Yesterday my grandparrents had to drive home.
I was sad and peeved the whole day and spend it under my christmas blanket together with the donkey I’ve got from MollytheWally. Oh, before I forget: Molly, that thingy has a secret drawer on the arse now, that’s great for my chewing bones! 
According to the custom of the crazy family, have I mentioned that I have one? – my grandparents came with a BANG as we created the “SHAMNEY of SHAME” in my living room and before they drove home they left me with a BOOM!
The reason was my grampy who took a shower before they started to drive home.
As he came back showered  we noticed a strange smell , me and my staff persisted silent, but my granny said something or someone here smells like a consumptive fitch. Suddenly I had all eyes on me, because I had a chewing bone filled with dried rumen. I rejected all accusations and gave them the stinky look as they removed my stench bomb bone but even without it we had this crazy smell in my crib.
My grandparents said BYE to me and my staff and they will be back soon to wreck some other things in my crib.
As they left my crib, the smell was gone too. And as my mom entered the bathroom a little later, there she saw the root of the evil: my grampy used my Shampoo!
I’ve got this stuff from the vet as I had problems with my paws and there is something inside whats oily and what smells a little cadaverous. I have NO CLUE why my grampy used my stuff, our bathroom looks always like a bursted drugstore there are tons of weird things humans rub on their skin and fur, why he picked my shampoo will be an eternal miracle I think.  Butt at least my grampy is safe now to get parasites of any kind and if it holds what it promises, that he will get a fluffy and shiny fur, then I fill it in small bottles and sell it for a fortune on online autions, because my grampy is baldheaded and a fluffy and shiny fur on him  would be really a miracle.
I hope he hasn’t to pay dog tax by  now.
Have a flea-free sunday all

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Now, seriously, are we rude if we say we are actually looking forward to hear/see a fluffy and shiny fur on your grampy’s head? LOL! May be he is your secret admirer, who knows?

  2. Oh Easy that’s so funny (but stinky)…..I’m sure he probably just grabbed SOMETHING in the shower not realizing it was YOUR shampoo (either that or he knew he’d miss you when they’d left and wanted to smell like you as a reminder). Well, it will be interesting to see if he grows fur anyway. Meanwhile, I hope your Shamney is repaired now and all is well INSIDE and OUTSIDE your crib. I’ve missed you buddy through the holidays… a new year will bring new adventures (and hopefully no disasters)!! Tee Hee

    Your Pal Sammy

  3. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy..grampy certainly Flead the scene of the Shamney with a Bang indeed…fancy accusing your poor stinky manky bone! I do hope your crib is now repaired and that the new year sees many DIY shops closed for business whenever your Grandparents are in town 😉 Missed you buddy have a great Flea free carefree Sunday 🙂 HUgs Fozziemum xxx

  4. Glad Mr donkey is still with you Easy. OMD we are laughing about gramps using your sham-pooch. LOL I hope he wasn’t sniffed by tons of dogs on the way home. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. OMGoodness, E. Your poor Grandma – cooped up in the car with that stinky guy, all the way home. That must’ve been a rough ride….

    Love and licks,

  6. kolytyi says:

    I hope your Granny’s torment won’t be in vain and your Grampy will have fluffy, shiny and silvermistygrey fur on his head! He will look like a Grand Lord (but smell as a Grand Dog!)

  7. Brian Frum says:

    Oh my, your poor Grampy! At least he didn’t eat your chewy bone Easy!

  8. DailyMusings says:

    Easy I am laughing so hard- thank you. Get some rest from all that excitement!

  9. Shiva & Jaya says:

    If them does sumfin unlawful, PM Office is open Mon-Fri 7AM-11PM! Call for appointment and security check.

  10. harrispen says:

    Did you get your stinky bone back when they figured out the smell was really from your Grampy?

