…DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

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Can you keep it? Yes, you can I’m sure…come a little closer it’s not meant for other ears…

so, here it is: HOW TO GET STINKING RICH

You need: A FLY – just one.

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You have to do: NOTHING than to pamper the fly and to bring it over the winter in your crib. In spring the fly will bring you untold wealth.

It’s superstious proven, that a fly what enters your crib in winter is the ONE AND ONLY MONEY-FLY. Because flies are uncommon in winter ( except you live down-under, there it counts for summer… or the time where you normaly have no flies). The money- fly is sent by Fortuna, the moody goddess of luck. You will get only one, there is NO additional try, if you queer it your chance to get rich is wasted.

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Since FRIDAY the ONE AND ONLY MONEY-FLY is here. Here in my crib. She lives on the counter of my sink in my bathroom. I discovered the fly as I supervised my mom’s grooming and I immediately adopted it. I named it Puck and now I’m on the way to become as rich as Dagobert Duck. Puck looked a little floppy and my mom said it could be hungry… I know what kind of food flies love and I offered my mom to place some fly-food in the bathroom. Butt she said: Don’t you dare, go out in your back yard!  Ok, forget it, maybe later… I said.


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We decided to give MY fly some sugar crumbs and it seems that Puck really likes it. My dad rolled his eyes around, said: Oh shit, what next? and since then he thinks we have a screw loose. I will keep that rude behavior in my mind and I wouldn’t dream of sharing my uncommon wealth with him.

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So, if you want to get rich too , keep your eyes peeled for a fly in your crib. You can make your crib more interesting for flies, write me a mail and I tell you how….you need only some food  a little patience and swift paws when your pawrents discover the fly-food…

I’m off now to order some things with  predating mom’s checks for 03/20/14 the official start of spring…

HAVE A SUPER TEASER TUESDAY ALL

 

If you need a date for the QUEEN OF HEARTS DANCE, don’t hesitate to contact the world greatest Matchmakers Frank&Easy  
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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. We have had two fly’s in our pad, Mom tries to squat them. I tell her to feed them now so we get super rich BOL. Have a super Tuezday xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. fozziemum says:

    Wow Easy we didn’t know this about the fortune fly…when our winter comes and if it brings a fly we will keep it in a safe place.. somewhere mum never will go…dadz underwear drawer…dad won’t notice coz dadz never do…Happy Tuesday Easy Forrest xxx

  3. Easy you are going to be as rich as Croesus. Wow pennies will fall from the sky. Whoppee. My peeps recues bees with sugar water too in Summer/Autumn. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Dalton says:

    Think of the biscuits and toys you will be able to buy!

  5. WOW……you mean that fly that’s been in my house for several days now that Mom has been swatting at, Dad has been smacking with a magazine, and I’ve been trying to catch in my mouth is a FORTUNE FLY??? I guess we’d better be nicer to him huh? I’d love to have a fortune – or even half of a fortune – so we’ll quit trying to murderize him! How’s the matchmaking service coming along? I sent my photo of me and my date for Madi’s par-tay to Sarge yesterday and he fixed my date up with some great flowers. We’ll be seeing you at the Ball!

    Hugs, Sammy
    Pee Ess…….Tuesday Teaser is going live in 30 minutes – will YOU be ready???!!!

    • I would be nice to Mr. Puck and his friends, that’s a good investment LOL I’ve got a lot of requests, I had no clue that we have so much lonesome riders in blogville. But I’m sure we will find THE one for everyone :o) I’m ready for the teaser,I collected some leaves in my back yard, just in case it is a forest-teaser today :o)

  6. A fly would do well to survive in our pad with the two dogs and five cats trying to catch it. It would be a very lucky fly and worth hanging on to.

  7. Does this money thing work with spiders, too? Spiders come into my house in winter. When I see one, I jump up and down like popcorn. Mom says I am a big help. I don’t think she means it…. She has killed the spiders, and possibly our last and final chance to be rich.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  8. We’ve lots of flies at home, guess I’ll become super rich in no time if I treat them well. My mission now is to stop my dad from killing them. I’m sure he wants to be filthy rich like I do.

    ~Eva

  9. Goose says:

    Hey I have THREE in my crib. THREE. ANd they must have found plenty to eat because they are HUGE. Can’t wait for the money to start rolling in.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  10. oh I hope that fly bring you much mucho so you can get some tasty treats and more stuffies to kill.

  11. Sending you dad a fly squatter 🙂

  12. So nice to meet you, Puck! I have a few million of your relatives here in my backyard. Can I send them for a visit??

    🙂

  13. raisingdaisy says:

    Haha Well it’s nice of you to be so kind to that little ol’ fly, but my mom has a No Tolerance Policy for anything that creeps – anything that is so unfortunate to get inside the house gets squished or vacuumed up, unless they’re ladybugs. Those she catches carefully and takes back outside. 🙂

  14. Kyla says:

    There’s a better way to get rich. Everybody send five dollars or five pounds or five rand or five euros to me, Kyla, and Fortuna will reward you in 2028 with a whole lot of riches.

  15. katiebblogs says:

    Wow, that is a great secret. We will spoil and sweeten our flies from now on!

