BLAST FROM THE PASTBacon invited all to show their trashures. Things  what you loved or hated many moons ago as you were a puppy.

I will show you two of this thingies:

1. Mainzel-manikins they are wellknown in germany as advertisers for a tv-channel. They used them in commercial breaks, because the channel was located in Mainz and they thought they are cute. They are definitely NOT cute, they look evil and the voice and the laughter of that dude with the glasses sounds as if he is a chain smoker and I’m sure, really SURE that this critters will visit you at night to eat your brains…
2. soft tennis game… a game for dummies or evil kids what got a foam rubber tennisball instead of a real Mr. Wilson to avoid material damage and fatalities…Kids like my mom and her cousin. Because they were evil. Have one of them and your will have a super bad day – have both and the global peace is threatened. Therefore they had to be under guard without interruption…  even when they slept. No matter that they were 8 years old, they were evil by birth.

Butt back to the toys: let’s face it, they are boring…yes! butt wait! I can show you how you can make a super interesting toy with two boring thingies like this creepy dudes and the foam rubber tennis game:


you need:

. creepy dudes or any action figures, except Barbie, her body index is inappropriate

. a boring foam rubber tennis game
. an ole wood oven,
where you can lift up the rings of the hot plate
. a spaghetti tongs

It’s good to pick a family event where you have guests, the more the merrier, I will tell you later why. Devil Mom and Devil Cousin picked an opening of will, kids were not allowed at the notary, so they had to stay at home. The neighbor Hannah who got some wonga to have an eye on the evil met her boyfriend and another 6 friends

and forgot to come over. The evil on two legs played with the tennis rackets and were super bored, because it was february and they had a really bad cold weather what made outside-mischief impossible.It started as it became cold in the house. Devil Cousin opened the rings of the hot plate to throw a piece of coal in the hole while Devil Mom was on his side  and played around with the ball and the racket. Accidentally (pfff as if!) the ball felt in this hole  what meant: end of the tennis match but start of a super funny game.

One of them took one of that Mainzel-dudes and had a serve. The trick is to play the creepy dude on the wall where it rebounds and  lands  directly  into the open hole on top  of the oven. Butt this game needs 2 players (or more), one who makes a topspin and one who waits with the spaghetti tongs near the oven  to remove the creepy dude from the hot plate in case of a miss. It’s not bad to open the windows, to make sure you can see each other  through the thick smoke, so no one can cheat and otherwise the hot dudes what went missed need a while to cool down on the window sill , because they stick on the racket like the plague when they are half-melted. Just saying.

Devil Cousin had a whole small  suitcase full of this creepy dudes, so both had tons of fun while waiting for her pawrents.

As their pawrents  came back they started to flap because they saw the dark clouds what came out of the kitchen window and instead  to give Devil Mom and Devil Cousin a mayor rocket they said nothing, because of  being surrounded by 87 or more peeps and the pastor who inherited the piano  a sudden voicelessness. Now to the best part of this game: you will go unpunished,  my paw on it as a silvermistygrey scallywag… if you pick the term wise and when you schedule the big WIM-BLOW-DOWN match on a day with a family event. Then you can’t get any punishment or represalis…. because…  NO ONE of your family is brave enough to smack your bottom in front of the Pastor and 87 eyewitnesses….

Therefore Devil Mom and Devil Cousin had only to swear to do that never again, what they did because all the creepy dudes were grilled and the suitcase was empty….

***and just for the records: have I mentioned that the mom of Evil Mom was a learnt  elementary teacher  and that  the mom of Evil Cousin worked as a nursery teacher?…. incredible, huh?….What’s your blast from the past?




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

60 responses »

  1. Wow you have a few old things 🙂

  2. fozziemum says:

    Bwahaahahhhh oh dear Easy I love Devil mum…she is my kinda gal! those thingies were asking to be fried..i agree they look kind a sinister and I think would look great at Howl-o-weim! …small kids never can be bored when an ugly toy a drunk babysitter and a will reading creates the moment 🙂 sounds like a joke bwahaahaah..I myself poured hot candle wax that I had an excess of down the sink…which promptly set hard…my step mother let me have it …as did my father… pastor with a recently acquired piano there to save my butt hahahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • that’s sad that you had not even a pastor or a piano around
      as you were creative with hot wax… at least he could play the funeral march on the piano as you got your punishment :o) Butt at the end it was a smart idea, you learnt that hot wax can stop water… good to know when you will be in distress at sea once….

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahaha I agree day when I am with Gilligan and in danger of being deserted I think I will have the answers on how to get the boat fixed! urghhhhhh childhood is not for the young bwahahaha 🙂

      • yes, childhood is like climbing a mountain…butt if you are adult it always goes downhill lol

      • fozziemum says:

        I know…if was an adult as a child I think it could have been good…but i can always wait until I am really old and become a child again..i will bring the wax you bring the horrid little toys and cooktop!