    Millie & Walter

  11. Madi and mom says:

    MOL MOL MOL MOL Easy between the secret storage in your chewiness arse and gramp washing his furs w your smell good my mom has fallen on the floor on laughter and cannot get up! Thank you for the ll/mols
    MAdi your bfff

  12. ScottieMom says:

    Oh my! What a funny story! I can see something like that happening around here. You’ll let us know if any fur pops up on your gramp’s head, won’t you? Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  13. Kyla says:

    When Grampy comes again-hide the heartworm meds very well.

  14. lol opps! Your are so cute all snuggled up.

  15. Easy, seriously…Grampy used medicated dog shampoo on himself?!? BOL I sure hope his fur grows back; it would be a miracle cure for what the humans complain is baldness. You would then definitely be a wealthy pup, selling the miracle cure to all. I hope you have a great Sunday pal. You should definitely try and join us for Sepia SATURDAY next week. I believe the tone would magnify your handsomeness.

    • I will try it Oz, it looks so great to make a “modern” picture what looks like an old one :o) I hope he will get a fluffy, shiny fur, but after all he is safe from fleas and other thingies for a while :o)

  16. Your Grandpa’s story had us laughing our butts off. How silly of him. Have a great day! Lee and Phod

  17. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH EASY…. you live the MOSTEST exciting life. Where shall we begin?
    Love the Secret BUTT DRAWER … was that an EASY…Add On Feature? Super fur storage of your..special thingys.
    Sorry that you still have the SHAMEney Problem(s).
    NOW “FUR” this Grandpa Issue… We have major concerns that now he will be wanting to take POTTY Walks when it is Dark as a Salamander’s Ass. Do you suppose he will need to be on a Leash? Probably.
    And WHAT if he gotted YOUR FURS-POO on his FACE and Arms and LEGS?? He could end up looking like a YETTI or BIG FOOT…
    BUTT if it does grow some furs on his PATE/Head… would you let us know? OUR dad could surely use some of that.

    • I will keep you informed. And if it works I will send you a bottle of this stuff immediately ( with some clothes pegs for your nose). I hope we can manage the Shameney-problem soon, it’s darned cold outside and it’s cold with this big hole in the wall :o)

  18. Shiva & Jaya says:

    You has winned award!

  19. Maybe your Grampy wanted to look as good as you look, Easy!

  20. Goose says:

    Bawhahahhhaa. Once my MOM did the same thing. Butt my shampoo was just the regular kind and smelled great. I don’t think my MOM’s furs never looked better. She disagreed. But what does she know, I have beautiful furs all over me, she only has it here and there. Have a wonderfully beautiful day brother.

  21. catfromhell says:

    Oh Easy! My Grampy used my hairy slobbery sister Bob’s shampoo the last time he was here!! He did not gets any fleas! Purrhaps all Grampys uses Dog Shampoo.
    Me hopes yous don’t miss them too much.

  22. Kuruk says:

    Flea-free is good fur efurryone! Even Grand Paws! Wooooowoooooo!

  23. speedyrabbit says:

    Hehehehehe that is just to funny a stinky grandpa cause of you shampoo!made my sunday you have Easy,I gave you a star on new years day,by the way,xx Speedy

  24. The OP Pack says:

    OMD, that is hilarious. Now we wonder what Grampy thought when he got in his vehicle and realized that the stench had come along with him.

    Great to see you.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  25. lilyanna1 says:

    Hopefully the flea’s will go away.

  26. No fleas on him now !!!!!!!!!!!! Baaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  27. Sorry Easy but you made us laugh mate. We too want to know if your Grandpa’s head grows fluffy furs cause our dad could use some too. Great idea for storage in the arse end of your toys. We have ta try that one. Also let us know what Grandpa said when he found out!! Oh this sure was funny. Take care.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

    • By now grampy is still baldheaded, but maybe it needs a while :o) He thought he found a very good shampoo, because it had the price tag on the bottle. He laughed too and said he hopes he will not start to bark now :o)

  28. Oh my gosh Easy! I am lol-ing over here just imagining your Gramps smelling like medicated Weimaraner shampoo! 🙂

  29. Sagira says:

    BOL that is pretty funny!

