Hell-o to Easy’s sunday class..
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TODAY:
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THE WEATHER

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Hell-o Class!

 

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Hell-o Teacher!

 

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Are you still there all?

 

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A Miracle!
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The weather is a thingy invented in the United Kingdom because it comes from WET ( n’ wetter) what’s mostly the case there and from “whether you like it or not”, that means you can’t change it. That can only  the weather-guy we know from TV. Because of the fact that you can only become a weather guy when you have a mentality like Grumpy Cat, the weather mostly is B.A.D. That’s a german word and means the chamber of torture with the bathtub inside

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…and therefore bad stands for things what are definitely NOT good.. like the weather…

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The weather has a great influence  on  our pee-mails…

 

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If it is wet, we have to write it under an um-PEE-rella, otherwise they rain will wash our ink away that’s called “deleted mail”… or you can send it as a message in a bottle… that’s called Pee-r then…
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If it is dry&hot we also have to use an um-pee-rella, to protect our brain or it will get shivelled and useless. it’s embarassing to write brainless pee-mails,  what will land in the spam-folder.
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pee1
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melonen1

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In  rare cases the weather can be bad in a very uncomfy way… that’s called winter…and not even an um-pee-rella can protect you and your special bodyparts from icicles and chilblains. Therefore it is better to stay in your crib and to write your pee-mails on house plants, butt better as an “anonymous sender”… 
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don’t sign it with your name or leave  other personally stuff behind…  or you will be the litter bug (LITTERally) and you will land in hell…

 

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…or in front of a drumhead-trial… just saying…
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Because our earth is a slice where peeps&pets live on both sides, we have a difference between the bottom side and the topside.  That means while we have bad weather with sun and heat on the topside, the peeps and pets on the bottomside have bad weather with cold and frost… oh and btw: therefore this part of earth is called down under…

 

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Savvy? Great!
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oh wait… if you made a mistake while writing the address of your pee-mail…
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…then the mail goes RETURN to sender, like Elvis said and namely with the MAILERDAEMON who eats you all with neck and crop!
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 So, think it’s time for Lunch break, class!… run for your life… Bon appétit!… to me

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HAVE A SMART SUNDAY ALL

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

52 responses »

  1. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, please help me! I’m seriously confused. What shape does the Earth have? Does it have a double-plate structure, that is, does it consist of two plates, glued together by their bottom parts? If so, then how it is possible that the apple juice pond does not trickle down from the bottom side?
    And how is the weather on the lateral part of the Earth?

  2. Easy you really are a great Sunday School teacher…..I have learned much from you these years including about the weather and peemail and how to devour a stuffie in two seconds flat. You are so wise and knowledgeable – I learn from the Master!!! Have an EASY easy Sunday Mr. Teacher Guy.

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. Super weather class. Do hope attendance is as good next week… Astounded so many could attend today 😉

  4. Weather is tricky. Your lesson was very important. Plus sometimes I have to wear my neon raincoat. I think it is so bright, it scares the rain away!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  5. A captivated audience (were they chained in place?) We do believe you skipped the most important thing about the weather – the great “excuse” – it is too hot for walkies, too cold for walkies, too windy for walkies and they wonder why we pee on the house plants 🙂 🙂

  6. fredrieka says:

    hahaha woof! You are furny.. It is rainy here also, I am sick of it. Need something to do besides lay around watching momwithoutpaws on the computer

  7. Play bows to the master Easy. LOL when the weather is bad we say it is French and when in it good it is ours. Great lessons on weather and peemail mate. Have a serene Sunday and get in some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. You make an amazing teacher Easy!!

  9. Great Sunday School class Easy! Thanks for the weather and pee-mail lesson. Hope that there is as good of a turn out next Sunday, if you don’t eat them all MOL!

  10. fozziemum says:

    Well done Easy lovely to see a full if not terrified class..the weather man seems to have an unfortunate signage behind him…perhaps he needs to leave before the weather turns on him..yes we are down under and the nightly pee mail run is a delicate operation…frosty under paws means the wee wee dance…and by the time the pee mails are sent I need to go badly….have a serene and sunny Sunday hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  11. speedyrabbit says:

    What a great teacher you are Easy,xx Speedy

  12. Brian says:

    Hey Easy, we need to send our weather guessers to your class. They surely could use the wisdom!

