On Moanday is Sarge’s Date Day, so I decided to post the mischief today.
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It started in the morning as the sun came out and my kraal turned into an oven.
Mom planned to spend the day outside and tried to cover her skin.
Her anyway big nose needs a special treatment, because it get’s sunburnt in zilch. Then she looks like parrot or a boozer. So she bought a sun lotion with a high SPF to protect her  beak. It’s in a yellow bottle
and this time mom confused the yellow bottle with another yellow bottle what contents instant self tanner what she hasn’t noticed. 
She also smeared the rest of the lotion what stuck on her fingers cris-cross through her face.
Then she did her mails while I went back to bed.
As I saw her after some time, I’ve got a laughing fit. She literally was BROWN-NOSED!  Maaaan! And she also had skidmarks in her face where she distributed the rest of the lotion what was on her fingers….
It’s impawsible to show up in public brown nosed and skidmarked…. Even after 87 peelings she still looks brown nosed, only the skidmarks are nearly gone …
Butt my mom is a smartass and so  she made a nose-sheath from the wax wrapper of the cheese. Ok the brown nose is perfect covered now and I bet no one will notice the beauty-disaster, she had in the morning, right?




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brother Phenny promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as an easy Weimaraner... About me: Phenny, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always fabulous....

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA…..oh dearie me…..you know I’ve always thought that wax wrapped the cheese comes in MUST be good for something – never thought about a “nose coat” ! Poor Mom confusing tanner with sunblock….I bet she doesn’t do THAT again!!! Happy Sassy Saturday……….

    Hugs, Sammy (Sassy Sam)

    • hahaha we should get the patent for the nose-thingy :o)
      normally the most tanners smell awful, therefore my mom picked one without the common smell…and there we have it! Damned if you do, dmaned if you don’t :o)

  2. merbear74 says:

    LMAO Skidmarks on the nose…now I have seen everything….

  3. OMD Easy we are laughing so hard……101 plus uses for cheese wax LOL. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. fozziemum says:

    BWAAHAHAHH oh lordy Easy…what a mix up…skidmarks are bad enough when in the secret undies but on the face ….bwaahahhaah …poor mum at least the wax nose will drawn attention from the skiddlies on her face bwahaahahaah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • clever idea, huh? it’s awful to start in a day that way :o) Fortunately my guardian angel said I shouldn’t drive to the city in the morning… imagine I would walk with “my war paint” around and had no clue why the people laugh at me….

      • fozziemum says:

        I know…it’s almost as bad as TP hanging out from your dress or shoe….bwahahahha 🙂

      • or if you accidentally put your skirt in your pantyhose :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Oh lordie…my mum went to the bank once..i was across the street as I had to go somewhere else while she did her banking..i saw her with her skirt tucked into her undies walking down the main street…I couldn’t cross the road and yelled out to her…she waved back…she didn’t get my hand gestures…when she came out she was dressed properly…good grief Charlie Brown bwahaahhah 🙂

      • hahahaha, she waved back lol. My granny wore that look once too….and my grampy said not one word… he said he hasn’t seen the disaster on her back…

      • fozziemum says:

        Haahahhhaha always a good look…I stopped a lady in the shops once because she had about a metre of TP stuck from under skirt bwahahahah maybe we need a blogville “magic moments’ post bwhahahaha go Grampy!!

      • I had the same thought, “most remarkable moments of my life” that would be a nice bloghop hahahaha.

      • fozziemum says:

        Hahhhaahha I reckon it would Easy….’The real house anipals talk’ bwahahhahhaah

  5. Goose says:

    Bawhahhaha. OK OK, I do have a question, and believe me only a smart Wiem like us would think of this because we are so smart. What happens to the nose cover when she goes out in the sun? I mean it is made of wax, and wax melts when it gets warm or hot. Make sure you take photos of your mom’s snooter when the cheese wax is all melted on her face.

  6. Poor Mom! Can’t tell you how many times I have mixed up bottles of stuff. You need a patent for that nose shield.. 😀

  7. kolytyi says:

    Who is that nice elephant with a bad cold in the last pic?
    I think the solution is simple: that thingy should be used on the whole mom so that the Silvermistygrey Pup has a Coppermistybrown Mom at the other end of the leash. The question is solely how to turn dad into a GoldenmistyYellow Dad. Maybe, you tried to transform him into a GYD at the dog show?

  8. Oh Bummer! Sorry I’m laughing at your expense. .. I’m about to get a marker and put a big X on the self tanner tube so I don’t follow in your footsteps!

  9. Your mom is a fun gal we would hit it off great I am always doing dumbass shit like that. Plus I’m always a clown. Enjoy your weekend and date day at sarges.

  10. We guess it could of been worse – not sure how but it gave us a good chuckle.

  11. Brian says:

    That is sooooo funny Easy and we got the giggles good!

  12. It looks like Jimmy Durante was out in the sun too long!

  13. fernerose says:

    Wow you have a smart MOM Easy!! I am getting so blind!!!!!

  14. Kyla says:

    Kismet (the parrot) says that your Mom’s beak puts hers to shame.

  15. fredrieka says:

    barrrrkkkkkk that is furrrrny.. your momwithoutpaws is furrrrny 😀

  16. Sage says:

    Oh, Easy. Your Mom is sure a good sport. It’s a good thing she had a proper cheese wrapper!

  17. Emmadog says:

    Oh dear. She may want to save the red nose cover for December so she can be a Rudolph!

