I was in the shit… literally…
I started to my noon patrol as always as I heard a noise in the grass. Ha! The Easter Bunny! I immediately made a header to get him, because Ranger  can’t find that guy and searches for him everywhere…
… and I landed in the road ditch. There a smart guy disposes  the  waste water of his porcelain bus and therefore we have a stinky pond .
In the middle of the black sea I landed with all 4 paws and the shit-pee-whatever-mix sprayed up to my ears.
Mom said I’m a Wei-MORON-er and dad said… things we shouldn’t post in public…
I smelled like the forebear of all feces and as I removed the recycled food and some tp-leftovers off my ears, I heard how the whole carnivore world laughed at me.
My buddy, the  chinese finger trap,  came immediately to take a sniff …
 Yiiikes, that’s Eau de Toilet, huh?
The Pommeranian girl howled with laughter…
Man, you really got the shit end of the stick today….
butt hey, shit happens, huh?
And the BEATLES Beagles sang:
Next time please use a yellow submarine…
I thought it couldn’t come much more worse, but that was a delusion…
…as I came home, dad immediately put on his birthday suit, then he grabbed the poor shittybrown Weimaraner and ran nekked with the poor pup (that’s me) upstairs.
There the poor pup ( still me) had to bear the water torture in the bathtub….then, probably as punishment for torturing a poor Weimaraner,
dad tortured itself with the wather whip, while I tried to escape from the chamber of horror.
 Good news, the silvermistygrey pup ( my new me) is a survivor…
… butt even without the shit in my ears I’m pissed now….
…and not even the pitiful xxx-small Greenie makes it better. It was just mean to put me in the bathtub, I mean I still had a bath today….
and with all the water my dignity and my ego are still tainted…

and don’t forget on 4/20/14:


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Up shit creek without a paddle but of course, you did have a paddle. Yuckity Poo Poo Plops. A day to put behind you dear recovered Silvermistygrey Easy.

  2. Dalton says:

    Is there anything worse in the world than a baff??

  3. kolytyi says:

    I think olfactionally disabled persons should be immediately forbidden by law from walking doggies! A minor hunting accident must not end at such a horrific place as the bathtub!

  4. Poor Easy……a dip in the pond of doom forces you to have to undergo the horrors of the bathroom tub. Well, at least you came out smelling better – the Easter Bunny might have been reluctant to visit your house with the Eau De Toilette fragrance lingering on your misty grey silver self!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • hahahah the easter bunny would bring me tp-rolls, he probably would think there is someone in need here :o) but a bath was totally overdone, honestly, some clothes pegs for our noses have the same result.

  5. fredrieka says:

    Oh Easy you can not get any respect of privacy.. How could you poop with that butterfly there … It would tickle my butt.. lol woofunny

  6. DailyMusings says:

    oh what a day! Smells and baths and looks from other dogs in the neighborhood. Hope the greenie was good!

  7. cecilia07 says:

    Easy some days it does not pay to leave the confines of your yard. Bless your heart buddy I feel bad for you. To say you made an impression with the ‘hood pups is an understatement.
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  8. speedyrabbit says:

    Oh Easy what are we are going to do with you pal,you get into mischief in the craziest of ways,xx Speedy

  9. 2browndawgs says:

    I’m not really sure which bath was worse…. Best leave that Easter bunny alone to avoid the ending up in crappy places. 🙂

  10. Up shit creek with out a greenie Easy. That was an epic tale of stinky goodness. I bet you now want payback to the Easter Bunny. We think he is shit street LOL. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. Easy you just can’t stay out of sh.. trouble! I can sympathize with the dunking in the stinky pond. We have a lagoon for deposits from the porcelain bus and CH and I have nearly fallen in a few times. Well, I bet you are smelling like a flower now.. 😉 And Dad too!

  12. What is it with the peeps – just cause it smells like poo to them don’t mean it doesn’t smell divine to us and then they have the nerve to wash us with REALLY stinky stuff called sham POO!

  13. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD Easy… a… BUTT Erfly… and Shame Poo…
    Was that Pond water Dark as a Salamandar’s Ass? THAT is a good measurement fur stuffs that cause Peeps to get NAKKID and Torture us with the Water Treatment.

    We think you should change your name from Easy… to AWFUL beclaws your live is NOT Easy… it is Butt Ugly Awful. You are like a CRAP MAGNET… the worst thingys seem to happen to you. BUTT we are M BARE ASSED to admit that we do LOVE hearing about your Exciting Life. BOL BOL

  14. Brian says:

    You sure were raising a stink today Easy!

  15. You stinkie boy you but you sure do clean up nice. The nerve of those people, I never heard of people doing that, yuck. Have a fresh smelling day.

