…TO WORK!
Sugar, the golden girl, wrote on wednesday about a great event, named TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK. Wow, Sugar that sounds great, I’m in!
Sadly my dad refused to take me to work, he can embarrass hisself even alone good enough and he dont need a clown-co-worker. So I decided to work with
my mom. We picked a quiet day in my crib, without the laundry-war or diy-disasters or shopping orgies….
I’m her
Silvermistygreyfirstassistantoftheboardofmanagementchairman rightpawmanweimaranersmartassweisenheimer
( personal note: to check if that fits on a common business card) that means she can’t do anything without moi.
She works at home and her work starts at 7 am. That’s an unholy time for a silvermistygrey pup, so I came too late… on my first working day..
SHIT!… but I wear my bowtie I’ve got from my bro Goose, so I think we can ignore the fact of being too late.
We started to clean the bathroom.
wait, wait, wait… that’s so much not my problem… you know that I NEVER! use that chamber of torture…
then I had a break while my mom flew on the hoover through my crib… that’s very important to reduce the crap we have everywhere in my crib, mom just calls it “decorations”…and hey… she always needs a reason to visit their junk-store…
later we prepared lunch…
EWWWW… do you remember the worms I’ve got from eating sheep poo?…. just saying…
enjoy your meal while I better stay with beef&carrots
The flight with the hoover made some room in my crib so I can add some new decorations …
What? What’s wrong to live in harmony with the nature?
After my noon patrol, she started to work on my blog, that means she has to tickle the keyboard while I dictate what she has to write and I have to keep an eye on her spelling…
Wooooah! bananas needs no “K”….maybe a “T” would look great… naah? well, than take an “o”…
At 3 pm starts her HOWLY RITUAL: she switches to a german TV-channel to watch a show, hosted by her fashion-god Guido Maria K. It’s called Shopping Queen ( yeah I can hear your collective UHOH! and I join you: UUUUH!OOOOH!).
If you ask me that show should be named “RUIN QUEEN” or “DAILY DOOMSDAY” because everyday she adds something to her barkday-wishlist… it’s longer than my TP-wishlist for Santa Paws and either she has to marry Billy Gates or an Oil Sheikh immediately or it looks gloomy for her birthday….or for Billy’s asset if she is successful…
During the commercial breaks we went fishing…. that means the silvermistygrey pup discovers something outside of his fence (YES! there the grass and much more is always greener on the other side) what mom had to catch with a long pole.
Mostly a red leave from the blasted beautiful copper beech of our neighbors… not that we really need such leaves, we have 87K in our back yard….
But it has to be THIS ONE, THE ONE what’s outside of reach…
At 4pm when her god stops talking to her, she talks to my dad…. that’s the moment when he sets his ears on FLOW-mode while he has his favorite daydream:
Later we prepared supper…. that’s always a competition for the staff, because they have to design my plate everyday and I give them grades….
that’s a big fat F Mom… it’s a plate for a WAWA and not for a guy with 7 stomachs! Sounds like summerschool for you or grate retention…
While I had my supper (in bed, of course!) dad tortured us with that Sucker Worldcup thingy…
so I decided to read a book with Mom ( IAN RANKING’S Inspector Rebus, Bertie, I always think of you, because it’s set in Scotland, butt WTH is a haggis?).
Because this day was absolutely exhausting I fell asleep soon… it was interesting but I’m glad the TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY is only once per year….I’m not really made for working class, I rather will stay as a show dog and a bum…
HAVE A LAZY FRIDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Hehehehe isn’t that why you’re called Easy,to take things Easy…hehehehe,xx Speedy and Bashful
hahahah, that’s probably the reason, Speedy :o) but it was an exhausting day… I think next time I rather stay away from mom’s working place lol
What a day yous had Easy. Hav a westful weekend.
Luv ya’
Dezi
thanks :o) think I really deserve an EASY weekend after that hard working day :o)
Yous suwe du Easy. Hav a good one. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
What a great day at work Easy. Did you get paid?
You know, I once went with Gail to the office and it was REALLY BORING. All “NO BERTIE DON’T GO THERE SIT STILL UNDER MY DESK AND DON’T DISTURB PEOPLE, PLEASE.”
