Yesterday I’ve got a card from ROTTROVER. Otto, Bart&Ruby sent some cheers for the new year.  MANY THANKS, PALS!
Bet they knew that we will need it. And how!
In the afternoon I’ve heard a scream and my dad called someone. I came immediately to assist him and to chase this intruder, whos the son of a disreputable woman, away. But I couldn’t find that guy what made my dad so angry. There was only my dad who stood on the kitchen sink while the tip of his forfinger dangled down like a poor sinner on the gallows tree and the red river flowed in the kitchen sink.  The cut went diagonally through the nail, and it looked a little  like the first slice of sausage.
My mom grabbed the first aid kit and packed all parts of dad together and one minute later he and his parts  were on the way to the  hospital.
The dogtor at the ER sent dad and the fingertip to the x-ray room first . There they discovered some chips of the bone in the wound , what they removed later, before they started to solve the dad-puzzle. They first glued the fingertip back  on the finger and later they fixed it with a special weld technique. He’ve  got a “who-cares”-injection to cover the pains and at 10pm he was back in my crib. They hope the fingertip will grow on and after a week they will examine the result again and then they will decide on further potential treatments.
He has to use compresses with a fatty substance now everyday, probably that’s a special manure that the fingertip strikes roots.
I offered him a place on my bed, because for some days he will be not in condition to handle – literally.
Sherlock Weim immediately found the culprit and the judgement of  of my drumhead trial   for this nasty crime is : OFF WITH THE HEAD!
I hope the pains go away and he feels better soon. Today he was a little picky at lunch butt maybe spaghetti and sauce neapolitana  were an insensitive idea….

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy…poor dad and the the tail of the killer chimney…from shame to is a beast…time to sell…that’s right up and sell…as a haunted chimney special…I too had an end of finger end of days incident many moons ago playing truant from school …should have stayed at school..and maybe my finger would not have paid the ultimate price of defecting from educational prison..i hope dad’s finger gets better soon so he can stick it up at he chimney….hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • We just bought the insert before christmas. It’s from a guy who said his wife ran away and it was a real bargain… I hope that woman really ran away…( my dad said that my mom and her wacko Weim have just cloudy ideas)…. maybe that thingy is really haunted or has a bad karma :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Good grief …I am sure it says somewhere in folklore…which luckily is for folk and not Weims that a man with a cheap insert should never pass the doorstep of a dad with Salmon pants…lest there be a chim-tastrophe!!! and ensuing bad Juju 😉 Hugs Fozziemum xxx

  2. OMG YOUR POOR DAD!!!!!! Mom started to get squeamish just reading about it. Hoping his pain goes away soon! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  3. Emma says:

    Yikes! My mom is accident prone and has almost cut off her finger too a couple times. It sure makes for a bloody mess. Hope your dad heals up soon!

  4. Ah man, my mum just vomited cuz her was eatin’ as we was readin’ da gory details. Her should be okays momentarily. Hoomans can be so clumsy at times and then when they goes and chop body pieces off…they really gets all baby-like and require LOTS of attentions.
    I hope your dad feels okays soon and his finger grows back.

    By da way, can you hook me up withs some of them “who cares” injections? my toe hurts.


    • Sadly the dogtors here are as stingy as Ebenezer Scrooge when it comes to drugs. Dad got only one shot and no pills or injections we could use at home or with what we could make some money :o)

  5. OMD Easy your dad and that chimney from hell. Sorry we were laughing so hard. Well done you Sherlock Weim for figuring out what caused the finger slicer. Have a fabulous finger licking Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. DailyMusings says:

    Oh my oh my- I hope Dad’s finger heals up, and all will return to normal soon. What a week you have had. Hugs to you, and hunker down for some more Downton- the plot continues to thicken my friend!

  7. PigLove says:

    Oh no!! Your poor dad. He’s on the mend list. This means he can’t lift a finger – literally – snorts. He’ll have to sit out and make you his worker dog… this means you’re the man in charge now brother. Let the party begin. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. I hope your dad gets to feeling better and that his finger tip mends well!

  8. Be nice to Dad and please don’t bump his hand. That means no jumping on him or getting in front of him when he is walking. He could trip over you. And no “you know whating” in the back yard because he won’t be able to pick up after you.
    But he will enjoy licks on the face and you laying next to him to keep him comfortable. If you wish you can sing “Warm Kitty, fluffy kitty” to him. It is not anything to worry about. He won’t trade you in for a little kitten.

  9. Easy that’s just awful about your Dad’s digit! That had to be not only PAINFUL but scary……it’s amazing that they could weld his finger tip back on so now if it takes root all will be well again we hope. So he was working on the fireplace chimney from hell when it happened? I hope Doctor Easy will be taking extra good care of Dad while he rests and grows back his finger. We are so sorry that happened and are sending purrs……

    Hugs, Sammy

  10. Kyla says:

    If they put a cast like that on the finger, he cut the wrong finger.

  11. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH NOOOOOOoooooo that Chimney that will probably NEVER be as Hot as Hell tried to EAT your dad’s Finger????? THAT is horrid. We hope that the fertilizer stuffs DOES cause the tip of his finger to Take Root and grow back.. QUICKLY..
    It wasn’t his Treat Dispensing Finger was it?
    Sorry that your mom made a poor choice fur the luncheon menu.

