Yesterday my dad visited the fat vet and he came back with a plan. It’s a diet plan! Who needs a diet plan? Probably my mom, I thought. Butt  my dad hopped on the darned scale thingy…
Pheew… so fortunately he is the one who is to fat…
83.6 kg (184.31 lbs)
Butt then he grabbed the silvermistygrey pup (That’s me and  I hate that, that’s ignominious!) and hopped on the scale again…
 ooops… 124.2 kg (273.81lbs)…then he subtracted his weight from the total weight and the result is my weight… 40.06 kg (88.31 lbs)
that thingy is damaged or rigged! Or maybe there is a miscalculation?
Since yesterday I’m on diet and I lost … nothing? What a swizz!
Look at that sad face of this poor pup! I have no clue how I shall survive the next days… even if mom said she will hunger together with me….
… and just between us,  a problem shared is a problem halved…. my arse!  I mean, the problem is, that they halved my food and then mom halved exactly THAT problem whith joining the hunger artist group, that means the halved problem is quartered then and at the end I will get the halved food halved, right?
Life can be complicated….
Oh and that are the treats she bought at the Dog Show, because I’m a natural-born capitalis t, I do nothing without payment. They are as  small as bread crumbs… am I a micro surgeon or what? Mom, that’s pitiful and you have a screw loose that’s for sure… and that’s what the legislator calls wage dumping, just saying…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Easy, we’ll try not to post pictures of food until your problem is solved 😉

  2. Poor Easy…..on a diet huh? That usually makes people (and animals) very grumpy. We’ll all see if we can keep your mind off your starvation and entertain you. That so-called microscopic “treat” that’s smaller than a writing pen is PITIFUL. You poor guy. Want us so smuggle some food to you disguised inside a stuffed animals purrrhaps??? You could PRETEND to be pulling the stuffing out but sneaking the food instead! Anything for a pal………..

    Hugs, Sammy

    • That are treats for a mouse, huh? Maybe I can eat a microscope first then my 7 stomachs can see it better? Do you have a clue how much calories such a microscope-thingy will have? I haven’t seen a calorie declaration on the package…

  3. DailyMusings says:

    No fun! You need to get around this by raiding the cabinets when all are sleeping. Like my husband does. He is the master raider, and always on a diet too. 🙂

  4. Welcome to my world, E. That’s what Mom does every Monday. She weighs herself and then holds me and we get weighed together. Then she does math on her calculator and says, “NO TREATS FOR YOU TODAY!” Ugh. She doesn’t monkey with my food, though. Only my treats. Your parents are strict!

    Love and licks,

    • I bet all scales are haunted or sponsored by weight watchers. They show us always the wrong weight… with purpose! Even my mom says: OMG that’s NOT true! when she uses that thingy….

  5. fredrieka says:

    Bwahahahaha that is furrny, I am not laughing at you everyone says I am too skinny. I weigh what I am suppose to and everyone except the vet says I am too skinny

  6. fozziemum says:

    Boy Easy what a rip indeed..that treat looks more like maybe the midget part that broke in mums camera…perhaps that’s where she got it…I think you look fine but if you need to lose weight then eat more and poop more…more poop is the way to go my friend..but sadly we watch the pups weight a boot camp hugs Fozziemum xx

    • yes, that’s what it is: a boot camp… but wait… a boot… wish I had a tasty boot. but I not even have a sandal or a flip flop… and that’s the light version for a shoe-chewer :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        I must find a way to smuggle some treats to you..i am sure your postal guy will not squeal to your mum and dad..i will send them as DIY way mum or dad would want to open that 🙂 all else fails shoes!

      • hahahaha… I’m not sure if the post guy will bring DIY-manuals to my staff, think that’s the same category like blasting agent in their hands hahahahahaha

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahahaahahah bless em Easy they do try! we have been tonight putting blinds up in the while Fozziedad has been swearing like it was oxygen I have been keeping out of harms way by baking…a banana and passionfruit cake with passionfruit icing some banana and spice muffins and I have in a very low oven my seven hour French leg of will cook overnight tantalising the poor pups while they sleep 😉 come on over ..bring a Chablis 😉

      • I’m drooling on my keyboard…. I had chicken breast for lunch…. mom had two eggs….and now she looks on my ham…. scary! I better come over with the Chablis thingy and a big bottle from the cellar of that Baron-guy :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Yummo ….keep mum away from your Ham’s every mouth for themselves 😉 and yes raid the barons cellar ..sounds grand to me!!

