I had a really bad friday… butt not only me…


First my granny called and howled her woe through 1000 miles of fiber optic cable: She was in a grooming temple for humans, because they start today to a cruise to sweden. Maybe. Because my Granny got a pudding-basin haircut and refuses to enter the land of Abba and Pippi Longstocking  looking like an egghead… although my grampy promised to buy her such a viking-bowl  immediately…
As we finished the laughing  comforting, I planned to cook for my staff:

I made Salad in a Bun

that’s a recipe  my buddy Bunk from directly over the channel in UK shared yesterday – MANY THANKS IT WAS GREAT! :

I used tuna instead of ham and I also used a store-made dough, that’s much easier and I still cleaned my paws  in the tuna mix.


the only thing we needed was Basil, because our plant is a goner… as always..


… and my dad brought PARSLEY…he is a genius what I told him using a different word….


…butt busy silvermistygrey paws know no siesta and I prepared two of that salad-buns…


While I had the bun and the salad in my oven I added some salad I found in my back yard….


shall I tell them that I collected bird poop too? hmmm… naaaah I don’t think so.


Bon Appetite  staff… I better stay with chicken and carrots…


As our stomachs were stuffed, we started to my noon patrol. And there it happened. As  I meandered unawared around I’ve got bitten by an electric fence! WTF! Bloody Hell! That was painful. I screamed like an air raid siren first, then I tried to bite that darned thingy back…



ok dad pulled me away from the danger zone and he brought home the nearly-almost-by-a-close-shave  electrocuted Weimaraner…. who needed to be reanimated with a chewing bone…




Probably the 100K Volt what ran trough my butt had a weird aftereffect….


…what my puzzled mom noticed… openmouthed and a little embarrassed….


… only my dad laughed… till he noticed that it was his pillow…




I’m glad the fridayest friday of all 13th is over and today is a new day. Hope it’s a better one and may the Vikings in sweden are as strong as the legends say….




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

48 responses »

  1. Poor Easy think god that day is over!!

  2. OMD Easy as always you crack us up. I ran into a paddock once to chase the horses and I got zapped. I jumped 87 million feet in the air and then proceeded to walk around with my head at an odd tilt. Peeps just laughed. How cruel is that? Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. I am glad salad in a bun worked for you.
    I blame fence owner… there should be a huge warning on it
    As for granny… maybe she will start a new trend… who knows

    Have a lovely weekend… and stay away from fences 😉

  4. Now, if Dad had been looking for parsley and bought coriander, we could understand that 😀 Poor butt.

  5. Goodness Easy… must avoid that electric fence in future! Look at the aftereffects – I’m sure your Dad appreciated you “sharing” them with his pillow. OOPS. That salad in a bun thing looks fascinating – never heard of it but I think my parents might like it. We have some dead basil we could use too! Sorry your Granny got mutilated at the hair cuttery – that happens to my Mom a LOT (eeeek!). Purrrrhaps they will still have a fun cruise???

    Happy Bacon Saturday (or salad bun Saturday)
    Hugs, Sammy

  6. cecilia07 says:

    Easy it is 6:30 am and you have already made my mom lol w tears running down her face. Buddy you need to take your one msn show on the road.
    Madi and her cackling mom

  7. Emmadog says:

    Hope your behind is feeling a bit better today and Gramma is doing okay fighting those Vikings in Sweden! I love that garden salad with a touch of bird poo. It is a great flavoring!

  8. Here’s an important tip to always remember, E: When you get electrocuted, don’t go back for more. Yeah. Don’t do that anymore!

    Love and licks,

  9. fredrieka says:


  10. sheltiebeauties says:

    What an eventful day, Easy and I’m glad you’re still safe and sound now. I think the culprit was the MOON. My mom’s yoga guru told the class that it was a Moon Day so our body is full of fluid that we need to squeeze it out in a gentle way and we need to take that day off EASY. Otherwise, things do happen. 😦

  11. OMC Easy thank goodness Friday is over for you! Hope you don’t have any further effects of being electrocuted! Hope Gram got off on vacation OK, at least no one there knows her!
    Have a great Saturday!

  12. Goose says:

    shocking I tell you simply shocking!! I am thankful that Friday has come and is now gone brother. If it would have lasted much longer who knows what else would have happened. I wish that Monday would get here soon so my MOM would be home from Colorado. I bet she misses me too.

  13. thank goodness you didn’t pee on the electric fence !

  14. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD NO do NOT mention the SECRET INGREDIENT in the Salad.
    HOLY GWALK A MOLEY…. you got SINGED by the dreaded Electrocution Fence?
    OMD we hope you got LOTS of treats after THAT.

  15. Brian says:

    Butt of course that was a shocking day Easy! Hey, the salad wasn’t bad though!

  16. omg you crack me up! Gambler gets all excited too and will molest things. Sorry about your voltage on your ass, Glory can relate as she got it last week when she went under the horsie fence. Glad your lunch was delish. Have a wonderful Saturday and weekend.