      • yeah and then we wear our mom’s shoes and use tons of make up to see a teen-rated movie :o) isn’t that crazy that we tried to look older as we were young and now we spend a fortune to look younger :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Urgghh ain’t that the truth!! I used to wear my mums lace up fashion boots….took me five hours to lace them and put on her midi skirt and some very nasty greasy bright green Avon eyeshadow and Blush……… I am happy if I don’t see a hair sprout on my upper lip bwahahahah 🙂

  3. That sure was a creative game they chose to play and the timing couldn’t have been better 😀

  4. DailyMusings says:

    I cannot stop laughing- those manikins are really creepy- they look like they could come to life. That game sounds like something my cousins would have made up and I would have followed along being to chicken to start it on my own. When I started reading I assumed you meant you were using an old not working oven- when I realized that was not the case that is when I started to howl. 😀

  5. HAHAHAHAHA…..Easy your Devil Mom was quite inventive with that game along with her Devil Cousin…..smacking those little doll thingies into the hot oven was tons of fun I’m sure and the BEST PART was they didn’t get spanked for being BAAAAD! Good thing there was a crowd around or they might not be able to sit down for weeks…HAHAHA

    Hugs, Sammy

  6. 2browndawgs says:

    LOL I wonder if we could find some of that stuff for our own game. 🙂

  7. I know those guys! Oh my goodness. 🙂

  8. cecilia07 says:

    Morning Easy those little men reminded Mom of a blast from my human sis’s past…
    Webbles Wobble but they don’t fall down

  9. fredrieka says:

    do not chew on those easy you might swallow them.. Oh better yet bury them Woof

  10. We love games that you make up as you go along! That’s the most fun.

  11. those are some odd collectibles for sure ….I can remember having an old wood stove like that – use to make the best ever bread in it 🙂

  12. Two French Bulldogs says:

    What cool stuff. Those things scare me. We think they come alive at night
    Lily & Edward

  13. Brian says:

    Creepy cool isn’t always a good thing Easy!!!

  14. Wow, what a fun game they played and the timing was brilliant!

  15. Emmadog says:

    We know the Mainzelmaenchen! Mom thought they were so cute on TV and Mom loves Mainz! Thanks for the fun memory.

  16. OMD ! What a great game thought up by the devil mom and devil cousin! and to get away with it too! Bwwa ahhaaa aa
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  17. Kyla says:

    Remember, what you put on the web stays forever. Those manikins have long memories and seek revenge.

  18. Goose says:

    Well you mom and cousins get points for being creative. Do you think this game would work with potatoes? Ooooo or corn on the cob. I think I will try it with that. Then the worst that can happen is I have a kitchen full of popcorn.

  19. fernerose says:

    Wow that was some post!!!!! I am still on my super slow slow computer. This littler email took 20 minutes!!!!!!! I am here b/c I love you Easy!!!

    • I hope your fast machine is back soon. It’s bad when you have to wait so long… for every comment. I cross my paws that the computer-repair guy can fix your new machine soon.

  20. Oh those evil ones are creepy! I wonder if there is an American version. I do love the wood stove though.

  21. raisingdaisy says:

    Hey did you know those old stoves are back in again? Aga makes ranges out of cast iron with all those little front doors. They weigh a ton and cost just as much! But now they come in “designer colors” like purple and robin’s egg blue….go figure! Love your family gatherings! 🙂

  22. Lee says:

    Oh that just sounds wrong. I think there is a little pyromaniac in you Mommy. Easy don’t get to close to the flame.
    Thanks for stopping by my blog
    Sweet William The Scot

  23. Devil mom and cousin are evil! Cool old things Easy. Hope you had a wonderful day.

  24. That is quite a story! Just shows you that things (and people) can change!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  25. Too funny buddy and yes you and Gambler really are brothers, sorry your Sunday wasn’t so hot either.

  26. BOL wow what an interesting game! You know, my dad used to own a trashure store? It was a pawn shop with LOTS of trashure. It was a pawn shop/nursery combo, now it’s just a nursery… I used to love playing with all the trashure like tennis rackets, guitars, keyboards, a cotton candy machine, a gong, and all kinds of other stuff.

  27. Oh noez! I like the little manikins!!!! I played with small plastic horses and took them to horse shows all the time with a little truck and trailer. I also played with stick horses. I was all about horses when I was little and stayed that way all my life! I love the naughtiness your Mom got into. I was a bit naughty myself!

  28. PigLove says:

    Oh dear piggy heavens. This is brilliant. Just think of the excitement. Maybe this is one way that I can get those gorgeous firefighters to the Hotel Thompson that mom is always getting dreamy eyed about? That’s a thought! XOXO – Bacon

    • I think you will have a good chance to get a meet&greet with the firefighters… and that’s probably a good way too to get off lightly… who would be brave enough to smack your bottom in front of the firefighters?

      • PigLove says:

        Snorts – mommy said for the fire fighters to be brave and smack her bottom. Double snorts – she is on a hoot today. XOXO – Bacon

  29. Nylabluesmum says:

    ROFWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!! Oh Easy your Mum n her cousin sure had some imagination. We howled over Wim-blow-down & think we would have enjoyed that game immensely!
    I despised Barbie dolls & I used to play a game I called “Pop the Barbie”…it was cruel & made the neighborhood girls cry. The boys loved me however 😉
    I would pop off the left arm; right leg; right arm; left leg & for my finale: pop Barbie’s head off & make it sail as far as possible!
    Yes I was terrible but the boys adored me & they let me play Football & Cowboys & Injuns which was fine by me!!!
    I did post about my Sammy the Seal on the blog hop. I was only 2 years old when I had him & I was a pacifist at that point….
    Love Sherri-Ellen (who still shudders when she sees Barbie dolls…)

  30. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, I think we’ve found the Urbild of your mom’s DIY-projects!!!

  31. Clowie says:

    That sounds like a great way to have fun with boring toys! Very inventive!

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