HELL…O,

look what I’ve got today:

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an invitation, ha! Is it from CRUFTS? Maybe the judge changed her mind? Or they misread the  D-EVIL  for  divine on my valuation and I can pack my suitcase for Birmingham?

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…uuuuuuh dream on momma… that’s an invitation to a pawty…

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…at the vets…and I’m invited…

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Howly Sh*t, that’s IMPAWTINENT… to call it “invitation”…..imagine, you are invited to a pawty where they ram needles in your skin!

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And where they put a thingy in your backdoor and poke around there like coalminers to read your minds!

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And where you have to bring your own booze! They want a glass of PEER from efurry guest!

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And where they remove the complete farm I have in my ears… including  the spinach!

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And at the end they want your best: YOUR recycled food BLOOD!

Butt the biggest hoggishness is, that my staff pays for all the torture… face that…. not even the Meowrquis de Sade claimed money for this kind of pawties…

That world must be out of joint….

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Butt I show them what I think about that “invitation”…

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… I will eat it, so it is like it never was there…and you can’t go to a pawty without the invitation, right? RIGHT.

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BWWWAAAAH…. that’s disgusting…. like kibble lite…

Pfffuarrrks!

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Well… so …there you have it!

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You can send it back to the vet, delivery refused…

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE THURSDAY ALL

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

61 responses »

  1. Princess Leah says:

    Nice try Mr Vetman, butt Easy saw through your evil plan!
    Great work Easy, that told them!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Easy I have this feeling that your Mom and Dad won’t mind not having that invitation you ripped up into roughage and will take you to that “PARTY” anyway! It’s impawtant that you get that torture treatment once a year no matter what…..get your annual inspection from top to bottom, inside and outside, front AND rear (oops) included!

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. You sure showed them. I doubt it will get you a pass from that party though. 🙂

  4. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Awe Easy. Life for you certainly is not! If you must go to the party, be sure to be the one everyone talks about by being the flamboyant Easy I know you can be. 😉 Don’t take those butt miners sitting down…

  5. Carol says:

    That sounds like a terrible party. No reframing can make that sound like fun!

  6. Emmadog says:

    I really love the people at my vet office, but I’m scared to death of the place. I don’t understand why such nice people poke and prod us dogs and our parents let them do it. So very wrong!

  7. You can run, but you can’t hide. Good luck! 😢

    janet

  8. grannyK says:

    So adorable and funny!

  9. That is the worst invitation we have ever seen. We get “reminders” from our vet. So glad you sent it back!

  10. Yep that doesn’t sound like much of a party to me but I think it is a thing you must do to make sure all things are working and fine with you Easy. You did a most excellent job on the invite I say though.

  11. Goose says:

    Bawhahahhaha that made me and MOM laugh so hard. Not that you got an invitation to the dreaded “party” butt that you made the invitation disappear. hehehhe You are a genius brother.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  12. cecilia07 says:

    OH Nos Easy why is is when you want the mailman to lose a piece of mail he doesn’t and when you are eager for mail it arrives early? That is the kind of invite I don’t like and on top of everything they always as Madi has a Senior Cat Check up!? REALLY insult to injury for sure.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  13. Perfect post today for glory as she is with me at work for her annual pokes. She wanted her incantation to be lost in the mail too.

  14. Easy I didn’t know you understood French. Good job tearing that thing up. It certainly wasn’t for a fun party. Let your staff go instead and see how they like the thingy up their butt.

  15. Dirty rotten scoundrels 😉

  16. PigLove says:

    Wait a minute brother… taking notes for future ‘invites’ here at the Hotel Thompson. I love the way you handled that. Bravo – Bravo. I mean at least if they are going to violate your captain’s quarters they can buy you a drink first. Sheesh – vultures. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Heads up – Paw Time with Houdini is going to mention you Friday. Houdini wanted me to tell you that 🙂

  17. Oh the cheek of it. Right to rip it up Easy. Methinks my peeps got one of those reminder thingies in her email. I must take a look and delete it. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  18. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, you look so unbelievably-splendidly smart in these pics!!! Unfortunately, however, people have an about 100 units lower IQ than Weimaraners. Thus, they might not be able to handle cognitive dissonance really effectively and they might make a very dull face when they get the invitation back with a message that delivery refused AND you claim that you never received it (after having made it disappear in your seven stomachs) at the same time!

  19. Two French Bulldogs says:

    We would not trust no pawrty there!
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

  20. raisingdaisy says:

    If I was bigger, I’d grab my invitation off the table and give it the same response you did! It’s the worst invitation in the world. Good job, Easy!

  21. YAM says:

    Hari OM
    Oh dear… if only it were that…Easy…. I am suspecting Mum’s already organised the RSVP…. keep us posted eh? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  22. That’s an invitation you DON’T want to receive!