  18. writetowag says:

    Your mom ROCKS!!!! That is one perfect sense of humor…You are one lucky dude!!!! Hugs

  19. your Mom is soooooooooo silly!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  20. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD Easy…. fur SOME reason your blog is not Automatically Popping UP like it should. We just got to wondering what you might be up to today and clicked on your blog NAME on the side of my reading list… and This one POPPED up fur us. Lily and Edward’s has been doing this same thingy for like 87 weeks now. WE think Blogger and WordPress must be at WAR again. OR squirrels are on the prowl.
    SO if we happen NOT to be around to comment… it is beclaws we didn’t know you had a post fur us. We really DON’T want to miss a THINGY in Blogville.
    CERTAINLY not somethingy as good as THIS one. OMD your mom with Racing Stripes … ON HER FACE… That is WORST than having them on our tighty Whities. Don’ t you think? Do NOT Sniff them… Just in Case.
    OMD that woman thinks of the Bestest IDEAS… Red Wax from the CHEESE… Now THAT is a bit of genius!!! As long as she removes it before you take her fur a WALKIE… Can you just imagine the MOB SCENE that would be… All your FURENDS Wantin to SNIFF your Mom’s Sniffer???????????? Visualize it Easy.

    • I know, currently the wp-gremlin goes around. Wonder who fed him after midnight…. Imagine that… she would be like this guy with the pipe who had more than 87 followers within a minute…. that would be great :o) Bet she would land in the news on monday :o) Cover girl with a covered nose lol

  21. HAHAHA…mom mischief – love it. I bet you secretly knew and didn’t say anything didn’t you Easy?

  22. dezizworld says:

    MOL MOL MOL Dat be so funny. Meez vewy sowwy meez can’t help but laff. Dat’s sumfin meez mommy wuld du. Meez bets it’s not dat bad tho’. but da nose guawd is cute. 🙂

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


  23. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL Easy this brought back funny memories to my mom. You know she is older than dirt and remembers with the automatic tanning stuff came out. Directions said to apply with gloves. One of mom’s friends didn’t see that applied with her hands. She had a nice tan on her body but her hands looked like she was wearing day glow orange gloves and it took days of constant scrubbing.
    Hugs madi your bfff
    I’m resting this weekend in preparation for my big date.

    • hahahaha, that stuff is dangerous, once my mom looked like a chin-smoker too her nails were yellow-brown because she wore no gloves before… but after using that stuff she wore it :o)

  24. And we got a sneaky hunch that your mom’s nose smells really good too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  25. cecilia07 says:

    MOL Easy we just saw your comment on our blog about my water fountain…..OMCs
    he peed on it? That is hilarious
    Hugs madi your bfff

    • Morris is a weird guy, he peed on the fountain and he even used the wonderful cat grass & nip pot my granny bought for him. He also hates my mom, because she offered him a vegetarian sausage once :o)

  26. Mags Corner says:

    Sweet Easy you and your mom are quite the team. We laughed and laughed as we read this post. We are happy those skid marks are about all gone and we hope your mom does not have to wear that big red nose for long. lol Thank you so much for stopping by Snookums page and leaving us the sweet and comforting comment…it means a lot to us. Hugs and nose kisses sweet friends!

  27. Are you sure that’s not Rudolph? 🙂


  28. OMGoodness, E. Your mom is so silly! Plus so colorful!

    Love and licks,

  29. BOL… ROTFL!!! Baawwwwwwwwhaaaaa.

  30. pawedblog says:

    Haha aww oh Easy!! Your poor mum! Be nice now, don;t laugh too hard!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  31. Whitley says:

    BOL – I fink it are time for some exfoliation!

  32. Oh dear, Easy, you have just reminded my pale skinned, freckly, and prominent nosed human why Northern Scotland is the right environment for her…
    Toodle pip!

    • We should live in your neighborhood, Bertie, that would be fabulous. we wouldn’t nedd all thos sun protection stuff and even my dad could spend some time outside in summer :o)

  33. Shiva & Jaya says:

    We liking da sun lotion that smells like fishie.

  34. Ha ha ha ha ha – the most creative ‘rescue’ we’ve seen ever 😀

  35. Hehehe oh dear!!! Poor hooman!! Whee know our Mummy messed up with moisturizing her hands and got brown hands. It came off after a few days but she didn’t venture outside unless they were firmly in her pockets!!


  36. We are sorry that we are laughing so hard at your mom! Perhaps she should keep these products in very different places so this doesn’t happen again.

  37. dogdaz says:

    Sorry mom had to resort to a cheese nose but it is very cute.

  38. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that sownds verry like wot happend to the unfortchoonat ross on an episode of the faymus tv dokyoomentary frends!!! i like the cheez nose luk eksept it reeminds me a littel bit of the skarry skarry parakeet brrrrr!!! ok bye

  39. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, I’m so very glad we have fur and don’t have to worry about lotions and sunburns and stuff like that! Yikes. That red nose is silly and made me wag! Hey, I’ll see you tomorrow for Date Day and I’m so glad you’re joining in with me.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

  40. Nylabluesmum says:

    YOW Easy we cannot stop laffin here…oh Easy dere are teerz runnin down Mum’z face n she can bearly breethe…ya n yer Mum gott her *funny bone* guud n me iz kitteh laffin too….MOL…yer poor Mum makin such a misstake of EPICK purrporshunz…
    Da cheese nose guard iz purrfect; no one will notice 😉
    Much lub Nylablue n Mum too

  41. I’m certain that nobody will notice! You know when the dog laughs at you, it means trouble. Haha!

  42. Misaki says:

    Oh noes your poor mummy, but daddy did something similar when he was young, so he sympathises

  43. Clowie says:

    Ha ha, she looks great with her nose cover!

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