  7. cecilia07 says:

    Easy my sweet handsome big boned buddy….I feel your pain. I have been fed that same fat story….to which I reply it ‘ain’t fat it is fur’. Unfortunately you cannot use that line your silvermistygray is not furry. Good luck and keep smiling for this too shall pass.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  8. Oh no not the dreaded D word. We will have to send you secret food packages so you don’t starve Easy. BOL life in boot camp is no fun at all. Come over here and chase some squirrels with me and we will get fit together I say. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. kolytyi says:

    Ok, they halve your food. But since your dad weighs twice as much as you, (he) his food has to be quartered! And probably your mom’s … thirded? 🙂

  10. I think we need a magnifying glass to see that treat. It’s way too small!

  11. Oh Easy! Your poor sad, hungry face. I am sobbing for you! You and Dad are both perfect and not the least bit fat at all! Your Mom is even more perfect. Less diet, more exercise. Hooray! 😀

  12. We feel your pain – our Mom has Dweeb on a diet which means I am on a diet too and that is so not right! You know there is always one parental unit that will fall for the big sad eyes look – work it brother – work it!

  13. Goose says:

    Easy I weight 87 pounds. So does that mean I must join you in this silly diet plan?? MOM, thankfully says I do not have to. You should come see my vet guy. He says for my frame and muscle (they are huge) I am ok in the weight department. If you look down on me you see a big chest and I sink in in the waist. I feel bad for you brother. I mean we are not Greyhounds or sticks. We are the mighty Weims who are strong and it shows in our musclie form. OK MOM said I could lose 2 to 3 pounds. WHAT?!!!! I told her, “you first”.

    • I agree with you, I’m not a Greyhound :o) The problem is that I have some inches more than the french Weims, probably my american genes. I’m on the limit with my 27.5 inches and with my weight too. The vet said if I lose 3 to 4 lbs then I’m perfect. Butt it’s not a good idea to be on a diet together with mom, two “grumpy cats” in the house are too much :o)

  14. I like gentlestitches idea of less diet, more exercise! But I hardly got off the couch yesterday except at 4 for wine time. Oh I did plant a pot of petunies but I whined the whole time.

  15. Oh Easy it isn’t Easy being you is it. Maybe you can find some tasty nuggets on the floor. Hope your diet goes well, Nellie is on one too!

    • I saw an ole bubble gum on the street today, but sadly mom was faster than me. She is on a diet too and I love my mom so I was generous :o) It’s really not easy to be Easy….my 7 stomachs are down in the dumps :o)

  16. Misaki says:

    Oh the horror! Sorry to hear about the D word Easy, hope it’s not too much of a pain in the bum

    • It’s more a pain on another place hehehe. And it’s a torture to watch tv, they always eat! In the commercial, in the shows, even in the news they had people who ate ice cream… the world can be cruelty huh?

  17. katiebblogs says:

    Easy! Hope you’ve had a great week. That picture of your Dad holding you on the scale is quite adorable though you didn’t seem too happy about it. Diets are no fun (they better never try to get ME on a diet) so hopefully you can rig the scale to work in your favor and they’ll never know 🙂

  18. Jen Donohue says:

    88 pounds, Easy! Well, you don’t LOOK so bad, so really, it’ll be easy for a couple of pounds to come off. Your joints will thank you 😉

    (I’ve heard low sodium canned green beans can really help with pupper weight loss. I’m also not sure what that does to digestion….)

  19. Two French Bulldogs says:

    We hope you explained it’s all muscle
    Lily and Edward

  20. PigLove says:

    Oh brother -ssshh – keep that D and T words down to a low grumble. If my mom hears – OMP (oh my pig). It’s hard keeping up this pot belly. I feel you bro. You want me to send you a care package full of food? Just say the word. XOXO – Bacon

  21. stella rose says:

    Oh Easy that treat was pitiful….Isa never seen anything that small, and we agree with Lily and Edward that you are all muscle, heck your brain probably weighs 15 lbs. cos yousa so smart, mom and dad need to rethink their plan.
    stella rose

  22. fernerose says:

    OMG poor Easy!!!! Zoie was in the same boat as you Easy!! She weighted 88 lbs but she might have been a wet bit bigger then you are– really can’t tell in pictures!! God I hope it was not cutting back on her food that caused her to jump the fence that night????