  23. Oh Easy, you never fail to deliver to smiles. Don’t think of it as bodily fluid withdrawals, think of it as a treat delivery system for when it’s all done and they pronounce you quite perfect. I’m sure the vet will give you an ear scratch and a snack for being a good boy. Happy Fursday! 🙂

  24. Oh brother…..they try to dupe you into going to the VET with a cute invitation? That is SOOOOOO wrong 😦

    The Florida Furkids

  25. stella rose says:

    OH Easy our Frankenvet often sends out those little invites for this and that, and we throw them in the trash before mom gets home and sees them…we think the Frankenvet now thinks our mom is rather neglectful of us bahhahahahaha…….have a great Thursday….stella rose

  26. Reilly & Denny says:

    of coarse your best revenge would be to return a sample of that invitation in your poop 🙂

  27. Novroz says:

    Hahaha….nicely done Easy!!! Hope you can get away from that cover up party

  28. Will and Eko says:

    Not quite crufts, but you will be the star of the show at least.

  29. NO! That is the party from hell. Don’t get sucked in, E. You are smart to chomp that disgusting so-called “invitation.” All that’s missing from that party is the dancing flames and the guy with the pitchfork!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  30. saymber says:

    I understand Easy. Our boy Link would do the same thing after his latest vet visit!

  31. Frankie and Ernie says:

    WE think that your response to the INSANE INVITATION was PAWfect…

  32. OMG Easy you summed it up perfectly!! I get those same “invitations” and mine come in email also! I think you should bring that ripped and chewed “invitation” to the Vet and show them what you think of it! Better yet….DON’T RSVP!!! BOL!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  33. Not much of a pawtay. I think they got the invites mixed up. You were supposed to get the invite to strut your stuff in the ring!

    Wyatt

  34. I think I’ve been to a few pawtys like that before that weren’t at the vet’s. Wild times…

  35. Kismet says:

    If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em.

  36. catfromhell says:

    Mes LOVES how yous has describe your pawty at the vet! mes rolling around and yous made coffee comes out my nose!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  37. dorysbackyard says:

    There are rumors around our hood about Dory having to visit that evil V-E-T for her poking and prodding tomorrow…..We hope you can escape the torture Easy!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  38. Jan K says:

    Good thinking on destroying that lousy party invitation, Easy! Our Momz has one of those tacked to her bulletin board….out of our reach! We’re screwed!
    Woofs from the crew at Wag ‘n Woof Pets

  39. Brian Frum says:

    I do like the way your RSVP Easy!!!

  40. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Nice try Easy! At least they haven’t had your “package” removed, but maybe should? Love Dolly

  41. speedyrabbit says:

    Some how I don’t think you will be missing that appointment Easy,xx SPeedy

  42. The reality is that your staff already saw the invitation. So what you need to do is send a second one saying it was cancelled!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  43. fredrieka says:

    Good idea Easy, wish it was that simple, Durn it is not!

  44. Mental Mama says:

    If it makes you feel any better, Evie Cat has to go to the vet tomorrow for her Senior Check and to have her thyroid levels checked again.

  45. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew Easy can you emagine?? Sendin n Invitation to yur yeerlee appoinmint like it is a pawty?? Thee NERVE! You did thee rite fing Easy! So there stabby Vet’ss…
    Easy has deeclined yur stew-pid invitation….
    ***nose bonkss*** Siddhartha Henry an a (laffin) LadyMum xxxx

  46. If it makes you feel any better Easy, I am going to a pawty like that tonight. Mom says it is my last puppy shot, then I don’t go back till the Big Operation in a few months , whatever that means
    hugs
    Mabel

  47. oh how sneaky luring you to party with dr.jabbyneedles!

  48. THAT’S DISGUSTING! I’d not go to that pawty. I’m with you on this.

  49. The OP Pack says:

    Horrors, Easy!!! Don’t they at least give you reward treats for all that torture you endure?

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  50. susieandsidebite says:

    Really…and invitation to work you over….you think they could come to you house so you could be comfy and give you treat to give them all that blood and such!

    The Mad Scots

  51. An invitation is a bit of a stretch even for V-E-T! You may have a case of false representation for Ernie!!

  52. Dat sounds like da kinda pawty I’d skip.

  53. harrispen says:

    That is the worst invitation to get.

    Millie & Walter

  54. Ranger says:

    High Paws! You told dem.
    Wags,
    Ranger

  55. OMD!!!!!! RETURN TO SENDER FURSURE EASY!!!!!!!
    Holy smoke farts! You don’t wanna gets that kind of invitation!!! I knows! They stick things where the sun don’t shine and gets all mad when you farts on them!
    Wells, you told them!!! Pffffffft!!!!
    Nice work EAsy…
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  56. Angel Pip & Ruby says:

    Nice work on that so-called invitation! Tell them to shove it where the sun don’t shine!

  57. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Dat’s just ballsy of ’em Esy to send an “invitation”. We fink we wulda wefused dat delivery as well. MOL Good luck gettin’ outta goin.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  58. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i had no ideea the v in rsvp stood for vet!!! i wil never respond to wun agin!!! ok bye

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