TORTURE TUESDAY

Today me and my dad planned to finish the Chimney From Hell. Yes, it’s still not finished. Dad said he needs no weisenheimers or smartasses, so  my mom should go shopping. Before he completed the sentence the blonde parked her butt in the Elephant Skater and skatered away. The end of the sentence that she should shop groceries and food for me she probably couldn’t hear …

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Dad and me placed some  tools and some dirty stuff in the living room first then we were exhausted and we decided to take a small break, because she needs anyway 87 hours, so we have time enough.
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Sadly there was only trash in TV and so we slept in and dreamed about all the delicious things my mom will bring home for me us.

While we were busy, my mom wobbled with the Elephant Skater through Noah’s flood and shoppered  through the stores. At E. Leclerc she saw green asparagus what she likes ( me not!) and as she stretched out her gripping devices to get a bunch, a sparrow popped out of the veggie-display. WUSH!  Like a Pershing! The mom screamed like my squeaky toy Rizzo and honored the sparrow with some unladlylike curses. Oh boy, all the people around laughed at her! With shock and embarrassment  she forgot to buy the green asparagus-stuff and decided to reassure her scared soul and her damaged ego with a new summer outfit. We still have february, mom!

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As she came back to my crib,  dad and me were dogtired, do you have a clue how exhausting it can be to do nothing? Dad briefed me immediately that I have to tell nothing about the chimney to her, because it’s a secret between us boys.

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Ha! BOYS! I’m not a boy I’m a man (or a stud, but that’s the same I think) and so I immediately peached  all. Heck, that’s my nature I’m a verbal guy.

Butt I’m a democratic Weim too and so I showed dad the summer outfit I found in a bag behind the door. Now she can’t grumble for the chimney and he has to  ignore the waste of wonga. Checkmate Mr. Hollande! That’s the right way of politic!

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Butt hey, a silent crib is not really the real McCoy and to bring some action in that silent day, I did a really naughty  thing……

… and if my friends in UK heard a howling what resounded over the channel, that was  not a foghorn or a siren… just my dad.


HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY ALL

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

77 responses »

  1. DailyMusings says:

    You had me at “weisenheimers”- a word my Dad liked to use, reminded me of him & made me laugh. A sparrow in the asparagus??? Amazingly frightful if you ask me. Your dad’s finger looks mended- is it? My Tuesday just got more terrific after reading this post! 🙂

    • The finger is much better now, when the nail grows back, it is like new :o) The birds always enter the supermarket when their door is open, but it was the first time she saw one in the veggie display :o)

  2. EEEKKK!!! What ever did you do to Dad? I hope it doesn’t involve that almost grown back finger tip…did you nibble it? Hope the summer outfit gets worn soon

  3. OHHHH..a sparrow, huh? So glad that it wasn’t a big wholly spider! Just sayin’

  4. cecilia07 says:

    Easy OMDs there is so much excitement and adventure in your crib. I think I might like to visit. As for the BOGO on the pet food YEP they have it on K9 food too.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  5. catfromhell says:

    Sparrows! Summer Outfits! Chimneys from Hell, Sleeping! Sound like yous had a terrific Day!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  6. Misaki says:

    Easy sounds like you handled the situation very diplomatically.
    Though can’t blame your mummy for having to settle her nerves with a new outfit, the asparagus sparrow sounds scary!!

  7. fernerose says:

    Such loving dogs your breed is!!!

  8. Frankie and Ernie says:

    A SPARROW GUS…….. BAAAAAWAAAAH we made a Frankie Funny fur you… Your mom gotted A SPARROW GUSsed.

    OMD your dad’s Finger is STILL bandaged… how could he EVEN think of doing more that >>> RESTING and HEALING????

  9. Easy,
    Good thing you talked dad into resting. He looks peaceful. Must have been tired.
    Good dog, good dog.

  10. Will and Eko says:

    The first part of doing a job is being well rested, you have that down for sure!

