SHOP TILL YOU DROP
Bacon and Fozziemum invited all to a new edition of shop around the world… shopping is my mom’s middle name so we are in, of course…
First, Brother, they refused to re-pack the stuff in the sizes you predefined. That’s SCAM-PAW-LOUSE! Butt anyway, let’s see what we have in our shopping cart:
Price of cable services for one month – what do you get for that price?
we have none, because the cables aren’t long enough to reach the boondocks, so we have to use SAT-TV.
A longer while ago we had a tv
pirate provider who offered nearly all things what went ever through the airwaves. From shopping channels of Absurdistan to the News of Franz Joseph Land we received everything. Sadly the pirate provider guy disappeared and the light went down at all his clients … hope you made it to Libertailia and if not I hope you have cable tv in your cell, buddy. Butt just between us, to place your special offer in receiver boxes of an electronic chain was not really clever… butt you had balls. Respect!
That’s the offer I found at the site of our internet provider, butt I have no clue what you really will get for your 37.99 = $$51.64
A 12 ounce box (360 grams) of Cornflakes
we only have other sizes of packages, but corn flakes you can buy everywhere to a moderate price. They always look boring and the boxes haven’t a special design or special flavours on Howl-o-Ween or Christmas. Therefore THANKS AGAIN BACON for the yummy cornflakes you sent to my staff!
220 gram (7.07 oz) = 1.59 euros – $$2.16
A 15 ounce package (432 grams) of Oreos or other cream filled cookies.
things what are not “made in grande nation” are expensive here. if you want to march to a different drummer, you have to pay a higher price. Some discounters offer “faked” Oreo’s what are simply inedible, so we buy it only rarely. Otherwise my mom dislikes the kid of their commercials what’s completely talent-free and annoying.
Oreo’s 176 gram (5.66 oz) = 2.03 $$ 2.76
A 7 ounce bag (225 grams) of Lay’s potato chips.
we have no lay’s so I picked another brand:
Chips 200 gram (6.43 oz) = 1.09 euros $$ 1.48
1 pound of real butter.
Butter always has 250 grams here. You can buy it salted or without salt. Once my mom bought a piece of salted butter and made a cheesecake. Her cheesecakes are anyway biologigal weapons but this one was totally over the top. The competition they hade, eat a piece without puking, ended in a draw…
250 gram (0.55lbs) = 1.51 euros $$ 2.05
A 6 ounce can of peanuts
Peanuts you can buy it in many variations. Butt it’s better to pick better brands, sometimes the bargain-nuts look a little nuts…
175 gram (5.63oz) = 1.72 euros $$ 2.33
Are you a
gourmand gourmet? Than you can buy this one:
They are HEART HEALTHY, that means if you get a heart attack when you see the price you only need one of this nuts. Cool huh? You can’t get peanuts not always for peanuts… and you must be totally nuts if you pay 11.10 euros – $$15.09 for 340 gram (10.93 oz) of nuts.
HAVE A SUPER SHOPPING WEDNESDAY ALL