Hell-o,

once, someone, who  better should  stay anonymous, said:

The Weimaraner is the dog with the human brain.

Thanks for that  anonymous, you put an evil  spell with that saying on all silvermistygrey and blue Weisenheimers….

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I’ve got a ball from Santa. It’s such a thingy what you can fill with little treats and while you roll it around it spits a treat on the floor from time to time. It also makes different pesky  noises, what are a reason to call the ghostbusters… isn’t that scary that someone makes money with inventing such a crap? Butt anyway…

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I don’t like to work for my food, I’m an aristocrat and hey, I’m the dog with the human brain…

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… and that means I’m not the brightest candle of the birthday cake, like all humans, because I tried to kill that darned ball thingy to get my treats…

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foolishly the ball slipped away and as I tried to get that shi**y beast, I jumped in my waterbowl… WHAT THE F…rench toast…

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… and because the bedroom was flooded immediately, my dad was very busy…

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with cleaning up … while he cursed like a drunken sailor…

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Butt … hey honestly, I have no clue how it is pawsible to make such a mess with such a little water… think that has something to do with MATH, right? I can’t do math…

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… that means I’m not only the dog with the human brain, I’m the dog with a humanoid girls brain…. HOWLY SCRAMBOWLY….the double punishment…

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

PUPDATE:

Mom is still in ARRRRROOOO-mode, but she counts the days till friday when she has her dogtors appointment.

Dad is exhausted and he counts the days till the insurance pays, he can’t work because HOUSE-DAD is a fulltime job, who’da thunk it, huh?

I count my humanoid brain cells… one…two…aaand… well, let’s say a half…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

57 responses »

  1. Princess Leah says:

    I’ve done that jump in the water bowl thingy, its a great trick to keep the peeps occupied for a while isn’t it?
    Lots of loves and hugs from us, hope Mom’s feeling better and less painful very soon
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Poor old Dad, enough already Easy 😉

  3. DailyMusings says:

    Those bowls are filled with gallons of water, and when overturned the water finds places to go where it will never be found. Poor dad, being the house dad is a full time job for sure and hard work. 🙂

  4. Poor Dad – having to “swab the deck” like a sailor because you “tipped the bucket” ! Well, at least THAT part of the floor is nice and clean right????? I think you were doing your Dad a favor – trying to assist in housecleaning activities. Hope your Mom’s hell-bow is better after the staple remover does its’ thing and she gets a REAL cast (just don’t try to eat it – OK?).

    Hugs, Sammy

  5. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    I hope Mom’s hellbow gets better soon! Dad doesn’t look like he’ll make it doing mom’s chores much longer.
    Dog bowls, like the Tartis (Dr. Who) are bigger on the inside!

  6. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL Easy
    I DON’T WORK FOR MY FOOD EITHER, PERIOD, EXCLAMATION POINT!
    OBVIOUSLY THAT TREAT TOY WAS INVENTED BY ALIEN.
    AS THE SAYING GOES WATER WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

  7. Easy you were just helping dad with the house cleaning. Your such a great helper. I hope you get your treats out so you don’t starve, thanks for the mom update I hope the pain is no more.

  8. So ungrateful peeps are. I mean you wash the floor for them and they just get annoyed. Hope mum’s hellblow is better. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. Jamison is always spilling our water and Mom gets so mad at him!!!

  10. Goose says:

    It’s just a bit of water. Things needed to be washed anyway, right? So you were helping. I know what you mean about the treat ball thing. I have a few of them, all different styles. I am way to smart for them. I figure out how to get all the treats out at once. There is no way they can make a treat ball smarter than us brother. No way.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  11. raisingdaisy says:

    When I was little I used to step one paw into my water bowl when I drank. (Thank goodness I didn’t have a tattletale bloggie then!) My mommy used weird words when she’d clean it up too. I think I was just helping her mop the floors with my uber-fluffy feet. I’m on your side, buddy, I think we’re both just helping to keep our bowl areas clean. 🙂

  12. Mental Mama says:

    Sounds like it’s going to be quite the Monday at your crib. 🙂 Here’s my human girl tip for doing math – use all of your paws, that’ll get you to 20 at least.

