I’m a hunger artist since one week and today we will look for da biggest loser…
On tuesday my weight was 40.06 kg ( 88.31 lbs)
Today my weight is 39.3 kg (86.64 lbs) not bad, huh? We still can’t see my ribs butt we can feel it and thats not bad too…
no idea who came up with that crap that they have to see my ribs, is that an autopsy or what?
so. now to mom who joined the hunger-club. She never uses a scale, she uses a pants.
this one:
that’s not only any pants, it’s an apnoe-pants, because you can’t breath while wearing that thingy. It’s not wearable in public, unless you will look like a sausage. Butt it’s a self defense pants, you can kill your vis-à-vis with a button-bullet, you only have to exhale and viola: bullseye!
Mom’s rule: if I can close the pants,my weight is ok….
let’s see, mom…
When I wake up….
in the morning light…..
I put on my jeans and I feel alright…

I put my blue jeans on..
I put my ole blue jeans on…
… or not… because the zipper died…
Oh da shit! That screams for a diet, huh? I guessed it… Ice cream is YOUR FATshop2
uh sorry, Madame, I mean YOUR FATE… hehehehe
* it’s not what it looks like. My dad only tried to shake my mom in the pants, butt unsuccessful. It’s like pressing an elephant in a French Letter, he said….


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. BOL BOL Easy looks like everyone has to join you on the dreaded D. Gosh it sucks. Shall we send you sausages? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. MOL..that brings back memories…MOL… Pawkisses for a light-as-a-featherly Wednesday 🙂

  3. Clowie says:

    It sounds as though they’re torturing you, Easy! No one can see my ribs! They’ll have to be content with feeling them.

  4. dezizworld says:

    MOL Meez mommy has laid on da bed wiff da pliews tu zip hers pants afuw tu. MOL Meez purroud of da weight yous lost but meez fink yous looked fine afuw tu.

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


  5. Hehehehe, I have seen my mum doing exactly what your mum did. The PANTS!!! Good luck to them.

  6. Easy congratulations on the weight loss….that’s a BIG difference I should say in just one week. BRAVO – I bet you’re starving to death though!!! As for your Mom – my Mom had to giggle because that’s how SHE judges her weight – by her jeans. Currently it’s a “NO GO” for her as she’s nowhere near being able to zip or button the “weight jeans”……in fact, personally I think there’s no way it’s gonna happen!! Good luck to your Mom and continued good luck to you!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  7. Good job losing your first couple of pounds, E. I think you are funny saying it’s an autopsy. My vet also loves seeing ribs. What is it with these people?? I have a pink sweatshirt that fits me like your mom’s pants.

    Love and licks,

  8. fozziemum says:

    Well done Easy on your boot-ay camp …and yes I still remember the 70’s jeans that used to be sooooo tight…and high waisted…no butt crack ever had a chance of being seen bwahahhaha did mine up with a coat hanger bwahahahahaah….and David Dundas …sang that song..Fozziedad the transport manager and part time DJ (really) knew straight away the artist bwhahaha ..as for ribs….always with the ribs peeps…I will not tell you what we had for tea..you may howl hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • I remember that denim-disaster we had as teens. The worst trend was to take a bath with the anyway much too tight pants on and to scrub them with a brush that they look “prehistoric”. Mom had bruises on her hips and her granny had to remove the pants with a scissors :o) No wonder that David Dundas felt alright with the ole jeans on, he is a guy :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahaahhaaah oh yes..the pain of the teen years..or wash them in boiling water then shrink them in the dryer..i am actually surprised more men of that generation (who did the same thing and had the unfortunate package look) are not sterile! my faves were the satin flares….no room for error and yes David Dundas one hit wonder…took his ole jeans and left town bwahaahaha 🙂

      • me too! my dad wore such a pants too … and the flare legs came into the chain of his bike… wow that was a lift off :o) later he fixed the legs with clothes pins :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahahahaahaaa my satin flares split from waistband to under the zip at the front when ice skating with my high school friends…..did I mention I ended up with no friends in high school bwaahahhahh your dad and I would have made quite a team bwahahaha :0

      • awww a mooning while ice skating :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Thanks to the modern marvel of underpants I was sort of ok bwahhahaha 🙂

  9. mollieandalfie says:

    Bawahwhahhwha I’ve given up trying to get into my jeans,,Diet starts Monday ( I think I have heard that saying before) BOL xxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  10. kolytyi says:

    Please, post a post-pants pic about your mom so that we can be sure she didn’t committed hara-kiri with that pair of scissors!

