Today is THE B.I.G. day… at Madi’s, hop over and welcome the new Mayors Murphy and Stanley…. and listen to the choir while my bro Goose swears them in…. and don’t forget to join the PJ pawty at Dory’s…
… and guess what? I’ve got a position too!
I’m the official MASTER OF THE BLOGVILLE ACADEMY OF COMPORTMENT
HA! …who laughs? Even Professor Snape became the Master of Hogwarts, so I’m sure I’m the right one for that pawsition.
THANKS to the Majors MURPHY&STANLEY, that was a super idea to pick moi!
I promise, to tell ya all about good manners, how you get the eternal love from your staff and how you can drop a brick walk on all red carpets of that world.
Here some impawtant things for absolute beginners:
always lend a helping paw to your staff…
…or even two…
… you can help them out with a nose too… when they have a cold or another trunk problem…
…or how about to lend them a sheath for special extremities… or naaah wait, it’s just a horn… but that can be very useful sometimes too…
butt anyway, the main thing is to become essential for your staff…
…. that they couldn’t imagine even one minute without ya…
… and that’s the moment they would drag even on a slobber-infested tatters to have you closer to their heart…
…and that’s also THE moment you WON that tug of war for their heart…or the moment the whaeteveritwasonce shreds…
….and the moment where you can show that you are a winner… (butt wait till they show you their back)… Easy Peasy, huh?
I will hold lessons to share endless wisdom with ya and if you have problems to get good manners, I can help ya out. In urgent cases you can drop me a line and I will reach you a helping paw…
Easy Blog 
MOL, you cross-eyed *giggle*
Your elected Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth serving all anipals except snakies
Oh Easy I am so sure you are the go to guy for this impawtant part of blogville ,to know how to hold oneself with dognity is vital…so good luck my friend and I don’t now what that was but I am sure it had it coming to it bwahaaahaah 🙂 pee ess..whle Fozziedad was away I ended the misery of Dr Oetker and his evil chocolate temptress..i myself may need some lessons from you as the sight of me scoffing from the bowl was disgraceful..yet super tasty….;) loves Fozziemum xx
So, your book title will be ‘Easy manners in 60 seconds’?
Nobody knows more about good manners than you do, E. I look forward to learning lots from you.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Easy you’re not only the king of proper manners but NOBODY and I mean NOBODY can rip apart a stuffie as good as you can!!! Concats on your new pawsition with the Mayors!
Hugs, Sammy
Good manners is essential, but Easy you destroyed your toy NOT good manners hey how about sharing some of your toys I would love to try one out
Good manners are so important 🙂
Easy, you are tearing me up with you home-spun philosophy. Keep it up. We furry ones do need manners.
I have taken notes from your wise words and feel like I may now be a changed, well-mannered dog! Thanks!
Your position is perfect for you brother. No dog would be better for the job!
Blessings,
Goose
Aha, thanks Easy, I finks I is learning sooo much from you. What a great teacher you are!!!! (Why is Mum shaking her head?)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
she probably jus chased away a fly with shaking her head :o)
You are certainly the one for teaching us manners and the fastest and most efficient way to rid a stuffie of its legs. 🙂
Such wisdom brother – you are way beyond your years. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. I’ve been meaning to tell you that Houdini has been taking lessons from you on line. He destroyed one of his fetch balls in less than 10 minutes the other night. Bravo – you’re the bestest teacher evah!
It sure is a big day in Blogville
Lily & Edward
That is a great position you have and I pee’d my self on the horn!!!! THANK you so much for our prezzies, we got them and LOVE them. I posted some photos on your FB page. You are so darn thoughtfull, Gambler deaded the pink bone in 87 seconds, glory is sad as it was hers. She has the brown one now. The gummy hamburger was yummy and I think you are the bomb for thinking of me and my training and bird hunting with the vest. I can’t thank you enough for your generosity. much love and hugs xoxoxoxo john was really intrigued with it, seeing what was in french and what wasn’t
A very important title, but one you are so worthy of Easy. We look forwrad to learning from you!
Bwahahah! You bwahaha, Master of Comportment? Bwahahahaha.
