Yes, that’s what it is… because MOM has a superhyperveryurgentunpostponableimportant message:



Howlelujah! Come in droves peeps&pets from near&far and see how this jack of all trades eats a strawberry!


Share the news with all your friends and enemies, and shout it out to the sky! Spray it on every wall, tattoo it in your skin, because thats absolutely BEYOND belief. I swear. The seven wonders of the ancient world are now EIGHT wonders, forget Lourdes and the Maid of Orleans and see the sensational  strawberry-chomping-tortoise of Brittany!


Stop the press, I have THE NEWS:




That’s BI-BA-BORING Mom! And in case you haven’t noticed: That’s MY blog… just saying….

So. Now you all are well informed, my mom is happy, the tortoise is pigged out and I need a pot of ice cream to digest that great news….



And  here the REAL NEWS I found yesterday, specially for KYLA:




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

88 responses »

  1. dezizworld says:

    MOL Meez fiink Helmut is vewy cute Easy.

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses


  2. He he he, the green-eyed monster popped out a little there Easy 😉 Helmut looks very contented.

  3. Helmut eating strawberries???? Where are yours Easy or is it still diet time???? Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. fozziemum says:

    Read all about it get ya extra here …goodness me Easy I think Helmut has taken your spotlight and turned himself into the next new craze!! they look like pretty yummy Strawberries..i hope at least you got ice cream or longevity green beans 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  5. Well I couldn’t possibly be more thrilled that Helmut ate a strawberry if I TRIED – although I personally think if he’d grown horns or hair on his shell or an extra leg or something it would be MORE exciting than him eating a strawberry BUTTTTT – obviously your Mom is excited so I guess we can be excited too. I guess you didn’t get any because of the dreaded diet? Darn!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • yes, that would be a real news :o) If he would fly around the lamp, then I would be eggsided too…but eating a strawberry? that’s lame, mom :o) I don’t like that red thingies… butt wait… a strawberry-filled Hell-mut would be not bad :o)

  6. kolytyi says:

    Your face in the last pic tells it all. You must be given a HUGE pot of strawberry ice cream. Immediately. Served on a bed of green bean.

  7. cecilia07 says:

    Easy my mom eats strawberries too maybe she is kin to Hell-Mut. MOL MOL MOL Absolutely love that last photo of you. Hugs madi your bfff

  8. 2browndawgs says:

    I bet Hell-Mut was happy with the strawberry. 🙂

  9. katiebblogs says:

    Love seeing Hell-Mut eating a strawberry, that’s very sweet!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Pftttttt That is what your mom calls news? Again I say Pftttt. Know what real news is? I, brother Goose, eat strawberries. I even have my very own plant. I grow them and pick them myself. Does Hell-mutt do that? Yea I didn’t think so. hehehhe

    • Oh I know,b they are in your Goose-pot what looks a little like you. I don’t like that red stuff, I rather eat a sausage :o) Mom gave him a strawberry today too, but I will pee in her bed if I will find the photos in my blog tomorrow :o)

  11. tortoise love all kinds of fruit – grapes, banana, apple…..even some scrambled egg

  12. PigLove says:

    Snorts – you said pigged out – rolling around snorting here. Helmut – he’s a wild one. Maybe you should slip him a shroom and see what happens then – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  13. Will and Eko says:

    For some reason, despite the momentous occasion I can’t find the big news anywhere in this morning’s paper.

  14. Stella Rose says:

    I, Stella Rose Long, loves and EATS both Strawberries and Green Beans and I did not see your Mom jump for joy and write a blog about that…just saying.
    Stella Rose

    • yes, you’re right. If a dog eats a strawberry, that’s a news, because we are carnivores. And that tortoises are anyway weed-eater, so why they shouldn’t eat strawberries? Seems I have a rival in my crib ….

  15. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Sarge’s mom had a Turtle/TORTISE… and her name was KILLER… Killer Loved Strawberries and BlueBerries and Wally MELON… and an occasional Earth Worm.
    We are GLAD that HELLMUT got a Bright RED STRAWBERRY.

