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Shit happens….. butt this time LITERALLY…
My momma poured the mopping water in the toilet yesterday and accidentally she drowned Sponge Bob who took a bath in the bucket.
That Sponge Bob is a pesky little critter and he hung on for his evil life somewhere in our pipes… and therefore we can’t flush the John in our crib…
My dad is a well tempered guy and he said nothing about the killing of a beloved tv-star , yes dear kids, MY MOMMA KILLED SPONGE BOB and she feels no shame, ha!
Butt he took a deep breath, what’s a super mistake when your sump is open and tried to rescue the Square Pants dude while the killer mom went shopping…
As she came back he still worked on the waste water system and while the half of him was in that stinky hole my mom did an unforgivable thing. Without going into details, you will guess what the first thing is, a mom has to do when she wasted money for three hours…
…yes, that’s what she did… while my dad was on a “deep sea mission”…
Although he was seeding he said nothing to the serial mom who tried to drown him too….
…butt as he tried to wash away all that sins and the recycled food with the garden hose and had to notice that my momma parked the Elephant Skater on the hose as she drove blind and ruthless in our entry, he detonated and called her a cow…
Now we are literally in the sh*t without a paddle, my whole crib smells godawful and my dad too…while the cow had the brass to ask the dad what he would like for lunch…
… well… Shi(i)take mushrooms , what else?
… and please dear peeps&pets don’t try this at home, ok? … except there is a one way ticket to the moon on your wishlist…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh please tell your dad I’m sorry for laughing, but this was SO funny!! It could only happen in the Easy house, right? 😉
Bawhshshahaha …didn’t think you could top yesterday’s funny post, but you did! Bawhahahaha
Dang Easy, I would have thought that Sponge Bob would bob until the rescue team showed up!
OMD…OMD….OMD…..Ah….Me’s barkless! Me got nothin cause when me opens me mouth to speak….only giggles comes out! 😉
Holy Cow….just when I think there couldn’t pawsibly be another disASSter in your crib, the (oops) s*it hits the fan. Well not the fan exactly (thank heavens for that), but having your recently out of the hospital Dad crawling around the ICKY in the sump is not a good thing and for your Mom to just go off shopping (trashure store here we come) and leave him in deep doooo-dooooo……well it’s almost unforgiveable! Good thing the spirit of Christmas is everywhere (even in your non-flushing toilet along with sponge bob). Let’s hope that all the disASSters are over with and you can move on with your holiday preparations. At least you can do your business outside – maybe your Mom and Dad will have to do that too!
Your dad surely will have sweet dreams in your bed after this tiring & stinking day!!!!!
Shi-take-mushrooms dude you are killing us over here. Blooming Sponge Bob that must be the first sponge that sunk like the Titanic lol never to be seen again. Good luck to dad pal and tell him stay out of hospital this time. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
Hope you have copyright on this blog as you’ll be wanting to sign a contract for that sitcom soon 😀
…. seems it’s more a s(h)itcom and I bet it will be banned in Bikini Bottom :o) … it’s unbelievable what mischief you can cause with a simple small kitchen spoon :o)
What would SpongeBob have said?
Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!”
Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?”
Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.”
Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””
Oh your momwithoutpaws is as bad as mine! What will we do with them, hope you at least had lunch since you do not stink their tank as they do.
Hasn’t your dad been through enough crap?? Oops. Maybe crap isn’t the best word choice…. Or maybe it is!! Gah. I hope things get straightened up and cleaned out soon.
Love and licks,
I am sorry to be laughing quite heartily, but the mental image accompanied by Easy’s wide open mouth was just too much. Shi-take mushrooms is brilliant!! I hope you can burn some incense to kill the stench, or put some potpourri up to boil. Oh My.
Hehehe hehehe sorry Easy but that is just so funny,xx Speedy
BOL! What a horrible, yet hilarious situation 😉
To hell with your peeps, the big question is “How is Sponge Bob?”.
Sponge Bob is still MIA, hope he is safe and sound and he will find the exit to Bikini Bottom… (mom said she is not brave enough to ask my dad, he is still a stinker lol)
Oh Easy only at your house would the S&%T hit the Fan, or quite literally your Dad in this case, like that *snorts* OMG your poor parents are a disaster waiting to happen ROFLMAO! Hope the pipes are no longer plugged with spongebob. Hope your Dad now smells like roses instead of S&%T and I hope your Mom is out of deep doodoo today!
Luv You and your Crazy disasters Easy!
BOL…Oh boy….we hope your Dad “clears” the problem soon!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
OMD OMD OMDD! What a great day for WordPress to be delivering your mail again! I laughed myself silly!! (sorry Mom and Dad!!) I can’t believe that your Mom flushed the toilet after Dad was working soooooooooo hard! OMD OMD OMD! Easy, this is hilarious! Guess what? mom finally searched the WP forums for over an hour last night and she fixed the problem! All of the WP blogs are coming again in email! I think when they updated my blog, they accidentally clicked to stop email from WP (Mom for SURE would never click that box), so she unclicked it and now all of the WP blogs are coming again! We have missed you sooooooo much!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Ohh, your poor dad….he has S-it from hell to breakfast, so to speak. The poor guy has had enough….give him a break. Cwap is what he’s been through figuratively and literally….let him smell the roses and walk with the sweet smell of overcoming a disease/illness. Not with that thar stuff.