That was very touching Easy! But you did have us scared about the sheath for a moment there. That’s why we knew you were the pawfect dog for the job! Thanks for all your help and support. We are especially thinking of you and your staff with today’s news as things unfold. We had a TV set by the podium on stage. We’re holding you and yours people in our hearts!
Respectively Yours,
MURPHY AND STANLEY
Mayorz For All Paws
What a pawfect job for you Easy….pawfect!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
So you’re pretty much Professor Dumbledog?
Oh, BWAR HAR HAR Easy! We’re gonna have a fun-filled year in Blogville.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
EASY CONGRATS ON THAT MOST PRESTIGIOUS APPOINTMENT…NOW THAT I HAVE SOME FREE TIME ON MY PAWS I COULD USE SOME LESSONS IN MANNERS…I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN HOW TO CURTSEY on two feets….seriously
Mom is laughing at this most serious post…she needs some training in how to conduct herself at social gatherings.
hugs madi your bfff
I know you will make everything easy Easy!
Well congrats on your amazing new pawsition!! Great job on that toy, you and I would make a formidable toy-tearing team together! 😀
I LOVE your squinting on target, Easy, as well as your way of neatly arranging the body parts of your stuffed victim. It’s just elegant and graceful. That’s Weim-style!
You did a pawsome job disecting that stuffie. If us Dogtors need some anatomy advice we might have a consultation with u.
OMC Easy yous, yous, well, weez just not know what to say. MOL Altho’ sum of them pawts did look a bit risque’ all by themselves. MOL ConCats to you on yous new pawsition. Weez sure yous gunna be gweat.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
What an EXCITING day this is… and Tomorrow will be the Same fur us in Blogville.
Congratulations on this Very Much A PAW pre AT title and Pawsition… you will be OUTSTANDING in your Field fur SURE… We of Blogville will learn a LOT from your tutorials.
Congratulations to you Easy on such an important pawsition. I am sure you will fulfill the requirements and duties with your gentlemanly weim disposition and personality! That poor dang stuffy though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never knew what hit it!
Wow Easy – that sure is one fancy title! You are definitely perfect for the job!
Very sound advices my friend!
We love you Easy and Easy’s Mom And Dad and we think you are just the dog for the job. I think Jack has been studying your lessons a little too well and can destroy a toy in under 1 minute! XXXXXX ❤
Crikey Easy ….. just as well we got you there, mate. I’d have no idea how to behave if it wasn’t for you. You’re the expert, aye??
Hi Y’all!
Don’t worry, I’ll be in touch the next time I need to know how to keep my Human happy with some mischief. These editors can really be tough on a fellow.
Y’all come on by,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Easy you are the best one for the job! We will give you a call too if we ever need a stuffy brought to justice!
Luvs
Marty and the Gang
Bwa! Haa!! haaa!!! Easy, yous the funniest!
kisses
Nellie
Oh Easy, I will take your advice to heart…and mouth! BOL!!!!! Oh dog, I don’t thinks there is a stuffie that can be left stuffed in your presence! I likes taking my time, and tryin’ to hide my work by hiding it under the kitchen table! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
BOL – you are gonna make one pawsome master of comportment.
Congratulations Easy!
It actually looks like you were celebrating Chinese New Year, since your stuffie looks (looked – past tense) like a sheep!
MOL…..you give such pawsome advice!!
The Florida Furkids
DEAR EASY
THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING MY BOX BASH TODAY
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
We are not sure what comportment is Easy… But you sure seem to be into it!
Riley could have used that horn sheath yesterday, he’s missing a few bits now. jus’ sayin’. Thanks for keeping us in line. We had to look up comportment in the dictionary, not a simple task with no thumbs. We think you’re just the dog for the job!
Waggies,
Braeden, Seth and Riley
hahaha…you are a destructive guy…my type of man dog. As long as you’re not destructive to me. We must pop over and visit some of the places you mentioned and pay our respects.
(((Shoko)))
You are obviously perfect for this job, Easy, congratulations!
Great advice Easy!
oh Easy congratulations! you are going to be perfect, just look at the lengths you’ll go to for fellow blogville folks in need. Nobody could do it better!!
Hugs, Carrie & Pups x
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Hari OM
You got it down to a fine art Easy brother!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
You look awesome when you lend people hands.
That was a great lesson Easy!