First we got an information about the pups who visted my crib on sunday in the evening:
the have a home an owner.
Then, yesterday Hell-mut finished his hibernation. The timing was as  bad as always, because the staff hasn’t finished the tortoise area. They said it’s my fault… PFFFFFF… just because I grabbed the box with the grass seed and distributed it everywhere before the staff could sow it at  Hell-mut’s  new place…
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Now one of the bipeds has to drive to the city again to buy a new box with this grass stuff.
Speaking of shopping: yesterday, as  my mom bought my food and some useless things as always , she discovered some special dog treats in the store. They had pig legs and goat legs what were dried and sold as dog chews. Mom told dad that she couldn’t buy it with good conscience, because there was no information about the country  of origin  on the package and we heard a lot scary things about bad dog treats. And it’s impossible to buy that stuff with Bacon and Cocco in her mind.
Dad said, uh come on, cut me a break… he (that’s me) is a dog.
So mom asked me: Am-I-right-do-you-want-a-greenie???
Before the mean couched question reached my brain, the greedy guy what lives in my stomach said: YES!
 I have no clue about my mom’s conscience, think it’s probably such a thingy:
and I’m NOT a dog, I’m a Weimaraner….

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. fozziemum says:

    Hope you don’t start sprouting grass Easy or you may need dad to mow your back!! Helmutt will love his new grass…even if he does have to ride around on your back..and glad those pups are ok…hope their peeps grow grass too…where the sun don’t shine ….have a great Friday my friend..we both had reptiles in our posts today!! hugs Fozziemum xxxx

    • Mom examined the recycled food today (bet she tried to get some seeds hahaha) to make sure I will not become a Weed-eraner :o) At least the pups are not alone, hope the owner would be more responsible… just a little bit.

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwahaahah poor mum on poop CSI canine S*..T inspection…could be a new show….make some wonga buy a van travel around in style! and yes I hope the owners are more responsible too Easy…no pups should wander where they could be hungry or hurt….

      • oh great idea…. I could buy the ole ride of the Ghost Busters and call it Compost Busters :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Bwhaahahahah sounds awesome!! with a giant flashing poo on the top….:0

  2. Easy!! I eat Greenies EVERY DAY! I love them!!!!! I am sure Helmutt didn’t mind that his grass isn’t ready yet, you were just trying to help! Have a great day! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  3. DailyMusings says:

    Easy, I am wondering about those dogs that visited, and what happened… did they escape their home- or what? The greenies look good, better than the box? Have a fun filled Friday!! 🙂

    • The owner said they sometimes run away but they always come back, so it’s ok for him. (uh, maaaaan) I love Greenies, wish they would make them as big as trees :o)

      • DailyMusings says:

        sorry to say, but running away sounds crazy, and with no collar sounds crazier….. but what can you do- some people just don’t get it. Unlike your mom buying you greenies and keeping pillows and boxes on hand too 😉

      • it’s dangerous for the dogs and for people too, specially for kids, because the two pups are not really friendly. I hope the owner will change his mind… would be sad, if the dogs had to pay the price for the indifference of this guy

      • DailyMusings says:

        I so agree. So irresponsible 😦

  4. fredrieka says:

    I eat no grainers made in the US also Old Mother hubbard made in the US, my mom is very careful what she feeds me.. Your mom sounds like a good momwithoutpaws

    • the treats were a little fishy, no information about the content, just the price tag. Seems that this kind of bargain can be expensive and dangerous at the end. so we better buy greenies :o)

  5. PigLove says:

    Thank you Easy’s mom for not partaking – I ❤ you too. XOXO – Bacon

  6. BOL BOL Bacon and Cocco. Probably mum is right lordy know where they come from? Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • Sometimes she is just a crazy chick :o) but this dog chews were really a little fishy :o) maybe they were dangerous like the duck thingies, so I better be satisfied with my 87 greenies hehe

  7. writetowag says:

    We so love Greenies too!!!! You are such a lucky lad!!!! Have a great weekend !!!

  8. Frankie and Ernie says:

    HELL-Mut has wakened up!!! THAT is a super sign of SPRING. WE are SOOOOOO glad to see him.