  13. saymber says:

    Hugs to you Easy, Mom and Dad. As I write, our Link is laying beside me We’ve had a busy couple of days trying to adjust to a new home and new rules! Spot and the kitties are slowly accepting the boy. I am cherishing each moment! As you know, he won’t stay this little for long!

  14. PigLove says:

    Snorts – I’ve ‘bumped’ the bowl a time or half a dozen brother. It’s what we do. What can I say right? I say we send our parents to be somewhere together while they heal. Then we can take over the world! XOXO – Bacon

  15. Kismet says:

    Mr. Anonymous hates you so much that he calls you stupid.

  16. We think your math is excellent!
    we had a ball that looked like that once and we killed it.

  17. I agree…who thinks these things up and how much do they get paid!

  18. Water bowls are such foolish things. Source of constant floods in the kitchen It would be a whole lot easier here if staff would just put the outdoor water tub in the kitchen. The German always has to stick her foot in to test the water and splashes the area. She would just put her front feet in and drink if the big water tub was indoors…but Molly would have to learn not to sit in it.
    Paw waves to your Mom!!! Glad you are there to give your Dad help with the house.

  19. I want a ball that throws out treats
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

  20. Poor Mom, Poor Dad, poor YOU!!!!!! Praying things improve soon!!! xoxo

  21. Will and Eko says:

    Easy is a funny name for a difficult dog!

  22. Obviously your staff is a total mess without you calling all the shots. We know that a dad taking care of a mom is a tough thing cuz dads can often be ding-dongs. Not to say YOUR dad is a ding-dong but genetically there is a predisposition to such behavior. We know your mom staff is suffering so really everyone needs to take care of her needs. Cuz you know if mama ain’t happy then ain’t NOBODY happy!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  23. Frankie and Ernie says:

    We are sorry to hear that your mom Still has the HELLbow from HELL… We hope that FRIDAY will bring her MUCH Relief…
    Now about those water bowls…. Peeps put in a Teaspoon of Water and it GROWS into GALLONS… when the bowl is Accidentally Bumped… and those GALLONS escape the confines and Spread like a vicious rumor… and the Peeps go WILD…
    It is all tied to some obscure Scientific Principles…. Maybe Bertie can enlighten us.
    It is SURELY not somethingy that WE should be reprimanded fur.

  24. DezizWorld says:

    Oh Easy we hav a ball dat spits out tweats too. And like you, we hate it!!! We don’t fink any kitty or doggy shuld hav to work so hawd fur just one tweat. Maybe they shulda made da whole bigger so dat more tweats wuld fall out at a time. MOL Glad to hear yous mommy is gettin’ fwustwated. Dat means she’s gettiin’ better. 🙂 Weez’ll be purrayin’.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  25. OMG, are those all your toys? Did your humans robbed a pet store? Share?

  26. Emmadog says:

    My sister Katie has one of those balls and loves it. She thinks it is so much fun. I think more like you…dumb idea, just give me the food!

  27. Reilly & Denny says:

    you are in good company – we have raised water bowls and they often get knocked over – hope your Mom’s elbow is feeling better soon

  28. catfromhell says:

    Poor Daddy! Wes sending him lots of sympathy as that is all wes can get through the little waves that carry us to your house. The besting about spilled water is that it cleans up earlier messes! Wes gots a whole closet of old towels for the messes that happens around here! And Easy 2 and a half is better than none!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  29. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Easy I wish you would be just a little nicer for your poor dad, I’m sure he’s trying to do everything the best he can. It’s just never as good as a woman (that’s pay back for the girl’s brain comment!). That’s quite the pile of toys you got there! Love Dolly

  30. Nylabluesmum says:

    That treet spittin ball soundss berry creepy fur sure!! Now mee finkss thee watur bowl wanted to get sum treetss an got inn thee way! Soundss like yur Pappaw iss a bit stressed out an needss a ‘bubble bath’….now THAT wood bee howl-areeuss!!
    Wee iss still purrin an purrayin fur yur deer Mumma’ss hell-bow to heal up an thee ARRROOOOOOO to leeve her….
    Sendin you so many *****paw kissess****** Siddhartha Henry
    An ❤ LUV ❤ frum LadyMum ❤

