Have I mentioned that I had a bad friday? Ha,  here comes my saturday!
Oh and before I forget: The vikings in sweden are completely defeated, the war is over and my granny won. The barbarians with the cornuted  helmets died with laughter….
So, now to the bad part:
I was on noon-patrol where we have to pass a poor dog on a chain. He always barks at me and that’s all. Till yesterday….
…as the  chain broke and a black&white missile came out  with mach2 … and tried to punch holes in my silvermistygrey fur. My dad tried to come between me and the black&white bullet and so het got the holes in his leg and his hand while my mom tried to grip the carnivore assassin on the piece of the chain what dangled from his collar. A chain, a leash, 12 legs, 4 arms and 87 teeth is an unholy mix what blowed my dad out of his shoes and he landed in the dust where I counted him out while my mom brought the other  dog back to his house.
Sadly it was a smaller dog approx. knee high and it was a short piece of the chain and my mom had to bring back the dog while walking in a ducky-style. She presented the owner the chain and the explosive pendant on it and instead to thank her that owner just said : MERDE ALORS!… butt whatever the dog was back at home, dad was k.o. and I’ve  got the runs from all the adrenaline… and had to… you-know-what-I-mean for 87 times…We went home immediately and I took some photos of the Drama Queen HERO


….uuuuaah… dad, that looks not dramatic enough…


Meeeeeedic Dudette! bring on that fiery stuff called iodine!


hmmm…hmmm…hmmm… burns like fire…


….looks disgusting…. yes! GREAT!


…let me pimp that pitiful scratches a little… we need more drama dude…. that’s a blog and not a puppet theatre…


…yes, that burns like the eternal hell fire… butt you wouldn’t believe how great your feel when the pain drops off… come on dude, or you will get never a place at King Henry’s round table…




…..well, now it looks more like escaped on the skin of your teeth… be glad that you can see the fathers day today… oh and btw: happy fathers day, dad…


…  have I mentioned that we were attacked by a 20 ft-dragon and I had to protect my dad who nearly lost his leg AND! his hand?


…and here is the hero of the day, what protected his furmily, 87 kids and the whole world from a 87 ft. Dragon…


…who has to suffer under a totally ruined hairstyle what he has to fix with his hindpaws now for hours…



and I have TWO bullet holes in my ham, maaan I look like Al Clawpones car…

Be careful on your walks, wear a helmet and a second chance vest… protect your dad’s, because today is FATHERS DAY.



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. dezizworld says:

    OMC Easy dat’s vewy scawy. Meez suwe hopes yous and dad and mommy be okay. And dat yous make da idiot ownew dat let der doggy get loose pay fuw yous tweatment. Sounds like deys might not shuld hav a doggy. Happy Father’s day tu yous daddy.

    Luv ya’


  2. Ouch! Dat looks like it hurts!

  3. Oh my dawg Easy. What a saturday. Sounds like you and your mum and dad, make a grreat team against the enemy. Those war wounds look yucky and we hope the betadine helps stop any infection and you are all well soon. Phew. Your dad certainly deserves a wonderful Fathers Day. Take care mates.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  4. P.S. Easy, even though this was a serious incident, we all cracked up at your drawing!! It was hilarious. xx

  5. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy my friend you poor thing and poor mum and dad..that’ s awful scary and naughty too..this dogs peeps need a trip to the electric fence…clearly this little dog is unhappy and they should be taking more care of him …for him to launch at you is so not nice…tell mum and dad too maybe carry a squirty water bottle with them as most doggies don’t like that..always they put you first….Happy daddy’s day indeed to the hero daddy and sending hugs and loves and hope your sivermistygreyfurs recover and that the Betadine helps…ouch it does sting!! loves Fozziemum xx

    • that would be the best ( but they deserve 100k volt). the worst is that they have 3 of this poor dogs what are always on a chain. no wonder that they feel bad and turn into nuclear mushrooms. fortunately we have a non-stinging betadine, mom tested it on dad first (that’s true love huh? lol)

      • fozziemum says:

        I agree Easy..poor pups..i mean a happy doggie would not do this…Forrest does not like other dogs..he has never attacked but he gets his hackles up and would lunge etc..this is the reason he is safe here he can be free and happy and he has Doc..we would never risk him attacking another dog..we don’t even know if he would…but it is a fear thing with him from his early we respect his needs and the safety of others….poor dogs indeed so unfair…and yes true love means testing the Betadine on whoever you can !! 😉

  6. mollieandalfie says:

    Easy we are howling over here Dood, it’s the way you tell it, too funny. Poor Daddy, give his wounds a slobber from us and tell him what a HERO we think he is. Happy Fathers Day xxxxxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  7. kolytyi says:

    What a batch of heroic guys you and your dad are! You fought the enemy bravely off! You protected your mom so that she remained unharmed and could peacefully walk away with a gentle little doggy! Uhhhmmm! Who did you achieve this?
    BTW, I think that the dog’s owner should be kept on a chain and his three poor doggies should be confiscated and given to foster pawrents who teach them not to fear and attack other animals or people.