    Easy… we just ADORE how you can take BAD thingys and turn them into such GRRRRREAT posts.

  12. aaaHHHHH!!!! Made us a little queasy reading this Easy. Take good care of your Dad
    with lots of kisses. Our Dad once drilled his hand. oouuuch.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  13. Will and Eko says:

    Happy Friday ya nut!

  14. rebecca2000 says:

    Oh my goodness. I’m sorry that happened to your dad. I hope he at least got some good drugs out of it.

  15. cecilia07 says:

    Dear Me Easy and Dad…we are so very sorry to read about this accident…goodness me it must hurt all kinds of bad and I bet your Dad said a few choice HOB words.
    Lots of healing hugs to Dad
    Madi and Mom

  16. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, you should urgently teach your dad some biology lessons. For example, hoooomans are NOT fissiparous, and cloning means some other technique as tried by him!!!
    I hope he has some “who cares”-pills and the glue used by the dogtor holds him together!

  17. Ouchies! You’re a good dog looking concerned about your poor dad. Sending healing purrs!

  18. AIIIEEEE! How terrible Easy that you had to see all that Dad blood…shame on him for doing something so insensitive to you…* just kidding*. Sincere warm wishes and purrs from me and Mom that Dad is successful in getting his whole finger back together

  19. Clowie says:

    You made me laugh – that sauce does look a bit like blood!

    I hope your poor dad’s finger heals up well – that must be painful.

  20. fernerose says:

    Your poor Dad!!! So sorry he got hurt but I know Easy you will take good care of him!!

  21. Ooowwwwieeee! Please not too many doggie play bumps quite yet. Glad you are there to keep others from playing too rough with poor Dad…sitting on top of him is necessary to make him rest. Heal fast!

  22. Nylabluesmum says:

    YOW OH NOSE Easy Da Paw haz a messed up ‘paw’….diz iz no guud fer shure…dat chimnee needz a guud kick in da stonez 😉
    me n Mum are sendin **Power Of Da PAW** to soothe n heel yer Paw frum hiz turrible pain n hert!! We also hope dat finger mendz propurrlee too…
    poor poor Paw…… 😦
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum ❤ ❤

  23. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Oh my goodness. Poor Pops. I am glad you came to the rescue

  24. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Dearest Easy,

    We hoping you send Purrime Ministerette healing purrs to you daddie!

  25. Brian Frum says:

    Yikes! That hurts just thinking about it. We are all sending our best healing purrs to your Daddy.

  26. Oh my gosh that is awful. All I can say is WTH? I hope your dad’s finger reattaches and he is fixed up in no time. Give him lots of hugs and kisses and no gases.

  27. That is the gnarliest story I ever even heard of! I hope that fingertip grows back on where it fell off. Otherwise, when Dad tickles you, it will be an incomplete job.

    Love and extra licks for Dad’s finger,

  28. harrispen says:

    Ouch! Your poor dad. We hope the glue works and sticks his finger back together.

    Millie & Walter

  29. The OP Pack says:

    Oh dear, this all sounds very painful. Poor Dad, we hope he will be doing better soon and that his finger sticks together.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  30. Oh Dawg. That wasn’t good a good thing for ya dad to do. Haven’t you been giving him enough attention Easy? Now you’ll have to share your bed and give him smoochies to keep him happy. Poor dad. We hope his finger gets better real soon. Take care mates, especially your dad!! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  31. Oh your poor brave Dad! I send special healing aussie magic to him and will also say prayers for him. What a fabulous dog you are to have in a crisis. Mom will need a holiday after all that! 🙂 Love the “who cares?” needle! HaHa!!!

  32. catfromhell says:

    Oh My Cod! Your poor Daddy! Its a good thing yous did not trys to eats his finger! Loves him lots and makes sure hes gets lots of dog slobber on his face! My hairy slobbery sister says it makes humans feels better faster than any drugs!

  33. Rottrover says:

    Easy, take good care of the dad. THEY are so fragile!


  34. spittythekitty says:

    Oh dear me, Easy! Poor Dad! Still…’s a lot of trouble to get that finger piece stuck back on….maybe he should have just let you have it as a snack? (The human says that was an “insensitive” comment, but c’mon! I was just being practical!)

  35. speedyrabbit says:

    hope he heals up quick Easy,xx Speedy

  36. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL/BOl bettur not to kick in da stone(z)…just an angree pee mail will do…butt not on da bed okayz??
    Lub Nylalbue =^,,^=

  37. Ouch 😦 Dr Easy call of duty is upon you sir 🙂

  38. Goose says:

    Who knew chimney’s could be so evil. Very thoughtful of you to offer your bed for his rest. AND I think the spaghetti and sauce was a nice touch of thoughtfulness.

  39. NO! Poor Dad 😦 this sorry tale goes from bad to worse. Off with its head indeed!

  40. Misaki says:

    Oh your poor daddy xxx

  41. LOL! I loved that “Rest in Cheese” sign. To think of all that ignominy that lovely, innocent cheese cake had t o suffer. But to each is own as they say.


  42. Dalton says:

    Paw dad hope he feels better soon!

  43. […] think maybe we should ship our mom off to France to recuperate with  Easy’s dad who chopped off a piece of his finger a few days ago. Maybe together they can use two […]

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