HELL-O FOOD… err… I mean… CLASS!


 uh maaaan that looks like an all you can eat contest!… note to myself…get an additional stomach…. and could anybody please help that blindworm…



great….ahhmmmm where did we break off?

Oh yes… sunday class…



Today: BEER!

Beer is a booze, also called Pee-r for the similiar look  to pee, butt that’s a fiasco from  pecuniary view  to call the starting product like the final good.. so they replaced the first letter… butt we will name it with the scientifical name: PEE-R

it was invented in egypt as Pee-rates from Pee-raeus accidentally landed there on the wrong Pee-r…probably the captain was a Pee-radette and couldn’t park a ship… The Pee-nuts they had on board got wet and as they tried the water-pee-nut-mix they became plastered within a minute…
and so they decided to brew Pee-r in triangular thingies, what became famous as Pee-ramides later..
due to  the fact, that the eqyptians are not keen to drink beer, because they always walk around like eyptians, the Pee-rates decided to sell their Pee-r all over the world. They called it BEERWARE and in old times Beerware  wasn’t for free…. just saying..
They filled the Pee-r in Pee-rogi’s imported from Russia  and loaded it on ships what were called  PEE-RAGUAS.
Sadly the imported Pee-rogis weren’t Pee-r-proof and so some Pee-r ran into the sea where the fishies drank it. Therefore that fishies are called Pee-ranha’s.
Pee-r became famous everywhere and per year the peeps and pets of the whole slice earth  drink  177 billion liters….. and therefore the hardcore Pee-r boozers are yellow…

And here  my Weim-Brother Goose who is a PEE-r-expert shows you how a Gentleweim drinks a beer.
there is only ONE rule: you have to start with the first slug and to end with the last one…
and you can continue with the next beer as long as you are able to balance the bottle on your head…
easy huh? Cheers!…ahhmmm… I mean PEE-RS!
What are you waiting for? Grab the next men-handbag

 or a mason-radio
and give it a try!  butt be careful when you are a guy… after 10 Pee-rs you turn into a woman… you will  laugh the whole time, you talk without a break and it can happen that you start to cry without a reason… butt the safest evidence that you turn into a girl is: if you and your buds have to visit the bog all 10 minutes…and that all together…
now excuse me I have a meeting with my assistant… oh and well…
…it’s sunday think we will have duck in Pee-r pastry for lunch…



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

46 responses »

  1. Class dismissed! See you in the pub 😀

  2. What a wonderful Sunday lesson about my Dad’s FAVORITE thing in the universe…..beer (peer). As my Dad has gotten older (eeeeek) he seems to be more of a peer (you’ve heard of peer pressure????). Anyway, we loved seeing Goose’s lesson on how to consume beer – he looks like he’s VERY familiar with it. Your class certainly was paying attention – I’m sure you have trained a whole new crowd of beer pee-ers thanks to your Sunday lesson. WAY TO GO BUDDY!

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. Princess Leah says:

    I luffs beer (and wine and champagne and coffee etc)
    Have a great Sunday
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. fredrieka says:

    hahaha you are so creative love this post

  5. DailyMusings says:

    have a great Sunday! Where I live they were not allowed to see Beer until after 12 noon ago! (much to my father’s dismay) Excellent lesson!

  6. That’s a lot of toys. You are a very lucky dog.

  7. Tootsie says:

    We love your Smart Sunday lesson! We feel smarter!


  8. fozziemum says:

    Great class Easy….I had an argument with an idiot brother in law many years ago who said I was wrong about Beer and the Egyptians…so raspberries to him…hahaahaha. knew I was right..my love of Ancient Egypt serves me well…and pee..esss great new class members you got there my friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • I love it too, sadly it isn’t allowed to touch something or to search for treasures or artefacts there. butt it was great to be on a place what people built so many moons ago. and to touch the stones (YES I DID THAT, HA!) what were touched by people who worked there once.

      • fozziemum says:

        Hahaah I would have too Easy…I always wanted to go..but not now..i think it best I just enjoy all my Egyptian bits and bobs here 🙂 an amazing time period indeed..i have read some wonderful books on the subject..and when I get a small tattoo armband it will be Egyptian and involve animals..still trying to find the perfect one…one that represents all those precious anipals I have lost..walk like an Egyptian my friend 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

      • it sadly wasn’t what I expected. I thought I can sit there ponder about the people who lived there once, try to read hieroglyphics and dive into the history… butt… there was not one quiet place, it was like visiting the Pee-ramides on a conveyor belt and at the end I’ve got saddle-sore for riding in shorts :o(… oh and I forgot my wonderful faked old-new papyrus paintings, because I storaged them on the top of a closet in the hotel room …aaaargh!