Gail loves Ian Rankin’s books too and wonders if your Mum has read ‘Black and Blue’? That one is partly set in Aberdeen and on the first page features a murder on the road we walk down every morning to get to the park. Eek!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
guess what? we currently read black&blue! is that “Bible John” a fictional person or was there really a crime case like that? I like the books, it’s not only a crime novel, you can find out a lot about the history and the country too :o)
I think ‘Bible John’ is purely fictional but I might be wrong. I’m not in general a big fan of crime fiction but I love Rankin’s book for their wonderful sense of place. I once went to hear him talk at a book festival in Aberdeen and he admitted that he can never remember the convoluted plots of his novels!
Cheers,
Gail (from ‘Furry Boots town).
pheew, I was afraid that Bible John would really live in Aberdeen. I’m glad he is fiction :o) I like the books of Mr. Rankin, he has a good way to explain why things are like they are :o)
Looks like a busy day!
absolutely… I’m glad I’m a dog and haven’t to work every day :o)
Bawahwhhhwhahhwaawa that looks like too much hard work for me Easy, the shopping channel I could do. You get supper in bed! you is so spoiled. Have a super Easy Furiday xxoxxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
yes, I had to eat in bed… I was so exhausted :o) I’m glad I’m not a biped, they waste their time with too much useless things… and call it “work” :o)
Wow that does sound like an awful lot of work!! Next year you should come to work with me!
Oh that would be great, Dalton! Maybe I can be food-tester or we can join the firefighters :o)
That would be the most fun!!
Ooo I love your tie Easy! Very professional! Sounds like you guys had a busy day. Maybe I should make Shiner help me clean the house tomorrow…
I’m not sure…. dogs and humans have different imaginations about housework :o)
That is a busy day and best you stick to shopping tv and meals in bed Easy!! 🙂
that’s exhausting too lol specially to persuade dad. It’s not easy to make useless stuff to a must have… not even for Easy :o)
LOL Easy a show dog and bum sounds good to us as we are not working class either. I see her eying my tail when she does the dusting and I high tail it out of there. No way is she using it as a feather duster. Nope take your pet to work is torture and should be banned we say. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
yes, I agree with you! and to use our tail as a duster would be the same like using a hurricane to blow the dust away :o)
Boy you had a furry busy day Easy..going to work with mum must haz been exhausting..specially the red leaf..always one and furry frustratin..but hey be careful eating in bed in case you end up like Gilbert Grpaes mum BOL BOL paw pats Doc xx
it’s the one between millions of red leaves…and it’s interesting when I see two of that leaves… mo always picks the wrong :o) I fortunately have a jelly bed, so I think in case of a “hot crib” my bed is a save place :o)
BOL …lucky fur you Easy…jelly bedz are great…no such jelly bedz here! 🙂 an yes always the one leaf just outta reach ..but haz to be gotten…does your mum bend down and pick up summin from the carpet when she vacuums and then putz it back to vacuum it…now that’s nutz!
yes, that’s what she does! isn’t that crazy? instead to hover it away she picks it up and holds it on the mouth of that monster… probably that’s like giving the roaring thingy a treat :o) (and we had a funny adventure once as she came to close on the rotating brushes)
BOL..yep same here Easy!! it wonlt move off the floorz so she picks it up..and then drops it again….humanz are so totally nutzo! them rotating thingies will take the fingerz right off a humanz…BOL BOL 🙂
absolutely! it’s a green thingy so I think it’s a gator with a long tail and sharp teeth :o)
I agree…ours s dark like a demonz…an today waz making terrible soundz….think it’s dyin…:)
they only die for a while till you connect it with the socket … only in medieval the dragonslayerers were successful… probably because they had no electricity for the reanimation :O)
Those were the dayz Easy….I really think this may die..grannie called it a name….that usually meanz it’s dying BOL 🙂
with B? B…..d?
Yes…how did you nose Easy!! BOL BOL
I’m an expert in “mom-language” lol
BOL BOL me too..she sometimez swearz like a marines!
Grape even BOL
Easy you had a truly EXHAUSTING day! I can see why you’d much rather stay as a show dog/bum. Same here except for the “show dog” part which for a cat is kinda tough. Bum I can do – have been for 14 years! It was nice that you assisted your Mom though with her work day. I’m sure she appreciated it. It was nice that you dressed up with your tie for “take your dog to work day” – you at least looked good while you worked!!
