!! Our old turtle named Leave-The-Turtle-Alone also hunted and ate strawberries. Fascinating.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  27. Sorry for your mom’s hellbow misshap on her first venture back out. Hey I must have been on the same wavelength as you Easy – I was chewing on a pillow this morning too
    hugs
    Mabel
    Bailey & Hazel too

  28. Hari OM
    OMD that was an eventful outing… I’sa so glad we had a ditch between us…… just sayin’ … Easy – that cushion will definitely not digest as sweetly as that strawberry!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  29. The OP Pack says:

    Mom says she would love to get some fresh French bread like that, but she too would probably be an I.D.I.O.T. trying to figure out the silly machine.

    Strawberries???? We love them.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  30. Shiva & Jaya says:

    How bootiful turtle! He your brofur? We saluting turtle!

  31. Wooo….hold the presses is right. Kali loved watching your turtle eat the strawberry….Kali really likes slow. Me? Well, eating a pillow is more like me….action….I need action. Another idea would be to ride with your mom into town and watch her with the bread slicing thingie….MOL.

    (((Shoko)))

  32. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Easy yous poor mommy. Weez’ll be purrayin’ fur her. We gotta tell ya’ weez nevew heard of a bwead fing like yous descwibin’. Wuld yous ask yous mommy to take a foto da next time she goes? Dat’s way cool. All ow bwead comes purre-packaged here in ow stowes. Oh and purrecut. Anyways, we wuld just weally like to see yous bwead contwaption. We wuld luv sum of da bwead but since dat’s not gunna happen, seein’ll have to do. MOL As fur Hel Mut dat’s so cool dat all da way acwoss da world fwum us yous have a cutesy snappin’ turtle too. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  33. writetowag says:

    We laughed out loud when you said “even your toenails yawned” BOL to the max! Very cool that HELL-MUT ate a strawberry…Give your mom some extra love today sweet Dennis!!!!

  34. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Your poor mom! We think she needs to write a book! BTW, how was the pillow?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  35. BOL! Hope dat pillow wuz tasty!

  36. Reilly & Denny says:

    Our Mom hates when they change things at the grocery store 🙂

  37. Bwhahaha guys will never ask for directions or read instructions!

  38. harrispen says:

    Glad for your mom she can be out and about now, but she sure had a rough day for her first outing. We can’t believe you stole that chair cushion to outdo Helmut.

    Millie & Walter

  39. susieandsidebite says:

    OK…what a day…..however we gotta go with you eating a pillow as the TOP STORY here!

    The Mad Scots

  40. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you Easy did you know that Hell-mutt iss sorta a Turtull? Oh course you must know this…now mee iss thee I.D.I.O.T. Mee has not seen a Turtull befur…mee finkss mee wantss one allso. Hee reelly is quite dashin 😉
    Yur poor Mumma with the bread masheen…shee needss an A$$isstant to a$$ist her with shoppin an wrestlin thee bread….
    LadyMum sayss Men NEVURR ask fur die-reckshunss or A$$isstance EVURR on pain of DEATH…. mee iss so glad LadyMum iss not a Man 😉
    Have fun with thee pill-oh an don’t get cott mew mew mew..
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

    • Nylabluesmum says:

      Pee S: It is now Fursday nite an mee LadyMum hit her Hell-bow as you call it an shee made thee air sorta tern a funny shade of blue…an then she spelled out: I.D.I.O.T. an started to laff….
      Hu’manss are berry weerd….
      *nose bumpss* Siddhartha Henry xx

  41. omd. Next time your momma goes to the store, she better stock up on those breads while she has the grocery clerks attention. I can just see a freezer full of bread at your place.

  42. Goose says:

    Hahhaha “toenails yawn”. That is so so soooooo funny. I am going to use that one for sure. That strawberry looks so yummy, I love them. Butt a pillow isn’t bad either.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  43. It's Dog or Nothing says:

    Hahaha oh I have no words 😉

  44. Clever Helmut! Hooray for Mom to be driving again!!!! Poor painful elbow and silly complicated bread machine,

  45. Clowie says:

    That strawberry is bigger than his head, so I suppose it is a bit of an event!
    “Sold out of bread” because he couldn’t ask – that made us laugh! I bet he won’t ask for directions when he’s lost either!

  46. Poor momma, what a day! I bet the pillow wasn’t as tasty as the strawberry.

  47. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Do you have a turtle brother Easy? Its hard to ask for help when you have a disability, mom hates making excuses because of her back but sometimes you just have to! Silly dad. Love Doll

  48. travelanimaldr says:

    Lol, what a great story about the bread. Jade will tell you that her father is the same, and will not ask for any directions. Your mother must not be an idiot because she got that bread, just like she needed. Loving HELL-MUT eating that strawberry! Have a good day.

  49. Glad your Mom is well enough to go forth and wreak havoc on the world Easy!

  50. KB says:

    OMD – the bread story had me laughing out loud!!!! I had shoulder surgery last year, and I had many many I.D.I.O.T. moments when I realized all the silly things that I couldn’t do!!!! I’m glad your mom can drive again, especially since I’m on a different continent 😉

    Love your tortoise. I hope your toenails stopped yawning.

  51. catfromhell says:

    Can yous imagine the mayhem if your Mommy and my Mommy was on the same road at the same time!?!?!
    That would bes Hellish!!! And the bread story is pretty funny!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  52. So glad your mom can drive again. Those are awesome pictures of Helmut and the strawberry that red color just pops next to him. I like your hot dog toy!

  53. Jan K says:

    We are glad your Mom is back on the road again, and we can only say that because we are safe over here in the states! BOL

  54. saymber says:

    Your poor Momma LOL! My own Mom has been having problems with her right arm for years now – think may be inflammatory arthritis . You don’t realize how much you need those elbows until they go on the fritz! Peppermint oil helps mine when they act up.

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