      • fozziemum says:

        Urghhhh I always thought the best time was when first they uncovered from the sand the great Pyramids..to see the tourism aspect has made it seem so very contrived now..you would want to smell the history and feel the lfe that was then……I wonder if the Mayan Ziggurauts are the same…I always say hello t the bust of Tutankhamun I got from Fozziedad for my 40th birthday…he sits with Anubis and watches he doorway for me…oh and Bast guards the nip plant hahahaah 🙂 maybe you could do a tour of my house instead and you can touch everything 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xx

      • that would be a great idea! the valley of the kings in Oz :o) It’s sad that all this wonderful places are infested with ice cream booths and tourists who mostly act like fools…

      • fozziemum says:

        I agree…seems to be such a degradation if the majesty..i try now and seek nature adventures..like whale watching where you may or may not see the creature…small groups not interference allowed…lovely..:)

      • Indiana Jones was right, that he did all that things alone :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Hahaahhaahh 🙂

  9. Brian says:

    Hey, we are quite fond of NipBeer around these parts Easy!!!

  10. Got any stories about Pee-nuts?

  11. Thank you for the valuable lesson on the history of PEE-R. Very enlightening.

  12. Goose says:

    Bravo Brother, Bravo!!! Excellent lesson. I would add that if the class drinks to much pee-r they might end up blind like blindworm. So it is good that you informed them that they much balance the pee-r on their head first before they consume the frosty foamy fermentation. Always important to drink responsibly and if you can balance a beer each time on your head you then you are being responsible.

  13. harrispen says:

    We learned a lot about Pee-r that we didn’t know. Thanks for the lesson. Boy your class sure is getting big.

    Millie & Walter

  14. Kyla says:

    You rambled on so much, my pee-r went flat.

  15. Wonderful lesson Easy! Glad to see everyone made it to class! We feel pee-ry smart now! Have a wonderful Sunday my friend!
    Marty and the Gang

  16. Dude you really crack us up…..MASH and beerware LOL …..off for a pint or two now hick, hick. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  17. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, you helped me to denounce this scientific deceit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pir%C3%A9z_people. There are pee-rezes, the folk of peer!
    Before I drink the first glass of peer of my life, I’d like to know whether I’ll turn into a man or what other effect could it have on my behavior?

    • that’s interesting, I sometimes will emmigrate to a “secret ” place too :o) sadly girls will be girls even with more than 10 beers… but you could try it with a MANhattan cocktail :o)

  18. catfromhell says:

    Most eggselent history lesson on Pee-r! Easy, where did yous goes to gets so sart?
    Tee Hee

  19. cecilia07 says:

    HELL-O Teacher…your classes are the most fun. I bet you have a waiting list every semester.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  20. dezizworld says:

    Vewy innewestin’ Easy. What a lesson. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  21. hahaha Your post today was a scream Easy. Thanks for the info and belly laugh.


  22. Emmadog says:

    Love your class watching the TV. Looks like Goose has Bowser beer, but someone needs to tell him to drink from a beer mug like a man, not a bowl!

  23. Wow! You have outdone yourself on teaching your Sunday class! We had no idea about all this beer stuffs but are not surprised at all that it ie pee related. Only makes sense!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  24. pawedblog says:

    Easy, wow! What a class… I learned so much again. My pups are also keen on the dog variety beer, but it’s very hard to get hold of! How appropriate that its scientific name is ‘pee-r’ since after the first time you go to the toilet when drink it, you cannot stop! Breaking the seal, we call it!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  25. The OP Pack says:

    Wow, Easy, we are all now feeling so SMART!!! That was a pawesome lesson on Pee-r, now to find us some to get some practice:)

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  26. gentlestitches says:

    Oh Easy! I didn’t know that the Egyptians invented beer! Your lesson has been hilariously instructional. Now excuse me while my girlfriends and I all head off to the loo together. LOL!

  27. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    You’ve got the coolest toys Easy!

    I missed the beer part…I’m not a drinker, though there are many times I wish I were!

  28. OMD!! Easy, I’ve learned so much, my itty bitty furry brain is gonna need 87 margaritas!!! hehehehe
    Ruby ♥

  29. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Those students look a bit unruly
    Lily & Edward

  30. I so enjoy your Sunday School Easy and happy to see the Little Gray Guys with the Beep noses!

  31. What a fun lesson. Think I will practice walking like an Egyptian. 😉

  32. Nylabluesmum says:

    ***BURP*** What a grrreat lesson Easy!!!!!
    Mum told me a storey dat her Bogart Sam da infamuss Husky/Shepherd wuud wait til no one waz in da room n he wuud tip da Peer/Beer bottlez over n sup dem sudz…
    Mum n da hubby cuud not figure out how da bottlez wuud be overturned when dey reeturned…den one day dey planted a bottle of da deelishuss sudz out n Bogart Sam thott da peepz were gone out…..
    Dey were outside a-lookin in n saw dat poochie nock over da bottle n chug-a-lug da peer/beer n since it waz full da poor poochie got a wee bit tipsy….okayz more den tipsy..
    Mum n hubby came back into da house onlee to haz Bogart Sam fall at dere feet; stone drunk n down fer da count!
    Mum said she yelled at yer hubby n he yelled at her n Bogart Sam howled ‘Stop yer yellin me haz a hungover”…..poor poochie slept fer hourz after dat…
    Mum said she leerned da lesson to ALLWAYZ put Peer/Beer n food up WAY high so poochie cuud not get into anymore trubble…
    Me lubz Mum’z poochie storiez…don’t ya??
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

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