SADDISH SATURDAY
I was on a dog show. We started at 6:30 am to drive to Nantes. We were on the road for 3 hours and had some problems to find the area of the show. Butt we arrived timely.
With the moment I jumped out of the elephant skater I was a stinker. Not because I had still the farting problem, I was just cranky.
Mom checked if that’s really me or if someone had interchanged the Weim with a komodo island monitor under way, but yep it was me and me was narky and trimmed to trouble. I had a “ridge” on my back the whole time and I looked like a shoe brush.
As we entered the hall we saw that we have to wait a while till we could enter the ring. We tried to be considerate and decided to wait in a distance to the ring, because the Weimaraner turned into a Barkeraner and I can be very, very loud. Like a starting Boeing. Or an earthquaking. The music they played there made me completely mad, I don’t know if a dog show needs loud music, the noise level is anyway on the limit. Butt anyway. To wait upstairs and on a quiet place, my friends, was completely wrong, because as the judgement started for my breed we noticed and heard it not and we couldn’t enter the big stairway fast enough and it needs some time to maneuvre a pissed Weimaraner accident-free through all the dogs and peeps.
There we were. TOO LATE. The judge refused to judge me. Mom tried to explain and asked him, but he said, that’s not possible. Ok, the judge makes the judgement and we have to accept it. The circumstances were inconvenient but at last it was our fault. Too late is too late, the horse has bolted.
We were very sad, that we made the long journey in vain and the return was very silent.
I tried to cheer up my staff a little and I buried the show, the trouble and this haunted day anywhere alongside of the national road N166.
Soon after that I was the same nice guy as always and we decided to get this day out of our mind.
I hope you all will have a better saturday and a fabulous weekend.
Easy Blog 
Oh Easy what a bad set of circumstances.. I am sure it had nothing to do with you…I am pretty sure the planets Were some how out of their normal orbit causing the aforementioned mayhem! We all know that you are a purrfect Weim. And not judging you was htheir loss!
Hugs
Madi your BFFF and fan!
I think you’re right Madi :o) Maybe the whole slice earth turned in a wrong direction?
Hey brother I am sorry you did not get in the ring. I agree with Madi, it’s there loss for sure. You RULE the Weim world buddy.
Blessings,
Goose
Thanks brother, it hurts a little to get left out, but at the end I’m a winner too – I won an experience and a memory :o)
Oh Easy! We feel so bad that you had to journey all of that way for nothing!! It was THEIR loss for sure! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Thanks Dakota, think than today they will have no champion, because the champ is in his crib and sulks on his bed :o)
Oh Easy that is an experience we hope you do not have to go through again dear friend x. Happy rest of the day xx
I hope so, maybe King Henry could change the rules?
Well pal, you win the prize for being the best you we know!!!
Thanks that’s the best prize ever :o)
Oh you poor guy! All that way in the car for zip huh? Well, these things happen and it’s nobody’s fault….I think maybe you weren’t really “up” for spending the day being handsome and having judges poke and prod your bits and pieces so you were a bit upset right? Now you’re home and all is well in your world. It just wasn’t your day buddy – relax and enjoy the holiday spirit – perhaps you could pull Ugly Jim around the house for fun????
Holiday Hugs, Sammy
I agree Sammy, this day was not MY day, I was the brother of the grumpy kitty :o) Maybe we had a hangover from Friday the 13th?
You would of won paws down Easy, such a shame though 😦 Hope you left your smell on that mean Judge xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Not on the judge, but on another place…. hope they have no security cams there…. :o)
Hey Easy!
Wow, that’s horrible! I think you totally would have won, so some other pooch must have bribed and paid them off to keep you out. Pttthththtt Well, you’re a winner to all of us and at least it was an adventure.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Furiend
Thanks Sarge, maybe you can come for a shakedown and they all will land in the doghouse?
BaaaaWaaaah they mey may have said it was beclaws you were LATE…. BUTT Easy… WE KNOW it was beclaws they KNEW you would be the TOTAL WINNER and they couldn’t take the competition. WE KNOW that you are the BESTEST Weim of the SHOW and THAT is all that COUNTS..
THEY were just JELLY of YOU and All your FINE attributes and all of your Blogville Furends and stuffs. YOU are a WINNER… THEY are the LOSERS.
Do NOT feel Badly… YOU have FANS and FURENDS and FAMILY and THOSE are sooooooo impawtant. Just sayin buddy….
