SURPRISE SATURDAY
Yesterday I’ve got an e-mail. It came from Oz, the terrier. And guess what? Oz started a month full of his famous LIMERICKS. And the first one is for ME! I love limericks, they are the funniest kind of poetry on earth! And to write one that’s not easy, even when you are a Cairn terrier like Oz, what came from the scottish island Skye ( it’s one of the oldest scottish terrier breeds), so
There once was Easy the Weim,
Who thought chaos was simply sublime.
He’ll shred a cardboard box,
As well as towels, shoes and socks,
And never think the destruction a crime.
I will place it on my site and I hope the lazy staff will do it immediately! Come on staff, tickle the keyboard!
Can this saturday be even better? Of course! It’s not any saturday, because yesterday Ranger posted the events for march and today is the NATIONAL PIG DAY!
And that’s NOT all. Guess what will happen? The silvermistygrey wrecking ball (that’s me) will spend a night in a hotel at the end of march.
It will be the first time that I sleep in a hotel and I bet it’s the first time for the hotel-guys too that a guy like me enters their crib!
I was so egg-sided as my mom told me the news yesterday in the evening! My dad was excited too, specially as he saw the shoppinglist my mom presented him shameless and coolly. Butt all things are essential of course!
Now we have only to find a hotel what’s anyway condemned and we have to win in the lottery two to three times to buy the stuff she wrote on her list… butt that’s easy peasy, I think. Have you ever spent a night in a hotel? What have you packed in your suitcase (except the essential stuff of mom’s list)? Is one suitcase enough or are two or three better for a whole night far away from my crib?
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For today I’m a happy pup.
HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND ALL TOO
Easy Blog 
Love the limerick! I am no good at all at writing those, but I love reading them. 🙂 I hope your hotel adventure goes well. I never sleep very good when I’m away from home. As far as how many suitcases, better plan on taking them all – just in case.
I like them too, but I can’t write one :o) I’m not really a friend of hotels, when I start to imagine who slept in those beds before me, my goose is cooked :o)
Hi Easy! What a day huh? Back from the Moon trip – National Pig Day AND you find out you get to take a trip with your Mom and Dad and stay in a HOTEL! I’ve never done that – mostly because I won’t get in the car unless forced to….but you love car trips and I bet there’s a hotel out there that won’t mind you eating the furniture, carpet, drapes and everything else in sight!! Woo Hoo!
Hugs, Sammy
I dislike rides in the car too, it’s a scary rolling cage :o) But to spend a night at Norman’s or to meet the twins of the overlook hotel is worth a ride in the rolling cage :o)
Oh the Limerick is brilliant. Hotel..wow, we will be praying you and we win the lottery 🙂 xxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Today we will win, I’m sure! If not I sue the lottery guy.
We just saw the limerick Easy and it is pawsome dude and so right for you. Wishing you good luck on the lottery. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
I love limericks and I can’t wait to read the next one :o) Maybe it’s one for you?
Cute Limerick! I have slept in a hotel several times and I have to say it is rather unsettling as you hear humans and noises all night long. I never get much sleep and sometimes I bark or howl which means Mom doesn’t get much sleep either. Maybe you will find quieter hotel.
I agree with you. Mom thinks no one will sleep when I start to bark at night :o) We hope we will find a hotel with separate entrances and with thicker walls :o)
that is the perfect limerick for you and maybe the luck of the irish will help you win the lottery 🙂 🙂
Oh that would be great! Then I could buy the whole hotel :o)
That limerick is so great! Hotels are a nice escape, just make sure the toilet paper is put up only for snacks.. 🙂
hahahaha…. I hope they will have toilet paper and a bed what’s brandnew ( yes, dream on, mom)
Oz knows you inside out Easy 😀 Fab limerick! You’ll only need one suitcase Easy, the staff 2 or 3 each.
It’s just great! they need the suitcases for my stuff, right?
Easy what a great limerick in honor of your special Wrim abilities! I, Madi, have never ever slept anywhere except here. My peeps on the other hand have. It takes a Uhaul it trailer to carry all of moms essentials….non of which are me! I would suggest you avoid the Bates Hotel shower stall
Hugs
Madi your BFFF
Do you think I should book a cargo train? Could be not bad :o)
Easy you are a great friend to have Oz choose you to be his first Limerick. It was lovely. A hotel, what are you going to be doing that you need to stay in a hotel? You will have a grand time, just don’t wreck anything. Have a beautiful Saturday.
