Today is THE B.I.G. day… at Madi’s, hop over and welcome the new Mayors Murphy and Stanley…. and listen to the choir while my bro Goose swears them in…. and don’t forget to join the PJ pawty at Dory’s

… and guess what? I’ve got a position too!


HA! …who laughs? Even Professor Snape became the Master of Hogwarts, so I’m sure I’m the right one for that pawsition.

THANKS to the Majors MURPHY&STANLEY, that was a super idea to pick moi!

I promise, to tell ya all about good manners, how you get the eternal love from your staff and how you can drop a brick walk on all red carpets of that world.

Here some impawtant things for absolute beginners:


always lend a helping paw to your staff…


…or even two…


… you can help them out with a nose too… when they have a cold or another trunk problem…


…or how about to lend them a sheath for special extremities… or naaah wait, it’s just a horn… but that can be very useful sometimes too…


butt anyway, the main thing is to become  essential for your staff…


…. that they couldn’t imagine even one minute without ya…


… and that’s the moment they would drag even on a slobber-infested tatters to have you closer to their heart…


…and  that’s also  THE moment you WON that tug of war for their heart…or the moment the whaeteveritwasonce shreds…


….and the moment where you can show that you are a winner… (butt wait till they show you their back)… Easy Peasy, huh?

I will hold lessons to share endless wisdom with ya and if you have problems to get  good manners, I can help ya out. In urgent cases you can drop me a line and I will reach you a helping paw…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

52 responses »

  1. Shiva & Jaya says:

    MOL, you cross-eyed *giggle*

    Your elected Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth serving all anipals except snakies

  2. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy I am so sure you are the go to guy for this impawtant part of blogville ,to know how to hold oneself with dognity is vital…so good luck my friend and I don’t now what that was but I am sure it had it coming to it bwahaaahaah 🙂 pee ess..whle Fozziedad was away I ended the misery of Dr Oetker and his evil chocolate temptress..i myself may need some lessons from you as the sight of me scoffing from the bowl was disgraceful..yet super tasty….;) loves Fozziemum xx

  3. So, your book title will be ‘Easy manners in 60 seconds’?

  4. Cupcake says:

    Nobody knows more about good manners than you do, E. I look forward to learning lots from you.

    Love and licks,

  5. Easy you’re not only the king of proper manners but NOBODY and I mean NOBODY can rip apart a stuffie as good as you can!!! Concats on your new pawsition with the Mayors!

    Hugs, Sammy

  6. fredrieka says:

    Good manners is essential, but Easy you destroyed your toy NOT good manners hey how about sharing some of your toys I would love to try one out

  7. Reilly & Denny says:

    Good manners are so important 🙂

  8. Easy, you are tearing me up with you home-spun philosophy. Keep it up. We furry ones do need manners.

  9. Angel Pip & Ruby says:

    I have taken notes from your wise words and feel like I may now be a changed, well-mannered dog! Thanks!

  10. Goose says:

    Your position is perfect for you brother. No dog would be better for the job!

  11. Aha, thanks Easy, I finks I is learning sooo much from you. What a great teacher you are!!!! (Why is Mum shaking her head?)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  12. DailyMusings says:

    You are certainly the one for teaching us manners and the fastest and most efficient way to rid a stuffie of its legs. 🙂

  13. PigLove says:

    Such wisdom brother – you are way beyond your years. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. I’ve been meaning to tell you that Houdini has been taking lessons from you on line. He destroyed one of his fetch balls in less than 10 minutes the other night. Bravo – you’re the bestest teacher evah!

  14. Two French Bulldogs says:

    It sure is a big day in Blogville
    Lily & Edward

  15. That is a great position you have and I pee’d my self on the horn!!!! THANK you so much for our prezzies, we got them and LOVE them. I posted some photos on your FB page. You are so darn thoughtfull, Gambler deaded the pink bone in 87 seconds, glory is sad as it was hers. She has the brown one now. The gummy hamburger was yummy and I think you are the bomb for thinking of me and my training and bird hunting with the vest. I can’t thank you enough for your generosity. much love and hugs xoxoxoxo john was really intrigued with it, seeing what was in french and what wasn’t

  16. A very important title, but one you are so worthy of Easy. We look forwrad to learning from you!

  17. Kismet says:

    Bwahahah! You bwahaha, Master of Comportment? Bwahahahaha.

  18. That was very touching Easy! But you did have us scared about the sheath for a moment there. That’s why we knew you were the pawfect dog for the job! Thanks for all your help and support. We are especially thinking of you and your staff with today’s news as things unfold. We had a TV set by the podium on stage. We’re holding you and yours people in our hearts!