  31. The OP Pack says:

    We don’t care much for those treat-spitting balls either. We prefer to receive the goods from the Mom’s paws:)

    Hope Mom is doing better soon and Dad survives his new role.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  32. Totally disapprove of this working for treats concept. We should just lie down in the most comfortable spot in the house and be hand fed juicy chunks of fillet steak by our humans, right?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  33. gentlestitches says:

    Easy, you are doing a terrific job as are Mom and Dad. One paw in front of the other and keep going! 😀

  34. We have one of those. Braeden chases it all over the place, and what a ruckus it makes careening off one wall, across the tile, into the other wall! More importantly, we couldn’t help but notice that huge mountain of toys. We are deprived. We think this may be a case for Judge Frankie. Do all doggies but us have that many toys?

    We hope your Mom Staff’s Hellbow starts feeling better soon. How miserable she must be! Give Dad some snuggles, he’s trying! Hang in there Easy!

    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and Riley

  35. Brian says:

    We voted, and we all think you are doing a super job Easy!

  36. Easy, please help out your pawrents by staying out of trouble at least until the AAArrrroooo is over.

  37. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy…no use swearing over spilt water..i think that is the saying..poor dad he is now DESPERATE HOUSEDAD and needs all the help he can get 🙂 hope mum is feeling better after seeing the dogtur on Friday..loves Fozziemum xx

  38. BOL, I’s knocked into da water a few times too.

  39. KB says:

    At least it was an accident. Young Labs, like mine were, like to dig and paw at the water bowl until all the water is on the ground!

  40. What a good job you’re so clever. What would your hoomans do without you encouraging them to clean the floors!? 😛

  41. bichonpawz says:

    Yikes Easy! You better give your dad a break!! We have had “issues” with our water bowl…so we can relate!!

  42. Hope your Mom’s hell-bow gets some relief from the pain so that your Mom isn’t in Arrroooooo mode and hope the Dr. tells her all good news so that she feels better and your Dad gets the insurance off its butt to pay. And the water. well water never does stay where it is put! Your new blog format looks great Easy!

  43. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, the water from your bowl ran into your blog? It has a beautiful royal blue colour!
    BTW, I bet that the anonymous who said that the Weimaraner were the dog with the human brain, was a hooman with a typically pitiful hooman brain. One could risk, for example, the claim that Einstein was the human with the Weimaraner brain. Or Aristotle. Or Shakespeare. But the list is not long…
    As I see, you only conducted a scientific experiment. Since you are a Weim-psysicist, you tried to determine the weight of the treats in your ball by measuring the volume of the water which has been displaced by the ball from your bowl. This is just an application of Archimedes’ principle.

  44. stella rose says:

    Easy we have never spilled our water bowl , I am sure it is something we need to do though to give mom an extra job or two around the house. We have been thinking a lot about your momma and wondering how she is doing…if mom was a swimmer she would have swam across that big pond to have a cup of coffee with your mom but alas she is not. We imagine Dad is ready to get back to the “new normal” and you take over all babysitting responsibilities…..stella rose and momma

  45. Jan K says:

    Oh, we think a smart boy such as you should invent his own toys, Easy! Then maybe you could be rich and no one would have to wait for the insurance money.
    We like the new look of your blog! We surely hope your Mom’s dogtor appointment goes well so she can get feeling better soon.

  46. Ha! Oh Easy, we can always count on you. Sam gets bored with his ‘treat dispenser’ too. He needs immediate gratification I guess, none of this working for the tiny morsels nonsense for him. 🙂

  47. Too funny. You made a flood with your water bowl. Reminds me of the time I spilled a coffee on my laptop. 😉

  48. dorysbackyard says:

    We hope your Mama feels all the way better real soon!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  49. Water does not always belong in a bowl especially in a pup house! Newfs love to live in their water bowls. 🙂

  50. Those water bowls hold A LOT of water don’t they!!! Hope mom is healing fast!!!

  51. Oh Easy, those water bowls are endless oceans of water for sure!

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