MISCHIEF MOANDAY ON SATURDAY
It started in the morning as the sun came out and my kraal turned into an oven.
Mom planned to spend the day outside and tried to cover her skin.
Her anyway big nose needs a special treatment, because it get’s sunburnt in zilch. Then she looks like parrot or a boozer. So she bought a sun lotion with a high SPF to protect her beak. It’s in a yellow bottle
and this time mom confused the yellow bottle with another yellow bottle what contents instant self tanner what she hasn’t noticed.
She also smeared the rest of the lotion what stuck on her fingers cris-cross through her face.
Then she did her mails while I went back to bed.
As I saw her after some time, I’ve got a laughing fit. She literally was BROWN-NOSED! Maaaan! And she also had skidmarks in her face where she distributed the rest of the lotion what was on her fingers….
It’s impawsible to show up in public brown nosed and skidmarked…. Even after 87 peelings she still looks brown nosed, only the skidmarks are nearly gone …
Butt my mom is a smartass and so she made a nose-sheath from the wax wrapper of the cheese. Ok the brown nose is perfect covered now and I bet no one will notice the beauty-disaster, she had in the morning, right?
HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY ALL
Easy Blog 
HAHAHAHAHAHA…..oh dearie me…..you know I’ve always thought that wax wrapped the cheese comes in MUST be good for something – never thought about a “nose coat” ! Poor Mom confusing tanner with sunblock….I bet she doesn’t do THAT again!!! Happy Sassy Saturday……….
Hugs, Sammy (Sassy Sam)
hahaha we should get the patent for the nose-thingy :o)
normally the most tanners smell awful, therefore my mom picked one without the common smell…and there we have it! Damned if you do, dmaned if you don’t :o)
LMAO Skidmarks on the nose…now I have seen everything….
hahahaha…. that was a make up for the ghost train :o)
OMD Easy we are laughing so hard……101 plus uses for cheese wax LOL. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
we should write a guide: 101 ways to embarras yourself :o) butt at least that’s a good recycling-idea :o)
BWAAHAHAHH oh lordy Easy…what a mix up…skidmarks are bad enough when in the secret undies but on the face ….bwaahahhaah …poor mum at least the wax nose will drawn attention from the skiddlies on her face bwahaahahaah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxx
clever idea, huh? it’s awful to start in a day that way :o) Fortunately my guardian angel said I shouldn’t drive to the city in the morning… imagine I would walk with “my war paint” around and had no clue why the people laugh at me….
I know…it’s almost as bad as TP hanging out from your dress or shoe….bwahahahha 🙂
or if you accidentally put your skirt in your pantyhose :o)
Oh lordie…my mum went to the bank once..i was across the street as I had to go somewhere else while she did her banking..i saw her with her skirt tucked into her undies walking down the main street…I couldn’t cross the road and yelled out to her…she waved back…she didn’t get my hand gestures…when she came out she was dressed properly…good grief Charlie Brown bwahaahhah 🙂
hahahaha, she waved back lol. My granny wore that look once too….and my grampy said not one word… he said he hasn’t seen the disaster on her back…
Haahahhhaha always a good look…I stopped a lady in the shops once because she had about a metre of TP stuck from under skirt bwahahahah maybe we need a blogville “magic moments’ post bwhahahaha go Grampy!!
I had the same thought, “most remarkable moments of my life” that would be a nice bloghop hahahaha.
Hahhhaahha I reckon it would Easy….’The real house anipals talk’ bwahahhahhaah
Bawhahhaha. OK OK, I do have a question, and believe me only a smart Wiem like us would think of this because we are so smart. What happens to the nose cover when she goes out in the sun? I mean it is made of wax, and wax melts when it gets warm or hot. Make sure you take photos of your mom’s snooter when the cheese wax is all melted on her face.
Blessings,
Goose
hahaha then I can send her to Madam Tussaut’s wax museum , hahahaha.
Poor Mom! Can’t tell you how many times I have mixed up bottles of stuff. You need a patent for that nose shield.. 😀
absolutely that’s totally avant-garde :o) the worst was as my dad cleaned his teeth with mom’s eye cream :o)
Who is that nice elephant with a bad cold in the last pic?
