TAINTED THURSDAY
I was in the shit… literally…
I started to my noon patrol as always as I heard a noise in the grass. Ha! The Easter Bunny! I immediately made a header to get him, because Ranger can’t find that guy and searches for him everywhere…
… and I landed in the road ditch. There a smart guy disposes the waste water of his porcelain bus and therefore we have a stinky pond .
In the middle of the black sea I landed with all 4 paws and the shit-pee-whatever-mix sprayed up to my ears.
Mom said I’m a Wei-MORON-er and dad said… things we shouldn’t post in public…
I smelled like the forebear of all feces and as I removed the recycled food and some tp-leftovers off my ears, I heard how the whole carnivore world laughed at me.
My buddy, the chinese finger trap, came immediately to take a sniff …
Yiiikes, that’s Eau de Toilet, huh?
The Pommeranian girl howled with laughter…
Man, you really got the shit end of the stick today….
butt hey, shit happens, huh?
And the BEATLES Beagles sang:
Next time please use a yellow submarine…
I thought it couldn’t come much more worse, but that was a delusion…
…as I came home, dad immediately put on his birthday suit, then he grabbed the poor shittybrown Weimaraner and ran nekked with the poor pup (that’s me) upstairs.
There the poor pup ( still me) had to bear the water torture in the bathtub….then, probably as punishment for torturing a poor Weimaraner,
dad tortured itself with the wather whip, while I tried to escape from the chamber of horror.
Good news, the silvermistygrey pup ( my new me) is a survivor…
… butt even without the shit in my ears I’m pissed now….
…and not even the pitiful xxx-small Greenie makes it better. It was just mean to put me in the bathtub, I mean I still had a bath today….
and with all the water my dignity and my ego are still tainted…
HAVE A TIDY THURSDAY ALL
and don’t forget on 4/20/14:
Easy Blog 
Up shit creek without a paddle but of course, you did have a paddle. Yuckity Poo Poo Plops. A day to put behind you dear recovered Silvermistygrey Easy.
Absolutely! and it’s scandalous to drain the waste water directly in the road ditch, the smell is godawful now :o)
Is there anything worse in the world than a baff??
no much Dalton, not much…. I fortunately survived the torture, think that’s worth a dinosaur bone and not that pitiful thingy I’ve got.
I think olfactionally disabled persons should be immediately forbidden by law from walking doggies! A minor hunting accident must not end at such a horrific place as the bathtub!
I agree :o) and at last the other end of the leash is the one who has to protect me, I mean for what else are they hanging on the leash?
Poor Easy……a dip in the pond of doom forces you to have to undergo the horrors of the bathroom tub. Well, at least you came out smelling better – the Easter Bunny might have been reluctant to visit your house with the Eau De Toilette fragrance lingering on your misty grey silver self!
Hugs, Sammy
hahahah the easter bunny would bring me tp-rolls, he probably would think there is someone in need here :o) but a bath was totally overdone, honestly, some clothes pegs for our noses have the same result.
Oh Easy you can not get any respect of privacy.. How could you poop with that butterfly there … It would tickle my butt.. lol woofunny
hahaha therefore it is a BUTTerfly :o)
Bwahahahahaha
oh what a day! Smells and baths and looks from other dogs in the neighborhood. Hope the greenie was good!
it was, sadly it was just a small one. next time I will call David&Pam from Bay watch :o)
ha ha! 🙂
Easy some days it does not pay to leave the confines of your yard. Bless your heart buddy I feel bad for you. To say you made an impression with the ‘hood pups is an understatement.
Hugs Madi your bfff
I agree Madi…. some days should be removed from the calendar :o)
Oh Easy what are we are going to do with you pal,you get into mischief in the craziest of ways,xx Speedy
and this time also in the stinkies way :o) hope the neighborhood dogs will keep that secret :o)
I’m not really sure which bath was worse…. Best leave that Easter bunny alone to avoid the ending up in crappy places. 🙂
that was mean that this guy ambushed me…. hope he will fill my easter basket with extra treats :o)
Up shit creek with out a greenie Easy. That was an epic tale of stinky goodness. I bet you now want payback to the Easter Bunny. We think he is shit street LOL. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
I made a trap for that guy in my back yard and I will fill it tonight with recycled food :o)
Easy you just can’t stay out of sh.. trouble! I can sympathize with the dunking in the stinky pond. We have a lagoon for deposits from the porcelain bus and CH and I have nearly fallen in a few times. Well, I bet you are smelling like a flower now.. 😉 And Dad too!
Please be careful, it needs a whole ocean to wash that smell away and even when you are clean the smell sticks in your nose for a whole eternity :o)
What is it with the peeps – just cause it smells like poo to them don’t mean it doesn’t smell divine to us and then they have the nerve to wash us with REALLY stinky stuff called sham POO!
that’s THE point! they use shame poo to remove poo… not even google has an explanation for that….
OMD Easy… a… BUTT Erfly… and Shame Poo…
Was that Pond water Dark as a Salamandar’s Ass? THAT is a good measurement fur stuffs that cause Peeps to get NAKKID and Torture us with the Water Treatment.
We think you should change your name from Easy… to AWFUL beclaws your live is NOT Easy… it is Butt Ugly Awful. You are like a CRAP MAGNET… the worst thingys seem to happen to you. BUTT we are M BARE ASSED to admit that we do LOVE hearing about your Exciting Life. BOL BOL
You sure were raising a stink today Easy!
sadly yes…. why humans can’t plaike dogs or they could use a litter box like you, that would be much better :o)
You stinkie boy you but you sure do clean up nice. The nerve of those people, I never heard of people doing that, yuck. Have a fresh smelling day.
