Yesterday I’ve got an e-mail. It came from Oz, the terrier. And guess what? Oz started a month full of his famous LIMERICKS. And the first one is for ME! I love limericks, they are the funniest kind of poetry on earth! And to write one that’s not easy, even when you are a Cairn terrier like Oz,  what  came from the scottish island Skye ( it’s one of the oldest scottish terrier breeds), so

There once was Easy the Weim,

Who thought chaos was simply sublime.

He’ll shred a cardboard box,

As well as towels, shoes and socks,

And never think the destruction a crime.

I will place it on my site and I hope the lazy staff will do it immediately! Come on staff, tickle the keyboard!
Can this saturday be even better? Of course!  It’s not any saturday, because yesterday Ranger posted the events for march and today is the NATIONAL PIG DAY!
Conpigulations to brother Bacon and Coccolino! Have a super day full of gifts and treats and love!
And that’s NOT all. Guess what will happen? The silvermistygrey wrecking ball  (that’s me) will spend a night in a hotel at the end of march.
It will be the first time that I sleep in a hotel and I bet it’s the first time for the hotel-guys too that a guy like me  enters their crib!
I was so egg-sided as my mom told me the news yesterday in the evening! My dad was excited too, specially as he saw the shoppinglist my mom presented him shameless and coolly. Butt all things are essential of course!
Now we have only to find a hotel what’s anyway condemned and we have to win in the lottery two to three times to buy the stuff she wrote on her list… butt that’s easy peasy, I think. Have you ever spent a night in a hotel? What have you packed in your suitcase (except the essential stuff of mom’s list)? Is one suitcase enough or are two or three better for a whole night far away from my crib?
For today I’m a happy pup.

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Mental Mama says:

    Love the limerick! I am no good at all at writing those, but I love reading them. 🙂 I hope your hotel adventure goes well. I never sleep very good when I’m away from home. As far as how many suitcases, better plan on taking them all – just in case.

    • I like them too, but I can’t write one :o) I’m not really a friend of hotels, when I start to imagine who slept in those beds before me, my goose is cooked :o)

  2. Hi Easy! What a day huh? Back from the Moon trip – National Pig Day AND you find out you get to take a trip with your Mom and Dad and stay in a HOTEL! I’ve never done that – mostly because I won’t get in the car unless forced to….but you love car trips and I bet there’s a hotel out there that won’t mind you eating the furniture, carpet, drapes and everything else in sight!! Woo Hoo!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • I dislike rides in the car too, it’s a scary rolling cage :o) But to spend a night at Norman’s or to meet the twins of the overlook hotel is worth a ride in the rolling cage :o)

  3. Oh the Limerick is brilliant., we will be praying you and we win the lottery 🙂 xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. We just saw the limerick Easy and it is pawsome dude and so right for you. Wishing you good luck on the lottery. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Emma says:

    Cute Limerick! I have slept in a hotel several times and I have to say it is rather unsettling as you hear humans and noises all night long. I never get much sleep and sometimes I bark or howl which means Mom doesn’t get much sleep either. Maybe you will find quieter hotel.

  6. that is the perfect limerick for you and maybe the luck of the irish will help you win the lottery 🙂 🙂

  7. merbear74 says:

    That limerick is so great! Hotels are a nice escape, just make sure the toilet paper is put up only for snacks.. 🙂

  8. Oz knows you inside out Easy 😀 Fab limerick! You’ll only need one suitcase Easy, the staff 2 or 3 each.

  9. cecilia07 says:

    Easy what a great limerick in honor of your special Wrim abilities! I, Madi, have never ever slept anywhere except here. My peeps on the other hand have. It takes a Uhaul it trailer to carry all of moms essentials….non of which are me! I would suggest you avoid the Bates Hotel shower stall
    Madi your BFFF

  10. Easy you are a great friend to have Oz choose you to be his first Limerick. It was lovely. A hotel, what are you going to be doing that you need to stay in a hotel? You will have a grand time, just don’t wreck anything. Have a beautiful Saturday.

  11. Nice Limerick! Good to know that you have friends in the poetry business. At least they didn’t give away your deepest secrets (like a lot of poets do).
    Enjoy the hotel – – – and by the way – – – don’t go in the people shower. Strange things occur there.
    And one last thing; don’t chew on your Mom’s suitcases (even though they take up half of the hotel room).
    Whatever you do – – – don’t go wandering around the hotel and get into other peoples business – – – surprises are not that good sometimes.

  12. Brian says:

    MOL! Love that limerick Easy, tis you!

  13. That limerick that Oz did is just PERFECT!!! Fits you to a TEE! Have a great weekend!

  14. I saw you limerick over at Oz’s place. It is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

    I’ve never stayed at a hotel. I think Mom is a bit scared to take me to one (afraid dat I will leave some peemail. I can’t wait to hear all aboutz your hotel adventure.

  15. Kuruk says:

    A most pawesome limerick! Wooooowooooooooo!

  16. Frankie and Ernie says:

    We Saw your Limerick Earlier… and LOVE IT… It is YOU fur SURE.
    The Badge you made fur Bacon and Coccolino is SUPERB.
    OMD OMD you are gonna stay in a HOTEL??? They have ROOM SERVICE you know… you will be able to order all the Cheesey Burgers you can pawsibly EAT… and MILK to drink… OMD it will be HEAVEN. WE can’t wait to see and hear ALL about it.

