Yes, that’s what it is… because MOM has a superhyperveryurgentunpostponableimportant message:
HELL-MUT EATS A STRAWBERRY…
Howlelujah! Come in droves peeps&pets from near&far and see how this jack of all trades eats a strawberry!
Share the news with all your friends and enemies, and shout it out to the sky! Spray it on every wall, tattoo it in your skin, because thats absolutely BEYOND belief. I swear. The seven wonders of the ancient world are now EIGHT wonders, forget Lourdes and the Maid of Orleans and see the sensational strawberry-chomping-tortoise of Brittany!
Stop the press, I have THE NEWS:
HELL-MUT! EATS! A! STRAWBERRY! Boy, oh Boy!
That’s BI-BA-BORING Mom! And in case you haven’t noticed: That’s MY blog… just saying….
So. Now you all are well informed, my mom is happy, the tortoise is pigged out and I need a pot of ice cream to digest that great news….
HAVE A TREMENDOUS THURSDAY ALL