Today as I packed my suitcase for Sammy’s MOON-MISSION….


while noticing  that we can’t close that thingy, not even with brute force or mom’s steamroller-way…

…we heard a scary  noise on the attic of my storeroom.  We checked that immediately and we heard the hard  steps of a ginormous  creature  on the ole wooden floor. I gave acoustic alarm and my mom opened the kitchen drawer to grab a big knife…

ok, ok, it’s a cake lifter, but she was in a hurry and there was danger in delay. As she was armed with the murderous weapon she screamed for my dad who moseyed around like an idler rushed in the kitchen immediately.

Dad climbed on the ole attic while the Weim, the Mom and the murder weapon  aka the cake lifter had to wait down. I supported him with wild war cries and ran around like a lunatic   while the intruder disappeared through a small gap between the shingles…. because it was a titmouse… but hey, a giant one!


And that’s not only “just” a bird, birds can be ANGRY ( says ROVIO Entertaiment Ltd.) and we all heard about the birds Mr. Hitchcock had on his attic once…so there is no reason for dusty dad to laugh at the Weim and his cake lifter packin’ Mama…


After the wild hunt  I was satisfied, because now my crib is safe, dad was dirty and cobwebbed and my mom was still poised to attack with the dangerous cake lifter….


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

108 responses »

  1. Phew, close run thing there but the cake lifter would have won out even if the bird just died laughing. Have fun on the moon!

  2. Kuruk says:

    Easy, your pawrents are so lucky to have you there to protect them! Wooohoooowooooo!

  3. cecilia07 says:

    Easy you are one hard working Weim. ‘ Wild war cries’ that is too funny. He my man Raz, (BTW, big thank you for your match making skills) is taking me to the moon too. I have our space suits featured tomorrow
    Madi your bfff

  4. rottrover says:

    Wowzers, Easy! Way to protect the fam!!

    -Bart, Ruby and Otto

  5. You make me smile buddy. So glad your dad and mom are there to save the day. You need to tell mom you need a bigger suitcase!

  6. stella rose says:

    We thinks our moms are a lot alike…cos our mom usually has the vacuum nozzle as her weapon of choice whilest DAD looks on laughing. Good thing they have us to keep the home protected.
    Stella Rose

  7. good thing you had a cake lifter at paw – goodness knows what would of happened otherwise

  8. Good for you Easy – sounding the Weim-alarm and assisting your cake-lifter wielding Mom as you were ready to protect your crib from the evil invader! Just because it was a bird – well – doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been a DANGEROUS bird! Good for your dusty dad……even with his hand wound he was ready to defend your attic from invasion! Glad you’re packed (sort of) for the trip buddy – I’ll see you on the launch pad tomorrow!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  9. Easy I am awarding your the Dad ” The Patience of a Saint ” award.. You and Mom crack us up.. Poor Dad all cob webby BOL xxoxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

  10. Will and Eko says:

    Oh man, I love your wild face in that first photo. No birds will mess with you.

  11. Easy you always crack us up. Mum armed with a cake lifter? What was she going to do with the intruder? Serve it up with a cup of tea? LOL. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  12. catfromhell says:

    Oh Easy! If me was there, mes would has added my warrior cry! Or mes might has gone into the attic and dispatched the titmouse myselfs. BTW mes thinks that is a glorious cake lifter!

  13. Good job Easy – your timely alarm saved the day…again.

  14. fernerose says:

    This is a super cute post Easy!! I really think you have a very brave Mom and Dad!! Love ya Easy!!

  15. The war cries are critical! Well done, Easy. Good Mom and Dad have intelligent back-up.

  16. so many adventures you have been having Easy! I love your mums little cupcake cake knife! heehee xoxoxoxo leah and kirby

  17. Mags Corner says:

    We can breath easy here now sweet Easy because we know you always on guard and your mom with her cake lifter nearby your crib is well protected. Hugs and nose kisses

  18. Emma says:

    Yikes! That was a scary tense situation!

  19. Brian says:

    I don’t know if they will be safe while you are on the moon journey Easy!

  20. Frankie and Ernie says:

    EASY…. you allowed your mom to Wield A Wild Weapon like a Cake Lifter??? THAT is pretty Dangerous we think. WE keep ALL weapons Strictly OUTTA our Mom’s reach…
    OMD a KILLER TITMOUSE that was NEARLY in your HOUSE? THIS is the stuffs that Night Horses are made from. Ernie will NOT want to go to bed tonight at ALL.
    PeeS…. did your dad have a Flashlight/Torch??? Was it Dark as a Salamander’s Ass up there??? DARN there goes ANOTHER Night of NO Sleep just thinkin of what MIGHT have been up there… LURKING.

    • you’re right, mom’s and weapons , that’s a no-go. but I was there to supervise her :o) It wasn’t as dark as in the exhaust system of a salamander, there was fortunately a window ( and my dad refused to clean the window as he was anyway on the attic, scandalous!)