We will visit a show and have to be there at 8 am, so we thought it’s better to arrive one day before :o) I’m a fan of limericks, they are always great :o)
Nice Limerick! Good to know that you have friends in the poetry business. At least they didn’t give away your deepest secrets (like a lot of poets do).
Enjoy the hotel – – – and by the way – – – don’t go in the people shower. Strange things occur there.
And one last thing; don’t chew on your Mom’s suitcases (even though they take up half of the hotel room).
Whatever you do – – – don’t go wandering around the hotel and get into other peoples business – – – surprises are not that good sometimes.
hahahaha, yes… and it’s better to stay away from the Overlook-twins :o)
MOL! Love that limerick Easy, tis you!
Me too, Brian. Oz knows my secrets :o)
That limerick that Oz did is just PERFECT!!! Fits you to a TEE! Have a great weekend!
Absolutely, that was fantabul-OZ!
I saw you limerick over at Oz’s place. It is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
I’ve never stayed at a hotel. I think Mom is a bit scared to take me to one (afraid dat I will leave some peemail. I can’t wait to hear all aboutz your hotel adventure.
Wags,
Ranger
That’s my mom’s problem too. And that I could bark the whole night and they had to pay for a night althought no one slept :o)
A most pawesome limerick! Wooooowooooooooo!
It is, I love it so much :o)
We Saw your Limerick Earlier… and LOVE IT… It is YOU fur SURE.
The Badge you made fur Bacon and Coccolino is SUPERB.
OMD OMD you are gonna stay in a HOTEL??? They have ROOM SERVICE you know… you will be able to order all the Cheesey Burgers you can pawsibly EAT… and MILK to drink… OMD it will be HEAVEN. WE can’t wait to see and hear ALL about it.
Do you think I can order the whole menu-card in such a hotel-thingy? Wow that must be the funniest place ever.
I’m totally egg-sided to see such a hotel-thingy :o)
I’ve been in a hotel a few times. The best one was in August 2010 on our way back from Montana. We spent the night in Moab, Utah and were going to do some red rock sightseeing the next day. This is the truth and isn’t made up. 90% of the guests were French and they were on a guided tour. Around four in the morning the fire alarm went off. We couldn’t take the elevators, so we were forced to evacuate by the stairs along with everyone else. When we got outside, I couldn’t bark at anyone because I don’t know French (only English and Scottish), but He could get by. Unfortunately, we didn’t see you there, Easy.
because I was the one who pushed the fire alarm button-thingy and I ran away as I heard the scary siren (thought it’s my mom who sings) :o)
I set a new pass-word last night with word press and today they will NOT let me on!!!!!!!!!!!!! To comment on your blog!!!!!!!! Bad WP. You are so pretty Easy!!
Thanks :o) I hope the WP-gremlin disappeared and you can comment. Sometimes WP is really crazy, I know :o(
Love the Limmerick! Can’t wait to hear about your hotel adventure. You may want to steer clear of the Bates Motel…we heard they are PSYCHO there!
Oh then it is the same place like my crib hahahaha. I’m totally egg-sided I hope they have a lot of humor in that hotel-crib ( even Mr. Bates and his Momma)
Oh Easy! That limerick is the bestest! It describes yous to a T! And Hotels is Fun! Mes likes staying there! So many strange smells and noises. Mommy and Daddy always has a suitcase with the cat and hairy slobbery sister foods and our dishes and a blanket from home to hide all the strange people smells on the bed.
Kisses
Nellie
Thanks Nellie :o) I agree we need a blanket, you never know who was in that bed before you. And I better wear my space suit LOL
What a great honor Easy and this limerick fits you to a T!
Thanks :o) I thought the same, Oz has a fabulous nose and can discover all our secrets :o)
Easy is this your first holiday? X
yes it is :o) And we stay only for one night :o)
Great limerick! I luvs writin’ limericks, too! Now I’ve traveled quite a bit. Main thing is to make sure da peeps remembers your food, bowls, and meds (I has to take stuff fur my allergees)…. I likes car rides and visitin’ new places! Best hotel I stayed in evfur wuz Lodge on the Desert in Tucson… really nice place!