  23. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Easy this is an ABOMINATION… HOW HORRID… We are SURE that there is a Mathematical Error or FAULTY SCALES… You can NOT be an ounce over 87 pounds and GOOSE says that is PERFECT fur one of your breed.
    OMD buddy… that POOR EXCUSE fur a “SNACK” is smaller than a Salamander’s Fart, and certainly less satisfying. Your life has gone to the Squirrels. We are sooooooo sorry. THIS is an ABOMINATION we say.
    Lissen UP… Easy’s Peeps… FEED OUR FUREND… We will not allow you to STARVE our good buddy this way.

    • hahahha probably it’s smaller than the fart of a Salamander on diet lol… butt I agree that’s so mean and even when my mom halved her food too…what’s in for me?

  24. Looks like tough times ahead for you and for Dad. I hope you can both be real losers. 🙂


  25. Kyla says:

    Welcome to the real world. You were paid all your wages, the government just took its cut before you got yours.

  26. Will and Eko says:

    Ha, that last photo is too funny! If you get meals out of a treat/toy it lessens the pain of dieting. Good luck getting your beach body!

  27. catfromhell says:

    Don’t tell my Mommy — but you and your Daddy weighs about the same as me and my Mommy….She needs to bes on a die-it!

  28. Brian says:

    Diet is my least favorite four letter word Easy!

  29. Kuruk says:

    Easy we weigh about the same! Wooowooooo! I think it’s a pawesome weight!

  30. We might have to send you some emergency rations! How will you keep from starving?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  31. Poor sweet boy, life really isn’t fair. You are in good company though; at our house little Christmas (who is looking more and more like a seal pup each day) is also on a diet 🙂

  32. OMD! You know Hazel had to go on a diet when she weighed 17 lbs! If you figure out how to make that scale work right let my Mom know, she says her’s lies to her all the time!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  33. dezizworld says:

    OMC Easy meez so sowwy yous hav tu cut yous noms. Meez will help yous pwotest. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


  34. Easy I have to go on a diet too! I am 28lbs. Much too fat for a Sheltie!

  35. Lee says:

    Easy you got to stop taking it easy. I think you should try the south beach diet and go to the south beach and have some fun.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  36. Oh my dearest Easy – it iz I, Shasta. I tue am on a d-i-e-t! An’mom iz also slowin’down on the treatz. The treatz r gettin’smaller an’smaller an’me an’Shiloh r gittin’less food. Not only iz it less (the food) the package sez it iz fur Weight Management; I’m sorry butt I think I can manage my weight an’food just fine, thank u very much. When I wuz a lot younger, mom took me tue a couple of showz butt the judgez didn’t like me much which wuz ok cuz mom duz. The only time I won my class iz when no other doggiez were there – the more doggiez then the lower I placed. Butt mom herd sum peeple at the showz say I wuz tue fat even then so guess my body just likez bein’fat. I shure due hope u don’t loze so much weight that the wind blowz u away an’we won’t git tue haf our date. Hope tue c u soon if the wind don’t blowz u away!
    Diva Shasta

    • What? They said you are fat? That’s “dogcrimination”, they should wear their glasses, then she would see how beautiful you are. Have you seen the Beagles at my show? They were in the ring next to me and there was not one what was as beautiful as you, Shasta.

  37. sagira says:

    Oh no! Trying to lose weight is the worst. Mom and dad do that to my brother Bokeh sometimes. They give him green beans to help him feel fuller since he doesn’t get as much kibble when he has to shed a few pounds. Good luck!

  38. pawedblog says:

    Aww Easy!!… but, does that mean the tiny treat can be classes as ‘diet’ treats? far too small to do any harm, surely?
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

  39. Oh no Easy! I need to put my daughter and boyfriend on a diet too. Maybe your mom will share her dieting tips later on 😉 My daughter probably weighs almost as much as I do now, but I am grossly underweight anyways.

  40. YIKES!! that looks like something from the butt end of mices!! What a rouse Easy! You are being mistreated…hop on a fast boat to USA and then grab a fast jet to my house!!

  41. The OP Pack says:

    Diets suck bigtime, Easy. Ciara is always hungry, but Mom says she has to watch her intake because her meds make her extremely hungry. She is not liking this at all!!! Good luck withyour diet.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  42. If they are gonna do horrible things like weigh you, the least they can do is keep it private. Sorry about the diet. We say they need more exercise, and more cookies and you will be fine. 🙂

  43. harrispen says:

    Poor Easy. We hope you get to your “proper” wait soon so you don’t have to starve too long.

    Millie and Walter

  44. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh my goodness! We think you look great, we’d never have thought you needed that four-letter word, d-i-e-t. My vet said that the medication I’m on makes me hungry and thirsty and that I might gain some weight….I hope not, because I don’t want to go on a d-i-e-t! I remember last time, when I hit the big 15 pounds and my family cut my treats in half to mere morsels so I could go back to 14 pounds – not fun! I heard my mom use the word “round barrel” the other day when she looked at me, so I think I might be in for more half-treats soon. Darned medicine!!