    You ATE Hell-Mut’s Grass Seeds??? What if they GROW inside you? You could be pooping out entire LAWNS !!!
    We would not have been allowed to have those Leggy thingys either… Too many questions… not enough Info..
    BUTT OMD OMD you got a GREENIE. We Adore Greenies… we are only allowed to have ONE a Week though…

    HEY HELL-MUT….. Good to See you Buddy…

    • Mom was glad too that the guy with the helmet is well. Imagine I could be my own lawn sprinkler hehehehehe
      Greenies are the best treat ever, I get a small one per day, but that’s never enough fir a big guy like me :o)

  9. Novroz says:

    Oh…hello Hellmut 🙂 ….or maybe I should say Good Morning 😉

    that greeny thing looks tasty

  10. cecilia07 says:

    Morning Easy
    OMCs I was so worried I would not be able to come by today.
    Our interwebs would not work first thing this morning. Mom said she rebooted it several times. I told her to boot it to the curb…but she left it alone while they went to breakfast and wa la it is working.

    Fort Macon is open to visitors. They have a beautiful visitor center with lots of info and
    then you can go down into the fort itself. Mom has some pics of inside it you would like she can send some to you.

    MOL MOL MOL HELL-mut cracks us up. I think I might have the same monster living inside me that you do.

    Our hops were such fun this week.

    Lots of hugs
    madi your bfff

    • oh that would be great Madi! Mom loves historic things, that’s the reason she married my dad :o) That Monster inside is a sneaky thing it leads me to a lot of mischief, that thingy needs a leash and a muzzler :o)

  11. Kyla says:

    You did a great service. The tortoise run wasn’t the only bare spot in your yard. You just ran out of seed before you got to Helmut’s place.

  12. Will and Eko says:

    Glad those pups found their way back to their human.

  13. Emma says:

    Our problem with Greenies is that they are pretty spendy and gone in about a second. They are a rare treat for us.

  14. There was a young Weimer from Leeds
    Who swallowed a packet of Seeds
    A tuft of grass grew out his ass
    And he couldn’t get pissing for weeds

    Good news on the lost dogs! Looking forward to seeing more of Helmut.

    • hahaha, great!!! and the bouquet turns into a butt-quet :o)
      We are glad, Hell-mut woke up, mom was afraid something could be wrong. But it seems that it is normal that they sleep for months :o)

  15. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Wonder why they don’t like to be poo investigators. Love Helmut
    Lily & Edward

  16. You seem to have the gardening thing under control, E. They shouldn’t be such perfectionists about your work. Mom did some psycho-shopping, too. She bought me some poultry and mint flavored toothpaste. I haven’t made up my mind about it, yet.

    Love and licks,

  17. I think you did a nice job of grass seed distribution Easy – too bad your efforts weren’t appreciated. I bet Hel-mutt will like his new “yard” however it looks…..Good for you scoring a greenie or two also! I’d say you had a GOOD day!

    Hugs, Sam

    • I think so, Sammy :o) At least the work in the garden was done in zilch :o) And if you ask me, it’s anyway to cold outside for the tortoise, so there is no hurry with the grass :o)

  18. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, what do you think: if I sucked on such a green thingie, could I make such an incredibly intelligent head as you did in the last pic? Or is it only a vain hope?

  19. Brian says:

    You earned those treats for all that hard yard work Easy!

  20. Oh Easy! You are always getting up to so much mischief!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  21. Easy you are sooo lucky to have a tortoise in your life, they are my dream! I hope I can adopt one one day!

    • Hell-mut is adopted too. We sadly know not much about this guys. It was a little scary that he slept for three months, my mom was very nervous the whole time. But it seems he is well now and back to life :o)

  22. fernerose says:

    Word press would not let me comment!!

  23. Did they take Elephant Skater to the store to get the grass seed. Our car Smurfette wanted to know.

    • Of course :o) Mom looks like a canned chicken in that thingy LOL If Smurfette is interested, he is single and a good guy. He only has some miles to much on the clock :o)

  24. catfromhell says:

    Poor HelMut! Well, at least the grass will comes in thick wheres yous killed the box!
    And yous is right, yous NOTS a Dog (and mes is not a cat!)

