today was THE DAY… I had to drive to the vet….

My beautiful picture

that was not in the middle of the night, it was 11:30 am… what a nice easter weather, huh?

First I saw the sign… it means: Abandon all hopes, ye who enter there…yeah Dante Alighieri that’s sooo true… and because all dogtors talk in strange tongues: Lasciate ogno speranza, voi ch’entrate…

My beautiful picture

Then I had to wait in the car, because the waiting room was occupied by feline patients…

My beautiful picture

…and my momma better stays in the car anyway, because  she forgot to shave her legs…. EWWWWW….

And then, then they dragged me in that crib…

My beautiful picture

I don’t know what kind of treats they have there, but I bet it was pure LSD…. or Meth where you become addicted with the first piece…

My beautiful picture

… and while they poked me with a giant needle and inspected my back door I bit a hole in the coat of the vet to get more treats…

The scale said: 38.7 kg (85 lbs) and that’s not bad, even when my mom that ole nitpicker said, we have to remove that 700 gram, right? Pfffffff… whatever…it’s anyway just the dirt they removed from my ears… so no worries, momma….

After 87 hours of torture we got a Milbemax pill to remove pawsible illegal immigrants from my 7 stomaches and the stomach-tubes…

Then we could leave that uncomfy place…

My beautiful picture

…. ahhh wait… what? an urine sample? Well, why not… there you have it… help yourself….

My beautiful picture

See ya…. NOT!

I’m glad I survived that trip and I’m back at home now.

Have a better thursday all….

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

57 responses »

  1. sheltiebeauties says:

    Oh dear! So glad that you reached home in one piece from the nasty vet. Nice way of presenting urine sample, lol!

  2. Whew….we’re glad your VET visit wasn’t too bad!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  3. grannyK says:

    hahaha! I so look forward to your adventures!

  4. Holy smokes! It sure looks like you are biting a hole in the V-E-T himself and not just his coat, Easy! BOL I hope everything (went in) and came back out okay. Boy, your mom is one hairy Weimenheimer…I didn’t realize she grew so much fur on her legs! Happy you are back home and away from the evils and tortures of that office.

  5. PigLove says:

    oh yuck – the dreaded vet visit where they don’t buy you a drink before violating your captains quarters. The doctor deserved another hole in his jacket for that. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Tell your mom that my mom has some of that ‘wax’ left over for her hairy legs – snorts and rolls with laughter

    • ahmmm it was the one where you heard scary noises from the bathroom right? and the one what needs 87 margaritas and 6 bottles of wine, right? then it is perfect, brother hahahahaha

  6. dorysbackyard says:

    Ugh!!!!! We are glad you survived the torture, Easy!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  7. Snorts at the urine sample. Dude you crack me up big time. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. Easy I am glad you got that trip out of the way and now you can enjoy the Holiday! Missouri’s weather looks like your bit of France… dark here with rumbly clouds and rain. Hopefully the sun will show up for SUNday for us all!

  9. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    Glad you made it back home okay sweet Easy. We think you were making a statement with that urine sample you left…maybe what you thought of the place. lol Looks like it might take your mom awhile to shave her legs. lol We hope you don’t have to go back to the vet anytime soon. Hugs and nose kisses

  10. Kismet says:

    You shed those 700 grams by donating your urine sample, I’m certain.

  11. cecilia07 says:



    • we rather wait in the car till the patiens before us leave the vets crib, think that’s better for me and the kitties … it’s anyway a special situation to go to the vet… not only for anipals hehehe

  12. Will and Eko says:

    Even the skies were dark for this dark day. Glad you survived.

  13. Brian Frum says:

    Oh yea, the best part is when it is over! Great job on the PeeMail Easy!

  14. Yay, you survived and from the looks of everything, none for the worse! Here’s to the rest of the day being wonderful (and hopefully with some sun). Happy Easter! ❤

  15. fredrieka says:

    I am glad you made it out ok Easy, I have the vets they stick things where they do not belong. It is not even worth the treats

  16. Princess Leah says:

    Well I am very glad to hear that everythingy went well at Mr Vicious VET and even more pleased you left him a damp calling card HeHe!
    Did you get lots of treats ‘cos you deserved them, cheeky VETman prodding and poking you about, who does he finks he is????
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  17. Hari Om
    Crikey Easy, did you shed loads on mumma cuz you was really woosing??? No shaver gonna fix that lot. Clean bill of health is good news though. Well done on leaving messages for all others who must ‘enter there’….!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

    pee ess – weather much the same here and am typing with mittens on…. &*(

  18. You can’t hide a treat from a determined dog! (and one so well deserving)
    Such a wonderful traveling dog portrait. Very aristocratic looking

  19. Oh no! Not the vet.! At least you got a treat outta them. We get zip. Even after they have their way with us. Sounds like your health is good Easy. You don’t have to go back for a year. You are a tad dramatic….just like me! Us drama queens and kings must stick together.



  20. Mom has got a serious stubble problem 😀 Phewww, what a relief you’re not on a diet!

  21. Emmadog says:

    Katie and I don’t like going to the vet at all. Sometimes I flat out refuse to go and force mom to carry all of my 38 pounds from the car to the waiting room and then I sit on her lap and shake like a leaf while we wait for the torture.

  22. EEEK on your Mom’s hairy legs, your “spontaneous” urine sample, and the illegal immigrants in residence inside your silvermistygrey tummies! Actually that’s not a bad report at all my friend………at least you have THAT agony out of the way for a while!