    • My mom called me “Fatty Finn” that’s so mean… I had a weight-explosion too as I had cortisone-injections, that was a torture, I was hungry like a wolf the whole time and not even a truckload of food could help to fill my 7 stomachs.

  45. Easy I think you and dad just need to add one extra walk to your day and then you would be fine. That treat is a mouse treat! Mom gives us cooked green beans and brussle sprouts as treats if we start getting a little ‘fluffy’ and the Puffs are on “I am a fat little toy dog” food since Anne has a ruptured disc in her back from me accidentally stomping her last year when we were defending our yard. ( The vet said it was a freak accident). I feel for you! I was 86# this year, down 2# and the vet was happy 🙂

  46. OMD!! Easy!!! You too??!! I’m on a diet too!!! OMD, it’s torture I tell ya!!!! Ma says I gots to lose some weight, and she can’t figure out why I’m not losing any. Then she caught Gpa sneakin’ me some bread and some other stuffs and hit the roof!!! I say she should mind her own business and let us be!! Meanie.
    Anyhu, I thinks you look FABulous, butts I know us larger doggies have to keep our weight down or else our joints are gonna start to give from all the flab. Whatevers.
    Maybe some extra walkies wouldn’t be so bad…
    Ruby ♥

    • Oh that’s bad that your mom found the secret food source…. I agree with you, every pound to much on our hips is bad for our joints. Why they can’t invent zero calorie treats?

  47. Finley Rose says:

    Diets?? I’s on da seefood diet– I sees food, I eats it!

    Seriously, tell ’em they needs to exorcise ya more, more walkies, more play– not less food!!

    That’s how I slimmed down and became the lean, mean terrieristic machine I is today!!

  48. Finley Rose says:

    Why does they give me a monster icon instead of using my Google Plus pic? I’s confuserated….

  49. mollieandalfie says:

    Hay fatty Bawahwhahhhahahahawa I personally’z like a dog with a bit of MEAT on it BOL.. Crisp breads for you Easy.. I am’z sure thoze scales are wrong! xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  50. kolytyi says:

    Hmmmm, maybe not the dog is heavy but the dad is weak? 😉

  51. Poor Easy, I know how you feel. I had a trip to the vet yesterday too and even with all my stomach problems, I’ve put on a few. It’s diet time for me too.

  52. Easy, that treat is so small even I wouldn’t eat it! WTD? You are now getting half of a half of food?!? That’s absurd. Everyone knows you are not needing a diet plan. I bet that scale is broken!
    *sneaking you some food*

  53. Gosh Easy, you weigh more than four of me! And as for your Dad….

  54. dollythedoxie says:

    Ooh Easy sorry to hear about the diet! Why not suggest more walks and play time so they don’t have to cut out all of your food? Love Dolly

  55. Ruby and Angel Pip says:

    Oh good grief, I am on a diet, too, and it’s no fun!

  56. speedyrabbit says:

    I feel for you Easy I have been on a diet since my eye surgery and I still am,as the vet said I have some way to go still…..;) xx Speedy

  57. Kurome says:

    Aw…poor boy!! But welcome to the club 😉 I am also on diet now…on forced diet to be exact. I feel fine, mommy thinks not.

    Btw we understand the kg way more than the lbs ;:)

  58. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy me Champeeon poochie ya lookz pawfect n purrfect to me n Mum…ya iz not a Mini Shnazaur or a toy poo-dall….ya iz a strong n manlee Weimeeryener…big doggie n we finkz ya iz gettin ripped off!!!
    Let’z da a pawtest!!!!!
    Eben yer Dad lookz fine to us….
    Dietz suck!
    Just sayin 😉
    Lub yer furendz Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum ❤ ❤ ❤

  59. Nylabluesmum says:

    Die ate iz scarey..Mumm iz on a die-ate…so dere are NO snackz in da house….she iz eatin ALOT of peaz?? Weerd huh??? 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤

  60. […] hunger artist since one week and today we will look for da biggest loser…   On tuesday my weight was 40.06 kg ( 88.31 lbs) … Today my weight is 39.3 kg (86.64 lbs) not bad, huh? […]

  61. Clowie says:

    Tiny treats? I’m not surprised you’re looking glum in that last photo!

  62. Dalton says:

    oh no that sounds awful, but typist would like me to tell you it will be worth it in the end!

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