Oz invited all Blogvillers to write a super bad poem. I’m great in doing bad things, so here is mine:
They caught me in the act,
that sadly is a fact.
Was busy with the pillow there
in front of the staff and grampy and grandmére…
They said that’s scandalous and I agree…
when a Weim with a pillow in action they see.
Is it too much when I’m asking for
before  entering they have to knock on the door?
At last that’s definitely
a piracy of a Weim-boy’s privacy….

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

79 responses »

  1. Oh Easy!!!!

    Naughty boy!!!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  2. And the poetry is bad too!

  3. But Easy, that is a grrrrrreat poem!

  4. BOL, BOL, Bravo! That was an epic ode to the pillow Easy. Nice one. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Easy, sorry but we like your poem! We love seeing you on the bed too.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  6. WalkToRio says:

    Now, did you give that pillow a kiss later?
    Did you call the next day?

  7. HAHAHAHAHA……..caught in the act huh Easy? Seems to me that you have ZERO privacy in your crib. You can’t even “show the love” with the comforter on the bed without being interrupted. Time for a new sign on the door “knock before entering!” or maybe “enter at your own risk!” ?????

    Hugs, Sammy

  8. fozziemum says:

    Bwahaaaaahhah sorry my friend but the poetry is great 🙂 an ah….the pillow…goodness me..our Rottie Eich he used to pull his bed out and drag it round the backyard..until one day he decided it was a love interest..we named his bed Esmeralda and the love affair was beautiful…then her tore it shreds and ate it…affair over 😉 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  9. DailyMusings says:

    There is nothing bad about that poem Easy, sorry. 🙂 And pillows are just too unresistible !!

  10. gentlestitches says:

    HeeHee great poem Easy! My critters say ”apart from pushing, what else are pillows for”?

  11. Bad poem about a naughty boy. Scandalous. Definitely.

    Love and licks,

  12. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Awe Easy, you have a je ne sais quoi quality in your poetry!! 😉
    Maybe next time one of the plushies can stand guard when amore is in the air!

  13. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL Easy bravo what a funny poem. At least your new girl doesn’t eat much and won’t talk your ears off.
    Just sayin’
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. Charlie says:

    Too funny Easy!!! By the way …… that poem was a shocker!!

  15. Ranger says:

    BOL… peeing on da floor! Good one Easy!
    Got to go and read da next one. Have a grrrrrrrreat poetic day.

  16. Another post to put a smile on my face this morning. 🙂


  17. OH.MY.DOG. BOL!!!!!!! Easy, that poem is just TOO MUCH! We are laughing so hard we can barely type. Good one, pal…really bad, but good. BOL

  18. merbear74 says:

    Hahaha! :0)

  19. That’s not a bad poem. It’s actually pretty funny 🙂

  20. PigLove says:

    Oh man! Daddy says you need to tie a sock around the door handle of your room and shut the door. Something about that being a sign. A sign for what I’m not sure. I don’t get it – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

    • seems your dad made the same experience like me as he was a puppy hahahahahaha

      • PigLove says:

        He’s not saying and won’t explain it to me. Shakes piggy head in confusion. He said one day I would understand. Okay then. XOXO – Bacon

      • you should always have a sock at hand… to be prepared for this day :o)… do you think it works with a chewed sock too what has some holes? at least it was a sock once…

      • PigLove says:

        I’m not really sure. Let me go ask daddy… be right back…

        daddy says it doesn’t matter as long as you can tie it around the door handle. Dude – this sock thing is weird! XOXO – Bacon

      • uhoh bro… guess what I discovered… we have no common door handles… we have that antique thingies you have to turn round….sounds like an upcoming DIY project in my crib… we need new doors…

      • PigLove says:

        Snorts. That is too true brother. Let the projects begin! XOXO – Bacon

  21. kolytyi says:

    This is scandalous!!! How dares your mom publish a pic in which you look as if you were using your bed as a king size litter box? Fortunately, there was a second pic and it is clear that … uhmmmm!

  22. Easy you are the BEST in my book!

  23. Easy your right to privacy should not be denied! It’s a great poem!

  24. Goose says:

    Bawhahahahhahaaha. That is a great poem. And it is NOT to much to ask that they knock. As for me I do not care who sees. Just ask my blankie.

