I’ve watched some tv with my momma on weekend….

Furst there was a guy who said he is a dogwhisperer… bawhawhahaha… well ok, thoughts are free and the tv channels we watch too, right?


Butt this time there were 3 Weimaraners included, so I gave it a try..


…that’s Lex who bit his staff more than 20 times (that’s what they said).

The dog-whatever promised help and there was that meet&greet in front of the dishwasher with Lex, where he showed the Weimaraner who is boss…


… with zapping him one… whap!


Lex yelped and I immediately stopped to eat my blanket and disappeared in my bed-cave…


I decided to stay there till my mom hopped to another channel..


Then we learnt that squids have feelings and that they are very intelligent animals…and they have 6 and love each other..


waaah come on mom, I’m only 5! No more squid porn please…


My momma got leaky eyes and the Calamari alla Romana for lunchΒ  were replaced with lentil soup… probably inspired by all that water…


Oh mom… that’s a little overdone… you are such a whimp… what next?

Well at next my mom used the remote, because it nearly broke her heart that she bought that squid rings, what are made from intelligent animals, who love each other and who have… you know….


…and while watching a guy with a bread&dripping hairstyle named Gildo And The Orthopedic Socks we actually were fed up…


Maybe it’s better to avoid to “info channel” for a while … that was a little too much information for a small 5 year old Weimaraner pup…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Fozziemum says:

    Oh I hope that the weim bit the whisperer…right in his shicker!! makes me want to hide under my blankie too Easy…and yes I have seen these amazing smart octopus..as they figure out how to get out of one tank and into another…but the 6 well that part I missed…poor mum will be limited to water and bread..but that is why we love your mum..she is a gentle soul..so give her a paw pat :0 loves Fozziemum xxx

    • my dad said that cesar guy would land in that dish washer the next minute after he zapped me one… I’m always afraid that so much people think they can fix problems within 20 minutes, like they saw it in TV :o(
      I will give her that paw pat… and I hope she gives me the quid rings :o)

      • Fozziemum says:

        I agree with Dad Easy….we trusted a trainer with Forrest and it made him worse…urghhhh so I say zap yourself trainers..and yes like the DIY shows..fix the whole house in one episode..let’s not even got there hey πŸ˜‰ …and yes I bet you get squids tonight πŸ˜‰ xxxx

  2. OMD Easy are you sure mum wasn’t watching the horror channel???? Oh no lucky no calamari here otherwise we probably couldn’t eat them either. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Princess Leah says:

    Dog Whisperer, ha…..that’d be no good for me, even when the peeps SHOUT I still don’t listen. Imagine that, whispering in the hopes a dog will obey you, pah!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. No dog whisperer ever uses electric shock treatment – that’s for the charlatans.

  5. bichonpawz says:

    Maybe you should try watching Reality TV Shows instead…less scary and traumatic! xo Chloe and LadyBug

  6. HaHa! Far too much information for a convalescing Mom and a 5 year old. You need an uplifting show!

  7. Mom and I watched a lot of cooking shows on the weekend. That gave her ideas to make some foods and share a tiny bit with me. Now THAT’S what I call TV. Plus we learned that I will not eat a fresh pea or a square of red bell pepper.

    Love and licks,

  8. Easy I think you need to take the remote from your Mom! She’s finding upsetting things on the tube to watch like that poor weim who got zapped (ouch) and the crawling calamari (that stuff is yummy my Mom says), and that strange guy with the hair falling off the back of his head. Sometimes it’s better just to get under your blankie and sleep – know what I mean? Are you ready for Teaser time??? Tee Hee

    Hugs, Sammy

  9. DailyMusings says:

    I’m with you Easy, no info channel for me. Zappers and Octopi- I’ll stick with the Real Housewives- now that’s entertainment! πŸ˜€

  10. Angel Pip and Ruby says:

    I’m laughing about the comment about the Real Housewives Our mom watches those and they are even scarier than then the GIANT SQUID!

  11. Sounds like a traumatic day! I think I’ll stick to books.


  12. You best stay under your blankie, I don’t care for the dog whisper either.

  13. Goose says:

    That sounds like a very scary thing to watch and even more scary to endure. Zapping a Wiem, or any animal is wrong. Years ago when MOM had to find a place for me to stay while she was at work I almost experienced this zap thing. We visited Miss Vickie’s and then Miss Vickie said there is a place up the street that MOM should look at to make sure we choose the right place. So MOM dropped me off for 1 hour there, when she picked me up the people there said if I wanted to stay there I would have to wear a shock collar! All because I barked. Hey I missed my MOM. MOM and I NEVER went back there and we choose Miss Vickie and Bert and never looked back. Sure I barked at Miss Vickie’s, butt she loved me through my missing my MOM. The only time I bark there now is when MOM drops me off (I’m greeting all my friends there) and I bark when I see my MOM drive up to pick me up. I say stay under the covers brother and snuggle with your mom and dad.

