TORTURE THURSDAY
Guess what they did to me today? It’s scandalous and cruelty…
It started that she, the one I don’t know anymore, said: someone in that crib smells like a garbage bag…
Yeah girl take a sniff on yourself!
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Then she, which I don’t know anymore, changed a look with him, the one  I’ve never seen before..
and suddenly  he, whom I’ve never seen before,  grabbed the poor Weimaraner pup and threw him in the tub of torture…
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…while she, which I don’t know anymore, came with the bottle my grampy used accidentally two times and she smeared weird smelling stuff on my silvermistygrey fur!
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can it be much more worse? of course, no problem!
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they which will be banned from my bed by now used a thingy with a direct connection to heaven.. (yes, the guy I’ve never seen before wears a Mankini bathers)
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that means that rain came out of that thingy!   AAAAAAAHHH! HELP!!!!
butt they, who will be ignored by now, knew no mercy. they poured rain on me till my fabulous Eau de toilet and my ego went down the drain…
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Get thee behind me satan and his granny!
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Furever and Ever! Thanks Overlook-Twins!… right on cue!
HAVE A SAFE THURSDAY ALL AND AVOID THE BATHROOM

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

100 responses »

  1. DailyMusings says:

    Oh Easy your look of shock in that first photo tells the whole story. The towel off looked like a good massage though 🙂 Your job is to get out there and roll in something to take off the eau de toilette smell 🙂

  2. Oh dear me. That almost happened to me last night. But Mom and Dad got busy with our visitors and so I escaped (this time). I feel bad fur ya, furiend!

  3. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh poor Easy! I feel your pain, buddy – I get that torture treatment EVERY WEEK!!! My family knows no mercy – they blow dry me too! It’s like a weekly downpour followed by a hurricane. We sure do put up with a lot for our families! 😉

  4. Goose says:

    Brother I feel your pain and shame. Why, why I say does such torture still go on in todays world. Butt I know afterwards you rolled with the punches and rolled and rolled and rolled. Roll on brother.
    Blessings,
    Goose

    • Brother that’s really a black friday for me.. ah na, wait it’s thursday… hahahaha…. butt the smell of that shame-poo they used is awful… can you send me some dirt of Berts pond, please?

  5. fredrieka says:

    I hate baths but momwithoutpaws is stronger and has opposing thumbs

  6. we so agree – we are contantly telling the peeps that water makes thing SHRINK and we shouldn’t be exposed to it….but do they listen – NOOOOOOOO . We feel your pain buddy…we went through the same torture last weekend…revenge is ours though – you can imagine the water that flies everywhere when we shake – and then there are 6 towels each they have to use to dry us 🙂

  7. fozziemum says:

    Easy…it must be in the airz…I feel granne look at me with waterous intent.she sayz I smell like a polecat…an her an grandad show no merciez..I am easy I am small I have no chance…an grannie getz in with me..it’z human-iliating….Forrest putz up a good fight but he even iz no match fur the water boardin peepz..no chance to roll in stinkz coz it’s to cold an wet outside…..mannnnnn paw pats Doc xx

    • jump in Dinnermintz’ box and the post guy will send you to my crib… oh wait… that’s like to jump out from the frying pan into the fire… or from one bathtub into another… sometimes the world stinks, huh?

      • fozziemum says:

        It sure does….Easy we are stuck with a world of barf tubz an torturez…..maybe if I startz to limp…that getz em..BOL

      • in worst case you land at the vet and Dr. R. will prescribe you a bath :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Noooooo Dr Rayya an me have a fun relationshipz…she referz to me az Forrests crazy brother BOL BOL ..she would send me to the groomin room quick smartz where I would be given a real big bathz..bol 🙂 limp or notz…:0

      • we need dry water, buddy. humans can invent any dry booze and even extra dry gin but no dry water? that’s a shame :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        I agree Easy..you can getz dry shampooz so why not use that….we do enjoy the zoomies after which haz a crime scene through the whole house…maybe we could just wear the always fresh and clean undiez…

      • yes, Doc, buy them… buy them all! we will become rich in zilch and efurrybuddy needs only one for lifetime…

      • fozziemum says:

        Sounds like a plan….grannie bought some to do a blog on..she waz furry embarrassed just buyin them…wait till she does the bloggie…lucky they are always fresh an clean coz you will wet yourself laffin BOL BOL …:0

      • I feel with your mom! maybe you should wear one of that thingies while publishing that post… :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        It’z a deal…if it iz az comfy az Molliez bra…;)

  8. Sagira says:

    The best thing about a bath is the after bath ZOOMIES!