Thanks Frankie and Ernie, friends are much better than a trophy or a diploma. And friends wait for you and they love you even when you are a komodo island monitor :o) (but then from a distance)
What a darn shame Easy but you are a winner to us each and everyday pal. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
Thanks Molly, that’s the ice cream ( i love chunky monkey) to cool down my overheated ego :o)
I think it was not due to bad circumstances or wrong planet constellation. It was due to the human factor. Dog shows should be organized solely by dogs. Because dogs play always FAIR.
That would be the best idea! We had to pay in bones or treats and you can come whenever you want :o)
Easy, my heart goes out to you. What a shame, I often think that will happen to me since I don’t know what the hell I am doing. More than a sad saturday it would be a pissed off saturday to me. I am so sorry you went all that way not to get judged. Good luck next time.
Thanks. I know this and other things can happen at a Dog Show, but when it happens to us the first time, it hurts a little. Maybe Dad’s rival was right: the first cut is the deepest.. I hope for the next show, at least to get no judgement is better than to get a bad one ( and I was predistinated for a bad one today)
Easy you don’t need to be in a dog show!!!! You are a winner to us all out here in Blogland!!! What do the judges know anyway!!! You are the WINNER!!!!!!!!!
Zoie had the same problem when she came to us at a year and 5 months old. She farted a lot!! We bought Neu-tro dog food for her lamb and rice and it fixed that right a way in less then half the bag of dried food!!! She turned out to be a very sweet smelling dog!!LOL
I will try such an anti-fart-treatment, the days I was a fart bombs were not funny :o) Buttt maybe some farts had cleaned the air at the show :o) It feels good that your friends let you win all times – Thanks :o)
Well, I guess the last of those belly-demons have made their escape through your barks and brush-back. Now you can be your usual sweet self.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Maybe the belly demons confused the exits :o) But at last I’m back in my crib and I have a new memory.
I assume that, at the very least, you found the edict at Nantes.
hahaha yes, but vice versa , there was not a sign of tolerance and peace :o)
Easy, you make the judging EASY!!!! You are tops in our book!!!! Celebrate with a big ol’ nap!!!! Zzzzzz!!!!
Thanks I will do it! And instead to dream of trophies I dream about my friends :o)
Who cares about Dog shows not me and anyway you’re in my count down Buddy and that makes you a winner my book so chin up shake out the dog show blues for we are counting down to the main event which is the most important event of the year……Its CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!hehehehe xx Speedy
Yes, Speedy your right! It’s just a (bad) memory now and we better celebrate and enjoy the best time of the year
What a frustrating day for you and your people!!! I’m glad you’re feeling like your usual self after such a trying day. Better luck next time, Easy.
BB
Thanks :o) I think Scarlett o’ Hara was right: tomorrow is another day :o)
I hereby judge you the most awesomesauciest Weim on this slice earth!
thanks that’s more than such a trophy-thingy – ha, it’s th best :o)
Aw Easy, I would be super upset too… how frustrating! I’m sure you would have beat all those other weims. I guess maybe it’s a good thing since now one of the others had a chance to win since you couldn’t compete.
that could be :o) but at least we won an experience and next time we can make it better (or worse) :o)
You’re still number one in my book.
janet
Thanks that’s so nice. Think that’s the cure for my ego :o)
Ahhhhhhh shucks.
yes :o) but fortunately only my ego got an ouchie and egi’s only need some time to recover :o)
speechless, …….too bad for the trip, and poor conditions upon your arrival. The challenges are many. It is merely a learning experience. You humans are resilient…. :O)
it’s hard when things you only know by “hearsay” really happen to you. but we are strong ( I hope)
Merde, that’s what we say about the judge but all is well that ends well!
yep big merde :o) and I thought friday the 13th is the worst… I was wrong, the day after is haunted :o)
Flying over the judge’s house right now and throwing a carton of eggs out my spaceship porthole for you.
Yours,
Alien
Great idea!!! maybe you have some rotten egg-bombs too?
Easy, you don’t need the judge to confirm your beauty! You’re way beyond those human words! You’re the best, Easy!!!
~Eva
Thanks Eva, that’s the cure for my damaged ego :o)
Oh my handsome Pal, this is very sad news indeed…..I knows that if they weren’t playin’ that loud annoyin’ musak, you would have heard your set bein’ called and won the whole thingie!! And, don’t worry, I’m a little stinker ALL the times!! BOL Yups, and I bets if you and I got to barkin’ we could drown out a 747!!
Wells, at least you had a nice quiet ride home…
Sweet dreams my pal.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥☺
hahaha thanks, Ruby. It was really very loud there, butt after all we came too late. yesterday was NOT my day and today is another day and I’m the best pup in the world (honestly!)
