MISCHIEF MOANDAY ON SATURDAY
It started in the morning as the sun came out and my kraal turned into an oven.
Mom planned to spend the day outside and tried to cover her skin.
Her anyway big nose needs a special treatment, because it get’s sunburnt in zilch. Then she looks like parrot or a boozer. So she bought a sun lotion with a high SPF to protect her beak. It’s in a yellow bottle
and this time mom confused the yellow bottle with another yellow bottle what contents instant self tanner what she hasn’t noticed.
She also smeared the rest of the lotion what stuck on her fingers cris-cross through her face.
Then she did her mails while I went back to bed.
As I saw her after some time, I’ve got a laughing fit. She literally was BROWN-NOSED! Maaaan! And she also had skidmarks in her face where she distributed the rest of the lotion what was on her fingers….
It’s impawsible to show up in public brown nosed and skidmarked…. Even after 87 peelings she still looks brown nosed, only the skidmarks are nearly gone …
Butt my mom is a smartass and so she made a nose-sheath from the wax wrapper of the cheese. Ok the brown nose is perfect covered now and I bet no one will notice the beauty-disaster, she had in the morning, right?
HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY ALL