EASY GO!

Guess what happened! My dad, aka DON MORONE killed MY money-fly.

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I’m supersilvermistygrey pissed and in deepest trouble.
Yesterday I wrote some checks, ok I used all, to buy some strategic material.

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And now that! The rude assasinator smashed Puck and threw it in the toilet bowl. That’s what I call  safe investment animal abuse!
Imagine that, drowned by the blue Clorox  falls. He called it a burial by sea. At least Puck will get an all you can eat party… but wait, Puck is killed…. life can be unfair, huh?

Now Don Morone owes me 87k bucks! I hope he will pay till 3/20 or my mom has to go abroad for a while….because then her checks turn into jokes… I think crimes like this scream for immediate punishment.
I decided to send  the culprit directly  to kingdom come via pneumatic post:

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Ha! Done!

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Why always the pitch sticks on me like truffles on the butt of a sheep? Why I’m surrounded only by members of the 40-watts club?
DANG!

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I think that needs some plush-guys to get over it. And the worst is, that I can’t buy new victims toys, because Don Morone ruined my smart plan and my whole future!

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Butt, hey, I have a good news too: the flying saucer is still alive, that’s a miracle.

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But the most incredible thing about miracles is, that they happen. And I better buy a lottery-ticket now, otherwise the miracle will end as MIRACOLI.

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HAVE A LUCKY THURSDAY ALL!

Oh and if you want to be a lucky guy or girl, please don’t forget to send your pictures to me or to Frank The Tank ( at: wackysmoof2001 at aol dot com) till FRIDAY  when you need a date for THE QUEEN OF HEARTS DANCE.
We specially need BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

48 responses »

  1. Dalton says:

    I can’t believe he did that!

  2. Sad when only an intact flying saucer is good news 😦 Don Morone has an awful lot to answer for at your pad.

  3. Oh no! Tragedy has struck your crib with Don Morone murdering your “Mr. Lucky” fly guy before he laid the golden egg of financial freedom. No wonder you’re jamming Don Morone into that pneumatic tube and sending him on his way. Who knows what this will do to the balance of power there, Easy…..stay on your toes…..it’s a shame your Mom can’t even get you a new supply of stuffies to take your mind off the tragedy of losing Puck. Life sometimes is just not fair!

    I hope you’re making some good love matches for the Valentine’s PAR-TAY. I sent my friend Raz to you for help…..the more the merrier eh?

    Hugs, Sammy

  4. Bummer about Puck. Your dad is brave and courageous and inconsiderate! I would float you a few bucks, but we don’t have a money fly at all, and the spiders don’t seem to be working.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  5. guess that fly squatter we sent your Dad came in handy 🙂

  6. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy..yes the Serial dad needs a one wayz ticket to the land of Gullivers Travels where he will be pinned to the groundz my squidgetz an tied up..never to harm another Puck againz….you need now a goose..what may lay a golden egg and stop your mumz from bein sent to the big house to serve time for fraudz like in Papillon…we nose how that went..poor mum..poor Easy…poor stuffie…paw pats Forrest x

  7. Oh nooooooooo! RIP Puck. LOL a burial at sea. Drats Easy hope you bought lottery tickets before Pucks’ demise? You crack us up as my assistant forgot Squirrel Appreciation Day so I think she too is a fully paid up member of The 40Watt Club. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. Madi and Mom says:

    MOL MOL MOL PUCK THE HOUSE FLY SMASHED AND FLUSHED! I’m calling the SPCF. OH EASY I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NEW GAME FOR QofH PIN THE HEARTS ON
    EASY’S DAD’S TUSH!! IS YOUR DAD LOOKING FOR SANTA?
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

  9. I am more in shock that you took a photo of his BUTT!!! BOL!!

  10. Misaki says:

    OMD, I can’t believe Puck is no more. RIP little guy xx

  11. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH NOOOOOooooooooooooo Surely you jest.. your dad would not have Mashed poor Puck and sent him to the Clorox Cemetery????? That is just CRUEL and Financially Irresponsible behavior.

  12. harrispen says:

    Easy you are just too funny. Sorry to hear your fly got flushed.

    Millie & Walter

  13. Kyla says:

    I can send Kismet over so the blue bird of happiness can make a bombing run. She has great aim.

  14. PigLove says:

    WOW – shaking my piggy head. He off’ed your money fly. Disgust – I’m telling you. The horrors of all that money now being flushed down the porcelain throne. Poor Puck got well I can’t say it but it rhymes. You know what you have to do to get a new money fly my friend. Go eat some fiber. snorticles XOXO – Bacon

  15. Stewey says:

    Hmmm – Miracoli…is that some sort of Miraculous Broccoli???
    Stewey

  16. Will and Eko says:

    Better hope that lotto ticket hits!