  16. stella rose says:

    Holey Moley here our Dad has been buying lottery tickets when all he really needed to do was tend to a fly….well hells bells. We will be on the watch for one now for sure. Thanks for the tip!
    Stella Rose

  17. PigLove says:

    Darn these two purr things here in the Hotel Thompson. They catch flies and do unspeakable things to them. I’ll never get rich with them in the house. Stomps hooves, squeals and has a piggy tantrum. XOXO – Bacon

    • Send them a cease and desist order with a contractual penalty… let’s say 87k . Now you have only to wait for the next “fly-away”and viola : Dagobacon Duck :o)

      • PigLove says:

        What would I do without you brother?! You are so wise on matters such as this. I’m off to write a cease and desist order pronto. I need to put these bratty purr things in their place. XOXO – Bacon

  18. Will and Eko says:

    Winter here, not a fly – money or otherwise – to be found unfortunately.

  19. Frankie and Ernie says:

    WE hope that PUCK brings you 87 Bazillion Bucks or pieces of Gold.
    We can’t BELIEVE your dad said THAT while in the Potty Room… BaaaaaaWaaaah.
    Pee S… we just told Turien that she needs to come see YOU and or Frank the Tank beclaws SHE is lookin fur a date..

  20. kolytyi says:

    This is fabulous, Easy, I must try it because I’m not capable of winning in the lottery! I’d like to know whether the flowered toilet seat is a necessary device for winter-fly catch or at least, it provides better chances.

  21. fernerose says:

    Oh shut!!!!! The Kittens killed our fly!!!!! Darn!!!!!

  22. Brian says:

    Oops! I wish I would have known that yesterday!!!

  23. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Mom is searching for a fly
    Lily

  24. Hmm.. good to know. We ALWAYS have flies thank you very much to all the cows that are around us. They are a bit slow, the flies, so we won’t be giving them a flip anymore with our pointing finger and sending them sailing a couple of feet. Should be no problem keeping one or two fed because CH, the Husband always leaves crumbs of food wherever he has been! Hope Puck brings you luck and money!!!!

  25. Madi and Mom says:

    Hey Easy
    Is there a esty shop or somewhere I could order a money fly? I could really use one.
    Oh and mom wants a toilet seat top like yours too. That is super cool. We have a
    unique (but not pretty toilet seat). Once you give it a gentle tap it goes down all by itself
    Hugs madi your bfff

  26. Mags Corner says:

    Oh, no sweet Easy! We are too late and now we won’t be rich. We had a fly a few weeks ago and it got squashed. 😦 Happy fortune! Hugs and nose kisses

  27. Ann Staub says:

    Wow Easy – what an interesting new pet you have there 🙂

  28. gentlestitches says:

    May the money Gods rain wealth down apon you. Please tell me what language is Dagobert? We are HUGE fans of Carl Barks. Also I never saw only one fly all year around. Only hundreds or thousands. :-D. Doggies bravely shooo them away and if lucky… and very quick. YUM!

  29. harrispen says:

    We have never heard of this about flies. Usually my dad smacks any that get inside but we don’t think we have ever had one in the winter.

    Millie & Walter

  30. We had a fly in our house a couple of weeks ago. We didnt know it was a money fly. Come back, fly. Come back!

  31. I dunno about this whole fly dealio–maybe it’s a French thing? we just kills flies dead as soon as we see them. Maybe they’ll leave us a bunch of money in their will?

  32. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    I don’t know how to break it to you Easy, but we have flies all winter and we’re still poor! Still pulling for you though!

  33. Misaki says:

    I’ll definitely keep an eye out for future fly visitors! If I feed them will they turn into to fly-fairies and grant wishes??

  34. Layla says:

    I’ve never heard of this before but I remember having a pet fly in the dead of a cold Montreal winter when I was five-years-old. This winter we have sting bugs 😦

  35. Layla says:

    I mean stink bugs. Do you have them there?

  36. speedyrabbit says:

    interesting Easy about the fly but won’t happen here daddy hate flies,xx Speedy

  37. We don’t have any flies but Mom did find two deaded lizards…..think they’re worth anything?

    The Florida Furkids

    ps….our brofur Raz sent his info to you. He hopes to find a nice ladycat to go to the dance with!

  38. OMD you are so funny! I love a man with a sense of humor you wanna be my date for this Valentine’s thingy? Love Dolly

  39. goldenwoofs says:

    Golden LAUGHS! Did you say SUGAR!!! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
    BTW: Did you get the package from SB. Please let us know. Golden Woofs

  40. Lee says:

    Easy I think you better feed that fly some protein if you want him to make it till Spring? Maybe a little hamburger. If a fly is living around my city in this frigid weather it would be the fly of all flies and would definitely be the money fly. You don’t have a Venus flytrap do you??
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  41. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow Easy…No fly here; no Wonga; no way!! 😦
    All we haz iz annoyin pale green spiderz what creep Mum out badlee…
    We needz a fly 😉
    Lub Nylablue xx

  42. Praise your sweet Weimaraner soul Easy!!! You probably just made us millionaires over here! If all goes well by spring time (which usually arrives by february 2nd here) we will be popping your cut of the money-fly loot in the mail. A sleepy little fly showed up here just today, and has been drowsily buzzing about the kitchen ever since. I’ll just let him stay on a while and cross my fingers for luck!

    ps. I am so sorry to hear that your very own Puck is no longer. We now carry the torch of hope for you.

  43. We catch flies we eat them 🙂

  44. Clowie says:

    I know what food flies like – but my bipeds wouldn’t like that in the house!

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