I think the solution is simple: that thingy should be used on the whole mom so that the Silvermistygrey Pup has a Coppermistybrown Mom at the other end of the leash. The question is solely how to turn dad into a GoldenmistyYellow Dad. Maybe, you tried to transform him into a GYD at the dog show?
hahaha sadly that stuff was far away to look coppermistybrown, it was more yellow-orange… and I had a carrot on the other end of my leash :o)
Oh Bummer! Sorry I’m laughing at your expense. .. I’m about to get a marker and put a big X on the self tanner tube so I don’t follow in your footsteps!
that’s a very good idea, I will do that. (and I better mark the shampoo and the conditioner too)
Your mom is a fun gal we would hit it off great I am always doing dumbass shit like that. Plus I’m always a clown. Enjoy your weekend and date day at sarges.
We could take turns while creating beauty disasters :o)
We guess it could of been worse – not sure how but it gave us a good chuckle.
Fortunately mom decided to stay at home, imagine the embarrassment when she would drive to the city skidmarked and brown nosed :o)
That is sooooo funny Easy and we got the giggles good!
hahaha she should get her own show: mom unleashed :o)
It looks like Jimmy Durante was out in the sun too long!
hahahah she only has to learn to play a piano :o)
Wow you have a smart MOM Easy!! I am getting so blind!!!!!
She can be a very clever girl… I’m a good teacher :o)
Kismet (the parrot) says that your Mom’s beak puts hers to shame.
hahahaha, her nickname is the parrot :o) (oh not for the beak but for being a chatterbox)
barrrrkkkkkk that is furrrrny.. your momwithoutpaws is furrrrny 😀
hahaha that was a surprice, thought she is on a war path with her wild stripe design :o)
Oh, Easy. Your Mom is sure a good sport. It’s a good thing she had a proper cheese wrapper!
Do you think she could go to the city too with her new nose- cover?
Oh dear. She may want to save the red nose cover for December so she can be a Rudolph!
or Randolph his brother what has a brown nose lol
Your mom ROCKS!!!! That is one perfect sense of humor…You are one lucky dude!!!! Hugs
yes and today she made my day with her funny make up hahahaha
your Mom is soooooooooo silly!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
hahahaha yes she is and she can join the tabby cat club now… if they accept members with a nose cover :o)
OMD Easy…. fur SOME reason your blog is not Automatically Popping UP like it should. We just got to wondering what you might be up to today and clicked on your blog NAME on the side of my reading list… and This one POPPED up fur us. Lily and Edward’s has been doing this same thingy for like 87 weeks now. WE think Blogger and WordPress must be at WAR again. OR squirrels are on the prowl.
SO if we happen NOT to be around to comment… it is beclaws we didn’t know you had a post fur us. We really DON’T want to miss a THINGY in Blogville.
CERTAINLY not somethingy as good as THIS one. OMD your mom with Racing Stripes … ON HER FACE… That is WORST than having them on our tighty Whities. Don’ t you think? Do NOT Sniff them… Just in Case.
OMD that woman thinks of the Bestest IDEAS… Red Wax from the CHEESE… Now THAT is a bit of genius!!! As long as she removes it before you take her fur a WALKIE… Can you just imagine the MOB SCENE that would be… All your FURENDS Wantin to SNIFF your Mom’s Sniffer???????????? Visualize it Easy.
I know, currently the wp-gremlin goes around. Wonder who fed him after midnight…. Imagine that… she would be like this guy with the pipe who had more than 87 followers within a minute…. that would be great :o) Bet she would land in the news on monday :o) Cover girl with a covered nose lol
HAHAHA…mom mischief – love it. I bet you secretly knew and didn’t say anything didn’t you Easy?
I’m a dog how shall I know what she does with all those bottles and tubes :o) next time she better should ask me, I could make the tongue-test :o)
MOL MOL MOL Dat be so funny. Meez vewy sowwy meez can’t help but laff. Dat’s sumfin meez mommy wuld du. Meez bets it’s not dat bad tho’. but da nose guawd is cute. 🙂
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
hahahha sometimes mom’s are crazy, I’m glad we don’t need all that stuff the hoard in her bathrooms :o)
MOL Ain’t dat da twuff. 🙂
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
MOL MOL Easy this brought back funny memories to my mom. You know she is older than dirt and remembers with the automatic tanning stuff came out. Directions said to apply with gloves. One of mom’s friends didn’t see that applied with her hands. She had a nice tan on her body but her hands looked like she was wearing day glow orange gloves and it took days of constant scrubbing.