    • Bro we are a super verbal breed, that’s no reason to wear a shock collar or to get a slap in the face from a stranger. I’m glad you leave this place with mach 2, that’s not a good place for dogs… educations via pains are awful…

  14. I can’t watch TV anymore… I am such a wimp. All those animal shows make me sad. I do watch the one with cute kittens though… πŸ™‚ Who knew about squid and 6 but yeah I guess there would be some 6!!! Like Genevieve and Cupcake I watch the cooking shows.. nothing too sad or shocking there.

  15. LOL I know a couple of brown dawgs that got zapped during our training Saturday and they were none the worse for wear. πŸ™‚ Then the vet on Sunday for a check up and shots…they have a terrible life!

  16. Brian Frum says:

    That squid sure is kind of creepy Easy!

  17. fredrieka says:

    what he hit the doggie? Momwithoutpaws never hits but she gets her point across. I think that whisperer dude needs a shock collar. Every time he hits, he gets shocked.. woof

  18. Shoulda zapped those naughty squids instead. Is there no decency at the bottom of the ocean?

  19. Watch the cooking shows EASY…much more fun.

  20. cecilia07 says:

    Morning Easy!!
    I watched a little TV with mom last night. NATGEOWILD channel.
    Unlikely animal friends. Who knew a cat and an Asian bear could be best buds
    or a cat in France and a barn Owl…surely not me
    Happy day good buddy
    hugs madi your bfff

  21. Yeah Easy, TV is often like that. I frequently say “well now there’s an hour I’ll never get back.” Sign. But remember, it’s important to spend time with your fur-mom and she may need loads of help while she’s recovering. ❀

  22. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Those are some crazy animals! Glad they were on a screen and not in your living room!

  23. Kismet says:

    Gildo And The Orthopedic Socks is my favorite band too.

  24. Emmadog says:

    Mom and I know that last guy from Germany. He is a real weirdo! Better to stick to live tv out your windows instead.

  25. Will and Eko says:

    I totally thought that first guy on TV was you. Hope you’re at least getting some royalties.

  26. PigLove says:

    Snorts – humans are weird with their feelings. That’s why I love to watch the Investigative Discovery channel. I’ve learned how to kill peeps six thousand different ways and how not to get caught. I’m so glad these hooves don’t have fingerprints – snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

    • bro… that’s an argument… you are the guy for the perfect crime… I’ve never heard about databases for hooves… pawesome… naaah wait… hoof-some :o)

      • PigLove says:

        or doggy paws… think about brother. Perfect Crime. What good nappers we could be – what a team! XOXO – Bacon

      • and we would look much better on our mug shots than that Pawris girl, that’s for sure… we could ask for some copies to give autographs :o)

      • PigLove says:

        Winner – winner! We just have to be careful with slobber. Did you know they can tell from pet slobber DNA what kind of pet? That’s scary. So we must wear decorative looking cool masks. oohh squeals. This will be fun. XOXO – Bacon

      • it’s not only the slobber bro… they had a weird court case here and found out who was that mine layer…scary huh?

      • PigLove says:

        oh snorts – WOW – didn’t think about that. We gotta be real careful then brother. REAL CAREFUL. Suits – body suits that cover everything. I’ll dress like that Kermit guy. Evil snorts. No one will pick up that he’s snorting. XOXO – Bacon

  27. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Poor Easy, we understand mom can’t watch the Animal Planet at all! Love Dolly

  28. That’s a lot of weird TV you have. Better to be chewing up a shoe or running around outside, I say. I hope you ate lots of smart calamari. BOL

  29. catfromhell says:

    Well Easy, at least your humans does not subject you to a TV show that has the same name as yous and after watching it – tries to makes yous a better cat!!! (excuse my rant) Easy, purrhaps wes should runs away together, or hides our humans remotes……

  30. stella rose says:

    That was so BAD of that whisperer to do that Easy he has to be a fake cos no one who really can listen to us animals would know we do not like pain, only love…..our mom also gets very emotional over commericals and animal planet….sometimes she does watch house mess hoarders cos it makes her feel better about the level of dust in our home. Our mom has always said if hers would ever win the lottery she would spend it on her kids, and animals….our dad just looks at her cos you will notice she did not say DAD.
    stella rose

    • I so agree and the worst is that we can do nothing when they show such things to people… if we win we would protect our furfriends to with that money… and the ones who had to feel pain would be the peeps who treat animals badly…. sorry no new SUV for my dad :o)

  31. Frankie and Ernie says:

    SOMETIMES the brain can only take SO much INFO. RIGHT?????

