I was on a dog show. We started at 6:30 am  to drive to Nantes. We were on the road for 3 hours and had some problems to find the area of the show. Butt we arrived  timely.


With the moment I jumped out of the elephant skater I was a stinker. Not because I had still the farting problem, I was just cranky.


Mom checked if that’s really me or if someone had interchanged the Weim with a komodo island monitor under way, but yep it was me and me was narky and trimmed to trouble. I had a “ridge” on my back the whole time and I looked like a shoe brush.









As we entered the hall we saw that we have to wait a while till we could enter the ring. We tried to be considerate and decided to wait in a distance to the ring, because the Weimaraner turned into a Barkeraner and I can be very, very loud. Like a starting Boeing. Or an earthquaking. The music they played there made me completely mad, I don’t know if a dog show needs loud music, the noise level is anyway on the limit. Butt anyway.  To wait upstairs and on a quiet place, my friends,  was completely wrong, because as the judgement started for my breed we noticed and heard it not  and we couldn’t enter the big stairway fast enough and it needs some time to maneuvre a pissed Weimaraner accident-free through all the dogs and peeps.

There we were. TOO LATE. The judge refused to judge me.  Mom tried to explain and asked him, but he said, that’s not possible. Ok, the judge makes the judgement and we have to accept it. The circumstances were inconvenient but at last it was our fault. Too late is too late, the horse has bolted.
We were very sad, that we made the long journey in vain and the return was very silent.


I tried to cheer up my staff a little and I buried the show, the trouble and this haunted day  anywhere  alongside of  the national road N166.

My beautiful picture

Soon after that I was the same  nice guy as always and we decided to get this day out of our mind.


I hope you all will have a better saturday and a fabulous weekend.

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

87 responses »

  1. Madi and mom says:

    Oh Easy what a bad set of circumstances.. I am sure it had nothing to do with you…I am pretty sure the planets Were some how out of their normal orbit causing the aforementioned mayhem! We all know that you are a purrfect Weim. And not judging you was htheir loss!
    Madi your BFFF and fan!

  2. Goose says:

    Hey brother I am sorry you did not get in the ring. I agree with Madi, it’s there loss for sure. You RULE the Weim world buddy.

  3. Oh Easy! We feel so bad that you had to journey all of that way for nothing!! It was THEIR loss for sure! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  4. Oh Easy that is an experience we hope you do not have to go through again dear friend x. Happy rest of the day xx

  5. Brian Frum says:

    Well pal, you win the prize for being the best you we know!!!

  6. Oh you poor guy! All that way in the car for zip huh? Well, these things happen and it’s nobody’s fault….I think maybe you weren’t really “up” for spending the day being handsome and having judges poke and prod your bits and pieces so you were a bit upset right? Now you’re home and all is well in your world. It just wasn’t your day buddy – relax and enjoy the holiday spirit – perhaps you could pull Ugly Jim around the house for fun????

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy

  7. mollieandalfie says:

    You would of won paws down Easy, such a shame though 😦 Hope you left your smell on that mean Judge xxoxxx
    Mollie and Alfie

  8. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, that’s horrible! I think you totally would have won, so some other pooch must have bribed and paid them off to keep you out. Pttthththtt Well, you’re a winner to all of us and at least it was an adventure.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

  9. Frankie and Ernie says:

    BaaaaWaaaah they mey may have said it was beclaws you were LATE…. BUTT Easy… WE KNOW it was beclaws they KNEW you would be the TOTAL WINNER and they couldn’t take the competition. WE KNOW that you are the BESTEST Weim of the SHOW and THAT is all that COUNTS..
    THEY were just JELLY of YOU and All your FINE attributes and all of your Blogville Furends and stuffs. YOU are a WINNER… THEY are the LOSERS.
    Do NOT feel Badly… YOU have FANS and FURENDS and FAMILY and THOSE are sooooooo impawtant. Just sayin buddy….

    • Thanks Frankie and Ernie, friends are much better than a trophy or a diploma. And friends wait for you and they love you even when you are a komodo island monitor :o) (but then from a distance)

  10. What a darn shame Easy but you are a winner to us each and everyday pal. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. kolytyi says:

    I think it was not due to bad circumstances or wrong planet constellation. It was due to the human factor. Dog shows should be organized solely by dogs. Because dogs play always FAIR.

  12. Easy, my heart goes out to you. What a shame, I often think that will happen to me since I don’t know what the hell I am doing. More than a sad saturday it would be a pissed off saturday to me. I am so sorry you went all that way not to get judged. Good luck next time.

    • Thanks. I know this and other things can happen at a Dog Show, but when it happens to us the first time, it hurts a little. Maybe Dad’s rival was right: the first cut is the deepest.. I hope for the next show, at least to get no judgement is better than to get a bad one ( and I was predistinated for a bad one today)

  13. Fern Reed says:

    Easy you don’t need to be in a dog show!!!! You are a winner to us all out here in Blogland!!! What do the judges know anyway!!! You are the WINNER!!!!!!!!!
    Zoie had the same problem when she came to us at a year and 5 months old. She farted a lot!! We bought Neu-tro dog food for her lamb and rice and it fixed that right a way in less then half the bag of dried food!!! She turned out to be a very sweet smelling dog!!LOL

    • I will try such an anti-fart-treatment, the days I was a fart bombs were not funny :o) Buttt maybe some farts had cleaned the air at the show :o) It feels good that your friends let you win all times – Thanks :o)

  14. Well, I guess the last of those belly-demons have made their escape through your barks and brush-back. Now you can be your usual sweet self.

