I’m still on that darned diet (SHIT!) and they chase me around the whole day.
It starts in the morning when a nocturnal Weim tries to get his beauty-sleep.
What means OUT YOU GO?… I’m tired and famished!
We decided to conscript the guy with the helmet on his back. He needs some exercising too…
….butt the lazy guy did nothing than to eat…
… and while I watched him I’ve got crazy ideas…Ok,  he is small but he is stuffed now with herbs…
Has anyfurbuddy  a good tortoise-recipe?
Can you see my ribs now? Naaah?… drats!


Then they chased me around  and I felt literally  like the Fox On The Run…
Do you remember that song by The Sweet?
Anyway….that’s me running…
and that’s me still running…
and that’s the pesterous shutter of the cam what makes zombies instead of zoomies…
By now  we weren’t on the haunted scale thingy, mom said we will jump on that thingy after one week.. that means I have to hop on that thingy, my mom has her own “fat-indicator”, stay tuned, it’s frigging crazy…. what else!


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

44 responses »

  1. Cruel and unusual punishment Easy 😦 Good to see Helmut out, ahem, eating…

  2. DailyMusings says:

    what a lovely garden to run and jump in! You will shed those pounds(kilos?) in no time!! Love the zombie shot. 😀

  3. fozziemum says:

    Easy my friend no recipe here…I have been spying on our dam and I think we have a tortoise..he too listens to Sweet ….he screams and everybody comes a runnin… look exhausted…I bet after a week of boot camp you will be looking like Arnie….run to the chopper Easy!!! hugs Fozziemum..who needs to do a bit of exercise herself 😉 xxxx

  4. raisingdaisy says:

    You’re doing a great job there, Easy! I like your little helmeted friend too – I bet you could beat him in a race! 😉

  5. Gosh Easy…..tell me Helmutt is safe from your hunger attacks….although herb-stuffed turtle does sound rather tempting… certainly are getting a good workout in the backyard though! Leaping around – flying through the air – SURELY when you get on that scale it will show PROGRESS! Good luck buddy……….

    Hugs, Sammy

  6. Two French Bulldogs says:

    We don’t know how you have energy since they are starving you over there. Turtle stew?
    Lily & Edward

  7. PigLove says:

    Helmut has really grown. This DIEt thing sucks. I hope my mom doesn’t get that crazy idea. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Goose says:

    Helmut might be tasty on the half shell. I think you look wonderful brother. Don’t they know all that running makes a Wiem hungry. My MOM and her kids are going without food for 40 hours this weekend to raise awareness and money about hunger. I think it would be a great idea that with some of the green papers they raise to send you a care package. OH and I have a special something for you on my blog today. I know you will understand.

  9. hungryhungryhippo404 says:

    Nawww you started off the day so well, and then they managed to get you to do all that running?! So lame! Hehehe. I hope you enjoy the rest of your Friday 🙂

  10. stella rose says:

    Yep wesa were a little worried you were gonna get that turtle for a snack…your yard is very pretty, we actually think you are perfect just the way you are, and wesa swear we can see your ribs….so your diet should be over. Mom feeds me (stella rose) frozen greenbeans cos I loves them whenever hers thinks I am a little too round…of course I am the shorter of the three (and prettier) so that makes it harder for me to look model slim. Our parents are daft!
    stella Rose

  11. Brian says:

    That is a lot of running Easy. You should at least get a steak dinner after that workout!

  12. BOL BOL The Sweet that is a blast from the past. I had sardines last night. Yummy.
    I should send you some Easy. Diets suck. Have a fabulous fasting Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • Sardines… I drool on my keyboard…. The Sweets are really blast from the past… but my mom had their poster on the wall and kissed it every day (she said NO!, butt I know she did). btw. the comment was in the spam-section, the wp-gremlin is a moron!

  13. knitwit1980 says:

    I keep picturing you as Oliver Twist asking your dad, “Please sir, can I have some more?” while you hold your good bowl up to him.

  14. Will and Eko says:

    Stick with it, you’ll have that beach body in no time! And at least you can still beat helmutt in a race.

  15. cecilia07 says:

    Morning Easy!
    How rude to wake you from your morning nap to exercise! I bet you lost at least a pound during your yard zombie run?
    MADI your BFFF

  16. gentlestitches says:

    Running will fitten you up in no time but poor Helmut better make himself scarce!