  13. Goose says:

    I woke up early just so I could get a good seat for this mornings class. We should send all the weather guessers to your class room.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  14. cecilia07 says:

    Easy the weather might be B.A.D. But you always make me G.L.A.D.
    Hugs
    Madi yor BFFF

  15. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    Wow, sweet Easy you know you did a super job teaching about the weather and pee mail when you see that your students are all still there and all put together too. Good job!!! That was a most interesting lesson. Hugs and nose kisses

  16. Oh gosh Easy I feel SO much smarter after reading this. You know, as the official Blogville scientist, I thought I understood all there was to know about meteorology, but now I realise there were gaping holes in my education….
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS Can you believe we have just had two days of warm sunshine here in Aberdeen? AND those days fell at the weekend! Perhaps you can explain this hitherto unheard of phenomenon?

  17. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Thanks for clearing that all up for me Easy… ummm, or not?

  18. OHHHH MYYYYY GOD!! Is that what I THINK it is in the weather map photo above???? BOL BOL BOL!!

  19. This is a wonderful lesson Professor Easy and answers the many questions we have had! Is there going to be a test or do we just get a treat for learning?

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  20. Kyla says:

    You forgot to mention that down under the rain goes from the earth to the sky. I think Daisy told me that once, but I’m old so I forget.

  21. Misaki says:

    Looks likr you had a good attendance in class today!

  22. pawedblog says:

    Aww Easy! That was such a great class…. not just for your students, I learned lots and lots too!! By the way I am still so impressed with how many students that you have!! wow!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x
    Just a little one, we invited you along to the Writing Process blog Tour, on our blog today so maybe we can all learn to be as awesome as you are? x

  23. Too too funny.. I love your Sunday school class. Very attentive they are. My favorite little gray guys with the beep noses sorta were featured today… yay! I am glad they were not being overly loved and dissected. All I can tell you about the weather is that it be HOT in Missouri when I stick my head out the door and then too I know the humidity is BAD because my hair melts and has a mind of its own which is not a good thing.

  24. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Makes no mistake. Purrime Ministerettes is always around.

    Today we been seeing bikers in France going ups da Eiffel Tower!

  25. The OP Pack says:

    Easy, you are a great teacher and you surely have quite the way with your words:) Pawsonally we really love the winter and wish this summer would disappear!!!

    Happy Sunday.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  26. kolytyi says:

    There are technical problems with the homepage of the Hungarian Meteorological Service (no new data appear) because of a lightning strike!!!

  27. Mel says:

    Absolutely loved all the stuffed animals in your pics. How adorable. Nice lesson too Teacher!

  28. Howdy Easy. We’ve found the weather to be one topic of conversation that our peeps can always talk about. Awww, I’m too hot, it’s too wet, I’m cold blah blah blah. What especially annoys us is when mum cracks about about our fabulous mud art on the carpet. Did we put carpet right inside the back door??? Nooooo we didn’t but we always get the blame for the mud. Oh well, it’s winter here in Oz and we feel the need to give mum some exercise by scrubbing carpet on her hands and knees ahahahahaha.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  29. dezizworld says:

    MOL Yous so funny Easy. Wees suwe hate tu see dat mailer “demon”. MOL Hav a pawsum Sunday.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

  30. BOL, you are one pawsome teacher!

  31. harrispen says:

    Easy we’re not sure everyone was paying close attention to your class. Especially in those first couple of pictures.

    Millie & Walter

  32. Anonymous says:

    Crikey Easy …. You sure know a lot about the weather, aye?? That grey bear bloke in that second picture didn’t seem to be concentrating too well. Maybe you should make him stay home next Sunday. Don’t want him disrupting the class!!

  33. rottwlrmom says:

    Very good Easy! I live in Cali where we have no weather… Don’t hate me!

  34. hehehe what’s with all the penises? As for Norman and Gman’s heights I think Norman was taller then Gman, I think he was 24 and gman is 23 but I have to re measure gman to see if he has grown.

  35. Great weather lesson. Reminds me that the Earth will flip and we will have the cold again soon!

  36. I actually have a question which only a good teacher can answer for my guys as I am a bit confused as to rules… If you find an unguarded ball on the football field, is it yours? You know according to finders – keeper rule?

  37. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay ooh!!! ooh!!! i hav herd tel of this socalld land down under!!! i heer it is ware women glow and men plunder and beer duz flow and men chunder!!! and also they hav vegemite sandwitches wotever those ar!!! ok bye

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