  30. Our Uncle could do with some fluffy fur on his shiny bald head too! Whee wanna hear a product review from Grampy!!

  31. Sarge says:

    Wow, that bone sounds delish! Why do they always hate the things that smell so heavenly to us? OMD your Grandpa must feel so good now after that shampoo treatment! Do you suppose he’ll start barking or digging in the yard now?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

    • By now he uses the bathroom and not the trees in his yard…that’s agood sign, I think :o) I have no clue why humans dislike our smelly staff, there is nothing what smells better than dried rumen :o)

  32. OMD….Imagine that. Gramps Stolded YOUR shampoo! I think you should send him the bill..BOL

  33. is rumen poop???? I don’t know what rumen is and I am too lazy to Google it right now! BOL!! Don’t worry Easy, your grandparents will be back soon! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • It’s also known as paunch. the smell is awful and my crib smelled infernal as my mom cooked that stuff once ( the best was, that I refused to eat it but I distributed it everywhere in my crib)

  34. Your posts r always hilarious. Your grampy used your shampoo. OMD. Maybe its the secret formula to the fountain of youth. You best keep a close eye on grampy and see if he gets any younger.

  35. That is so funny Easy! 🙂

  36. BOL… that’s OK Easy. The grandparents around this place have used some weird dog things too. My mom ate some mints once, but they were doggy mints hehe. That’s too funny about your grampa!

  37. So sorry your grandpawrents had to leave 😦 Bet you were glad in the end though that they took the stink with them. How did Granny survive the journey home? 😀

  38. PigLove says:

    Snorts – grandpawrents do the weirdest things my brother. At least he won’t be scratching for a while. Poor granny. XOXO – Bacon

    • hahaha, I can’t imagine how he will scatch his ears with his hindpaws :o) Fortunately booth survived the long trip and he took a shower immediately ( hope this time with the right shampoo)

  39. Coccolino says:

    Oh no, your poor grampy and granny for having to smell it! What a silly story afterwards to tell though 🙂

  40. Poor gramps…so he was smelling the smell all the way home!

  41. Bawahwhahhwhaha Daddy used my toothpaste once..dat was so funny BOL. Wez back now Easy after a nice rest 🙂 xxxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  42. Misaki says:

    Hahaha daddy used my shampoo before, but it was just a boring one although his hair did look super glossy for a while there 🙂 Your grampy must be so pleased not to have any paw problems or fleas after using your shampoo lol

  43. fernerose says:

    I could not get on your blog!!! Sorry!!!

  44. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL/LOL>>>>oh oh Easy dat iz heelareeuss…siriuslee yer Grandpa used yer shamm-poo?? Oh diz iz so funny!!
    Me thought it was funny when Mum went to doez a flee treetment on me butt me moved bery quick like n she did herself insteed 😉
    Boy waz she furreeuss but she not have fleez either!!!
    Lub ya Nylablue xxxxxx

    • hahaha, at least she is safe now and hasn’t to wear a flea-collar. that flea-treatments are sneaky, we opened a pack of frontline once and the whole stuff landed in my dads face. at least his eyebrows and lashes are covered now :o)

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        Yow yer poor dad!! Dat stuff can bee stingey! Mum usez ZODIAC which iz alot like werkz well…but it iz not in wee tube like it used to bee. Mum haz to cut da tip off n shehaz to sneeky put it on me befur me runz away!!!
        Fer now she iz flee free n all iz guud…. 😉

  45. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    I’m sure if he’d asked you would have let your Grampy use your shampoo. He didn’t have to steal it!

  46. Never a dull moment with your humans Easy! Mom is rolling in laughter! Thank you!

  47. How sweet of Molly to send you a gift! She’s the greatest!

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