Happy rest-up Friday
Hugs, Sammy
that’s the main thing: to look good at work (said my mom).
Sammy, it would be not really a good idea to visit a dog show… think the prize would turn into a catastrophy :o) but hey, there are always cat-shows on the same place and at the same time, so we both could rock the shows :o)
Poor Easy – can’t be easy working in that mad house – pleased it’s only one day a year 😀
that’s true… I can’t believe that my mom does such boring things every day… it’s not the best to be a human lol
The life of a human isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be 😉
hahahah yes, maybe it’s perfect for kids… but for adults… not so much :O)
All work and no play makes a pup hungry…lol-ed at the haggis douche. :o)
hahaha, I asked google for that thingy…bet Easy would like it :o)
Gross. 🙂
I will never be able to look at spaghetti again without thinking about you Easy and a darling little Calico we had for a short time (until she went to her forever home) that had tapeworms. I love my Hoover!
spaghetti are no longer my favorite food since I saw this weird thingy once :o) we would be lost without the Hoover… wonder how people managed before we had such electric- thingies :o)
Oh bro – you poor guy. That was an extremely exhausting day in keeping your mom on her toes. Snorts – you do have your hands full. XOXO – Bacon
I’m glad it’s only one day per year… I need the 364 days for recovering :o)
Amen to that! I wonder when Bring Your Pig to Work Day is? XOXO – Bacon
Dang Easy, that work stuff looks like lots of…well, work!
yes, absolutely… think that’s a kind of exploitation to put a dog to work for one whole day :o)
thank goodness you have the weekend to recover from your hard day at work !
that’s true… butt I think I need more than a weekend to recover…. a treat or two could help :o)
Wesa cannot go to work wif our mom cos her boss does not like dogs. I toles her to tell him that pugs are not dogs but hers said he would not believe it, unless he seen it wif his own two eyes, and since we cannot go to work wif her he will nevers get to see it. she needs to look for a new job. She actually would like to have a job where she can work from home, but then I am afeared we also we have to work right beside her and that would dispense with our sleeping.
stella rose
I bet even a boss like Ebenezer Scrooge would love a pug :o) I agree when they work at home, that’s not really the jackpot… you would need a strict pawlendar with exact sleeping- and working times :o)
I would be exhausted after all that working too Easy…next year stay home!
next year I will celebrate this day on february 30th lol
Haggis? Haggis? That’s Scottish food. I’m Scottish and you know about my love for food. Send it to MEEEE!
I’ve read about that thingy… think we dogs would like it… I will send you the half of that haggis if I can find one in our stores :o) (hope it hasn’t to do something with “hag”)
Now, you’re hitting too close to home. I’m a curmudgeon.
Wow… I’m exhausted just readin about your work day. Maybe tomorrow will be “sleep to noon day”.
Wags,
Ranger
I hope so Ranger :o) I’m glad such a day is only once per year :o)
Working is all about the fringe benefits, and I see you were smart enough to enjoy many of them, while passing off the actual labor to the minions. Well done, Easy!
that was the hardest part of this working-day… and now I know it’s better to be a dog than a human…
What a hard work day!. We can not go with Mom cause where she works they make food stuff, even though she works in the office part. I must have been channeling my inner weim this morning as I was really terrorizing moms shoes BOL!
hugs
Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
hahaha that’s a kind of work too… specially the fast run after designing a pair of new shoes :o)
Thankfully you’re around to act as manager, the place would fall apart without you.
absolutely… they should be more grateful and they should raise my salary :o)
Who needs to go to work when you have so much going on over there!
Lily & Edward
to watch someone who has to work is work too :o)
Great Dog Almighty, Easy…why on Earth would you want to participate in Take Your Dog to Work Day?!? The word “work” does not appear anywhere in “slivermistygreypupofleisure”…which is what you are and should always be. I hate the hoovering…and cleaning the turd room is just ridiculous. they will just add more turds later. I say give it up and lounge about as usual.
Have a terrierific weekend!
Oz
I agree but I showed them my good will…. not really successful but it’s the thought what counts :o)
You are a very special breed Easy!!! Very special!!!