  17. Kyla says:

    If Granny wears one of those metal Viking bras (and makes it 3 sizes too small), nobody will notice her hair. Or maybe not, that may be a standard outfit in Sweden. I wouldn’t know-never been there.

  18. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Hope your butt feels better soon!

  19. harrispen says:

    Poor Easy. We can’t believe you got zapped in the butt.

  20. OMD Easy you are lucky that zap didn’t curl your hair and you would have a bad hair day like your grammy. Sorry your Fri 13th was not good. Mine was very good – I will tell you about it on Monday
    Bailey & Hazel too

  21. Wow, what a day! Glad you survived to tell the story. Didn’t realize you were such an amazing cook. But those electric fences are to be avoided at all costs.


  22. Don’t they say that Saturday the 14th is even worse? 😉

  23. Mags Corner says:

    What a day you had sweet Easy. Glad you recovered from the near electrocution. What a bummer that must have been. You for sure deserved a big bone to recover. At least your dad got a shot laugh before realizing it was his pillow. lol We never heard of salad in a bun but it looks good. You all have a super weekend! Hugs and nose kisses

  24. Hope you have a better today today!

  25. kolytyi says:

    Do you mean that an electric fence is an effective laxative? Perhaps my mom should try it.

  26. speedyrabbit says:

    oh well best to forget that day Easy,xx Speedy

  27. Oh, no an Easy fried Friday! At least those salads in a bun looked good.

  28. OMD, you got electrocuted? And you survived? Gee, you should have gotten some raw meat to help you recover from that!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  29. Hello Easy! We are happy the friday the 13th full moon is over as well, it was causing all sorts of malfunctions around our place too. I cannot believe you got bit by an electric fence, that is really terrible! Are you feeling okay now? I’ve heard that most people and dogs who are electrocuted end up with super powers… 😀

  30. catfromhell says:

    You fried your ass?!?! That is shocking!
    Your poor Grammy, but the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about 3 weeks.

  31. Easy I am so happy that day is over for you but I have had Friday the 13th and the full moon all week! I have been without email since Wed (it appears to have been restored, it was a MAJOR outage!), it came back the other day and went right back out!!!!! I blogged about it on Cody’s blog, it has been the week from hell! xoxo

  32. fernerose says:

    Sorry Easy but we had a better DAY ON OUR FRIDAY THE 13ED!!! THANKS FOR YOUR VISIT TO MY BLOG!!

  33. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Oh my dawg! She gave you ZERO privacy after a hearty lunch
    Lily & Edward

  34. Well yikes! I hope that your butt is OK! At least it looks like you guys had a tasty lunch.

  35. Misaki says:

    Oh Easy, can’t believe you got electrocuted. Hope you’re OK xxx

  36. Sasha says:

    Holy Dogs, you had me scared with that fence thing, I am so glad you got away before it bit you again. Yooooooooooouch! You deserve a rest.

    Loveys Sasha

  37. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy dat iz da werst Furiday da 13th me haz eber herd ’bout….eber!!!!
    Poochie are ya all rite?? Me iz sowwy ya gor sum voltage in her butt-tockz! Dat mite stop ya up fer a few weekz…
    Me iz glad ya had yer pawentz dere to comfert ya n dat chewy bone too!
    Ya made sum tastee salad bunz dere too…maybee me shuud start cookin fer Mum 😉
    Yer Basil plant lookz a bit tired, MOL/BOL!!!
    me shure hopez yer Pawentz hab a grrreat trip to Sweden eben wif a bowl haircut…seemz dat Auntie Bev also had a bad hair week too…now Mum sayz no one will cutz her hair!
    Haz a guud day n me hopez dere iz no aftur-tingle in yer butt-tockz!
    Much Lub frum ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Sherriellen 🙂 🙂

  38. dogdaz says:

    You always make us laugh. I hate to say that Lulu suffers from grass butt way to often. Hope yours is doing fine. – DogDaz

  39. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is green it is leefy it mite as wel be basil rite??? eether way it is not chikkin if yoo no wot i meen!!! ha ha ok bye

  40. dezizworld says:

    OMC Easy what a day yous had.

    Luv ya’


  41. HOLY COW PATTIES EASY!!!! Wowsa, you sure never have a borin’ day, do ya?!
    Sorry bouts’ the electrocution…that sucks. Butts, it sure looks like it ‘loosened’ things up and you were relieved. BOL
    Nice pillow trick! Gotta remember that! hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  42. That salad in a bun looks terrific. Then, I have to say Poor Grandma and Poor You!

  43. Ouch! Dat sounds like it hurts!

  44. 2browndawgs says:

    Well the salad looked good at least!

  45. Dalton says:

    Wow been electro-cooked doesn’t sound very good at all!!

  46. PigLove says:

    OMP (oh my pig!) Electrocution? OH NO!! We can’t have a fried Easy. Hope you are feeling better bro. XOXO – Bacon

  47. Gotta watch those electric fences Easy. One of our Bouviers kept on in line by barking at it constantly trying to make it leave….or at least leave off zapping him when he got too close – He was just trying to be friendly!

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