Take care my friend,
OMD ROTFLOL! My mom would have done the same thing so your mom shouldn’t feel bad at all. Love Dolly
You guys need your own tv show.
I think I might have already mentioned our problems with the frozen sh*t pipe. BUTT I think this whole thing beats it by a mile! Poor Sponge Bob.. Poor Dad!
Y’all need a vacation from all of your adventures. 🙂
On the bright side of things, I guess your dad is feeling much better if he is up to such mischief again?
Oh no, what a horror…your dad sure has a lot of patience with your mom doesn’t he? Good man.
Oh my I knew I hated that damn sponge bob! Hope the crapper is fixed and no one smells like poo.
Oh no! You know what? That little human here does not like that pesky Spongebob either. Anytime he comes on TV she gets mad and makes me change the channel.
Easy darlin’ today you have done something that rarely ever happens…
you have rendered two Southern USA girls speechless…good news is we both pottied before we read this…..MOL/BOL/LOL you are keeping it real buddy.
Hugs and sympathy in no particular order.
madi and mom
Easy you better get out of there and run for your life.
BOL, y’all are up Sh*t Creek wifout a paddle.
Holy Crap Easy!
OMD OMD EASY….. This is…. ummmm Well it is a CRAPPY situation… fur SURE.
do you ever have ordinary days 🙂 🙂
Oh dear, what a crappy day you are having! The excitement never ends at your crib does it?
Murphy & Stanley
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HaHaHa! (sorry to laugh) now I will laugh more HaHaHaHa (sorry) giggle.
Never found Sponge Bob, Hey….well thats kinda fitting…he did his job and left that mad house….Barharhar!
The Mad Scots
Do you hear my mom a laughin clear over to your house, this was so funny cos it was not happening at our house, cos one of our parents would have killed the other and we would have been orphans and had to visit our mom in prison on sundays….mom said to tell you when her baby was about 1 she flushed her dads teeth down the stool, later mom and him divorced…she always wondered if the stool had something to do wif it……..stella rose
As we’ve said before Easy…never a dull moment at your crib! BOL!
Millie & Walter
with all that potty gas in the crib, i would be afraid of lighting a cigarette. All i can think of is the scene from Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase and the uncle lighting his cigar and blowing up the christmas tree.
Ewe, ewe stinky poo….or should mes say stinky Pop!!!
Oh, my goodness sweet Easy, what else could happen at your crib? We wonder when you all ever get to rest. We hope it is smelling sweeter at your place by now. What was the outcome with Sponge Bob? Hugs and nose kisses
Poor Sponge Bob!! Poor Dad!! Nobody wants that!
A nice hot shower and a cup of tea might fix things 😀
Crikey Easy …… Is it ever calm at your house??? I know I shouldn’t laugh but fair dinkum that was pretty funny, mate?? Well not for your Dad I s’pose but I’m sure he’ll see the funny side one day, aye??
Well that just stinks!
Awe yucky! Next time mom tries to stink you out and drown you all, call my husband. . He’s a plumber.
OMP you crack us up! How do you always get such excitement over there!?
Hehehe oh dear! It’s so much fun watching your hoomans escapades isn’t it!
WOW shakes piggy head. What a crappy situation brother. I keep telling you that your humans and my humans are so RELATED! You don’t believe me and need extra proof? Just read my blog tomorrow morning about something that happened here this week. Oh dear piggy heavens. I’ll call ahead and get a room set up at the local crazy place for all four of our humans – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Life seems never too ‘Easy’ at your place.
We have had a son who accidentally dropped a tiny 3-in-1-oil can down our trailer toilet………….Cliff finally had to remove it from the floor to discover it was not a flapper value. (oops) We won’t mention the puppy kong I didn’t see in the mop bucket. I emptied it in the porcelain throne. It is a way to get a new modern toilet. Soooooo I love this sponge story. Cliff spends a great deal of time digging around in the septic. In fact, we have a dog septic — he leaned over and dropped his cell phone in it at least once. Your story is well-written, and we resemble this conundrum.
Have a safe Tuesday?
Not sure this is the go to blog for HSE advice.
BOL!!! OMD, Easy, I know it’s not funny in your house, but from the safety of waaaaaay over here, that’s hysterical!
OMC Easy dat’s just pawful. Weez so sorry, weez did hav a foo laffs, but it weally is just pawful. hope everyfin’ gets worked out soon and all gets back to normal at yous place.
Dezi and Lexi
OMC is it ever QUIET at your house?????
The Florida Furkids
Oh my, I see Murphy’s Law rules at your crib too. 😉
Oh, Easy! Your poor Papa! I can only hope it was an accident that your Mama killed Sponge Bob.
Y’all come on by,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Oh dear! I can’t stop laughing! I hope the shower was working because I’m sure your dad needed one!
Oh no. You have had a run of bad luck…lol.
Reminds me of the time I opened the shitter ball valve on the sub during a pressure blow to sea to empty the sanitary tanks! I received a Half-Way Night NFT Award for that little faux pas!
We think your family should have their own reality show. The ratings would be through the roof, and you could be a star, Easy! 🙂
That is a Big Bang waiting to happen Easy…stay clear ok?
Poor Dad 😉
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0