  16. merbear74 says:

    Ha, shit happens all the time, Easy! You poor stinky pup. :o)

  17. Oh dear…..you had quite a day!!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  18. PigLove says:

    WOW brother. That’s a real stinky situation. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  19. stella rose says:

    OUR mom always gives bathes if she thinks wesa stink…she told me if I didn’t stop laying on the pee pads AFTER gussie pees on it I wouldn’t get so many bathes…that woman doesn’t understand NUFFIN!
    stella rose
    ps. that was to small of a reward for you….you need a cow leg or something like that

  20. fozziemum says:

    Boy Easy that’s a shot of a day…I bet mum has burnt dads clothes so I suppose he may be necked for awhile! surely this pipe is not attached to any escape route you may have planned….it could be like the movie Shawshank redemption…pee ewwww and I think a bigger treat is in order 😉 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • that was really a shit-day. I can’t believe that this guy uses the road ditch for the waste water… and I’m angry that I wasted a lot of wonga for a septic tank when it can be so easy :o) I just converted the price of the tank in shoes….maaaan what a waste :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Here’s the plan Easy..grab a pencil and some paper…get mum and hop in the Elephant skater and head to a hardware store..mum knows her DIY (well sort of) buy some quick drying cement..race home at great speed…10 maybe 20 km hour …then fill the bloody pipe with cement..all his shit will build up and back up until like Augustus Gloop he gets sucked into his own tube of crap!!!..just a thought bwahahaahahah

      • we still have that cement stuff in my crib :o) but I would like to install a cam in the crib of this guy too , I bet his face will be priceless when he tries to flush his bowl :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Excellent..then all you need is a camera…he could do a shit selfie bwhahahahaahah boy that’s a face that will go viral on poo-tube bwahahahaa :0

      • I’m afraid it leads to a shit storm when he will post the selfie on fartbook :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahahaahahaa…bwaahhah 🙂

  21. ThatJenK says:

    Ha! Shit happens, indeed! A crappy day for the pair of you!

  22. Peter Wilson (Savannah's Dad) says:

    Time to put a cork in the neighbor’s outflow. Or maybe collect some and dump it on his front door. How about that?

  23. My goodness Easy, what a shitty thing to happen! It should be illegal for this guy to dump his waste like that and cause you to have a bath.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  24. Two French Bulldogs says:

    You must have smelled lovely
    Lily & Edward

  25. Kyla says:

    Is your nose OK? It should have warned you about that cesspool.

  26. Clowie says:

    My biped laughed about your dad stripping off to give you a bath – I make sure everyone gets as wet as I do!

  27. Will and Eko says:

    Your face in the tub cracks me up. If you catch the Easter Bunny be sure to send some candy our way.

  28. harrispen says:

    Oh Easy you and your dad had a shitty day!

    Millie & Walter

  29. We laughed so hard about the xxx (extra extra extra) small greenie treat you had.

  30. I am cracking up at the “up shit creek without a paddle” BOL

  31. Shit happens but I thought you liked water? Our aromatherapy pet shampoo spa would have made you smell yummy…damn, our giveaway is only in the U.S. That stinks!

  32. This is just trauma on top of trauma, E. Plus, why does your dad get naked when you are the one getting the bath??? That seems…..wrong!

    Love and licks,

  33. The shit’s getting deep in here…

  34. Sagira says:

    Oh gosh! What a day you had my friend. Sorry to hear about your bath. Did you do the after bath zoomies?

  35. You really had a crap day 😦 xxx lol

  36. Emmadog says:

    Major bummer, dude! A B-A-T-H is a four letter word and definitely a day wrecker!

  37. That’s awful! You do look kinda bummed in your pics. But you look extra shiny 😉

  38. The OP Pack says:

    And we don’t blame you at all, Easy – we avoid the B.A.T.H. like the plague!!!

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  39. Kroten says:

    Hahaha what an adventure!! At least you get a full attention from all the dogs in the neighborhood 😉

  40. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    Were you aligned North/South like the 2013 study said you should be? Or are you in agreement with the Run A Muck Ranch dogs that the Polar Shift is near?

  41. mollieandalfie says:

    Happy Easter to you all, we hope you get’z lot’z of Berd or Thuna wez will see’z youz

    Tuezday xxxxoooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  42. Nylabluesmum says:

    Guud greef Easy dat iz one sad storee!!! Ferst da poopin piccie; iz dere no fignitee???
    Den to land in da shite pond; just pawfull!!
    N furinallee da Bath of “Me gonna wash dat poo rite outta me fur….”
    Oh Easy me iz so sowwy ya had such a turrbile xpereence!!!!
    Talk about da shite hitten da fan!
    Here’z sum ~~~~~head rubz~~~~~ frum me Nylablue
    Pee ess: Ya smell purrty now 😉

  43. pawedblog says:

    Aww Easy! I think that you suffered enough! I bet you didn’t much like the smell of yourself either. It may not be much comfort, but your story did make me smile!
    Hugs, Carrie (Myfie, Ellie and Millie) x

  44. Oh Easy…what a crappy neighbor to dispose of his waste water in such a public place! I would deposit some of your nuggets in his front door step!

  45. Misaki says:

    Oh you poor thing:-(

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