  17. kolytyi says:

    I think you should wear a running shirt:, and voila, your ribs could be seen so that you could start a fattening diet immediately!

  18. Kyla says:

    At lease you’re not gaining. Right? Right??? RIGHT?

  19. fernerose says:

    Diets are no fun are they Easy!!!! Sorry for you buddy!!! Hope you get this?? been trying to get yo you!!!

  20. dezizworld says:

    Meez will send yous a stash of tweats on da sly handsum. So sowwy yous hoomans awe stawvin’ yous. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


  21. You’ve got to keep exercising. There were so many dogs at Blogpaws, but you would have been a star!

  22. Whew – that 2nd pix says it all! But what a nice yard to run in – no wonder you leap faster than a camera can snap.
    Molly almost gobbled a butterfly today – she thinks maybe the herb stuffed turtle might be tastier.
    Have a great weekend, Easy!

  23. You’ve got a point, E. Helmut is a self-stuffed lunch. Yum!

    Love and licks,

  24. You are really getting fit there buddy, keep it up. So that picture of the puppy with the hurt eye in my friends video of “the bad” was punkin, gmans sister who got bit by a copperhead snake and was lucky to be alive. I am so glad you loved the video.

  25. I gots a good recipe for turtle soup! Okays, not really…butts that does sound yummy!
    (just kiddin’ Helmut….)
    Oh Easy, i knows your pain, butts I say make the peeps chase YOU! That’s what I do…I gots to get Ma’s fat arse movin’ too. Put ME on a diet, eh??? I’ll show her!!!
    Ruby ♥

  26. We think we see a waistline on you Easy, that should be good enough!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  27. Fox on the Run is a most excellent song!

    I don’t know why they have you exercising… exercise is only for fat critters like that turtle…

  28. Emmadog says:

    A diet would be horrid! I have never been on one. If Mom thinks I gained a pound I have to walk or run more but no diet. I think I prefer it that way.

  29. Frankie and Ernie says:

    EASY…. it is grrrreat to see Helmutt getting out and about… now we can’t See HIS rIbs so will HE be put on a Diet too? We don’t think YOU need one at all.

  30. Whee don’t know why the Helmutt isn’t on a diet too! One rule for him and all that!

    Hang in there, the hoomans put me on a diet too . . . I just steal Basil’s share now to compensate!


  31. Howdy Easy. A diet??? WTH? you look perfect mate. Sounds like fun exercising and playing with your dad and mum though. We think helmet might be a little too crunchy to make a meal and we think he’s cute so maybe don’t try and eat him ok? Is it pawsible to sneak some treats while your mum and dad are sleeping, hehe. No worries, and love, Stella (who might be fat but tells everybuddy it’s her furs really)and Rory (who is not fat but eats like a horse ahahaha)

  32. you will be thin in no time at all with all that running

  33. Well, we are glad you get to play a lot. We hope this diet goes fast . . . .

  34. Me and Stanley went on a 6 mile run with our pawrents. We liked it!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  35. catfromhell says:

    Easy, yous is doing marvelous darling. My Mommy is not. My hairy slobbery sister was at the stabby place this week to see Dr Ruth and she weighs EXACTLY the same as she did 12 years ago!

  36. Looking good Weimaraner. Keep up the good work!

  37. Whitley says:

    i know dey makes turtle soup . . .

  38. Easy I saw ribs in the 8th photo!!!!!!!!! I’m sure I did!

  39. boscocat says:

    Don’t worry about the haunted scale thing! That goes 0 to a hundred in under 10 seconds when I gets on it 🙂 that’s a good thing right??

  40. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy to fink of eatin HellMut ya must bee famished!! peepz give da Weim sum food…rice cakez or Cheereeoz…wait do ya haz dem dere?? Shuud me smuggle er me meenz send sum to ya Easy???
    Keep exercisin n runnin about n dat nastee weight (what weight we askz??) will drop off ne den ya da Weim can haz sum guud snackz once again….we hopez…
    Purrayz fer Easy to nott fade away to a shadow of his formur self….
    Lub ya poochieboy Nylablue n Mum too ❤ ❤

  41. Misaki says:

    After all that running you must’ve lost at least 10lbs:-)

  42. 2browndawgs says:

    Running can be fun. You need to chase something…

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