Deeeeeear friends….

it’s raining and it is cold and uncomfy outside, so that’s the best time for a story, right? Right.

So lemme tell ya the story about a nameless woman…

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That woman hung around next to her beloved furfriend what accidentally  was a Weimaraner like moi… and that woman became hungry because she condemned herself and that Weimaraner to a die-t. How cruelty, huh… I mean the part of the Weimaraner..

The nameless woman discovered a small bag with roasted cashews and  greedy as that die-t women are, she ripped off that bag and grabbed a handfull of that cashews…

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UH OH! she furgot that her husband is a pitiful shopper and he bought JAPANESE cashews with wasabi and other fiery stuff..

Wow that was a firework in the mouth of that nameless woman… but sadly she was as daft as she was greedy and because all her dust buds went anyway to the bucket, she grabbed the next cashew… and the next… and so on…

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Suddenly she noticed that her paw  burnt like a darned hellfire and it looked red and swollen. That’s because she always licked on her fingers when she transported a cashew in her still narcotized pie hole and then she put the paw back  in that wasabi-bag… Come on nameless woman… efurrybuddy knows that you shouldn’t lick your paws and other parts of you or you will get a cone…

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And if you think, that nameless women would stop to throw that cashew in her mouth… you are wrong…

The nameless woman only stopped to lick on her paws and rubbed her fingers  on a tissue instead …

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…and as that bag was nearly empty something happened what medicine men call a photic reflex… she sneezed and got a runny trunk and super runny eyes from that hot nuts … and what’s closer than to grab the tissue near your hand and use it on your trunk while contaminating your headlights and your trunk  with that wasabi-stuff?

… and there we have it….a mom what looks like the vampire version of  Rudolph the Reindeer… bet the PT will ask for her last rabies shot when she enters his crib today…

That this humans still exists is like a miracle… somehow…

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Howlelujah….

Have a good mo(a)nday all ….

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

61 responses »

  1. Oh dear. A contender for the Darwin Awards, methinks?
    Still holding on to that image of the nameless woman wearing a cone…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  2. Never seen a reaction to wasabi like that before! Poor nameless woman.

  3. Fozziemum says:

    Boy that is a pretty bad reaction that the nameless yet mum person woman has had Easy..bt the real crime here is dad’s poor shopping skills..yikes…he needs to be stopped pronto hahahahah 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  4. Oh we feel bad for that nameless woman too, Easy. Wasabi is like eating fire. YIKES with the skin reaction too – I’d say chances are her mouth is as RED as her fingers are from that stuff so hopefully she doesn’t scare the PT person when she shows up for her treatments today – EEEEK! I’m glad you were smart enough not to want to give her fingers a “kiss” with that Wasabi stuff on them – ouch.

    Hugs, Sammy

  5. Coffee, cashews and love should all be served ‘HOT-HOT-HOT.’

  6. *gulp* Some things just have a way of starting out good, then getting bad, then getting worse. And worse and worse and WORSE! Yikes! Your poor vampire…. I mean mom…

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  7. Serves her right for imposing a diet on others:)

  8. fredrieka says:

    that woman is NUTS!!!! You Easy are a shameless flirt the way you lay there showing off your Wasabi’s woof I am here drooling.

  9. DailyMusings says:

    oh no no- those fingers are so red, and I would fear to see her eyes. But I do understand the temptation for a cashew, and the bottomless pit we have to keep eating. 😀

  10. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ouch. Those are some crazy nuts. . The nameless woman had to be nuts also to keep eating them. I hope her exit hole is ok. Coming in that hot can’t be fun coming out. … 😉

  11. Anonymous says:

    Howdy Easy. Ouch that looks painful. We hope all is better soon and there is no more diets. Thank dawg YOU didn’t eat any and lick your, well, you know what hehe. No worries and love Stella and Rory

  12. Emmadog says:

    Oh, that wasabi stuff can be nasty! Yikes!

  13. Angel Pip & Ruby says:

    Bawhahahahahhahahahha! Oh that made me chuckle. Now, I do hope the woman is OK and feeling better …however, this sounds like my assistant who has been known to eat whole bags of cashews so fast she doesn’t even taste them. Perhaps, I should switch them out for some wasabi cashews and see what happens.

  14. Goose says:

    It is a miracle indeed brother. I sure hope nameless woman is OK. Thank goodness my MOM does not like hot stuff at all. Hope you don’t like those hot paws of the nameless woman. Stay clear.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  15. Oh my that is done reaction. I feel your moms pain, once I was cutting up habanaros and didn’t wear gloves and then rubbed my upper lip and I nearly died it was aweful. Hope your pt goes good today.

  16. OMD that is one nasty reaction. No more Wasabi for mum we fear. Hope she is better today. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  17. cecilia07 says:

    EASY YOUR MUM’S PAWS ARE RED…WE LIKE RED BUT NOT ON FINGERS.
    I BET IT SHE HAS TROUBLE WIPING HER RUNNY TRUNK TOO.
    ALL THIS BEING SAID WE MUST ADMIT THAT WE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS STORY
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

  18. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, early senior moments happen to hoomans. I had pickled goose breast for dinner two days ago and ate some dark chocolate with orange flavour, too as a dessert. Yesterday morning my neck looked and felt as heavily sunburnt. What did I do? I had the same dinner yesterday again. The result: my lips look like… I rather don’t try to give a perfect description. And my neck got worse, of course.

  19. Will and Eko says:

    So is her first name “Nameless” and last name “Woman?” I’m trying to picture the driver’s license.

  20. Princess Leah says:

    Oh Mom, they’s some very sore paws yous got there! Talk about nut allergies!!!!!!!(or is that diet allergies?)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  21. Brian Frum says:

    Dang, that really was a nutty reaction!