  21. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Thank goodness mom was armed in case cake was involved
    Lily & Edward

  22. I think after all the excitement, it’s a good time to have some cake. I mean the cake lifter thing is out already…..

    Love and licks,

  23. iloveschnauzers says:

    Scary! Glad your mum didn’t have to use her cake lifter! My mom says we have mice in our attic and that’s what we hear scrabbling around at 0-dark-30. But I wouldn’t know cause I’m not allowed up there.

    Miss D

  24. Wow, you are taking lots of stuff on the mission, talk about leaving it to the last minute though!

    Happy Wednesday

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  25. Easy, bring your Mom and her cake lifter over here and we will serve up some more birthday cake!!!!

  26. Kyla says:

    Where’s there’s one, there’s more. Be on the lookout.

  27. Hope your are not late for the mission! Way to protect your domain you and your mom. No matter what your dad says!

  28. The OP Pack says:

    At least it was just a titmouse – could have been worse, like those pesky squirrels. Hope you figured out a way to close that bag – we don’t want you to miss the takeoff.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  29. That sounds like it was a little scary. Glad it worked out ok!

  30. ScottieMom says:

    Glad you were there to look after your pawrents! Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  31. harrispen says:

    There is never a dull moment at your house Easy.

    Millie & Walter

  32. BOL! Oh Easy, I sure am glads you, your Moms and the Deadly Cake Lifter, um, I mean MURDEROUS WEAPON are on the job!! No tellin’ what angry burds or venomous critter could be lurkin’ around the corner to gets you!!
    Nice work. Oh, and Ma was LOL at your Dads cobwebby back!! She looked like that the last time she got the Christmas decorations outta the attic!!
    Ruby ♥

  33. Sasha says:

    That was a close call, you had me really scared! I am glad all is well for now. Stay on your guard cause you never know

    Good luck on the moon

    Loveys Sasha

  34. Shiva & Jaya says:

    That orange/yellow thingie …. snakie?!

  35. gentlestitches says:

    beware the wrath of the little cake lifter totting blond lady! 🙂

  36. fozziemum says:

    Crikey Easy….I think mum would have done some damage with that cake lifter…you could take an eye out with it hahahaha 🙂 maybe her cheesecake should be kept on standby for such events…and a giant slingshot…..have fun with my guys in the moon…I seem to have lost comms…..dang…..hugs Fozziemum xx

  37. Easy you done good protecting the family from a possible angry bird. Those little titmousers just love roofs and gutters! They are always playing on our roof. Nothing in the attic since we had the wildlife guy come and get the bats out and put screen on anything they could come through. I have never heard it called a cake lifter, I like it.. 🙂

  38. kolytyi says:

    I just wonder your mom’s logical thinking. As she new immediately that the intruder is a Fearful Feather(ed) Mouse, she took that multifunctional device that can be used as a frightening weapon but also as a fried eggs collector and transporter tool!

  39. Coccolino says:

    Oh dear, Easy, we do apologize but we laughed our way through that post from your suitcase to your dad’s dirty sweater. It’s a good thing that you were there along with the big sharp “knife” just in case…

  40. PigLove says:

    Oh dear! That’s a mighty powerful weapon mom is packing there – snorts. I’m sure she could have swooped him up and tossed him over several villages – boomerang mousey. Of course the last time my mom heard a ‘sound’ in the house, she was packing a high heel so I can’t laugh that hard. XOXO – Bacon

    • Imagine we had “the army of mom’s” bet we could see the most dangerous weapons on earth hahahahaha btw: my mom felt sorry for the high heel, it could get damaged when you attack a grizzly or an assasin :o)

      • PigLove says:

        Exactly! Shakes head. I don’t know why mom would even put one of her ‘treasured’ high heels at stake. Then again, she said she grabbed it because it was a 3″ weapon – snorts. Mothers – So weird – rolls piggy eyes. XOXO – Bacon

  41. Kroten says:

    Sammy the family protector!!! 🙂

  42. We have those same birds here and they can be VERY aggressive….sort of…*snicker*

  43. Oh my gosh! You have to pack your necessities huh

  44. raisingdaisy says:

    You really helped protect your family from that angry bird! Now your mom can use her “weapon” for something more yummy! 😉

  45. Sage says:

    Thank goodness for cake lifters! Although I’m sure you would have saved the day if Dad hadn’t been there.

  46. Happy Friday Easy, whee have a surprise waiting for you on our blog!


  47. I love what you chose to pack in your suitcase Easy, and I can see by your face that you are pretty happy with your selection as well!! Lol! I hope you guys stay safe from those marauding Titmice!!

  48. Wow Easy you have taken enough to play and share with everyone on the trip x

  49. Misaki says:

    Thanks dog you were there to alert them and likely your war cries scared it off, hope it doesn’t come back!

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