I think you would have won. 🙂
hahaha, thanks. It would be great, but it was really not my day :o)
Oh no! I know you would have won if they’d have let you enter. What a shame that you and your staff drove so far and went through so much and you didn’t even get to enter. But I’m glad you’re feeling happier anyway. 🙂
Thanks Daisy. Maybe it was kharma, that we were too late, because I was a little like Stephen Kings Cujo yesterday :o)
Oh Easy I am so late even to read your post bwahaaaahah perhaps the muzac was there to drown out the farting competitors…..was the judge wearing a mask ???? hugs Fozziemum xxxx
yep he did, he was disguised as Hannibal Lecter because he ate my mom’s ego :o)
With fava beans????? aggghhh 🙂
hahahaha no, raw :o) but today the lambs stopped screaming :o)
Thankfully…my sheep are Baaing outside tonight in sympathy 🙂
Easy, I think the judge was unreasonable, just like the people who decided that a dog show needed loud music. I feel bad for all the people in the audience who missed out on seeing you!
BTW, thanks so much for the sweet Christmas card you sent us. And thanks again for the toys… the yellow squeaker is now officially my favorite toy. 🙂
Wags,
Tootsie
Thanks Tootsie, my damaged ego is on the way to recovery LOL The music was really very loud, think with all the barks and howls we had enough sound there :o) I must laught at the yellow thingy, because the envelope made noises the whole time as we brought it to the post office :o)
My dear n sweet poochie easy ya DO NOT haz to go to a Poochie Show to bee told ya are da BEST Poochie ever!! Purrleeze put diz outta yer mind n fink happy poochie thoughtz n bemember EBERYONE here LUBZ ya so so much n so do yer Hu’manz…
Next time take dem to a PEEPLE Show, MOL/BOL 😉
We lubbed da Komodo Dragon part of yer storey…RRAAAWWRRRRR 🙂
Lub frum Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum too
Thanks Nylablue, that’s very nice :o) Imagine a people show… where dogs&cats are the judges… do you think the bipeds would be brave enough to come to this show?
Not on yer Life Easy…dey wuud bee too scaredykat as well dey shudd bee….
We not need sum other Hu’Man tell us we iz purrfect….me wuud bee so Komod too!!!
Lub Nylablue xx
oh no, that’s such a shame
yes, it was a very bad experience…. butt next time I will win :o) (or I hope it)
I bet that vissler had something to do with it !! Hope you left a poison pen letter for him !
Oh that could be. Maybe that was the reason I haven’t seen him? Bet he was undercover somewhere and laughet at me…
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry yoo had to go on sutch a long rode trip only to have the judj not judj yoo wot gud is a judj wot duz not judj??? no gud thats wot!!! i am shoor yore nekst trip wil be mutch more fun!!! ok bye
Thanks Dennis :o) I hope next time we will have a better chance and maybe I will win a prize :o)
Aw, Easy my buddy! What a no-good, miserable very bad day. It is really good that you went ahead and buried it so it won’t bother you any more. You are such a good and happy boy it makes me and the Human sad to think of you being grumpy. We are happy you are back to yourself now. I know you’re a Boy Dog and I am a Boy Cat but I’m sending you a little brotherly hug and the Human sens a smoochie. XOXO
Thanks Spitty, a hug helps a lot to pamper a hurted doggy-ego :o)
Chalk it up to good experience and try again. 🙂 Easy will do better when he knows what it’s all about.
You’re right, next time we will try it again and we look forward to christmas :o)
Oh that’s sad :s but you know Easy, it’s for the better, you would’ve made everyone feel bad because you’re too gorgeous!
Thanks :o) My damaged ego enjoys all the nice words like treats :o)
Oh no, what a mean old judge. Whee will poop on his scoring card!
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
That’s a very good idea, can you do it all together?
Launching a group attack?! Yup, whee are highly trained agents of naughtiness! ^_^
xxxx
So sad you got out of bed as a grouch that day. We really want to see a rosette pinned to that manly chest!
Me too, but sadly we had a snowballs chance in hell :o) Maybe next time :o)
awwwww…Easy…you know my Mom showed all her SIbes…and dog shows are a pisser…heh…heh…and the judges…well Mom says they “drool”. You are top Weimie in our book!
I know Savannah :o) And I’m sure she knows what can happen on a haunted day like this :o) But with a distance I’m glad we got no judgement, I’m sure with a bad one we would be much more pi..ed. Think we need a thicker skin next time :o)