  22. BOL! Does that nameless woman not know to NOT lick her paws which are covered in HOT wasabi?!? I mean, honestly. That wasabi can make things burst with its heat. I am surprised the nameless woman, after eating such a quantity, is still intact!
    Oz

  23. PigLove says:

    Oh snorts! Your poor mom – how awful. What a reaction to that stuff. Give her a hog and snout kiss for me to get better. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Writing down ingredients of hell to pass on to my mom for daddy. Snorts and rolls with laughter

  24. Oh dear. Hope she didn’t pet you with that hand. (Hope the nameless woman feels — and looks — better now.)
    –Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

  25. OMGosh! Your Mom’s… er, nameless woman’s poor fingers! And eyes, and nose! Wasabi is nothing to mess with! The nameless woman’s gums aren’t burning like hell fire too? I once ate The Mama’s (CH’s Mom) heated up mixed nuts that she fires up for Christmas with red pepper and my gums were blazing so bad I whimpered a bit!

  26. Kismet says:

    Humans have this myth that they all believe that says that they are all exceptional, indispensable, and uber-intelligent.

  27. BOL! Your momma cracks me up, Easy. It’s not nice of you to tell on her with all her problems — but I’m glad you do!!

    (PeeS: Momma says thanks for the offer of Weim hugs. She’ll take you up on that!)

  28. catfromhell says:

    Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Snort Gffah! Yous did it again!!!! Mes going to has to creates a award just for making coffee comes out my Mommy’s nose when she laughs!!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  29. Oh my gosh; and here I thought I was the only one who touches their face when something hot/burny had left its invisible evilness on their fingers. O-u-c-h. Have never seen a reaction on the fingers though, that must have been some hoot-n-holler hot wasabi! Sometimes milk will calm the skin down (but don’t get it inside your eyes!). Hope the ‘nameless woman’ feels better soon. ❤

  30. Ouch….the Nameless Woman must have really been hurting! Her paw looks VERY painful.

    The Florida Furkids

  31. Layla says:

    Call us crazy but we love wasabi nuts but only a tiny amount not a whole bag. I hope the NM has soothing aloe or lavender for the pink paws.

  32. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD Easy….. that Nameless/Shameless woman has a Red Trunk and Eyes and Fingers and a Fiery TONGUE all from the WASABI Nuts… OMD do NOT try Tasting any of those… THEY are a FIRE in the Making…. and we are wondering what TOMORROW may bring…

  33. That must have been some hot stuf!!! Thanks goodness our mom does not like hot stuff – Dad does though
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  34. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD..sounds like your Mama had a Monday Moanday for sure!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  35. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, that poor peep must feel like fire and flames! OMD that stuff is outrageously hot and I bet the fingers and tongue are still burning. Yikes. Well, with a burned up tongue it will make it easier to diet and not eat.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  36. Sounds like me and pineapple haha! If I eat too much, my tongue starts to get itchy but it’s sooo good and I love it! One day at work, we had one of those fruit bouquets with some pineapple and I talked about my itchy tongue. My vet told me I was allergic to it and not to eat it anymore lol. Thank you dr. vet for the diagnosis!

  37. susieandsidebite says:

    Well…..she should have know better….hope she did rub it on that Weimarner pup and ruin his day also!

    The Mad Scots

  38. Jan K says:

    Oh dear…we avoid those hot things around here, for now obvious reasons. We wonder who this poor nameless woman is though? We’re stumped…..who would have such a thing happen to them??? 🙂

  39. What a storyteller you are Easy. That woman…whoever she be….is a strange one….she is on fire and when the burning goes away she will still be hungry. My goodness…lucky its not your mom eh?

    (((Shoko)))

  40. harrispen says:

    That poor nameless woman. We do not recommend giving her any kisses though so you don’t get any of that Wasabi stuff on you.

    Millie & Walter

  41. The OP Pack says:

    Poor Nameless Woman – hope those paws get better – they look very sore. Hope you didn’t nibble on any of that wasabi, Easy:)

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  42. Yikes, dat are a bad reackshun for sures!

  43. Hari OM
    ….and yowzers. Someone who has that kinda calamity oughta have a name.

    Jane. That’ll do…. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  44. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Easy those fingers look bad. We mean weally bad. Dat’s pawful. Mommy luvs her sum cashews, but not fink she be llikin’ da wasabi stuffs what evew dat is.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  45. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Poor momma that looks so painful
    Lily & Edward

  46. dogdaz says:

    I don’t know how you tolerate being around those silly humans, Easy. They sound dangerous to themselves. Hope the nameless woman feels better.

  47. LOL! Sending tea and sympathy to the nameless woman. 😀

  48. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Your poor mother! I know how hard it is to be so hungry you’ll eat anything! Mom rubs smelly BenGay on her sore spots then scratches her eye not good. Love Dolly

  49. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you Easy thiss iss sum storey an mee an LadyMum have a susspishun wee KNOW who thee nameless woman iss 😉
    Wee hopess shee takess sum Beeny…Benny…”What iss that meddycayshun LadyMum?”
    “BENADRYL Siddhartha…”
    “Yeah THAT meddycayshun!!”
    Sorry Easy where was mee? Oh yess yur Mu…er nameless woman should take Benadryl an get herself checked out…
    And nevurr buy What’ss-uppy Cashewss efurr again 😉
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xxxxx

  50. Oh my. Eating at your house is an adventure!

  51. Clowie says:

    Oh dear! Has this nameless woman recovered?

  52. Too much of a good thing! Naked cashews from now on – none of that jet set nutty stuff. (Hope system has been soothed by now)

  53. rottwlrmom says:

    A Weimerainer’s work is never done!

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