    • Do you think I can order the whole menu-card in such a hotel-thingy? Wow that must be the funniest place ever.
      I’m totally egg-sided to see such a hotel-thingy :o)

  17. Kyla says:

    I’ve been in a hotel a few times. The best one was in August 2010 on our way back from Montana. We spent the night in Moab, Utah and were going to do some red rock sightseeing the next day. This is the truth and isn’t made up. 90% of the guests were French and they were on a guided tour. Around four in the morning the fire alarm went off. We couldn’t take the elevators, so we were forced to evacuate by the stairs along with everyone else. When we got outside, I couldn’t bark at anyone because I don’t know French (only English and Scottish), but He could get by. Unfortunately, we didn’t see you there, Easy.

  18. fernerose says:

    I set a new pass-word last night with word press and today they will NOT let me on!!!!!!!!!!!!! To comment on your blog!!!!!!!! Bad WP. You are so pretty Easy!!

  19. wyatt says:

    Love the Limmerick! Can’t wait to hear about your hotel adventure. You may want to steer clear of the Bates Motel…we heard they are PSYCHO there!

  20. catfromhell says:

    Oh Easy! That limerick is the bestest! It describes yous to a T! And Hotels is Fun! Mes likes staying there! So many strange smells and noises. Mommy and Daddy always has a suitcase with the cat and hairy slobbery sister foods and our dishes and a blanket from home to hide all the strange people smells on the bed.

  21. What a great honor Easy and this limerick fits you to a T!

  22. Easy is this your first holiday? X

  23. Finley Rose says:

    Great limerick! I luvs writin’ limericks, too! Now I’ve traveled quite a bit. Main thing is to make sure da peeps remembers your food, bowls, and meds (I has to take stuff fur my allergees)…. I likes car rides and visitin’ new places! Best hotel I stayed in evfur wuz Lodge on the Desert in Tucson… really nice place!

  24. EASY!!!! We love your limerick, it is you!! I spent one night in a hotel, the very first night with Mom & Dad cause they drove 800 miles to get me and take me to my furever home with them. We drove part way home and stayed in a place called Thermopolis, Wyoming. I got to sleep in the hotel bed with mom & dad and luckily there was grass right outside for pottying.
    Bailey & Hazel too

  25. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, your limerick is fabulous! BWAR HAR HAR Shredding is great fun. Well, your hotel trip sounds pawesome. Whenever I get shipped off to doggy jail because my peeps are traveling (and mean), I take two suitcases. One of food and one of toys. Both totally essential of course. 🙂
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  26. Misaki says:

    Such a fab and perfect limerick that Oz wrote you:-)
    And I’m so excited about your hotel trip, sounds like it could be fun!

  27. That is a very special limerick Easy!

  28. DailyMusings says:

    What a fabulous limerick!! And how exciting to be going to a hotel! Just make sure to check the upper floors for Norman 😉

  29. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay ha ha i luv a gud limerick!!! it reeminds me of the time my dada told me abowt the battel of the cat haikus at ware he yoozed to wurk!!! i do not no wot a haiku is but i am pritty shoor it is sumthing like godzilla!!! hav fun at the hotel mayk shoor to order room serviss!!! ha ha ok bye

  30. spittythekitty says:

    That’s a fantastic limerick–I LOVE it! Hmmmm, well, about the hotel: I hope your Humans have lots and lots of euros (francs?) because they might be having to pay to have the room redecorated, MOL! I hope they bring lots of stuffies for you to destroy so you leave the hotel bedding alone. I can’t WAIT to hear about the trip!

  31. kolytyi says:

    The limerick is just perfect!
    I think the staff needs only toothbrushes and pyjamas. For you, the best would be to rent a truck. Or a fleet of trucks.

  32. Hey Easy! So glad you love your limerick! It was “easy” to write. BOL I stayed in a hotel once for three nights. It was fun…but they don’t really like barking and it is hard, as a terrier, to not bark. Oh well. I do know there are TONS of interesting things to shred in a hotel room. You may just love your stay!
    *high paw*

    • I agree with you, a non-barking dog is like a fish in the desert :o) I hope we will find a hotel with thick walls ( maybe a formerly jail or something like that) :o)

  33. Hahaha The limerick is great Easy! Oz is great at them! Congrats for having him pick you!
    Pee Ess
    Really excited for you going to stay in a hotel! None of us ever have!

  34. Dalton says:

    You, in a hotel – I can’t wait!!!

  35. Nylabluesmum says:

    What a furabuluss Limmerick Easy!! oz captured ya purfectlee…
    Apawz Apawz!!
    Yow ya iz goin on a road trip n stayin in a motel….me neber dun dat befur…Me Aunti Mingflower did stay in Motelz tho’. She enjoyed xplorin da roomz n she had all her gear as ya can eemagine…Me Mum said Mingy had more stuff den she did 😉
    Happy trailz me sweet furend.
    Lub Nylablue xxx

  36. Clowie says:

    That limerick is great!
    I stay in hotels with my bipeds sometimes. I let them pack light for me, just some food and bowls, towels, a blanket, toys, treats, poop bags etc. They even have space left in the car for a few clothes for themselves!

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