  25. Invasion of privacy for sure!

  26. Frankie and Ernie says:

    BRAVO Author AUTHOR….. That was a SUPER… Bad Poem.

  27. you are so beautiful and also a really great poet, but then I know you know it

  28. Brian says:

    Bravo Easy! We think ya done good!

  29. If the pillow doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

  30. Will and Eko says:

    What a guilty face!

  31. Kyla says:

    I think that I will never see
    a poem as insane as a weim with a pillow fetish.

  32. Amy and Toby says:

    OMD that’s a racy one…too good to be bad Easy!

  33. Two French Bulldogs says:

    BOL we love a good pillow
    Lily & Edward

  34. Clowie says:

    They should knock on the door, BOL!

  35. Kuruk says:

    Oh Easy, that is just pawful! I hope you win! Wooooowooooooooo!

  36. fern reed says:

    Are you still losing some weight sweet boy??

  37. bravo bravo – what an excellent poem !

  38. Gee, a Weim’s gotta do what a Weim’s gotta do! Excellent poem!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

  39. OMD! is there no privacy? bWaa haa Great poem!

  40. The OP Pack says:

    Easy, you have left us woo-less:)

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  41. Emmadog says:

    What’s the deal with you and my little sister and pillows??? Sheesh, leave sleeping pillows sleep 😉 Cute poetry though, or shall I say, real bad?

  42. Misaki says:

    hahaha love it

  43. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, super poem and deliciously racy! BOL OMD I agree that’s what they get for not knocking first. Shesh, can’t a guy have some fun?!?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Commish

  44. That is so hysterical Easy, such a great poem, can’t believe your pawrents caught you in the act! That’s too funny! I don’t do that, I only get humpy with my Bionic Ernie, I like to hump his head! Oops! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

  45. ScottieMom says:

    Easy! Something tells me your pawrents will never leave you alone with the pillow again…Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  46. Sasha says:

    Outstanding bad poem and yes I agree, they should knock first . Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

    Loveys Sasha

  47. harrispen says:

    Oh Easy Walter liked your poem. I guess it’s a guy thing.

    Millie & Walter

  48. BOL – oh Easy loved your poem 🙂

  49. crack me up!!!!! your a naughty naughty boy!

  50. Laika says:

    Hilarious 🙂

  51. You know Easy – sumtimez there r thingz in life a woofie can’t control – just like the bad poetry comez rushin’out of your heart so due your actshunz an’that iz when your peepz need tue leeve us alone an’respect our wishez.
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an’Diva Shasta

  52. Papoe says:

    You are so naughty…but I really like your style of poem 🙂

  53. speedyrabbit says:

    Hehehe you are cheeky Easy,xx Speedy

  54. dezizworld says:

    Aaaaw Easy yous so wight. Yous do deserve sum purrivacy sumtime. MOL

    Luv ya’


  55. Oh Easy with company there and everything!

  56. rottwlrmom says:

    Bad poetry is all I write… But your poem Easy… it reminds me of a story I saw in my Facebook newsfeed. It seems a friend of mind had some new patio furniture and every morning the cushions were strewn about her porch. She set up a camera to see what was going on and found… a big raccoon having his way with her cushions every night! All of them…

  57. ROFL! You need to start hanging your leash on the door knob as a warning. ☺

  58. Lee says:

    Easy Easy caught making out with the pillow jeez did you wear a condom? You just wouldn’t want any throw back pillows hanging around.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  59. dollythedoxie says:

    We can fix that for you over here, snip snip! Love Dolly

  60. Of Easy that is really bad in so many ways!

  61. Nylabluesmum says:

    UGGHHHH now me iz coverd in tea Easy>>>Mum read yer poe-em n she spitted her tea all over me again…..grrreat!!! 😦
    Butt yer poe-em WAZ heelareeuss n we cuud pickture….nah….neber mind what we iz finkin…
    Notty poochie; we lub ya!
    ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Mum too…

  62. Easy, what’s so bad about your poetry? You speak from down deep in your soul. I like that….I sing from down deep in my soul….we gotta have deep feelings or the passion just isn’t there. Good going my friend.


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