    • That would be the best for all, the owner was so unfriendly I would add a muzzler to her chain too ( and that’s because we brought back the nuclear mushroom on 4 legs instead to run away and to abandon him to his fate …no good deed goes unpunished, huh?)

  8. That is a horrific story! Thank goodness you’re all OK. Does that dragon dog have its shots? Did you call the police? Yikes! Your family is REALLY brave!

    Love and extra licks for all the “bullet holes,”

    • I have some doubts that one of their dogs ( they have 3) ever saw a vet’s office…. fortunately Easy has all shots… and we hope we will see no foam on his dad’s mouth today :o) (that means NO beer for him lol) Thanks for taking good care of my bullet holes, you are the bestest nurse Cupcake :o)

  9. Oh no Easy what a nasty thing to have happened and stupid owner is all we can say. Over here there would be police and such called. Not nice at all. Hope you are all OK today. Sending healing vibes and POTP to all your war wounds.
    Happy Farther’s day to your daddy and have a lovely serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • I agree with you, some people shoudn’t have dogs… not even a bug or a cockroach… we can’t call the police, their office is closed on weekends :o) (no time for crime lol)
      have a great daddy-sunday too !

  10. fredrieka says:

    woof I would have ripped him a new one. THe owner too.. grrrr ruffff .. there are paw idiots and people withoutpaws idiots I am glad you are ok.

  11. Easy! That was a terrible experience you had with your Heroic Dad and the meanie dog who ripped the Hero’s leg to bits. Maneating dog? Not good…..the neighbor with the chained up dog should be ashamed of herself for that…..hopefully your Hero won’t get infections (same with you and your blowout patch on your silvermistrygrey body) from that vicious attack. I hope you can still celebrate Fathers’ Day in style today – REST and cuddles and no dog bites would be a good start!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • thanks Sammy :o) we have a more silent celebration today :o) mom gave me a whole filet mignon and my dad thought it’s a special menu for him … he is a little disappointed now (probably he thought for donating flesh&blood yesterday he will get some meat back today lol) I hope your fathers day will be a good one with a giant beer for your dad ( we better give my dad no beer today the foam on his mouth could be misinterpreted)

      • That’s true – avoid any extra foam until things are “all clear” with those wounds of his! My Dad’s having his favorite beer today ……Warsteiner!

        Hugs, Sam

      • oh it came all the long way from germany to you? wow!
        maybe a beer would help that dog and his owners too to be more relaxed?

  12. merbear74 says:

    My goodness!! So glad you has a dad like that who saved you, but so sorry you both were chomped! There are some mean dogs out there, for sure.

  13. Emmadog says:

    That is aweful! What did the person of that beast have to say about it all? I would sue for millions, get rich and enjoy the good life!

    • she cursed (merde alors!) and tried to lock that poor dog on the chain again…
      I better don’t sue them every lawyer would get a laughing fit… they are a little like The Flodders :o)

  14. So glad you’re both fine (relatively speaking; what are a few holes??) and so brave of you to protect your family! You definitely deserved lots of treats. Hoping you’re having a safer Sunday.


  15. speedyrabbit says:

    Oh that is scary,Easy Want me to come and defend you honour I am a knight and all that after all,Happy Fathers day,xx Speedy and Bashful

  16. Well Carp Easy, did Friday sneak into Saturday or what?? So sorry you and your family had to battle the man (and dog) eating spotted dragon! Glad you lived to fight another day! Keep a good eye on your injuries because mom says dragon venom is dangerous! Glad mom fed you steak to revive you! Hope you have a much less adventuresome Father’s day. Happy Father’s day to your brave and wonderful Dad!

  17. Brian says:

    Oh my goodness Easy, what a scary attack and we sure are glad that everyone ended up being okay. I hope you all have a nice Easy, you’ve sure earned it.

  18. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH EASY…. Your saved your DAD from the 87 foot Dragon… what a GRAND Father’s Day thingy you did fur him. We are so very sorry that the Dragon broke Free and Attacked ! BUTT very PROUD of you fur the job you did.
    Happy Father’s Day to your Dad.

