…DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
Can you keep it? Yes, you can I’m sure…come a little closer it’s not meant for other ears…
so, here it is: HOW TO GET STINKING RICH
You need: A FLY – just one.
You have to do: NOTHING than to pamper the fly and to bring it over the winter in your crib. In spring the fly will bring you untold wealth.
It’s superstious proven, that a fly what enters your crib in winter is the ONE AND ONLY MONEY-FLY. Because flies are uncommon in winter ( except you live down-under, there it counts for summer… or the time where you normaly have no flies). The money- fly is sent by Fortuna, the moody goddess of luck. You will get only one, there is NO additional try, if you queer it your chance to get rich is wasted.
Since FRIDAY the ONE AND ONLY MONEY-FLY is here. Here in my crib. She lives on the counter of my sink in my bathroom. I discovered the fly as I supervised my mom’s grooming and I immediately adopted it. I named it Puck and now I’m on the way to become as rich as Dagobert Duck. Puck looked a little floppy and my mom said it could be hungry… I know what kind of food flies love and I offered my mom to place some fly-food in the bathroom. Butt she said: Don’t you dare, go out in your back yard! Ok, forget it, maybe later… I said.
We decided to give MY fly some sugar crumbs and it seems that Puck really likes it. My dad rolled his eyes around, said: Oh shit, what next? and since then he thinks we have a screw loose. I will keep that rude behavior in my mind and I wouldn’t dream of sharing my uncommon wealth with him.
So, if you want to get rich too , keep your eyes peeled for a fly in your crib. You can make your crib more interesting for flies, write me a mail and I tell you how….you need only some food a little patience and swift paws when your pawrents discover the fly-food…
I’m off now to order some things with predating mom’s checks for 03/20/14 the official start of spring…
HAVE A SUPER TEASER TUESDAY ALL