    Hugs, Sammy

  23. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh I hate vet visits too, Easy! I think you were a really brave guy. I always leave a “deposit” in the waiting room too. If they’re gonna stick me with sharp thingies, I’m gonna leave them with some stinkies to clean up. Bwahaha!

  24. WOW, I’m glad you made it through OKAY!

  25. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, if you had such a terrible weather as we do for 3 days, you would weigh max. 33,2 kg, because the wind would blow away all of your furs – and your mom should not stay in the car 🙂

  26. Glad that is over with for you – Bailey is going later today. They will probably want to steal some blood cause of his old age. Mom will probably look just as hairy as your mom when it is all over BOL!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  27. Sam Ivy says:

    I love your perspective on the vet! And your Dante quote. You are a well-learned dog, I must say I am impressed. So glad you survived the torture and came out stronger for it. 🙂

  28. Reilly & Denny says:

    Good job on leaving a deposit with them on the wall 🙂

  29. Sounds like a successful trip. Last time I was there, the vet’s helper chased me around the yard and stole my pee-mail. They’re all weird there….

    Love and licks,

  30. stella rose says:

    Oh Easy what is it about Easter that makes our mothers take us to the Frankenvets I do not understand humans finking skills, I just wanted to let you know I is alive and breathing and no big red bumps at all….actually DaD said I was a angel….I left no pee for anyone though, and we nevers gets treats from the franvet so maybe we should start coming to yours…….I weighed 20 lbs….I weigh one more lb. than stella rose, she will rub it in my face cos she is crabby ….Margaret mae

  31. Jan K says:

    At least it’s all over with now, and that is the best part! Good job leaving your urine sample….did they forget to ask? Good thing you thought of it! BOL

  32. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Poor Easy! Its all over now and nap time with the blankie. Remember to be thankful that your mom and dad take such good care of you. Love Dolly

  33. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Your Dogtor’s Office is BEAUTIFUL…. fur a Torture Palace Place… THAT IS…
    Sorry that you were treated to this indignity… BUTT we are very much PROUD of you fur leaving the Dogtor with a NICE Pee Sample…

  34. susieandsidebite says:

    Thats a great place to leave a pee pee sample….make them work for it!! Barharhar

    The Mad Scots

  35. Pawsome job biting a hole in the pocket to get to the treats.

  36. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Glad you survived that trip to the dogtur. Hope the urine sample was appreciated BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  37. So glad you got out of there in one piece! That’s funny that you chewed a how in his shirt 🙂

  38. harrispen says:

    We both went to that torture chamber yesterday too. Your urine sample was a great final touch. BOL!

    Millie & Walter

  39. Goose says:

    Geeeez brother I like the way you give to urine sample. Much easier than how I have to give it. I am glad your home now.

  40. I think the next time I visit my doctor, and I have to wait 87 hours to be seen, I’ll leave him a quick urine sample as well. Great idea, Easy!

  41. Crikey Easy …… Your Mom is the one that needs help mate. Those leg hairs are out of control!! Is there a good groomer anywhere’s around?????? Glad it was just the Vet’s POCKET you chewed and that urine sample …… that was a great final touch, aye??

  42. Glad ya survived!

    P.S. Your momma needs a razor like yesterday.

  43. gpcox says:

    Good to know you made it!

  44. What a crappy day heading to the vets, I hope the weather is better for your Easter. Your mom’s hairy legs are funny, I cracked up! You look like you were a good boy getting your exam and we’re used to cleaning up pee mail. And you know I can fit two large crates in that little rollerskate of mine you should come over and buy one of our cars.

  45. Oh Easy, what a terrible day. Hailey has to go to the vet on Wednesday for her annual check up, I know she is not going to be happy. Our vet doesn’t put my two on the table, he actually sits on the floor with them!

  46. I don’t usually admit it, but I like my doctors. They love on me and have FREE TENNIS BALLS and treats when I leave. I guess you had to wait in the car because that girl dog would have been flirting and such with you. It’s a burden being handsome. ☺ Bentley

  47. KB says:

    I’m glad it wasn’t too bad, Easy. The treats are worth it, right? Our pups adore going to our vet… I think they’ve been brainwashed.

  48. you have the most interesting trips to the vet Easy. Hope you are A;OK and the ears are fine. Thankfully it is Spring and the urine sample did not freeze. Thank you for coming to my Belated 3rd Blogoversary party

  49. Oh no the dreaded vet. Our dogs like to go until they get there and then I think only Thunder doesn’t mind it…lol. Glad you checked out OK Easy.

  50. dogdaz says:

    Good thing they got you out of there when they did. You never know the terrible things they do in the back room of those places.

  51. DezizWorld says:

    So sowry yous had to go to da VET Easy. Weez not like goin’ eevew. Not know why yous had to stay in da caw tho’ weez just know those kitties wulda luvved ya’ as much as we do. And good job wiff da pee sample. We might have to twy dat next time.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  52. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew Easy that wass funny when you bit a hole inn the Vet’ss pockit!!! You showed him who’ss boss rite??
    Mee had thee dreaded Milbemax tablet too…mee not need it an mee felt all icky fur a few dayss….
    Mee finkss them illegallss should bee deeported fur yur own good 😉
    Glad you survived the Vet’ss; you REELLY are a brave doggie!
    **Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum

  53. saymber says:

    Link and Spot had some vet visits recently too – they feel your pain (literally) – Link is quite a drama king when it comes to shots an pain! Soon he is going to have “the surgery” male dogs aren’t fond of. May be he’ll be less onry and “humpy” 😛

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