  25. gentlestitches says:

    I am so glad that you let us know those lost dogs found their person and home again! Helmutt must be waking up for spring and I am careful about what treats I buy too. 🙂

  26. sheltiebeauties says:

    You’re so lucky! I LOVE greenie but it has run out of stock since ages ago and my mom hasn’t done a good shopping for me yet!

  27. Glad the pups have a home but I wish the owners would keep them there or on leash because I don’t want them to get run over! Hell-mut is cute, I think our turtles think it is still too ding dang cold to come out. Just as well cause they always want to cross the roads here in Missouri and that does not turn out well for the box turtles!

    • I hope he will do something for his dogs. It’s dangerous when they are alone outside. Hell-mut is a little tired too, but he enjoys the first days of spring. A couple of years ago we had a campaign where they made “toad-tunnels” here that this guys can cross the roads. maybe it would help for the turtles too :o) btw: I wish we had turtles here too, we tried to buy a friend for Hell-mut, but I had no clue about the prices :o)

  28. Lady is careful what we eat too. It is sad when other people don’t.

  29. Oh hey there’s little Hellmut! Haven’t seen him in a while. Shiner hasn’t eaten too many greenies in her lifetime. She says I need to change that!

  30. I think your a great grass layer. Greenies are nummy. Hope those stray dog owners do a better job at taking care of there furchildren. I think you would make a great weekend inspiration. Just go to Facebook and look up fitdog101 and post up a picture of your weekend inspi4ation and tell her you want a banner and she will do it for you.

  31. Hey, I thinks you did a FABulous service EAsy! After all, burdies ‘seed’ by poopin’ all overs, right?! So when you do your business you’ll be ‘seedin’ the lawn! Thou, there will be a lot of big ole ‘land mines’ your peeps will have to navigate, butts i thinks it’s worth it. What’s a little poop on the shoes when there is a lawn to be made?!
    Oh, and I LOVES those Greenies!!! WoooHoooo!! They are mighty tasty fursure, and they don’t upset my ‘delicate’ system!! hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  32. Sagira says:

    Yummy greenies. Makes your breath all nice to.

  33. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL Easy ya did such a guud job sewin da seedz of lub fer Hell-mut…sowwy yer Pawentz nott fink ya did a guud job 😉
    Sometimez Hu’Manz haz differeint ideaz bout how to do fingz 😉
    We wundered how Hell-mut waz doin…he iz lookin fine!!!
    As fer treetz me heerz ya about eatin our furendz…me cuud not eat a baconburger anymore or hamm sammichez…nope nott in diz crib!! Wish dere were Greeniez fer toofless kittehz, MOL!!!
    we haz herd da da Greeniez are reelly guud…so spill da beenz: How WAZ dat Greenie treet??
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum too
    ❤ ❤

    • Greenies are fabulous, but they are to small :o) But you can eat tuna and that’s anyway the best. Mom promised me a trip to da greatest tuna harbor in summer, maybe I can send you a whole tuna-guy!

  34. Sasha says:

    Are you gonna poop grass now?? I love greenies, that make me a little crazy.

    Loveys Sasha

  35. Misaki says:

    Lol would be funny if you started sprouting grass from your ears lol
    Hope you enjoyed your greenie, think you probably made the right choice

  36. Mags Corner says:

    Good morning, sweet Easy! We hope you and your staff are having a super weekend. We bet you are gonna have lots of nice, soft, green grass to enjoy where you scattered the grass seed. Hope your staff didn’t mind having to go back to town for more seed for Hell-mutt’s place. We know you needed more grass so you just had to plant those seed. Hugs and nose kisses

  37. iloveschnauzers says:

    Your friend Hell-Mut looks like our Agent T! Maybe they are cousins

  38. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Weimaraner…that is Wiener Schnitzel, right?

  39. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry yoo did not skore a pig or goat leg but at leest yoo got a greenie rite??? ha ha hoo am i kidding i no yoo wood rather hav the meet after all i shoor wood but my mama and dada wont by stuf if it duznt say ware it kaym frum eether!!! ok bye

  40. Mel says:

    LOL! You are more than welcome to spread grass seed here any time! Although, you may want to wait until the snow melts. 🙂

  41. Dalton says:

    Look at you mr green paws!!

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