  11. A day of not working on the fireplace from hell is a day when nobody gets injured (well, almost) 😀

  12. I loves doin’ ‘work’ like that Easy!! That is truly my kind of work day!! hehehe
    And, I loves how you butts your hinnie in your Pops face!! Ma always complains when I do that…must be a gurl thing…
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  13. Shiva & Jaya says:

    MOL! We does da gossip all da time. No can keeping secrets. For example, when mom telling me (Shiva) sumfin in secret, I immediately telling Jaya. And Jaya keeping me briefed as well.

    That how we knowings ALL about mom and dad. Them still no has clue we gossips. Them still thinking Purrime Ministerettes can be trusts.

    MOL!

  14. Gosh Easy……what an adventure your Mom had with the bird in the veggies at the store – so she used that as an excuse to buy summer clothes huh? She didn’t bring home any stuffed animals for you to shred? Darn! I’m happy your Dad’s finger is in good shape but it would appear from that last photo that you had some other “surgery” in mind! OUCH! (tee hee)

    Hugs, Sam

  15. Ha! That was a naughty kind of mischief. Poor Dad already has a bandage on his finger. I hope he won’t need one on his bits and pieces, too!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  16. stella rose says:

    We laughed and laughed and laughed. Ours dad works as hard as your dad does on his day off also. Our mom loves that green stuff.
    stella rose

  17. Emma says:

    You are too funny!

  18. Yikes a sparrow in the veggie display. It all happens over your way Easy. Poor dad. Do we need to send him a first aid kit? Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  19. The OP Pack says:

    So how is the Dad’s finger doing? We think we still see it is bandaged???

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  20. Brian says:

    Dang, I really don’t think you two should work so hard!

  21. Howdy Easy, hey, we think your mum never wants the chimney to be finished if she is ordered to go shopping while the “work” is done, hehe. We think our mum and yours may be related cause it doesn’t take much for our mum to scoot out the door at the mention of a shopping trip (especially if there is coffee and cake too!). Glad your dad’s finger is getting better. Take care mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  22. Goodness Easy there was so much funny here I had to read twice! Not so funny biting your Dad’s bit and pieces as Cupcake said.. 😯 I think napping in that comfy looking bed and ignoring the Chimney from Hell AND having a guy’s day was a good Tuesday! I love aparagus on the grill!

  23. you dad and ours must be related. Mom calls him Mr Gonna-Do …..always going to do something – just never quite doing it though

  24. Oh you look mighty comfy 🙂

  25. Sagira says:

    Sometimes it is great to have those kind of days with your dad. Secret is safe here.

  26. Birds are hiding out everywhere they can – we have some in the hardware store…which the people don’t mind except they were helping themselves to the bird seed bags at night. Now they have a little tray of food….it’s just too cold to shoo them outside right now (The birds know – the swoop in and out the doors with the weather)

  27. Kyla says:

    It was a planning and measuring session. Measure twice and cut only once. Rome wasn’t built in a day.

  28. We laughed so hard about your mom driving Elephant Skater through Noahs flood. Right now we r living in pot hole heaven. The roads are so messed up from the salt this winter there are gigantic pot holes everywhere. What i think is behind all the pot holes is Clifford the big red dog is trying to dig up old dog bones.

  29. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Looks like you and Pops were involved in way to much excitement. So exhausting
    Lily & Edward

  30. Dalton says:

    So that’s what that noise was!!

  31. sheltiebeauties says:

    I think doing nothing is just great and oh boy, yes, it’s really tiring for doing nothing. Sadly, the moms never understand it at all!

    ~Eva

  32. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy…..poor dad…bwahahah I shouldn’t laugh but I did….I imagine he squealed more than mum and the A-sparrow-gus bird hahahaha goodness me…dad may now joint the opera as a soprano? hugs to you Fozziemum xx

  33. PigLove says:

    Oh brother! Your poor poppy. You never fail to make this little oinker snort with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  34. You look like you had a great relaxing day. I know what you mean about doing nothing wears you out, just as much as really trying hard to look busy wears you out. Did you hit dad in the nads? when gman hits his dad in the nads his dad tells him that he better run before he gets it in his nads.

  35. kolytyi says:

    OMG, I hope you haven’t made a gamma-male from your dad!

  36. Love the photo of you and your mum x

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