  9. THOSE EYES!!!!!! I can see the dismay, disappointment and – yes – FEAR – in those eyes in the photos of torture. I thought that waterboarding thing was banned!! This is outrageous – you need to call the Weimattorney in your kraal immediately if not sooner and SUE! (I think Sue is the name of the attorney I mentioned above). Seriously, I bet you smell lots better – and probably those humans with whom you reside but will from now on will ignore – smell better too since they were WITH you in the bath! See? Maybe it’s not so bad after all?????

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Sammy it’s awful… I smell like NOTHING… not even my feet have any smell…I’m not sure if I ‘m still me or who is that guy on my bed?… seems they gave me a bath with fire-water hahahaha

  10. I bet you smell purtty! I’m sending Glory over for a bath she smells like a grease bag! Have a great Thursday.

  11. I was going to say the same thing as Daily Musings, the SHOCK on your face says it all!!! How insulting! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  12. It’s a good thing you look the same easy as we’re sure we wouldn’t recognise you by your smell 😉

  13. katiebblogs says:

    Oh Easy it is a tub of torture isn’t it? It’s unbearable. Learn to squeal and you’ll get out in no time.

  14. Julia M says:

    You poor thing! You’ve been most strong. Stay strong brother! 😛

  15. stella rose says:

    WE loves ours bathes Easy so maybe your momma should just put you in the kitchen sink like ours momma does…..stella rose

  16. Easy, is it not enough torture to have a bath? But to have a bath from a man in a mankini?!? Personally, from the photos it looks like he might be nekkid…which is like a horror story happening in your own crib! WTD? If I were you, I would destroy the bathroom when they are not looking so this will never happen again!
    Oz

    • hahaha I think you’re right, Oz! humans only have that bathroom because they aren’t able to lick the dirt away with her tongues… and we have to pay for that now… that’s not fair :o)

  17. Looks like some kind of Chinese water torture. The only way to respond to such an atrocity is to go back outside and get yourself smelling all natural and right again….

  18. oh, the cruelness of it all…..but was it really you that smelled of garbage???? i think not my furiend.

  19. Kyla says:

    Now you smell like flowers. Go out and roll in some dead squirrels to get your self-respect back.

  20. cecilia07 says:

    Sniff sniff is that the glorious aroma of a clean Easy I smell? If so, I approve!
    Hugs
    Madi, she who never ever, no ever, has to gave her furs rained on

  21. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Water boarding
    Lily & Edward

  22. Duncan says:

    Oh, brother. They got you good!!!

  23. Will and Eko says:

    That face of yours in the first bath photo is priceless! Glad you survived the harrowing trip to the dreaded bathtub

  24. Frankie and Ernie says:

    EAsy EASY EASY…… we have seen and heard the HORROR of the BAFF many times around Blogville….. BUTT we must say… YOUR tellin of it…. Takes the GRAND PRIZE.
    PeeS…. we Well recall… GRAMPY’s use of the Wrong Shampoo. hehehehehe
    We have OFten wondered if it caused him to Howl at the moon… or have an unquenchable desire to LIFT his LEG on Trees and Posts.

  25. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man says:

    Oh, no sweet Easy they caused rain on your beautiful, sweet smelling furs oh my goodness!! What are they gonna do to you next? You don’t look too pleased in that second picture that is so expressive. Did you go out and roll in something stinky so you would smell good again after he that you don’t know in his mankini did that to you? We knew a dog once who did that. Hugs and nose kisses

  26. PigLove says:

    Torture and abuse my friend – that’s what that is. Just wait until I get the authorities on the phone. Cruel and unusual punishment for a pooch to get in the tub and scrubbed down by mankini – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

    • thanks, bro! do you think I could make some wonga with a hidden cam in my crib?

      • PigLove says:

        oh squeals – most definitely. Get busy on that. Then we can send it in to the authorities. Better yet, stay tuned to my blog on Saturday for something me and Forrest are working up. You’ll be famous! XOXO – Bacon

  27. kolytyi says:

    Was this the preparation for the visit at the Major’s office?

  28. Brian says:

    That sure looks like rub a dub dub no fun in da tub!

  29. Emmadog says:

    Bailie and I fight like alligators when we are put in that tub of torture. Mom can’t even wear clothes because she gets so wet! At the groomer I’m good with the bath, but at home, no way, Jose!