  17. catfromhell says:

    Puck – so long!
    And what’s with the hole in the wall?
    Kisses
    Nellie

  18. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Oh no! He obviously did not know who he was killin
    Lily

  19. You crack me up! I’m sorry Puck is now seabound. I bet you can come up with another winning money making deal.

  20. Coccolino says:

    Oh no! Poor Puck. Good thing your flying saucer made it.

  21. What was he thinking? Oh the other paw, what are humans EVER thinking?

    The Florida Furkids

  22. stella rose says:

    Oh no Easy, we were just starting to call you Uncle Easy, cos we knew you would be coming into some money….foiled again.
    stella rose

  23. Brian says:

    That kind of blows the time flies when your having fun thing…no fly!

  24. kolytyi says:

    Your dad demands just punishment: he should no longer be allowed to wear your fabulous dog suit!

  25. Not to worry Easy, I have a fly I will share with you, we will be rich 🙂 xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  26. Mags Corner says:

    Sweet Easy, you surely didn’t chew that hole in the wall, did you? Poor Puck having to go to the toilet bow. 😦 Happy to hear your flying saucer is still alive and useable have fun with it. Hugs and nose kisses

  27. Layla says:

    Oh No! and please don’t drink the blue water. We have 3 eligible batchelors. What kind of pics do you need?

  28. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    You should pee in his shoes, Easy, that’ll teach him!

  29. Ann Staub says:

    Oh no Easy! Hope that Puck at least brought you good fortune while he was around…

  30. Easy you have had a bad day thank god it is the weekend x

  31. HAHA friend, were you howling for help??

  32. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to heer abowt the deemize of yore munny fly their is never enuf of the majikal paypers to go arownd!!! perhaps yoo wil find a munny beetle nekst wot wil be more doorabul then the munny fly!!! thank yoo for yore kind wurds and support dooring tuckers final ilness it wuz graytly appreesheyayted in this diffikult time!!! ok bye

  33. speedyrabbit says:

    Oh dear well he lasted long than he would have here,xx Speedy

  34. Goodness what a rotten thing to do! I am sure you will be able to plot an appropriate revenge! Love Dolly

  35. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow dere iz no fliez on ya now Easy n me iz so sadz fer yer loss…poor sweet ittybitty Puck! What did he eber do to yer Dad?? Mum iz Godzilla when we getz a fly or 2 in da place too…..but she ohhz n ahhz over da spidurz n takez dem outside!! What givez wif diz speshell treetmint fer dem creeperz when dere iz happy $money$ fliez we shuud bee nice to….
    MOL over stickin Dad in da tube n tryin to ‘beam’ him away 😉
    Yer Mum iz not gonna bee happy ’bout da checkz n $$$; maybee bee xtra cute n she not notice what goin on in da bank 😉
    Do ya want me to send ya a stuffie or 2?? Let me nose!
    Lub Nylablue ❤ n Sherriellen Mum ❤ (who bettur nott kill anymore $money$ fliez)

  36. Don Morone made that fly an offer it refused. . . and the Fly was sorry right away. Lucca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes…oh wait–what? Right. Different story.

  37. wyatt says:

    Thanks Easy and Frank for the great fix-ups!! Stanzie is very excited to meet Gambler and I’m really happy to be taking Molly. We have so much in common. We could just spend our whole date chasing squirrels!

    Wyatt

  38. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy me fink money fly safe in ya…..ummm….til ya poop it out….den not so shure what luck ya haz! 😉
    Me wuud lub to send a stuffie cept Mum n me stuck in da apartimint wif bazillion tonx of snow…Mum cannot go out even again today…4 dayz stuck wif her…umm beein wif her….we gettin a bit of da cabin fevurr me finkz!!
    What kinda stuffie do ya likez?? Color? Kind of animal??
    Fer future reeference!
    Lub Nylablue xxx

    • I love a stuffies (to pieces). The cabin fever is very uncomfy, at the end all dance in a row and make funny motions with their hands while wearing tons of hair gel and white suits… oh no… I confused it with the saturday night fever :o)

  39. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow we went out to da Vet’z today…at leest we got outside…it iz furry chilli out dere Easy…it iz -14 Celsius wif windchill of -28 C which meenz furreezin!!!!
    MOL/BOL me will eatch out fer Mum n if she startz wif hair gel n white suit me haz her committed to da quiet place 😉
    KATGOD help me!!!!
    “HAH HAH HAH HAH Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive….”
    Lub Nylablue xxx

  40. flying saucer is out of space… they do have much better surviving capabilities 🙂

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