Hugs madi your bfff
I’m resting this weekend in preparation for my big date.
hahahaha, that stuff is dangerous, once my mom looked like a chin-smoker too her nails were yellow-brown because she wore no gloves before… but after using that stuff she wore it :o)
And we got a sneaky hunch that your mom’s nose smells really good too!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
yes, like cheese cookies :o)… sadly I’m still on a diet…
MOL Easy we just saw your comment on our blog about my water fountain…..OMCs
he peed on it? That is hilarious
Hugs madi your bfff
Morris is a weird guy, he peed on the fountain and he even used the wonderful cat grass & nip pot my granny bought for him. He also hates my mom, because she offered him a vegetarian sausage once :o)
Sweet Easy you and your mom are quite the team. We laughed and laughed as we read this post. We are happy those skid marks are about all gone and we hope your mom does not have to wear that big red nose for long. lol Thank you so much for stopping by Snookums page and leaving us the sweet and comforting comment…it means a lot to us. Hugs and nose kisses sweet friends!
hahaha, today she spend some time in the sun, to cover the difference between the nose and her cheeks, now her nose it white and the rest of her face… red :o)
LOL oh, my!
Are you sure that’s not Rudolph? 🙂
janet
I’m sure :o) if, Santa Paws would be troubled, this kind of Rudolph would never find the way to north pole :o)
OMGoodness, E. Your mom is so silly! Plus so colorful!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
yes, think she could be a honorable member of the tabby cat club now :o)
BOL… ROTFL!!! Baawwwwwwwwhaaaaa.
bawhahaha I laughed too as I saw her war paint :o)
Haha aww oh Easy!! Your poor mum! Be nice now, don;t laugh too hard!
Hugs, Carrie and Pups x
that’s imposssible… you should see her stripes and her brown nose :o)
BOL – I fink it are time for some exfoliation!
she tried it, only the stripes disappeared… the nose is still colored :o) hahaha
Oh dear, Easy, you have just reminded my pale skinned, freckly, and prominent nosed human why Northern Scotland is the right environment for her…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
We should live in your neighborhood, Bertie, that would be fabulous. we wouldn’t nedd all thos sun protection stuff and even my dad could spend some time outside in summer :o)
We liking da sun lotion that smells like fishie.
oh, where can I buy it? is it eatable too? I’m still on diet, I would like to eat a bottle or two :O)
This Shiva. I on a diet too! Cat only knows where you buyings dat. I has no idea. Mom does that.
Ha ha ha ha ha – the most creative ‘rescue’ we’ve seen ever 😀
sometimes she reminds me of that guy named Gyro Gearloose… but he hadn’t a brown beak :o)
Hehehe oh dear!!! Poor hooman!! Whee know our Mummy messed up with moisturizing her hands and got brown hands. It came off after a few days but she didn’t venture outside unless they were firmly in her pockets!!
xxxx
That tanning stuff is dangerous, they shouldn’t sell it to mom’s under 183 years :o)
We are sorry that we are laughing so hard at your mom! Perhaps she should keep these products in very different places so this doesn’t happen again.
hahaha, she really looked embarrassing. we marked the tanning stuff with an big X now, hope it helps, fortunately blogvillers have always good ideas :o)
Sorry mom had to resort to a cheese nose but it is very cute.
the smell is not bad, I would like to have a cheese nose :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that sownds verry like wot happend to the unfortchoonat ross on an episode of the faymus tv dokyoomentary frends!!! i like the cheez nose luk eksept it reeminds me a littel bit of the skarry skarry parakeet brrrrr!!! ok bye
Hey Easy!
Wow, I’m so very glad we have fur and don’t have to worry about lotions and sunburns and stuff like that! Yikes. That red nose is silly and made me wag! Hey, I’ll see you tomorrow for Date Day and I’m so glad you’re joining in with me.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Furiend
YOW Easy we cannot stop laffin here…oh Easy dere are teerz runnin down Mum’z face n she can bearly breethe…ya n yer Mum gott her *funny bone* guud n me iz kitteh laffin too….MOL…yer poor Mum makin such a misstake of EPICK purrporshunz…
Da cheese nose guard iz purrfect; no one will notice 😉
Much lub Nylablue n Mum too
(hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha…)
I’m certain that nobody will notice! You know when the dog laughs at you, it means trouble. Haha!
Oh noes your poor mummy, but daddy did something similar when he was young, so he sympathises
Ha ha, she looks great with her nose cover!
LOL too funny!