  30. Wow, what a day!! Was it also hot? It’s hot here again today, so we put our feet or bodies in the pool this afternoon for a bit. Hotter tomorrow for our last day. 😦 And very hot Saturday when we head to Basel. From cold and rainy to hot and sunny. Oh, well. It’s been a great trip.

    janet

  31. oh, Easy the silly Americans would never strip to bathe and never mind a mankini, naked is better ;-0

  32. pawedblog says:

    Aww Easy!! Your little face!! I have a confession, sometimes I do this to Myfie, Ellie and Millie… they don’t like it much either but they use it to get extra treats. Did you at least try that?
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups! x

  33. Water torture . . . . . . ugh! Hope you are back to smelling good soon.

  34. The only thing worse than a bath is a stealth bath. How dare they say you smelled delicious like a garbage bag and then scrub that wonderful smell off in a sneaky, rainy way. Ugh. So rude,

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  35. Easy my friend I have just read about the day of torture and dread! I am so sorry you have had to endure such disgrace and torture! They who must be ignored had better be making it up to you with lots of treats and new stuffies!
    Marty

  36. speedyrabbit says:

    Thats just so rude Easy after all you hard work to getting that wonderful purfume,xx Speedy

  37. Oh my dawg Easy. Do you want us to ring the RSPCA?? What cruelty, what horror and all in the name of cleanliness. We will keep our paws crossed you find a pile of cow poo, horse poo or the ultimate find, duck poo, and you can roll to your hearts content. Rory probably needs a bath now cause he peed himself when he saw the word tub. He has a fear of those for sure. We remember when your Grampy used your shower stuffs. We gotta admit, that was funny hehehe. Take care and hope you get nice and smelly again soon. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  38. Dalton says:

    Having a bath is the worse thing isn’t it!!

  39. OMC that’s pure torture! Can you believe our woofie Cubby actually LIKES a bath????

    The Florida Furkids

  40. Easy hoping by now some of your own good stink is back. You know, so a girlle Weim can find you.. 🙂

  41. Sage says:

    Oh, Easy. The indignity of it all. The same thing happens to me BUT it’s outside where everyone can see me getting tortured. But, let me tell you a secret–you get to roll in eau de stink again as soon as you find it. hehe

  42. Yeah, in my house B.A.T.H. is a four-letter word. The two boys hate the idea, though my Lilah doesn’t mind as much. Not a one of them understand why I would want to remove the Eau de Dead Worm that they worked so hard to grind into all their furs.

    –Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

  43. Anonymous says:

    Crikey Easy ….. I feel your pain, mate!! That look on your face will haunt me for days. I know exactly how you felt, aye?? I’m sending over some Roo poop, mate. You’ll smell better in no time at all.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Crikey Easy ….. why am I anonymous. It’s me, mate ….. Charlie from downunder.

  45. Oh my Easy, Yes I must be weird, We got home from our camping trip and once again I couldn’t wait to jump in the tub for my bath. Mom had to chase down Hazel & Bailey and then I jumped right in with them too! We took your advice and barked away those nasty ticks, so we just came home dirty HA HA
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  46. fernerose says:

    OH my Sweet Easy, you are not alone about that awful Bath!!!! Zoie hated a bath too!!!!!! I had only given her one bath and she said to me you will never get me back in that awful bath place again and I never did!!! Thanks for your visit to my blog.!!!

  47. Bless your heart! Do I need to call the ASPCA and report the cruelty that you’ve had to endure?? The very idea of humans thinking that you smell! Your expression is just hilarious!

  48. Papoe says:

    Hahaha poor you. We never avoid being bathed because we are always in the water 😉
    You should try asking them for a pool instead of a shower

  49. haha I can’t stop laughing at the second picture… you look in shock!
    It actually made me think “Did they do a cavity search on you?”

  50. catfromhell says:

    Oh Easy! Yous hates water as much as mes! my hairy slobbery sister Bob has to has baths and she gets into the shower with Mommy! And she LIKES it. She does NOT likes being bathed by herself!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  51. Misaki says:

    Oh the horror!

  52. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry yoo spent yore thersday gitting tortcherd in the tub!!! my poor sister trixie gits tortcherd evry satterday sadly she seems to hav bekum reezignd to this and goze into the bathtub willingly now insted of fleeing!!! i hav my suspishuns that she gits treets in their but i am afrayd to investigayt for feer that i may end up gitting tortcherd too!!! ok bye

  53. Nylabluesmum says:

    Such torture me sweet furend!!! Last nite me had sum loose *ahem* poopz n she who iz apposta bee me Big Sisfur swooped down n me ended up wif a wash cloth n me tushie beein cleened…me had barelee stepped out of da littur box!! Guud Greef!! Must bee sumfing in da air iz all me can sayz!!! 😉
    Me dignitee went rite down da drain wif yer ego…
    **sighz** oh da horroar of it all 😦
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

  54. Yikes the dreaded bath!

  55. Clowie says:

    It isn’t fair, Easy! They do that to me after muttering that I stink! But I always smell a lot worse afterwards, until I find something nice to roll in.

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