  19. DailyMusings says:

    This is upsetting on SO many levels!! A dog tied to a chain, and the response is merde alors? (even I know what that means 🙂 What a moron! Next, your Dad and those awful looking cuts, does he need a tetanus shot? And you poor Easy with holes in your fur. Treats all around I say! Hope all is quiet now ❤

    • it was horrible…really … I mean, her dog broke the chain and attacked us. we brought the dog back and instead to look at the dog or at us or to say anything, this woman just cursed like a coachman…. dad has a tetanus shot… hope we will not need a rabies-shot too ( maybe this woman would need one)

      • DailyMusings says:

        That happened to me once, a man walking a German Shepherd not on a leash- I was walking my little cocker spaniel, I tried to cross the street when I saw him, but the dog ran and attacked my cocker, and the man stood doing nothing while I struggled to kick his dog off my poor Sammy, (I am only 5’2″) It was terrifying. I hope you all heal well. ❤

      • thanks :o) hope all is ok, and now one will get foam on his mouth :o)

  20. oh Easy you are not having a good weekend. WTH….it just pisses me off when other peoples dogs cause havoc and the people can’t be responsible nor feel really bad at what happened. Your poor dad, I hope all is well today on his Father’s Day! Stay in your bubble until Monday a new week ahead!

    • that’s a perfect advice… seems we have a run of bad luck. I’m pissed too, it’s annoying if you have to pay for the mistakes and the irresponsibility of such folks…

  21. Tootsie says:

    Oh, yikes! Keep those clean, keep those healing!

    Happy Father’s Day.


  22. Easy my man, I hope Dad is better and no swelling. And your butt punctures should not swell or get hot…careful of abscesses. Warm hugs

  23. Oh dear! Heal up and be careful!

  24. Kyla says:

    If that happened here, Animal Control would have been contacted. The peeps would be warned that a repeat would mean the dog would be euthanized. Stupid government, a repeat should mean that the peeps get euthanized. That would stop the problem.

    • Kyla I agree, I wish this folks had to live on a chain once too. What they do to their dogs is so mean… no wonder that this dog was agressive and attacks all things…

  25. Horrible war injury! Thank goodness your mom and dad were there to protect you. Quick healings to everyone!!

  26. cecilia07 says:

    Easy, Dad and Mom OH MY WORD that is horrible…you wounds are considerable for a small dog. Dear me I hope that dog had all its shots and no one gets infected. For sure you used some very potent meds on your dad. I am so sorry your sweet gentle self and your peeps were subjected to such viciousness.
    Take care of each other’s wounds
    Hugs madi your bfff

    • Madi, I have some doubts that one of their dogs ever saw a vet in his life… but we hope it will heal up soon without problems. And I hope this week will be a better one :o)

  27. Mags Corner says:

    Oh, my sweet Easy that was quite a battle YOU and your dad had to win. We are sorry about the wounds and hope they heal up very, very fast. Happy Father’s Day to your dad. Hugs and nose kisses

    • thanks :o) I hope it will heal up without infections and problems and it will be just a bad memory soon without after- or sideeffects. I hope you had a great fathers day too :o)

  28. Wait a minute . . . wait a &^%$#@ minute!! Is that owner going to take responsibility to make sure this never happens again? Is that owner going to learn that NO dog should EVER live on a chain?? Can/did you notify the authorities?? You did a good job fighting that dog off to protect your people Easy. We sure hope your tummy has settled down. It is just WRONG to have to wear armor to go on a walk! Oh, we are riled up now!

    Breathe deep . . .

    BTW, we have a Blogville friend who is in need of fast POTP over at Cowspots!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    • I feel so sorry for the dog, his owners think they do right to hold him on a chain (they have three chained dogs). They will not listen nor change something. The problem could be solved with a simple gate… the dogs would need no chain and none of that dogs could escape… I will visit Reilly&Denny immediately, thanks for the information

  29. Easy, dear friend, that was so scary! You better stay in today and rest with your peeps
    It is shameful that the dogs are chained and the owner is a jerk too. Greta was attacked by an australian shepard at our training class when she was very young. It scared the crap out of both of us, luckily she had just a little tear of her ear. But a few months later the dog attacked a little papillion and did do damage to the dog. the stupid shepards owner blamed it on the little dogs and never would take responsibility or say sorry.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

    • thanks , I’m in my wardrobe the most time :o) I agree with you, some people shouldn’t have a dog. I feel sorry for Greta and for the Papillon, it’s a no-go to blame it on others like this owner of the shepherd did.

  30. Lavinia says:

    Poor Dad! Meanie doggie! Idiot owner! But nice drawing 🙂 I hope your Dad gets well soon!