    Respectively Yours,

    Mayorz For All Paws

  19. dorysbackyard says:

    What a pawfect job for you Easy….pawfect!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  20. Will and Eko says:

    So you’re pretty much Professor Dumbledog?

  21. Sarge says:

    Oh, BWAR HAR HAR Easy! We’re gonna have a fun-filled year in Blogville.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  22. cecilia07 says:

    Mom is laughing at this most serious post…she needs some training in how to conduct herself at social gatherings.
    hugs madi your bfff

  23. Brian says:

    I know you will make everything easy Easy!

  24. raisingdaisy says:

    Well congrats on your amazing new pawsition!! Great job on that toy, you and I would make a formidable toy-tearing team together! 😀

  25. kolytyi says:

    I LOVE your squinting on target, Easy, as well as your way of neatly arranging the body parts of your stuffed victim. It’s just elegant and graceful. That’s Weim-style!

  26. You did a pawsome job disecting that stuffie. If us Dogtors need some anatomy advice we might have a consultation with u.

  27. DezizWorld says:

    OMC Easy yous, yous, well, weez just not know what to say. MOL Altho’ sum of them pawts did look a bit risque’ all by themselves. MOL ConCats to you on yous new pawsition. Weez sure yous gunna be gweat.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  28. Frankie and Ernie says:

    What an EXCITING day this is… and Tomorrow will be the Same fur us in Blogville.

    Congratulations on this Very Much A PAW pre AT title and Pawsition… you will be OUTSTANDING in your Field fur SURE… We of Blogville will learn a LOT from your tutorials.

  29. Congratulations to you Easy on such an important pawsition. I am sure you will fulfill the requirements and duties with your gentlemanly weim disposition and personality! That poor dang stuffy though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never knew what hit it!

  30. Wow Easy – that sure is one fancy title! You are definitely perfect for the job!

  31. Emmadog says:

    Very sound advices my friend!

  32. gentlestitches says:

    We love you Easy and Easy’s Mom And Dad and we think you are just the dog for the job. I think Jack has been studying your lessons a little too well and can destroy a toy in under 1 minute! XXXXXX ❤

  33. Crikey Easy ….. just as well we got you there, mate. I’d have no idea how to behave if it wasn’t for you. You’re the expert, aye??

  34. Hawk aka BrownDog says:

    Hi Y’all!

    Don’t worry, I’ll be in touch the next time I need to know how to keep my Human happy with some mischief. These editors can really be tough on a fellow.

    Y’all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  35. Easy you are the best one for the job! We will give you a call too if we ever need a stuffy brought to justice!
    Marty and the Gang

  36. catfromhell says:

    Bwa! Haa!! haaa!!! Easy, yous the funniest!

  37. Oh Easy, I will take your advice to heart…and mouth! BOL!!!!! Oh dog, I don’t thinks there is a stuffie that can be left stuffed in your presence! I likes taking my time, and tryin’ to hide my work by hiding it under the kitchen table! BOL
    Ruby ♥

  38. BOL – you are gonna make one pawsome master of comportment.

  39. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Congratulations Easy!
    It actually looks like you were celebrating Chinese New Year, since your stuffie looks (looked – past tense) like a sheep!

  40. MOL… give such pawsome advice!!

    The Florida Furkids

  41. cecilia07 says:


  42. rottwlrmom says:

    We are not sure what comportment is Easy… But you sure seem to be into it!

  43. Riley could have used that horn sheath yesterday, he’s missing a few bits now. jus’ sayin’. Thanks for keeping us in line. We had to look up comportment in the dictionary, not a simple task with no thumbs. We think you’re just the dog for the job!

    Braeden, Seth and Riley

  44. hahaha…you are a destructive guy…my type of man dog. As long as you’re not destructive to me. We must pop over and visit some of the places you mentioned and pay our respects.


  45. Jan K says:

    You are obviously perfect for this job, Easy, congratulations!

  46. Misaki says:

    Great advice Easy!

  47. pawedblog says:

    oh Easy congratulations! you are going to be perfect, just look at the lengths you’ll go to for fellow blogville folks in need. Nobody could do it better!!
    Hugs, Carrie & Pups x

  48. […] I’m the MASTER OF THE BLOGVILLE ACADEMY OF COMPORTMENT and I will help  you to move in any circles, to walk on any stage and to master any food in mouth […]

  49. YAM says:

    Hari OM
    You got it down to a fine art Easy brother!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  50. grommelot says:

    You look awesome when you lend people hands.

  51. That was a great lesson Easy!

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