I know lol very, very special :o)
Wow, that was a very busy day. I bet you were exhausted by nightfall! When we read about this day on Sugar’s post we thought it meant mom had to get a job! Our pawrents work work at home . . . wait, I mean stay at home, they don’t work, they just play with us all day. We didn’t have a lazy day today though because Fridays are our days to run with our pawrents!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
oh that’s great if they stay at home to play with you. that’s a job too, to entertain two dogs every day … oh that means every day is a working day for you too, but it seems like a dream-job lol
Aww Easy, I loved your account of the day and all the pictures too… It looks EXHAUSTING! Wow. But I bet that you made it go faster and happier along for mum. Dad doesn’t know what he’s missing out on does he?
Hugs, Carrie and pups x
I’m glad theis event is only once per year… I’m glad that I’m not a human…imagine I had to do the same boring things everyday… that would be really a “dogs-life” lol
We work at home with mom every day, well, we work on our napping while mom works at home! A dog shouldn’t have to actually work!
seems you are the perfect co-workers and a great team :o)
I think you should get some wonga for napping too, it’s a heavy work :o)
Your busy day at work made me tired, E. I wonder if that fashion shopping guy would approve of your bow tie. So sophisticated!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I’m sure he would like it… much more than my mom’s “guise” hehehe
Hehe, Easy, we like your style. We think you would make an excellent Manager, bossing, er telling people what to do and how fast to do it. Your plate of food, while pretty, was very scarce on actual food. You need to get your mum to buy you a much bigger plate so it holds more. Have a great weekend mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
I agree, I could be a perfect boss. It always needs one who knows better in theory lol
Holy Dogs that was quite a day! What would your Mom do without you. None of it would get done. I hope you got a good rest, you deserve it.
Loveys Sasha
Sasha that’s a good question… she would be lost without my clever tips and hints :o)
Looks like you worked real hard. You could use a vacation!
–Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats
absolutely… do you think 364 days of vacation are enough for one day of work?
Easy, I wish you could come over and help my Human vacuum–honestly there’s black fur all over everything! I can’t imagine where it all comes from–so untidy!
I bet the black fur is from the street-guys who work near your house… I will send you my mom with the hoover-aircraft… hope the power cord is long enough :o)
The perfect work day! teehee
oh but so exhausting… think now I know why humans need a whole weekend for recovery :O)
That’s the dilemma: either you work like a dog to supervise the staff, or the staff has too much time and comes to bad ideas such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4LnorVVxfw
omd, the little dachshund, hahahaha toooo funny! I agree with you, either you have to work like a dog or you have a dogs life… or you can land in the dog house :o)
What a great helper you are! Get some rest buddy,
yes, I’m a perfect Houseweim…but only one time per year :o)
Easy! Not only did we miss this very impawtant day, but we’ve missed you!! Sorry it has been so long since we stopped by to say hello. We just moved and are getting the blog settled in its new home! It sounds like you had a very busy day and we applaud your efforts to help your mom. Much love, The Scottie Mom.
Hey Easy, at least you got to work with your mom!! I got into the truck and I was ready to go…and I got kicked out…that’s right!! KICKED OUT!
Grrrr
Wyatt
Bwaa!! Haa!! Haaa!!! Mes so happy that Mommy now goes away to work! When she worked at home, snoopervising her every day was exhausting!
But Easy, you IS the Bestest!
Kisses
Nellie
How fab that you got to go to work with your mummy! 🙂
Yow Easy dat waz one long n tirin werkday fer shure!! We lubz yer titile fer da buziness cardz…Mum sayz if yer last name iz Weisenheimer we mite bee reelated….
Her last name iz da Tile-heimer…..hmmmm dix bery interestin…butt me thott me silvergreymistypoochie furend ya waz frum France’ da Land of LUB n Eyefull Tower….Mum’z Father waz frum Germanee….
Doez not mattur as we adorez ya no mattur what ya doez or nott doez….
dat photo of ya n da Dad in bed snoozin iz purriceless!
Me helped Mum wif cleenin, Va-cummin n changin sheetz n sortin thru her XWAP too diz week n still had time fer sunshine n Sundoggie…. 😉
Dat iz a hint to go n reed me bloggie!
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
Oh Easy! Your mom works hard! Good thing she has you to help!
You day was sure eventful Easy. I bet your mom was glad you were there to help. 🙂