Mer has a challenge with songs of the BEATLES and guess what? All entries will be judged by Paul! Great, huh? so I thought I could write a funny post, but it came different…

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Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

We  had a beach of a day.

First the washer started to make scary noises. Within two minutes the washer turned into a banger.
We removed the laundry and we called the service-hotline. I’m not a marketing expert, but why a washer manufacturer has a hotline what cost you a fortune? I mean if my money goes on the phone, how shall I buy a new washer from this guys?
As far as bad, we described the problem and they said that’s a clear case that the ball bearing is in the bucket. To change it would cost me around 200 bucks.

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wash

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Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead…


What? butt NOT yet!

We placed the laundry on my rotary clothes dryer and maybe because the last laundry load was to wet and to heavy, the whole thingy crashed and the fresh laundry landed on our still muddy lawn.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Butt hey, wait…. not yet!

Mom  thought she can manage the situation while crouching under the darned laundry thingy where she tried to push the leverage up with her back, so maybe she could jam the broken fixation….
Sadly she is  just a weakling and with all her efforts to push the darned laundry up  a vertrebra of her neck popped out…. aaaah the literally pain in the neck!
My beautiful picture
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Nearly, so she went to bed…Butt we are a family and we share all things, joy and sorrow. So the man of the house tried to close the garage door what sadly ran off the rails. That the wheel of the door landed on the finger, what was anyway smashed by the Chimney Of Hell was as plain as pikestaff.

beat
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.
Ha! Target missed, but the try was  not bad…
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We  hope we feel better tomorrow, the pain in the neck and the pain of  the double-smashed finger  will be gone.  The laundry will be dry and the idiots at leifheit what tinkered such a misconstruction like this clothes dryer together will be slayed by a lightning.
I’m a little sad, because a new washer was definitely not planned. Butt that’s a problem what has time till tomorrow… Like Scarlett o’ Hara said: After all, tomorrow is another day.
have you seen that guy? Please send him to me...

have you seen that guy? Please send him to me…

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My beautiful picture

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And one for the road:

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on brah
La la how the life goes on!


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

32 responses »

  1. Easy, seeing as how you and your staff live in “Disaster Central Control” these are just minor irritations – yes? Double-smashed fingers and dislocated vertebrae are just every day occurrences there. Hopefully your Dad’s recovering finger is just sore and not re-damaged……and maybe after a good rest your Mom is alright. As for the washer – sounds like you should give it a good burial and move on. Love your Beatles song because it definitely fits the situation!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  2. fozziemum says:

    All I can say Easy to the dilemas that seem to follow your family like the proverbial on a blanket…..’Let me take you down cause I’m… going to …Weimaraner fields….nothing is real…there’s nothing to get hung about …weime fields forever……..peace out Bro hugs Fozziemum xxx

  3. DailyMusings says:

    Easy I think maybe your house needs an exorcism the way things have been going. But your choice of song is perfect. Hope everyone heals up fast-then you can sing it’s getting better (It can’t get more worse) 😉

  4. OMD Easy it all happens at your crib LOL. BOL DailyMusings re exorcism that is well funny. Maybe you have a poltergeist bent on inflicting damage to peeps and white goods. Call out Ghostbusters we say. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. OMC Easy your family has had quite a run of bad luck! Maybe you need a long vacation. Something is really wrong with your house for sure!
    Marty

  6. Goose says:

    I think there must be a curse put on your crib. You better get out your magic book and find a spell to cast out all evil yuckyness. Hoping all is better in the morning.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  7. Oh do we know of days like that! Easy I think a glass of wine would help your Mom’s neck and I am hoping your Dad’s finger is feeling better. I wish my washer would croak so I had an excuse to get a new one.. 🙂

  8. Dear Easy, Please tell Mom and Dad to stay in bed for a whole week (or at least until Maxwell leaves the house). Pee good to them please.

  9. Oh easy tomorrow is another day and I hopes it is a better one.

  10. katiebblogs says:

    Oh Easy, it’s not fair is it? You are so clever, we know you can figure out a way to get some good luck rolling in!

  11. Easy, have you guys ever thought of MOVING???? BOL!!!!!! Loved your take on that Beatles Classic! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  12. PigLove says:

    Oh my! There’s a saying that we use here, “When it rains, it pours!” It sounds like it is pouring double there. And my mom is like your mom, if today is too bad, a nap is *always* the answer! Chin up my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Misaki says:

    OMD Easy, I think you should head to Vegas and win some money to get your washer fixed

  14. Will and Eko says:

    You were born too late and in the wrong country – you would have been a perfect fit with the boys from liverpool

  15. Kyla says:

    Life’s like that when you’re 64

  16. Frankie and Ernie says:

    EASY, Dear Furend… WE think that you need to call in the GHOST BUSTERS….
    If it weren’t fur BAD luck…. you would have NO LUCK AT ALL.
    Maybe NOW thingys will go …. EASier fur all in your crib.

  17. Brian says:

    Yikes on the washer problems, ours is acting funky too…maybe there is a washer virus going around!

  18. merbear74 says:

    Maxwell’s silver hammer can be dangerous sometimes….love this, Easy!! Also, Paul says he nice addition at the end, life goes on brah!

  19. cecilia07 says:

    Oh Easy bless your hearts…what a day from He## you all had. Mom said it seems when she has something hurt she continues to hurt it too.
    Lots of hugs and I’ll keep a look out for gold horse poop.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  20. First the vet and now this. Merde, maybe it’s time to feng shui?

  21. Easy your parents sure have some bad luck. We hope they feel better soon.

  22. speedyrabbit says:

    Dude you need a rabbit to bring you luck…hehehe

  23. Your poor mom and dad – injured, aggravated, and wearing dirty clothes. It’s lucky they have you to maybe learn to poop out some gold….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  24. The OP Pack says:

    Oh dear, sounds like you all should have turned off today as soon as your feet hit the floor. We sure hope tomorrow is a better day.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  25. sheltiebeauties says:

    Must be the feng shui!

  26. Our mum was named after a Beatles song 🙂 Michelle my bell x

  27. boscocat says:

    It is clearly a curse of the vissler! Our laundry washer is so possessed it tries to jump out from the laundry room and in to the kitchen on spin cycle.. Might have to ask the staffs to put the clothes in the dishwasher !

  28. aiiieee!! what a cursed day you all had…hope Dad’s finger recovers and that Mom’s neck is helped with some ice and heat…we just had the refrigerator from hell clanging in our kitchen…thankfully it could be repaired…but all the freezer food is lost

  29. Nylabluesmum says:

    Sing it Easy!!!!
    Guud greef da trubblez ya haz had at da crib!!! Me asked Mum to find ya a song to sing to da Hu’Manz n diz iz what she found:

    Mum sayz da Sam Cook singz it so guud! We wishez no more trubblez fer any of ya n all healed up soon!! Poor Mum a pain in her own neck n Dad dubble crushed!!!
    Pawful!
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum too

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