    • oh boy, I’m glad his name is just Hell-mut and not Killer hahahaha. But that’s cool, a tortoise named Killer :o) We had no clue that he likes strawberries, he said “NO” to apples, pears and cucumber, so mom was so eggsided she found something what he really likes (he is a picky eater)

  16. Kyla says:

    I can show that to the vet and get a prescription! Thanks Easy, I knew you’d come through. Green beans are a lot less expensive than the “natural” stuff the vet sold me (155 US, €114 )

    • awwww… I agree ( I had beans today!). Imagine how much beans we could buy for that green papers, wow! And beans are natural too, even the bean-gas is natural :o) I know natural stuff is very expensive. Last year I got a med what was 132 euros. Mom said she dislikes that they torture me with such chemical bombs and she would prefer a more natural med (because she was anyway on the rocks and thought it’s cheaper). The vet said, yes, that’s possible, no problem: 185 euros. but at least it was with beef flavour :o)

  17. I want to see Helmut try to eat an acorn next.

  18. Ugh. Now I feel like eating some green beans. And some strawberries. And I miss my turtle called Leave-The-Turtle-Alone who also ate strawberries and watermelon and never shared. Did Helmut share with you, E.?

    Love and licks,

  19. catfromhell says:

    Easy, yous made coffee comes out Mommys nose! That made MY day!

  20. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Caught!!! In the act
    Lily & Edward

  21. fredrieka says:

    hey no eating the strawberries They are my strawberries I love fruit.

  22. mollieandalfie says:

    That sure was breaking news Easy Bawahwhahhhaha well, I never, Hell-mut eating a strawberry . Bet Kyla is over the moon 🙂 xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  23. Brian says:

    That looks like a very happy Helmut!

  24. Easy, you need to learn to appreciate the simple things in life.
    Toodle pip!
    PS Gail told me to type that. Actually I agree, watching a tortoise eating a strawberry is not my idea of an exciting activity.

  25. So the big question is this: Are YOU getting and ice cream with strawberries out of this?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    • I had a bohemian rhapsody, butt without strawberries :o) And mom was not eggsided and wrote a post about an ice cream chomping weimaraner, that’s mean, huh?

  26. speedyrabbit says:

    At least your Mum is happy Easy,xx Speedy

  27. Emmadog says:

    I guess I never thought about what turtles eat. I just know I don’t like them and if I see one I bark and howl non stop.

  28. WOW Easy we are just besides ourselves with excitement BOL!

  29. Wow, Helmut swallowed it whole. That’s impressive. So how about you???

  30. Nylabluesmum says:

    Hurrah fer Hell-mutt eatin a Strawberry…me Mum lubz tortoisez n turtlez n she iz ‘oohin n aahin’ like a cwazy woman over da pix Easy. Doezn’t take much to make her happy 😉
    as fer da Yeti poochie…iz diz fer reel?? Ah who carez; iz bery funny!
    Haz furabuluss Fursday me furend ❤
    Lub Nylablue =^,,^=

    • think all mom’s are related… when I would fly around the house, she would say, ok…not bad. butt if a reptile ats are a strawberry she is eggsided… crazy.

  31. pawedblog says:

    That strawberry is bigger than his head, Easy… that’s pretty damn impressive!
    Also, do they do trips to see the Yeti-poodle? I want to shive him under my jumper and steal him!
    Hugs, Carrie and pups x

  32. I’m not buying 124 years…WHAT?

  33. after looking at that dog I think I’d rather see Hellmut eat a strawberry BOL

  34. amkuska says:

    Wonder how long it took him to ear it O.o

  35. Now I know what’s happening to our strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. That was great news to share! Cute photos.

  37. Mags Corner says:

    That is cool that Helmut eats strawberries…they are good stuff! Do you eat strawberries sweet Easy? Hugs and nose kisses

  38. Kurome says:

    Yeaaaa…hell-mutt!!! I also loves strawberry and blackberries

  39. Nylabluesmum says:

    Ya iz rite Easy! Mumz are a bit weerd…what we take fer eggcitin dey fink iz MEH! What we fink iz MEH dey gett all ”ooohy n aaahy” over…
    I guess it IZ cute dat turtle boy ate a strawberry but ya reedeedignin a toy iz eben cuter 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤

  40. Misaki says:

    That’s mummy’s for you!

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