Yes. You read right. I was invited at a girls-night. That’s because my dad went away on friday evening without me and the mom because she said: I can’t be arsed. I have a mom-graine.
Gee! And what’s the best treatment for a mom-graine? A BEAUTY PARTY! Because she has no girlfriend in pawson here, I had to grasp in the nettles I got an invitation. LUMMY! YAY!
It started that she faked her fur with color to pretend she is a young chick instead of an ole hen….
…while I had a  “cash check”…
Are we done now? NO? Shit!

Then she put something in her face what reminded me on a thingy I left in the back yard….
wait, I’m back soon…


aaaah… Howlelujah! it’s still there…Pheew… I thought… she had used my recycled food…butt fortunately she didn’t…so there we go..
She put something in her face to pretend to be as beautiful as me… but that needs more than a hand full of whateveritis butt fortunately not what I expected…
…while I did some YOGA…for Mollie: YOGOZ 


because that makes you beautifiul too… not that if I would need it.. butt it’s relaxing..
Are we done now? No? Shit!
Even mom noticed that her pitiful try to pretend to be a Weimaraner failed and she washed it away…
… while I washed my paws, just in case I have to prepare our supper…


What?  I haven’t? …Shit!
Then she removed her eyebrowes under wild curses what I wrote in my Bad Idea Catalog immediately..  while I bowed my head with shame…
Are we done now? No? Shit!
Then she took a bath while I waited in a distance….
Are we done now? No? Shit!

Then she removed the fur she has on the legs, because she is related with grizzly-bears… under erratic howling because that hair-weeders are invented by the Marquis de Sade.
Are we done now? No? Shit!

Then  she smeared  body butter (instead to roast me an egg with it!) on her stilts and the whole stillage…
Are we done now? No? SHIT!

At last she threw a mush in her face  what’s worth 87 Greenies (what a waste!!!)
Are we done now? No? Shit! …. wa…wa…what? we are? GREAT!!!!

And now finally we came to the best part: FOOD!
Mom prepared a plate  for me and  a plate for her own stomach and while watching the documentary channel  we enjoyed our  treats…
Are you done now?
Finally we took a Selfie to see the before and after effect, I’m beautiful as always and my mom can show her inner beauty….


What are your BEAUTY SECRETS?



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

41 responses »

  1. mollieandalfie says:

    ROFLMA Your Mommy is nearly as bootiful as you Easy. Have a super weekend xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. Julia M says:

    Uh oh! Don’t let your mum know you said she wasn’t a young chick 😛

  3. Easy you and your Mom had a lovely day of beauty even though neither of you needed any help with that – you’re both beautiful from the inside out (however that chocolate face mask stuff might have been quite delicious to snack on!!!)………humans do such weird stuff to themselves to be gorgeous and we are just gorgeous the way we are without any help right???? Amazing………….Have a totally beautiful Saturday!

    Hugs, Sammy

  4. I laughed so hard about the hairy leg grizzly bear relationship. I think our mom is part goat– shes got some chin hairs in the goat-tee area.

  5. Your mom is beautiful, but those girls’ night beauty secrets are frightening! It’s a good thing we doggies have our inner beauty shining through.

    Love and licks,

  6. 2browndawgs says:

    LOL your Mom had quite a spa day. 🙂

  7. You both are beautiful! That first picture cracked me up! So if dad is away did mom use a timer on her camera!?? I think your moms haircor or is great and I need to do mine again as I have Weimy grey in my hair. Sucks getting old. Is this weekend the show? If so good luck my friend!

  8. Mental Mama says:

    Be nice to Mom, Easy – being a woman is hard work! Doing all of that stuff to make ourselves feel beautiful is well worth it. You should be proud of your mom, she’s lovely. 🙂

  9. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL! OH MY CATS, the things you do for the love of your mom are to be commended. At least there was food involved!
    I love that color eye shadow and lip gloss!
    Madi your bfff

  10. Goose says:

    Easy you of course are beautiful and I think your mom is too, especially on the inside. And we know that is where it really counts. My MOM only does the grizzly bear fur removing thing. Have a beautiful day brother.

  11. Ohhhh Easy! What a good sport you are! I wish my Mom lived by you, she could sure use a beauty treatment! Your Mom is soooo beautiful that she doesn’t need to try and be even MORE beautiful! I loved when you said she was trying to look like a Weimaraner !!! BOL!! At least you both got some good treats out of it! Barks and licks and much love to you both!