  32. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Sometimes it’s better to be in the dark about such things!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  33. We’re pretty sure all the furries should control the remotes…..that would make for much better TV watching.

    The Florida Furkids

  34. speedyrabbit says:

    yep stick to the fun stuff my friend,xx Speedy

  35. Info channel? We don’t like that channel and try everything to get mom to avoid it and watch fluffy shows. She gets so dramatic if an animal gets hurt…throwing her hands around and yelling. “Get away from him, you brute!” It’s very loud in here but if she watches some funny show….she never laughs and all is quiet again.


    • same here… she cursed and spat at the dog-guy :o) and if we watch better shows like Real Housewives then my dad makes scary noises…. it’s not easy to find the purrfect entertainment for all :o)

      • It’s true…to find one show that both like is pretty hard. Dad likes the news….mom doesn’t like the news and says she would rather be ignorant than watch when the reporter tells us who died….mom feels bad for the family that is left behind…sad and alone. Actually, dad prefers she doesn’t watch the news….dad gets to feeling sad too. They used to watch Stargate together but that was cancelled after 20 years. They don’t seem to like the same shows now. Go figure.

  36. YAM says:

    Hari Om
    Whoa!… waaay too much of the tubularations there…stick to lentil soups and the world will right itself. Blanket caving helps too. For a while. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  37. That guy can’t be much of a whisperer if he had to shock that doggy.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  38. susieandsidebite says:

    Thats what happens to kids also…TV overload…gho find something to dig up Easy….or drag Mom through the bushes!

    The mad Scots

  39. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    Oh, my goodness yes, sweet Easy what was your mom thinking to expose you to so information when you are only 5 years old? We would not ever want to go see that dog whisperer and you did good getting away from that whopping man sweet Easy. Hugs and nose kisses

  40. BOL, 500 channels and nuffin good on.

  41. harrispen says:

    Sometimes even with 500 channels to watch you can’t find anything good.

    Millie & Walter

  42. The OP Pack says:

    Wait till we tell MOm about the squid and all that 6 stuff – she and Dad both LOVE calamari!!! Now she will have to feel really bad too.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  43. raisingdaisy says:

    My mom says that sometimes the only good TV is no TV…I guess that must be right, considering what shows you got stuck with! πŸ™‚

  44. yep Easy, too much TV can be a bad thing! BOL!

  45. Crikey …… if anyone zapped me Mum’d bite ’em. I’d run and hide under the covers with you, Easy. That bloke’s no dog whisperer.

  46. dorysbackyard says:

    Crazy peoples…..Stick with dog food commercials Easy…the best TV ever!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  47. Clowie says:

    That dog whisperer sounds nasty! I’m surprised you didn’t have nightmares, Easy!

  48. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Easy dat dog guy”s shuldn’t hav whacky pawed poor Lex. Dat’s just not wight, not wight at all. Sowry yous got infurmation ovewload and dat yous mommy felt bad ’bout hers squid wing. Hope yous haviin’ a pawsum week.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  49. I think its best to hide under the covers too!

  50. Shiva & Jaya says:

    We has PM movie theatre where we gets to sees all kinds of movies and TV series!

    Your Purrime Ministerettes

  51. Hawk aka BrownDog says:

    Hi Y’all!

    I’m with you. Hiding is the best policy!

    Y’all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  52. Nylabluesmum says:

    Doggie whisspurrer inndeed pppfffftttt mee sayss to that!!! Mew mew mew ….
    An yess them Octopuss’ss are smart an amurruss too…
    That other Hu’man looss purrty scarey…what kind of TeeVee do you has there?? No Downton Abbey? No Porpurrty Brotherss? No CSI: New Ohleenss???
    You porr deeprived doggie…come on over an vizit an mee show you sum GOOD TeeVee ok Easy???
    ***nose bonkss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  53. WalkToRio says:

    Wow, it’s been ages since I last came here.
    Love the new layout.
    I love octopus the Galician way.

  54. kolytyi says:

    Dog whisperer – ridiculous! A doggy with strong and sharp teeth should give him understand clearly and expressly (probably with some calligraphic marks in his bum) that he must not touch a dog till he had won the respect and LOVE of a dog first!!!!

    • it’s sad that they show such things in tv… there are a lot of people who think , they found a way to “train” their dog…and it’s a miracle that they say the dog is aggressive and then a stranger can attack him…. who knows what they did with this dog behind the curtain…scary…

  55. Jan K says:

    It just goes to show you don’t really have to be smart to be on TV. Sometimes we have to just keep changing the channel, or just shut the darn thing off!

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