It’s sandalous, I mean maybe that was common in medieval :o)
eww I mean sCandalous, but it could be bad to step with sandals in that pond, that would be really scandalous “sandalous” :o)
Ha, shit happens all the time, Easy! You poor stinky pup. :o)
sadly that’s true. but that the shit is covered under the grass that’s mean :o)
Oh dear…..you had quite a day!!!!!
The Florida Furkids
I sadly had…. but if you sit in the sh*t it mostly comes worse :o)
WOW brother. That’s a real stinky situation. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
yes, it is and even all the water can wash away the smell of a loser… it still sticks on me :o)
OUR mom always gives bathes if she thinks wesa stink…she told me if I didn’t stop laying on the pee pads AFTER gussie pees on it I wouldn’t get so many bathes…that woman doesn’t understand NUFFIN!
stella rose
ps. that was to small of a reward for you….you need a cow leg or something like that
a dinosaur bone would be nice :o) I don’t know why humans say we would stink, I mean they have just 2 or 3 olfactory cells, how can they say we stink?
Boy Easy that’s a shot of a day…I bet mum has burnt dads clothes so I suppose he may be necked for awhile! surely this pipe is not attached to any escape route you may have planned….it could be like the movie Shawshank redemption…pee ewwww and I think a bigger treat is in order 😉 hugs Fozziemum xx
that was really a shit-day. I can’t believe that this guy uses the road ditch for the waste water… and I’m angry that I wasted a lot of wonga for a septic tank when it can be so easy :o) I just converted the price of the tank in shoes….maaaan what a waste :o)
Here’s the plan Easy..grab a pencil and some paper…get mum and hop in the Elephant skater and head to a hardware store..mum knows her DIY (well sort of) buy some quick drying cement..race home at great speed…10 maybe 20 km hour …then fill the bloody pipe with cement..all his shit will build up and back up until like Augustus Gloop he gets sucked into his own tube of crap!!!..just a thought bwahahaahahah
we still have that cement stuff in my crib :o) but I would like to install a cam in the crib of this guy too , I bet his face will be priceless when he tries to flush his bowl :o)
Excellent..then all you need is a camera…he could do a shit selfie bwhahahahaahah boy that’s a face that will go viral on poo-tube bwahahahaa :0
I’m afraid it leads to a shit storm when he will post the selfie on fartbook :o)
Bwahahaahahaa…bwaahhah 🙂
Ha! Shit happens, indeed! A crappy day for the pair of you!
absolutely, the quote should be my motto for today :o)
Time to put a cork in the neighbor’s outflow. Or maybe collect some and dump it on his front door. How about that?
Oh that would be great… I like the idea with the cork… to see the face of this guy when he tries to flush the toilet would be priceless :o)
My goodness Easy, what a shitty thing to happen! It should be illegal for this guy to dump his waste like that and cause you to have a bath.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
I’m sure that’s not allowed and I bet his neighbors are still on the war path. the smell is godawful :o)
You must have smelled lovely
Lily & Edward
like eau de TOILET – literally :o)
Is your nose OK? It should have warned you about that cesspool.
currently I still have the smell of eau de toilet in my nose, mom said that’s great then she can cook beef for me tomorrow (I hate it!) … that’s mean…
Oh, my! 🙂
janet
hahaha yes, I thought the same as I landed in the bathtub :o)
My biped laughed about your dad stripping off to give you a bath – I make sure everyone gets as wet as I do!
me too and it was difficult to carry a smelly and dirty dog, so he picked the lesser evil :o)
Your face in the tub cracks me up. If you catch the Easter Bunny be sure to send some candy our way.
even when he really lives in that stinky pond?
Oh Easy you and your dad had a shitty day!
Millie & Walter
We laughed so hard about the xxx (extra extra extra) small greenie treat you had.
I am cracking up at the “up shit creek without a paddle” BOL
Shit happens but I thought you liked water? Our aromatherapy pet shampoo spa would have made you smell yummy…damn, our giveaway is only in the U.S. That stinks!
This is just trauma on top of trauma, E. Plus, why does your dad get naked when you are the one getting the bath??? That seems…..wrong!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
The shit’s getting deep in here…
Oh gosh! What a day you had my friend. Sorry to hear about your bath. Did you do the after bath zoomies?
You really had a crap day 😦 xxx lol
Major bummer, dude! A B-A-T-H is a four letter word and definitely a day wrecker!
That’s awful! You do look kinda bummed in your pics. But you look extra shiny 😉
And we don’t blame you at all, Easy – we avoid the B.A.T.H. like the plague!!!
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Hahaha what an adventure!! At least you get a full attention from all the dogs in the neighborhood 😉
Were you aligned North/South like the 2013 study said you should be? Or are you in agreement with the Run A Muck Ranch dogs that the Polar Shift is near?
Happy Easter to you all, we hope you get’z lot’z of Berd or Thuna wez will see’z youz
Tuezday xxxxoooxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
have a super easter pawty and enjoy all the 87 eggs you will get ( I hope).
Guud greef Easy dat iz one sad storee!!! Ferst da poopin piccie; iz dere no fignitee???
Den to land in da shite pond; just pawfull!!
N furinallee da Bath of “Me gonna wash dat poo rite outta me fur….”
Oh Easy me iz so sowwy ya had such a turrbile xpereence!!!!
Talk about da shite hitten da fan!
Here’z sum ~~~~~head rubz~~~~~ frum me Nylablue
Pee ess: Ya smell purrty now 😉
Aww Easy! I think that you suffered enough! I bet you didn’t much like the smell of yourself either. It may not be much comfort, but your story did make me smile!
Hugs, Carrie (Myfie, Ellie and Millie) x
Oh Easy…what a crappy neighbor to dispose of his waste water in such a public place! I would deposit some of your nuggets in his front door step!
Oh you poor thing:-(