  12. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, your mom seems to be taking her diet too seriously. Please tell her that it makes no sense to try to use chocolate for external application because it will be not absorbed into the bloodstream at all. Butt she might try liver paste.

  13. fredrieka says:

    wow glad I do not have to go through that. No dieting because I am slim and trim, not twee zing because I do not have much hair. I do not have to do my bikini line.. I like just rolling in poop and get an occasional shower

  14. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ha! Oreo here. I have to lick my mom’s face in the morning to get the eye sand off and old drool. Yum!

  15. PigLove says:

    Hubba hubba dude. Your mom is hawt!
    XOXO – Bacon

  16. Girls nights are just the best, Easy – so glad you had the experience 🙂 🙂 Looks like you … well, Mom …. had fun! That said, time to go and colour my hair and pluck a few hairs out my eyebrows (and chin).

  17. Your Mom is very pretty Easy and she is lucky to have your support during her spa day! I have to say that the picture of her with the brown face mask cracks me up!

  18. Brian says:

    You two sure gave us the giggles today…again!

  19. Have a great weekend, too. I’ll wave at you as we fly by on our way to Basel (and then Dijon) on next Saturday morning. 🙂 Wish it were closer to you guys.


  20. Kyla says:

    I get a picture of a young beautiful Scottie and call it “mirror”. I don’t have to go through all that effort.

  21. fernerose says:

    Easy I am an old lady and am not beautiful any more but thank God Tom still cares for me!!! He loves me for me—I am so lucky!!! Thanks for your visit to my blog!!!

  22. Emmadog says:

    We are girls here, but we find some of that stuff moms do is very weird. My mom has this ugly green stuff she puts all over her face – looks like some dude called the Incredible Hulk!

  23. Hilarious, especially that first photo. Have a happy weekend.

  24. We noticed that when your mom had the stuffs on her face that she looked a lot like you! Yous were the same color! And she did NOT let you lick it off? That’s odd. We’re glad she didn’t put that stuffs on YOU!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  25. Yes, We should go out tonight Easy, us in our sunglasses and you in your uh uh makeup, we can go out on the town and cause much mischief and be incognito!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  26. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Wait. That is bootie? If mom looking like this EVER we shall kickings her out of PM office!


  27. harrispen says:

    Easy you are so sweet to help your mom with her spa day. You are too funny too.

    Millie & Walter

  28. MOL MOL ! Easy your Mum didn’t need all that stuff to make her beautiful! She already is! Did you taste the chocolate stuff? The Girls here said it looked like chocolate pudding that Grandpa sneaks to them when they go visit. Glad you were a good sport and spent Girl’s Nite with your Mum.

  29. dezizworld says:

    OMC Easy yous be so cute. 🙂

    Luv ya’


  30. DailyMusings says:

    what a great spa day… and a good laugh for me ….beautiful inside and out 🙂

  31. Misaki says:

    My mummy is part grizzily too lol

  32. pawedblog says:

    Aww lol… Easy, most of us ladies are part grizzly, but that’s classified information we only share with those closest to us, so you should feel very privileged! I think you were a great spa assistant, could you come over and help me?
    Hugs, Carrie and pups! x

  33. Did you try licking the chocolate ?

  34. fozziemum says:

    Bwahahaahao oh Easy…when we try to look beautiful it takes a lot of odd first 🙂 mum is beautiful inside and out much as you are too…and we all have those grizzly legs….I spend most of the winter in jeans but underneath …sasquatch hahahahahahh so vive le sameness ) so glad you both ended up looking adorable and I think it’s how much you love each other that makes you even more beautiful 🙂 hugs and loves Yogi Bear bwahaahhaah 🙂 xxx

  35. OMG the fist picture is hilarious!
    You actually look very sexy Easy… like really Easy going girl 🙂

  36. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow owr hyoomans shoor do wurk hard at mayking themselvs byootiful dont they??? my byooty seekret is beeing a vizsla dog it is mutch eezier then going thru all that stuf!!! ha ha ok bye

  37. Clowie says:

    You had a long wait for those treats, Easy! You deserved treats for each of those events, you were ever so patient!

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