  11. cecilia07 says:

    Easy my mom is rolling on the floor but she is not trying to squeeze into jeans she is laughing her head off at your precious Mom….Kudos to her for pawticipating in Weightless Wednesday!!Mom says she has done that very thing too.

    Seeing ribs ummmm does the Vet want you to be a supermodel strutting your ribs on the supermodel catwalk.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  12. Goose says:

    Bawhahahhaa. That’s not a laugh at you brother. I think you look great. MOM says she thinks your mom looks good too. So is so you can strut you handsome stuff down the cat walk? If I had to go down a cat walk I would not strut, I would run…. after the cat. Hang in there brother, this can not go on forever. And make sure you close your eyes if your mom pops a button. I mean you would look great in an eye patch, butt still much better to see you with bother your eyes.

    • hahahha, I better wear a helmet and security goggles hahaha. I always try to get the cat, when I’m on the catwalk… maybe that’s the reason that I always act as crazy as a bat?

  13. Congrats Easy you done good. Momma will get there, keep plugging along.

  14. PigLove says:

    Oh poor Easy and poor mom. WOW. But, I have you to know since your humans posted your death wish upon seeing your ribs, my mom has jumped on the bandwagon. Shakes head. This can’t end well. Really it can’t. When mom stepped on the deviled scales this past Saturday, she cursed them…. literally. It was a bad moment. Then she looked at me. I then explained that *I* am suppose to have a pot belly thus me being a miniature pot bellied pig. She was not happy. What are we going to do with these humans? XOXO – Bacon

    • Therefore my mom has (or had, because it’s KIA) that pants. Scales are only there to mess up your whole day and to make you a bad conscience when you eat something (even mustard or wafer papers). The worst is that scales make humans grumpy and across as anything. Have they never heard about Martin Luther: A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass? and at least the happy fart reduces the weight too :o)

  15. Mental Mama says:

    Shrinky-poo asked me yesterday what I weigh and I said “how the hell should I know? My pants still fit so who cares?” 😉

  16. Love how she used pliers to try to get her pants on.

  17. Kurome says:

    Huahahahaha…how similar your mom and ours are!!! She is also doing diet now and she barely able to pull the zipper of her jeans this morning

  18. Too funny…I don’t use a scale either…and have loose pants 😉

  19. Going great Easy – what horrid figure are they trying to force your weight down to? 😦 Glad Mom’s getting bullseye practice in!

    • they are still with that rib-thingy, that’s weird :o) I will use an edding and draw some ribs on my chest, that counts too ( I hope). I hope she will proceed, otherwise we have to wear helmets :o)

  20. Will and Eko says:

    Aren’t you glad you don’t have to wear jeans??? At this rate you’ll be in shape in no time, nice work!

  21. stella rose says:

    Wesa don’t understand this at all cos wes finks you are perfect! Possibly mom needs glasses? stella rose

  22. fernerose says:

    Both you and Mom are working hard to get smaller!!! Good for you guys!!

  23. Oh no after what I sent you. I take it you have not baked yet LOL 🙂

  24. Kyla says:

    You don’t use scissors to get pants off, you make alterations in the pants so you can get them on and say that the weight is OK because you can wear the pants.

  25. Good luck with getting smaller 😛 Remember to enter our giveaway to win some great dog products 🙂

  26. Frankie and Ernie says:

    GLAD that you explained what was GOING ON in those pictures… baaaaWaaah.
    Now Easy, when THEY get the scales out… be SURE that you POOP before you let them weigh you. THAT will knock some Kilos off. RIGHT???

  27. great job Easy losing weight, but you must be starving. Mom is laughing too cause she tells her weight to by how the pants fit too! HA HA. She says winter was hard on her this year. She either needs to lose some weight or buy new bigger pants.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  28. Mags Corner says:

    Mumsy says she would be real happy to look like you or your mom…you both look nice and thin. A few of us around here could stand to lose a few so we are trying to work it off…we don’t like that “D” word it never works for us. Hugs and nose kisses

  29. Brian says:

    Ya done good Easy! Maybe you should put the jeans on!

  30. fredrieka says:

    woof High Paw!!!!!!!

  31. Hahaha! Well great job on your diet Easy. Looks like you made some good progress. How nice of your mom to join you in the hunger games!

  32. that was a great weight loss for you – dogs in general are usually slow to lose weight.

  33. Easy tell your Dad your Mom is FAR from being an ELEPHANT! If he wants to see an elephant, he needs to meet my Mom!

  34. Emmadog says:

    I don’t get it. My fur always fits just fine, but my mom also uses that pants test thing. So very odd?