You can write limericks? Wow! That’s great! Many thanks for your tips, I hope they will not forget my bowl, that would be really bad LOL
EASY!!!! We love your limerick, it is you!! I spent one night in a hotel, the very first night with Mom & Dad cause they drove 800 miles to get me and take me to my furever home with them. We drove part way home and stayed in a place called Thermopolis, Wyoming. I got to sleep in the hotel bed with mom & dad and luckily there was grass right outside for pottying.
hugs
Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
So I should look for a hotel with some grass outside, I think :o) Have you seen the twins of shining while you were in the hotel, Greta?
Hey Easy!
Wow, your limerick is fabulous! BWAR HAR HAR Shredding is great fun. Well, your hotel trip sounds pawesome. Whenever I get shipped off to doggy jail because my peeps are traveling (and mean), I take two suitcases. One of food and one of toys. Both totally essential of course. 🙂
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Ok, two suitcases are on the list, Sarge :o) I agree with you, it’s mean to send you to doggy jail :o)
Such a fab and perfect limerick that Oz wrote you:-)
And I’m so excited about your hotel trip, sounds like it could be fun!
I hope it will be a funny adventure and it’s not really the Bates Hotel ( or that of his momma) :o)
That is a very special limerick Easy!
It is :o) and I LOVE it!!!
What a fabulous limerick!! And how exciting to be going to a hotel! Just make sure to check the upper floors for Norman 😉
and I better send my staff to the bath room and I waive to take a shower :o)
ab-so-lute-ly!!! 😉
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay ha ha i luv a gud limerick!!! it reeminds me of the time my dada told me abowt the battel of the cat haikus at ware he yoozed to wurk!!! i do not no wot a haiku is but i am pritty shoor it is sumthing like godzilla!!! hav fun at the hotel mayk shoor to order room serviss!!! ha ha ok bye
the room service is on my list, Dennis. I agree with you, a haiku is related with Godzilla… hope it eats no cars hehehe
That’s a fantastic limerick–I LOVE it! Hmmmm, well, about the hotel: I hope your Humans have lots and lots of euros (francs?) because they might be having to pay to have the room redecorated, MOL! I hope they bring lots of stuffies for you to destroy so you leave the hotel bedding alone. I can’t WAIT to hear about the trip!
hahahah, in worst case they can sign a check :o) we better pick a hotel what is anyway on the wrecking lis LOL
The limerick is just perfect!
I think the staff needs only toothbrushes and pyjamas. For you, the best would be to rent a truck. Or a fleet of trucks.
I think so :o) Maybe they can wear the PJ’s on the journey, so they have their hands free for my stuff :o)
Hey Easy! So glad you love your limerick! It was “easy” to write. BOL I stayed in a hotel once for three nights. It was fun…but they don’t really like barking and it is hard, as a terrier, to not bark. Oh well. I do know there are TONS of interesting things to shred in a hotel room. You may just love your stay!
*high paw*
Oz
I agree with you, a non-barking dog is like a fish in the desert :o) I hope we will find a hotel with thick walls ( maybe a formerly jail or something like that) :o)
Hahaha The limerick is great Easy! Oz is great at them! Congrats for having him pick you!
Marty
Pee Ess
Really excited for you going to stay in a hotel! None of us ever have!
I love the limerick :o) and I’m so egg-sided to stay in a hotel. Hope Mr. Bates will be nice :o)
Wahahaha!
You, in a hotel – I can’t wait!!!
me too Dalton. I never was in such a hotel-thingy, I’m so excited!
What a furabuluss Limmerick Easy!! oz captured ya purfectlee…
Apawz Apawz!!
Yow ya iz goin on a road trip n stayin in a motel….me neber dun dat befur…Me Aunti Mingflower did stay in Motelz tho’. She enjoyed xplorin da roomz n she had all her gear as ya can eemagine…Me Mum said Mingy had more stuff den she did 😉
Happy trailz me sweet furend.
Lub Nylablue xxx
I’m totally egg-sided, I never visited such a hotel-thingy. I hope they will have a big menu and a fast room-service :o)
That limerick is great!
I stay in hotels with my bipeds sometimes. I let them pack light for me, just some food and bowls, towels, a blanket, toys, treats, poop bags etc. They even have space left in the car for a few clothes for themselves!
For a toothbrush too? I think I will follow your packing list, Clowie, that sounds great :o)