    Love and licks,

  15. Kyla says:

    I assume that, at the very least, you found the edict at Nantes.

  16. writetowag says:

    Easy, you make the judging EASY!!!! You are tops in our book!!!! Celebrate with a big ol’ nap!!!! Zzzzzz!!!!

  17. speedyrabbit says:

    Who cares about Dog shows not me and anyway you’re in my count down Buddy and that makes you a winner my book so chin up shake out the dog show blues for we are counting down to the main event which is the most important event of the year……Its CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!hehehehe xx Speedy

  18. What a frustrating day for you and your people!!! I’m glad you’re feeling like your usual self after such a trying day. Better luck next time, Easy.

  19. merbear74 says:

    I hereby judge you the most awesomesauciest Weim on this slice earth!

  20. Aw Easy, I would be super upset too… how frustrating! I’m sure you would have beat all those other weims. I guess maybe it’s a good thing since now one of the others had a chance to win since you couldn’t compete.

  21. janet says:

    You’re still number one in my book.


  22. Merde, that’s what we say about the judge but all is well that ends well!

  23. Flying over the judge’s house right now and throwing a carton of eggs out my spaceship porthole for you.



  24. Easy, you don’t need the judge to confirm your beauty! You’re way beyond those human words! You’re the best, Easy!!!


  25. Oh my handsome Pal, this is very sad news indeed…..I knows that if they weren’t playin’ that loud annoyin’ musak, you would have heard your set bein’ called and won the whole thingie!! And, don’t worry, I’m a little stinker ALL the times!! BOL Yups, and I bets if you and I got to barkin’ we could drown out a 747!!
    Wells, at least you had a nice quiet ride home…
    Sweet dreams my pal.
    Ruby ♥☺

    • hahaha thanks, Ruby. It was really very loud there, butt after all we came too late. yesterday was NOT my day and today is another day and I’m the best pup in the world (honestly!)

  26. gentlestitches says:

    I think you would have won. 🙂

  27. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh no! I know you would have won if they’d have let you enter. What a shame that you and your staff drove so far and went through so much and you didn’t even get to enter. But I’m glad you’re feeling happier anyway. 🙂

  28. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy I am so late even to read your post bwahaaaahah perhaps the muzac was there to drown out the farting competitors…..was the judge wearing a mask ???? hugs Fozziemum xxxx

  29. Tootsie says:

    Easy, I think the judge was unreasonable, just like the people who decided that a dog show needed loud music. I feel bad for all the people in the audience who missed out on seeing you!

    BTW, thanks so much for the sweet Christmas card you sent us. And thanks again for the toys… the yellow squeaker is now officially my favorite toy. 🙂


    • Thanks Tootsie, my damaged ego is on the way to recovery LOL The music was really very loud, think with all the barks and howls we had enough sound there :o) I must laught at the yellow thingy, because the envelope made noises the whole time as we brought it to the post office :o)

  30. Nylabluesmum says:

    My dear n sweet poochie easy ya DO NOT haz to go to a Poochie Show to bee told ya are da BEST Poochie ever!! Purrleeze put diz outta yer mind n fink happy poochie thoughtz n bemember EBERYONE here LUBZ ya so so much n so do yer Hu’manz…
    Next time take dem to a PEEPLE Show, MOL/BOL 😉
    We lubbed da Komodo Dragon part of yer storey…RRAAAWWRRRRR 🙂
    Lub frum Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum too

    • Thanks Nylablue, that’s very nice :o) Imagine a people show… where dogs&cats are the judges… do you think the bipeds would be brave enough to come to this show?

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        Not on yer Life Easy…dey wuud bee too scaredykat as well dey shudd bee….
        We not need sum other Hu’Man tell us we iz purrfect….me wuud bee so Komod too!!!
        Lub Nylablue xx

  31. Misaki says:

    oh no, that’s such a shame

  32. boscocat says:

    I bet that vissler had something to do with it !! Hope you left a poison pen letter for him !

  33. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry yoo had to go on sutch a long rode trip only to have the judj not judj yoo wot gud is a judj wot duz not judj??? no gud thats wot!!! i am shoor yore nekst trip wil be mutch more fun!!! ok bye

  34. spittythekitty says:

    Aw, Easy my buddy! What a no-good, miserable very bad day. It is really good that you went ahead and buried it so it won’t bother you any more. You are such a good and happy boy it makes me and the Human sad to think of you being grumpy. We are happy you are back to yourself now. I know you’re a Boy Dog and I am a Boy Cat but I’m sending you a little brotherly hug and the Human sens a smoochie. XOXO

  35. Andrea says:

    Chalk it up to good experience and try again. 🙂 Easy will do better when he knows what it’s all about.

  36. LifeOfBun says:

    Oh that’s sad :s but you know Easy, it’s for the better, you would’ve made everyone feel bad because you’re too gorgeous!

  37. Oh no, what a mean old judge. Whee will poop on his scoring card!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  38. So sad you got out of bed as a grouch that day. We really want to see a rosette pinned to that manly chest!

  39. awwwww…Easy…you know my Mom showed all her SIbes…and dog shows are a pisser…heh…heh…and the judges…well Mom says they “drool”. You are top Weimie in our book!

    • I know Savannah :o) And I’m sure she knows what can happen on a haunted day like this :o) But with a distance I’m glad we got no judgement, I’m sure with a bad one we would be much more pi..ed. Think we need a thicker skin next time :o)

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