  35. sagira says:

    Way to go on loosing that weight. You will feel so much better in the long run. Your mom is a hoot! 🙂

  36. dollythedoxie says:

    Congratulations on the 4 or so lbs! Oh, you don’t have to SEE the ribs just feel them, like your knuckles. Don’t let them starve you! Love Dolly

  37. Sage says:

    OMD, Mom suddenly has the giggles…she thought ribs were something you ate? WHAT???

  38. LOL! We are glad you are on your way to getting extra treats!

  39. Bentley and I like seeing ribs…barbecued and on our plates!! WooHoo! The first three letters of diet are DIE!!!

  40. BOL!!!! OMD, that looks like Ma when she tries to pull up her Spanx!!! BOL!!!!
    Butts, she had it really hard the other day, and is wonderin’ if her ice cream is goin’ to be on hold too…rats….did someone say RATS??? Oh sorry, that was me….
    Anyhu, tell your Moms she looks FABulous and that she should have all the Ben and Jerry’s she wants…or if she wants to cut back…maybe just have a ‘Ben’ and leave Jerry out.
    Ruby ♥

  41. katiebblogs says:

    Ha! Love those pictures of your mom, she sure has it right. It closes and that’s all that matters. Easy, way to go, keep it up (kinda).

  42. 2browndawgs says:

    LOL lots of fun at your house, except the diet.

  43. The ONLY way to check out how the old weight is doing.. our favorite pair of jeans. After a bit of stretching from the wash. I think you look just fine and handsome Easy!

  44. PigLove says:

    Post hi-jack… Easy brother… you are needed in my posting for today on Kung Fu Fighting… Read the comments from Fozzie. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  45. hungryhungryhippo404 says:

    Ahahahaha too funny!! Surely you know that diet is a dirty word though, right? 😛

  46. raisingdaisy says:

    Hey Easy, you just need to grow thick curly hair like me – no one can see my ribs no matter how thin I get! I’ll save you curly clippings from my next big haircut and make you a sweater, then they’ll leave you alone. 😉

  47. A pants really is a good way to tell how you’re doing on a diet. Except if you’re a dog. 😀

    –Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

  48. The problem you have, my dear friend Easy, is that your furs are short and smooth, and the question of visible or not visible ribs is all too straightforward. Many breeds can get away with the ‘I’m not fat I’m fluffy’ line of argument, at least until some over-zealous vet intervenes with size charts and weighing scales.
    Toodle pip!

  49. Easy, you have the most fun pawrents ever!!! Mom L is about to book a flight to France and drive to meet them!!! Love you all so much…you make our whole day. Dad P now follows you bloggy too…he always reads it first and makes Mom L feel bad for not visiting every day…course Dad P only follow like 6 blog and Mom L and I follow about 150

  50. DailyMusings says:

    oh I do remember those days of laying down to squish myself in and zipper up! You go Easy- you are on your way to slimdom, though I don;t see that you need it. Your mom should do what I have done…. it’s called ACCEPTANCE and to hell with the jeans, bring on the Ben & Jerry’s 😀

  51. Some great weight loss there on your part, Easy. It looks like you may have to teach your mom a thing or two about D-I-E-T-S. BOL My Ma uses the scale…and then yells at it for LYING. It seems yours is being truthful now (or at least LYING for you in a positive way…you are well on your way to normal foodables again).
    Have a terrierific weekend, Easy my pal.

  52. Ruby and Angel Pip says:

    Bawhahahahahahaa! My mom has the same philosophy!

  53. That was a very funny post but clearly you are wasting away. Easy, are they torturing you? Are you suffering? Do we need to send treats to you? My mom is always talking about that diet thing. We know no good can come from it. BTW, that was a goose of some sort on our post.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess – We have a POTP update for our furiend Abby who crossed the bridge.

  54. Misaki says:

    Mummy knows all about having to lie down to do her jeans up – only when she stands up again her belly bulges and the zip falls down again BOL

  55. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL oh Easy me iz laffin beehind me furry paw!!! How many timez me Mum haz flomped back ferst on da bed tryin to do da jeanz up!!! It iz heelareeuss to watch! Den if she nott get dem dun up she sayz da jeanz dey shrunked in da wash… 😉
    Den she getz furry angree n whipz da poor jeanz off n throwz dem into closet n getz out da comfy yogi pantz….me goez to speek n me getz told to ‘zip me lip’…da nerve!!!
    Me waz just gonna say how lubly she lookz in black yogi pantz….
    Sumtimez best to purrtend ya nott nose what da Mumz’ are doing….
    Much lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

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