  31. pawedblog says:

    Oh heck Easy!! What drama!! Thank goodness you were there to look after dad though… even with injuries yourself! You be nice now. like you said it’s Fathers Day!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  32. fernerose says:

    Hi Easy——– my computer broke again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Hope that doesn’t get infected!
    Happy Father’s Day!

  34. Friday the 13th hasn’t got anything on this encounter! Luckily all the pin pricks don’t seem to have deflated any of you too much. Keep those wounds clean!

  35. oh no! so sorry this happened, and glad it didn’t end up worse! happy father’s day!

  36. Dear God Easy! That is horrific!!!!!! did your Dad go to the doctor? He should!! Is all the woman said was she was “sorry???” Are you kidding? OMG Easy I am so worried about both you and your Dad. That is horrible! Hoping you are both ok! Much love from all of us!

    • Think we came off cheaply and it will heal without seeing the dogtor… but it was such a bad situation, specially that this woman only cursed and yelled without looking for the dog or for us…not really the role model for a good neighborhood…

  37. Oh no! I hope neither of your wounds get infected guys. I say good job to your dad, but wish he didn’t get bit =/

  38. catfromhell says:

    Happy Father’s Day!
    Its too bad yous and your dad was attacked by a vicious beast!
    Mes sure that the healthful properties of dog saliva will render any bad effects of the vicious beast’s teeth!

    • thanks Nellie :o) I agree, sadly my bullet holes are messed up with that darned betadine stuff… the taste is awful, so I can’t lick the dragons poison away…

  39. goldenwoofs says:

    A BIG Ouch! Hope your Dad is okay now … n you guys are enjoying Father’s Day. Golden Woofs

  40. OMC that’s awful. Please make sure your Hero Dad really watches those wounds. We feel really sad for that poor woofie.

    The Florida Furkids

  41. 2browndawgs says:

    Oh my. I hope none of that gets infected. How terrible.

  42. harrispen says:

    Oh Easy your dad earned his stripes today. Please give his wounds a few good licks to make them better.

    Millie and Walter

  43. Dalton says:

    That sounds awful! I hope you both recover soon

  44. PigLove says:

    Squeal to the high heavens!! Oh Easy and staff – that is so very scary! What a way to celebrate Fathers Day. Sending ya’ll BIG TIME hogs and snout kisses to a quick healing!! XOXO – Bacon

  45. OMD Easy. I’m so sorry I was not around yesterday to read this sooner. Holy canoli…a dog coming after you, the mom and the pops and it bitted you? Oh, I feel your pain…this same thing happened to me which is why I don’t like some dogs while on leash. I sure hope your pops gets better…and you too, with those bullet holes in your ham.

  46. Oh my dog! I just read about your horrible walkie! Hope you and your peeps heal quickly from all those bullet holes. Looks and sounds very scary.

  47. Misaki says:

    Oh Easy, what a horrible dog. And your poor daddy sure took a beating to protect you. Hope you’re all feeling better xxx

  48. Omg Easy, Easy’s Mom and Easy’s Dad! I am catching up on comments and I am so sorry I am late to tell you I hope you all are doing ok. That was a craptastic thing to happen. Looks like everyBODY shed blood except the “explosive pendant on a chain”.

  49. Kroten says:

    When I read the title of your latest post, I know I have missed something. I Scrolled down and found this.

    So sorry to read what had happened to you. Mommy is always afraid of loose dog with no owner….I guess I understand why now.

    Hope nothing serious will follow…hope no rabies too.

  50. Oh, my, Easy! We have a couple of those carnivores behind some gates at a house in the neighborhood….people are so not happy those two are around and have hurt 2 smaller dogs very badly. Bullies stay home!
    Glad you are fierce ( and mom grabbed the chain!) Oh, hope ouchies are well soon!

  51. Nylabluesmum says:

    HOLEY CWAP ON A CWACKUR!!!!!! MOUSIEZ!!!!! FLOUNDER!!!!! Oh Easy n Dad n Mum diz iz a pawfull storey n do nott wurry Easy we nott fink diz a pup-pet theeatur… much scarey n drama n holez n poor Dad iz a mess n yer fur too!!!
    We sendz **Power of da PAW** to all of ya dere n we hopez dere iz no more drama fer a l-o-n-g time….
    By da way what doez “Merde Alorz” meen?? Soundz like if ya had sumwhere to complane dat purrson n dere poochie shuud bee fined or sumfing!!!
    We shure hopez all iz calm….
    Much lub frum me ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Sherriellen Mum too

  52. […] It came from my brother Goose, who was so sorry that the doggy grabbed a piece of my butt on that black saturday, that he sent a care packet immediately to  remedy my hurted butt and my hurted ego. …oh […]

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